Pacifist
"Screw that!" Undyne's defiant cry echoed through the cave. "Why should I have to tell you that story when you're about to die? Ngaaaaaaaaah!"
Undyne ripped off her helmet, sending it plummeting to the floor as you finally got to see her face clearly for the first time. Her teeth were jagged and sharp, which you could see through her angry grin. Her right, golden eye glinted at you with a defiant rage while the place where her left eye would be was covered by a black eyepatch. Her blue skin stood in sharp contrast to her red ponytail, which blew in the wind as the air rushed around her. You could make out gills on the sides of her neck, and they seemed to open and close as she breathed in and out, though, you had no idea if that made any actual sense.
"You! You're the one standing in the way of everyone's hopes and dreams!" she shouted, pointing a finger down accusingly at you. "Alphys's history books made humans sound cool, but you… you have to be the single lamest thing I've ever seen! You hid behind that kid just so you can run away like a coward. I've never seen anything so despicable in my entire life!"
You pointed out that you didn't run away that time, but that didn't seem consequential enough to stop her rant.
"And don't get me started on your stupid goody two-shoes schtick!" Undyne did her best impression of you, which involved making her voice unnaturally high and being kind to random doorknobs. "'Ohohoh! Look at me! I'm making the world such a better place by seducing random strangers!' As if! You just want to get into every girl's panties, and you know it. But that all ends right here!"
Undyne summoned another glowing blue spear and pointed it down at you, the light emanating from it shining off her heavy silver armor.
"You're the one thing standing between us and our freedom. All I have to do is rape you, and we can all be happy." Undyne raised her spear above her head and pointed it towards a sky she had never seen but knew was there. "We've been waiting our whole lives for this very moment. I can feel the heart of every monster in the kingdom beating with mine! But we're not nervous at all… because when everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose!"
She pointed her spear back down again, the wind raging even faster and filling you both with the same feeling - determination.
"Now, human; let's end this," Undyne declared with a glare. "Step forward when you're ready to meet your doom! Fuhuhu!"
A comically-sized sweat drop slid down the right side of your face. Thinking your options through, you decided that maybe you could spend some more time with Papyrus, maybe make a few snow skeletons, brush up on your skeletal anatomy with her…
"Oh no you don't!" Undyne leapt down from her perch and landed right in front of you, blocking your path. You instantly turned around to try and run the other way, but your soul was a little slow on the uptake and couldn't move fast enough to avoid the swing of Undyne's spear.
Instead of feeling pain like you expected, though, the spear seemed to pass straight through your soul without harming it at all - though it did turn your heart green somehow.
"If you expect me to just let you run away, you've got another thing coming!" Undyne proclaimed, raising her spear to your head.
Feeling more yellow than green, you decided to put that scientific hypothesis of hers to the test by sprinting in the opposite direction, back towards the mini-mountain you just ran away from. Unfortunately for you, the results of your experiment matched her prediction perfectly, and you didn't make it more than five steps before you found yourself flung backwards like a dog on a leash. Your soul, meanwhile, hadn't even moved an inch.
"Huhuh, I told you so, you little brat." Undyne stepped forward and delivered a jab straight to your soul. The stabbing pain you expected earlier finally arrived at your body, shooting up your spine and then still demanding a tip even though it was tardy. Your body pompty fell limp, unable to move and completely helpless.
"Well, the easy part's been taken care of." Undyne took off the bottom half of her armor, letting the steel and chainmail fall to the ground with a loud thud as her blue pussy came into view. "Now comes the… uncomfortable part."
As she made her way over to you, you saw that her thighs were just as toned and muscled as you imagined them to be. They looked like they were sculpted by an artist with an intercrural fetish and way too much time on their hands, and you wouldn't be surprised if they could have crushed her steel helmet like a grape. You were very surprised to see how much they glistened with sweat, however - you weren't aware of any fish that perspired, but then again you weren't aware of any fish that could walk on two legs and try to rape you either.
"Okay, now it's your turn." Undyne tore off your pants in one, swift motion, revealing that your cock was already getting hard in spite of your best efforts to stop it. "So this is a human penis, huh? It's so weird… and it's a lot less square and pixelated in real life."
Thinking fast, you told her that was because you had a deadly disease called… High Definitis! If she didn't want to catch it too, she had better let you go as soon as possible. Otherwise, her internet videos will take forever to buffer!
"Sorry, but I'm not falling for your human tricks." Impaling her spear into the ground for storage, Undyne squatted down over your body and shoved her perfect rear directly in your face in the process.
"So, how do I look?" She asked, trying to gain some confidence.
You told the truth and said that she was the second-fittest fish person you've ever seen.
