Dr Litchi vs Kokonoe

Litchi: Every time it happens, I say to myself, "Litchi, you're not the first Medical Professional to have sex with their patient, and you certainly won't be the last".

Defeated Izanami & Dr Litchi vs Kokonoe

Litchi: But then I say to myself, "Litchi, you're a Foresnic Pathologist".

Kokonoe: "So you're an necrophiliac paedophile who's into bestiality. Do you fuck omelettes?"

Relius, Hazama & Ragna vs Izanami

Izanami: "Look, I left out that container labelled 'Caution: Sharp Objects' for a very good Health & Safety reason."

Angry Izanami: "I do NOT want to see it returned to my desk with a post-it note reading "Who is Sharp and to what does he Object?"!"

(Exit Izanami)

Smiling Relius, S Hazma & S Ragna: "They see me trollin'! They hatin'!"

Happy Noel: "Do you want to feel better looking and improve your self esteem? Then move to Baltimore."

Scared Teruzama vs Relius

Terumi: "Hey, I'm not going anywhere fast with this damn Electronic Tag."

Terumi: "Coz the second I walk through that door, I get enough volts up my sweet ass to light up the whole of New York!"

Happy Relius: "Well, considering what the future has in store for your sweet ass, a couple of million volts is going to be Easy Street."

Jin & Kagura vs Nirvana

Kagura: "So, fancy anything to drink. I'm buying."

Angry Jin: "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let alcohol touch these lips!"

Smiling Kagura: "I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have whatever he's having please."

Happy Bang: "And today on Property Ladder, I'm going to show you how to break into a property with a laddder."

Arakune: "It was a dark & stormy night; I'd taken a creative writing course."

(If only...)

Hazama vs Empty Eyes Noel

Hazama: "Hippity Hoppity, you are now my property."

Ragna vs Mai

Mai: "Ragna, do you work at the Undertaker's?"

Ragna: "No...why?"

Mai: "Oh just I saw you riding in the Hearse yesterday."

Miffed Ragna vs Shocked Mai

Ragna: "Of course you did. It was my grandma's funeral."

(Yes. That one actually happened, 7 years ago. I was the Ragna)