Sorry for the wait, but I've had work to do at the theater. But I've made some time to write some stories. Here's the next chapter, you guys. Enjoy.


After supper when everyone was good and fed, the dwarves decided to celebrate the princess's arrival at their hut. It was like a real barn dance inside; all the dwarves singing, playing their instruments, dancing and yodeling along to the music while Snow White and Dane were bobbing their heads to the beat, enjoying their performance. The animals were enjoying the performance as well. Grumpy was on the piano, Doc had a banjo-type instrument, Sleepy a flute and so forth. Then Happy stepped forward to start his verse.

"~ I like to dance and tap my feet
But they won't keep in rhythm.
You see, I washed them both today
and I can't do nothing with 'em. ~"

Happy tap-danced along with the dwarves' tune as they kicked in the chorus.

"~ Ho hum, the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing.
Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing? ~"

As Happy finished his little dance with a bow, Grumpy kicked up the beat at the piano while Dopey did the most incredible trick with the drumsticks, something that only the most talented drummer in the entire world could do. Sneezy and Happy pushed a nervous Bashful forward for his verse next as the rest cackled, knowing how it was going to go.

"I..." He began but was too nervous to get any words out and was getting a bit of stage fright, being before the princess herself. Dane could relate, having been on stage before in middle school. Bashful tried again, but ended up shielding his face from Snow White's view with his beard, making the dwarves laugh at his display. Grumpy, on the other hand, was getting understandably annoyed and landed a loud, resounding blast of a note on the piano as his way of saying "Get on with it!".

"~ I chased a polecat up a tree
Way out upon a limb
And when he got there best of me
I got the worst of him. ~"

"~ Ho hum, the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing.
Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing? ~"

While the rest sang along, Dopey was beating away at a cymbal with a drumstick and made Snow White kick the symbol, making a loud ding, and Dopey slinked away, wearing the cymbal as a hat and doing a goofy impression. Happy yodeled a melody and Snow played along by singing a high note, holding onto it for about 10 to 11 seconds or so. Then Dane got up and offered Snow a dance, to which she happily obliged. Then Sneezy and Doc, respectively, sang a couple verses of their own.

"~ The minute after I was born
I didn't have a nightie.
So I tied my whiskers 'round my legs
And used them for a di-t-a-d-ah ahh ahh-CHOOO! ~"

"~ We used to have a billy goat
And had him disinfected.
He could have slept in Grumpy's bed
But the billy goat objected. ~"

She took his hand and they began to waltz around the "dance floor", making them both appreciate each other's company. To be honest, it was Dane's first time dancing with a real girl, since the last girl he danced with at the prom turned on him and made a freak out of him. But not this girl. This girl had all the right stuff. For the first time in forever, Dane actually enjoyed dancing with a girl, let alone a fictional fairy tale princess and Snow White was enjoying it as well.

Then Dopey wanted a turn to dance with the princess. So he donned a large coat, big enough to cover two dwarves and stood on top of Sneezy's shoulders with the two of them almost losing their balance.

"Be careful! Watch it! Watch it! Watch out! Watch...! Ahhh-!" Sneezy babbled before he was about to sneeze again before Dopey halted his nose with his foot in the nick of time.

"Thanks."

Then the two dwarves marched over to Snow wearing the large coat, appearing as the same height as Dane, who could almost laugh at this. Dopey takes a bow and almost loses his balance before Dane helped him up. Then Dopey (as well as Sneezy) danced with Snow all around with Dane joining the band, granted his musical ability from being part of a garage band once. Sneezy had to peek through the suit to watch there he was stepping just so as to not trip and fall. The beat was picking fast now and getting more and more intense before Sneezy started to feel another coming on.

The music stopped when everyone took cover to avoid the sneeze's blast. Dane quickly grabbed Snow's hand and they hide behind the table. And then Sneezy sneezed a great sneeze from inside the suit, inflating it like a balloon, shooting Dopey into the air. The suit revealed Sneezy's embarrassed grin and everyone roared with laughter, even Snow and Dane. Dopey climbed down from the ceiling, grinning like a moron.

"That was fun." Snow White grinned.

"Now you do something." Happy proposed.

"Well, what should I do?" She asked.

"Tell us a story." suggested the lethargic Sleepy.

"Yes! Tell us a story!" The dwarves chorused in anxious unison.

"A true story!"

"A love story!"

Snow White shared a knowing glance with Dane who blushed upon meeting her gaze, which amused her. Then she thought back to the time they first met. She had to admit, Dane was quite a charmer by appearance. He was there for her from the very beginning. This gave her the perfect story.

"Well, once there was a princess..." She began.

"Was the princess you?" asked Doc eagerly.

"And she fell in love." Snow nodded in confirmation with a smile.

"Was it hard to do?" asked Sneezy.

"It was very easy. Anyone could see that the prince was charming. The only one for me." Snow explained while shooting a warm smile to Dane, who was beginning to pick up on her little bedtime story. It was beginning to make sense now. She has grown some feelings toward the teen.

"Was he, uh, strong and handsome?" Doc asked her.

"Was he big and tall?" Sneezy replied.

"There's nobody like him. Anywhere at all." Snow expressed with content.

"Did he saw he loved ya?"

"Did he steal a kiss?"

