"Ranma-chan, let's go shopping!" here comes the dreaded phrase for all-male, even including a male that cursed to be female. One with the second curse on top of the gender curse. Just now, the monthly meeting of Destroyer of Food just finished when she heard that terrifying phrase.
When she heard that, she tried to bolt from the source of that voice, but unfortunately for her, she is a bit late to run away. She is already in hugging range of the evil that is Usagi Tsukino, one of the top Destroyer. Even with her invisible Flames and Ki sense, even she sometimes can't track the over-hyped rabbit. Oh, it's looked like Hibari and Katarina is with her too. She looked around to find Kagura and Sasha already left, thus escaping from the hellish fate that is a shopping spree.
The other males in Destroyers of Food club, once hearing that exclamation, have decided to not let Ranma's sacrifice be in vain. Using various techniques and skills that rivaled even the fastest ninja, Flashy Flash, and Yellow Flash, they left the meeting place while praying for Ranma's safety. Come to think about it, why do the fastest ninja always have Flash and its variation in their title?
"Ah, I don't-" and she already got hugged rather tight, her head is buried completely in-between the large bosom. 'Wait, large? That Usagi is kind of flat. So this breast must belong to...'
"Ah, trying to run, are we?" One voice she feared more than her mother spoke.
"Yoruichi-san, Ranma-chan can't breathe." Katarina's voice of salvation spoke.
"Ah, that's so?" Yoruichi then released her from her death hug.
"I'm almost dead there! You want me to freeze you to block of ice!?" She whipped out Gekkaja from her Ki storage. The sight of a baby wielding a staff triple the size of her is quite comical, if not for the small ice particles that formed around the baby.
"Yet, you live cousin."
"Hibari. Don't be smartass with me." This time, the Gekkaja pointed at the other neo-girl.
"Oh? I'm always smarter than you, Ranma." Her ring with horn burns with indigo flame.
"Now, now. Let's stop with all the fighting, yes?" Katarina interrupted, shadow coiled at her feet. Hibari and Ranma stopped their bickering. "Spar. Later." Ranma mouthed slowly to Hibari who's nodded. Katarina's Darkness rivaled Vindice's unknown Flame, with them having almost similar proportion, so she wasn't keen on having some of it on her face.
"Hey, are you guys finished yet?" This time, Usagi's bored voice ring out.
'Right, I'm need to go now!' think Ranma, hoping they all distracted enough not to notice her retreating slowly. Though that tiny hope is destroyed when she can feel the prickling sensation on his back. Meaning someone's eye is now fixed on her back. Admitting defeat, she stopped and turned back to the group of girls/women. Yoruichi's catty grin greeted her.
"Damnit, at least give me ice cream for this..."