Jin vs Yanbaki
Tsu: "You're just being a whiny bitch coz your big brother is better than you! "Oh boo hoo! I can't live up to my big brother"!"
Jin vs Angry Tsubaki
Jin: "Well at least my big brother isn't also my dad..."
Kagura vs Hibiki
Miffed Kagura: "Why is it that when a woman says she's slept with a lot of people, she gets called 'a whore', and yet when I say it I get called 'a liar'?"
Trollzama vs Mu
Mu: "I find Clothes a distraction from the pursuit of Spiritual and Intellectual Fulfillment."
Hazama: "Well that's weird, coz I find Spiritual and Intellectual Fulfillment a distraction from the pursuit of Clothes!"
Makoto: "I wanted my face to have a Matt finish."
"So I let Matt finish on my face."
Lambda vs Angry Noel
Lambda: "Go to Gulag. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 Roubles."
Shocked Ragna vs Happy Rachel
Rachel: "Ladies & Gentlemen, our Hero, Ragna The Edgeedge! A man so edgy, we had name him twice!"
Battle Stance Hakumen vs Susanoo & Defeated Izayoi
Hakumen: "I refer you to The Darkness. Permission To Land. Song 2."
Susanoo: "Eh?"
Hakumen: "YOU CUNT! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN MOTHERFUCKER!"
Ragna: "So when buying some custom rims for your car in Japan, not only is it important to have the right accessory, but that accessory must have the right collection of English words. The order is immaterial."
Ragna: "Such as "Full of sport mind & luxury feeling super potential in winter wheel iver"."
Ragna: "Or this one "Just a Roller Skate Grand Touring. All over the Physical Ironic Power"."
Aside Glance Ragna: "Crucial stuff."
Battle Stance Azrael Vs Scared Rachel
Azrael: "My name is Tina! I'm a Ballerina!"
Angry Jin vs Angry Tusbaki
Jin: "She wears my shirts to bed, my boxers, and that's all hunks dory."
Jin: "I wear her panties JUST ONCE and apparently I'm a complete sicko!"
Drunken Terumi: "My name is Jack! I'm a necrophiliac!"
"I shag dead men! I shag dead women!"
"I get frustrated! When they're cremated!"
"Coz try as I must. I can't fuck dust..."