Dr Litchi vs Kokonoe
Litchi: Every time it happens, I say to myself, "Litchi, you're not the first Medical Professional to have sex with their patient, and you certainly won't be the last".
Defeated Carl & Dr Litchi vs Kokonoe
Litchi: But then I say to myself, "Litchi, you're a paediatrician".
Celica & Ragna vs Valkenhayn
Valk: "Of course madam. And sir will be having the Dick."
Amused Celica & Miffed Ragna vs Terrified Valkenhayn
Valk: "Duck! Sir I meant Duck!"
(Based on real events. I was the Ragna.)
Jin vs Shocked Tsubaki
Jin used Lovely Kiss!
Happy Jin vs Sleeping Tsubaki
Tsubaki fell asleep!
It's Super Effective!
Kagura: "Well, as the saying goes, 'cometh the hour, cometh the man'."
Kagura: "Mmph"
Happy Kagura: "Right, that's the 60 minutes up, and I'm off to change my pants."
Hazama vs Yang
Terumi: "Seriously? Of all the song titles in the world, you chose 'I Burn'? From that evidence a serious rebranding is needed; 'I Smoulder', 'I Fizzle Out', 'I Just Won't Catch Fire No Matter How Much I Try Dammit', 'I Go And Put Something Better On The Jukebox'. See what I'm saying?"
Yang: "Okay okay! You made your point. So how much is this gonna set me back?"
Happy Hazama vs Angry Yang
Hazama: "It'll cost you an arm and a leg...see you got half of that already covered."
Ragna vs Jin
Ragana: "So in short, because of a never ending stream of acting Drunk & Disorderly on planes you've been banned from every duty free in the country. You complete & utter weapon."
Jin: "To be honest I couldn't give a Mile High Club what you or anyone else thinks."
Ragna: "What?"
Jin: "Mike High Club."
Ragna: "Yes?"
Miffed Ragna vs Happy Jin
Jin: "Flying Fuck."
Ragna: "(That's absolutely terrible)."
Jin: "(I know)."
Angry Izanami vs Trollzama
Izanami: "How dare you mock me in such a manner!"
Hazama: "Well in which manner exactly would you like me to mock you? I take requests."
Sad Tsubaki & Kagura vs Makoto
Makoto: "So how was Jin's funeral?"
Kagura: "It was exactly like that really awkward sex he had with Hibiki that time."
Horrified Tsubaki: "Eh?"
Miffed Tsu & Happy Kagura vs Happy Makoto
Kagura: "Nobody came."
Terumi, Relius & Nine vs Izanami
Izzy: "My horse hath carried cities, it hath carried armies. Yea, it hath carried all things in their due time..."
Angry Izzy: "...but it is not carrying you three!"
Terumi: "So I guess another rebranding is in order; The One Horseman & Three Pedestrians Of The Apocalypse."
Izzy: "Or better still, simply try not to lose your fucking horses next time!"