Happy Ragna vs Miffed Rachel & M Celica
Ragna: "Oh Shirley! Oh Deborah! Oh Julie! Oh Jane!"
Ragna: "I've wrote so many songs about you I forget your name!"
Jin, NOL Noel & Makoto vs Tsubaki
Tsubaki: "Good Morning everbody, and welcome to the NOL: Where the tap water is harder than the Entrance Exam."
Happy Jubei vs Angry Nine & Celica
Jubei: "I was playing Twister with your sister. Of course I copped a feel!"
Jubei: "Ageing is inevitable. Maturing is optional. Grow old disgracefully."
Relius vs Hazama
Relius: "Funny you lead the Intelligence Department, considering seem to possess so little of it."
Defeated Arakune & Dr Litchi vs Kokonoe
Litchi: "Well, we've conducted the autopsy. Cause of death: the autopsy. Turns out he was just asleep."
Happy Jin vs Miffed Evil Tsubaki
Jin: "Oh Cathy! Oh Alison! Oh Philippa! Oh Sue!"
Jin: "You've made me so much money I wrote this song for you!"
Defeated Carl vs Relius
Relius: "If you keep doing that you'll go blind."
Carl: "Can I keep doing it till I need glasses?"
Relius: "You already need glasses."
Azrael vs Defeated Bullet
Azrael: "Oh come on, it's Rugby! Anything's allowed except using weapons without prior agreement!"
Angry Evil Tsubaki: "Let he without sin cast the first stone."
(Crash)
Lambda vs Shocked Evil Tsubaki
Lambda: "Okay, first stone cast. Now what?"
Susanoo: "Whoever said 'Violence Solves Nothing' is simply not using enough of it."
Kagura: "She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me. She loves me not."
(Enter Makoto)
Makoto: "Excuse me Kagura. May I have that please?"
Kagura: "Err...sure."
Happy Makoto: "Thanks."
Shocked Kagura vs Angry Makoto
Makoto: "I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM LOTS! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM LOTS! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM LOTS!"
Bang vs Shocked Noel
Bang: "Accidents can happen at any time. That's why I attached a warning label around my groin."
Happy Bang vs Miffed Noel
Bang: "It reads "Scrotum. Warning: May contain nuts"."