Defeated Ragna, Noel, Celica & Kagura
Ragna: "It's getting hot in here..."
Happy Beach Ragna, Noel, Celica & Kagura
Ragna: "...SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!"
Sad Carl vs Relius & Ignis
Carl: "Dad, am I adopted?"
Relius: "We only sent the paperwork off yesterday, so no, not yet."
Carl vs Drunk Makoto
Carl: "You're really having trouble throwing straight today."
Makoto: "Kid, I'm really having trouble being straight today."
Relius & Hazama vs Nine & Izanami
Hazama: "I hope no-one's allergic to nuts, as I like to rest mine on the table."
Doctor Litchi vs Defeated Jin and Sad Tsubaki
Litchi: "Yes, I'd say that's definitely struck up there...we may have to use the ferret."
Relius: "I've been saving up for a sex change."
Relius vs Ignis
Relius: "I don't care what my wife says; SHE'S GOING TO HAVE IT!"
Celica: "I have impeccable Green credentials; I'vs never used deodorant or had a bath,"
Miffed Tsubaki vs Sexface Jin
Jin: (singing) "Can you feel it? Can you feel it!? CAN YOU FEEL IT!?"
Miffed Tsubaki vs Scared Jin
Tsu: "No."
Relius vs Hazama
Relius: "He'll shag anything on legs...and a few things with none!
Hazama: "What? You never heard of Cripple Porn?"
Shocked Rachel vs Nerdgasm Makoto & The Spy
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSEX!"
The Mighty Jingles: "Best kind of Buttsex."
Hazama vs Relius (done in a bad Italian accent)
Hazama: "Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice, denna I come once-a-more."
Angry Tsubaki vs Hazama & Relius
Tsu: "You disgusting pervert! How dare you talk about your sick, vile sex life in public!"
Trollzama: "Hey, coola it lady! I'mma just tellin' ma friend howa to spella MISSISSIPPI."