All this made Dane think, think very hard. It was only yesterday that they first met when Snow ran away upon first meeting him. But then they had a proper introduction the day after. Dane cannot stop himself from feeling the same way for her. He would've laid his life down for her if that Woodsman wanted to off her. Dane wasn't quite ready to admit such things to the princess just yet. That would be rushing things.

"~ He was so romantic
I could not resist. ~"

All of the dwarves gathered around her and got comfortable while she sang for them. Dane sat next to her, taking in her hypnotic melody.

"~ Someday, my prince will come
Someday, we'll meet again
And away to his castle we'll go
To be happy forever, I know. ~"

Grumpy, of course, was nowhere interested in all this lovey-dovey nonsense and was sitting far away from the group by himself as always, minding his own business.

"Heh. Mush." He grumbled to himself.

"~ Someday, when spring is here
We'll find a love anew
And the birds will sing,
And wedding bells will ring
Someday when my dreams come true. ~"

All the dwarves shared a lovesick sigh and as for Dane, he enjoyed listening to her story and her song, it made him appreciate her more. Snow smiled at him and placed a hand to his. He knew what this meant. The princess was falling in love with him. But could she ever bring herself to admit it? A princess was supposed to be cuddling up to a commoner. It wasn't ladylike, her mother would say. But Snow couldn't deny how much she loved being with Dane so much. Then all of the sudden, the clock struck midnight.

"Oh my goodness, it's past bedtime!" Snow cried in shock, realizing how late it was and they had to be in bed.

"Yeah, go on now." Dane agreed and helped Snow get the dwarves moving toward the stairs while Dopey ran ahead of them, but Doc grabbed his shirt, stopping him before he could go any further.

"Hold on there, men!" Doc barked, pulling the young dwarf back. "The, uh, princess will sleep in our beds upstairs."

"But where you guys sleep?" asked Dane.

"Oh, we'll be quite comfortable down here in, uh, in, uh..."

"In a pig's eye!" snapped Grumpy.

"In a pig's eye...sty...No! No!" Doc stuttered as usual before correcting his sentences. "I mean, we'll be comfortable, won't we, men?"

"Oh, yes, mighty comfortable!" The dwarves all replied back together.

"Now, don't you worry about us." stated Doc.

"We'll be alright."

"And you, my friend, will be sleeping down here with us." Doc replied to the teen, who gave him a fishy stare.

"Me? Why?" Dane wanted to understand what he meant.

"Well, uh, because, uh, it ain't right to be sleeping with an unmarried woman, let alone the princess, even if you two haven't, uh...ahem, you know." Doc explained to him as best he could, but Dane knew what he was talking about.

"Oh." Was all Dane could say.

"You'll be fine, Dane." Snow White assured him with her soft comforting voice before planting a kiss on his cheek, making his face turn bright color of red.

"Go right up now, uh, uh, my dear." Doc exclaimed.

"If you insist. Good night." She said to them before heading up the steps to turn in for the night. "Well, good night."

"Good night, princess."

"Are you sure you'll be comfortable?" asked Snow worriedly.

"Oh, yes. Very comfortable."

"Well, pleasant dreams."

"Pleasant dreams." Dane and the dwarves replied back to her before she closed the door.

But then, their moods switched from generous and hospitable to wild and frantic as the dwarves just full-on charged over to Dopey like a stampede of rhinos as he had snuck over to use the only pillow they have in the house for himself, then Dane watched with annoyance at the short men fighting over the cushion, grabbing at it from all sides like kindergarteners. There was clearly nowhere comfortable anywhere in this hut without a soft pillow or blanket. Dane finally stepped in the ensuing madness and snatched the pillow from them all.

"Are you guys always like this?" Dane gripped.

"It's the only comfortable pillow we have in this hut." Bashful explained.

"Our beds are the only comfortable place." replied Sleepy with a yawn.

"Well, Snow is using them now, like you said." Dane informed them. "And you all need to share and take turns. Dopey had the damn thing first so it's his turn."

He handed it over to Dopey, who gleefully took it and laid his head down on it to sleep.

"Hey, you don't make the rules 'round here." argued Grumpy.

"If you're letting us stay, then we are. Somebody's got to organize this place."

"You still have'ta earn yer keep." Grumpy snarked at him.

"I'll go to work with you guys or something tomorrow, okay? Right now, let's all just try to get some sleep." Dane explained strictly.

Everyone vehemently agreed. While Snow was giving out thankful prayers in the bedroom and hoping Grumpy will like her more and that Dane would be safe from harm, the teen in question was now resting on the bench with Dopey snoozing on her stomach with Sneezy passed out beside them. Grumpy close a pot hanging from the wall as his sleeping place, Bashful was in a drawer, Happy was in the cabinet, Doc was in the tub and Sleepy picked the comfortable spot he could find.

Dopey started to get night terrors, whimpering in his sleep and kicking his feet, disturbing Dane in the process. Dane jabbed him on the head, which made the young dwarf settle and sleep more pleasantly. And as Dane rested, he imagined himself in a glorious castle as king with Snow by his side as his queen, holding an infant in her arms. If only this dream were to come true.


And there's the new chapter for you. Now those two extra verses in the Silly Song where deleted and cut from the original movie. I just thought it would be appropriate to expand the song, unlike the filmmakers did. Thank you for waiting. See ya soon.