"Tch, you call that compliment? Saying I'm only second best?" Undyne plopped her pussy right onto your face, your mouth pressing right up against her lower lips as some of her red hair tickled your nose. "As punishment, you're going to have to eat me out, you nerd!"
You tried your best to mumble out a refusal, but once again a pussy proved to be pretty hard to talk through. You tried once again to try escape, but even if you weren't paralyzed, the armor she was still wearing on her chest made it impossible to lift her up. Eventually you decided that, fuck it, you were probably going to have to reset at this point anyways, and began to toss Undyne's tuna salad with vigor.
"Yes! There we go!" Undyne moaned, starting to undulate her hips. "Show me the kind of energy… that can break the barrier! Make my cunt cunt drip enough… to fill an ocean!"
You weren't sure you could make her that wet, but you still tried your best. Your tongue pressed up hard against her folds, first running your tongue from end to end of her labia before swirling your tongue around her salty entrance.
"Yeah, that's it… give your tongue a real workout!" Undyne demanded as you familiarized yourself with her juices. "I don't give my pussy any mercy when I play with it… and neither should you!"
With her delicious cod now well-lubed, you started to push your tongue upwards between her lips. Her walls clamped down hard around your tongue the instant you entered, but that didn't deter you from venturing even deeper. The bumps and divots of her pussy were like fantastical caverns and valleys to explore, each offering its own winding path for your tongue to travel along and please the knight even more. The fish-girl couldn't help but buck her hips under the assault, offering you the occasional moment of reprieve from her weight before smashing her snatch right back down onto your face.
"Mmmm! Well, those history documentaries weren't lying about one thing - you humans really are good at doing… dirty things like this!" Undyne groaned as she reached down and rubbed her clit a little. "It's a shame… I can't keep you as a pet. You'd be great would be… great for lonely nights!"
You tried not to think about what she was implying and insead jabbed your tongue as deep as it could go, almost tasting her cervix in the process, but the ring was just out of your each.
"Nyaaagh!" Undyne cooed, her salty sea waters suddenly growing warmer as she struggled to contain her pleasure. "Good! Lick me as hard as you can, you fucking twerp! Make me forget… about how terrible everything is!"
Undyne's powerful legs wrapped around your head, forcing your nose in between her fit ass cheeks and making your tongue stay deep within her hole.
"Make me forget about how the royal guard gets distracted so easily… or how they somehow… failed to stop you!" Her mouth was gushing her feelings almost as much as her sex was gushing juices into your open mouth. "Make me forget… about how humans trapped us here… yet Papyrus… won't stop talking… about how great you are!"
Her legs squeezed a few times around your head, letting you know that she was going to cum soon. This wasn't really a warning, though - it was more of a promise.
"Make me forget… how everyone expects me to save them… but I can't fix everything!" Unydne grunted, her own tongue hanging out of her mouth by now. "Make me forget… how I keep… disappointing them! Mmmmmghngyaaaa!"
The fish girl finally came as her womb lowered itself and let your tongue lap at her cervix, giving you just the slightest taste of caviar before her pussy clamped down so hard that you expected your tongue to turn bluer than her skin. Her body shook as the aftershock of the orgasm slowly dissipated, leaving her panting and even sweatier than before.
"Still not done yet, are ya?" she asked, noticing how you still weren't dead. "That's fine… I can show you… all about how I can give just as good o' head as you!"
The redheaded fish leaned forward and brought your dick, which was hard enough to shatter diamonds by this point, to her mouth. Your body tensed up even more than it already was as you felt her lips wrap around the skin of your cock. You got a good look of her teeth earlier, and they looked like they wouldn't feel out of place in a piranha's mouth. Even if you knew deep down that she probably needed your dick so she could properly rape you, you couldn't help but fear for the worst as your dick entered the back of her mouth.
Those fears turned out to be unfounded though, as all that happened to your dick when it reached the back of her mouth was that her tongue swirled around it. She licked and lapped around the circumference of your dick very carefully as she got used to your taste, occasionally bobbing her head downwards to push your cock even deeper. She seemed afraid of gagging, though, and never brought your dick much further than the very entrance of her throat.
"Mmm… tastes kinda weird… but I can tell this little guy is having a great time," Undyne said, feeling your cock pulse within your grip. "Isn't that right, human?"
Feeling a sudden outburst in honesty, you told her that she was good, but you've had better.
"What!? Dismissing my oral skills too… humans really are evil!" She gripped your hips hard and opened her mouth wide. "I'll show you what I can really do then!"
You couldn't help but gasp as your cock was shoved straight down the fish-girl's throat. Her muscles clamped down hard around you, milking your dick as her tongue swirled around the portion that was left inside her mouth. You could also feel strange ridges around the inside of her throat that you eventually realized were the slits of her gills. If it wasn't for the large, blue rear obstructing your view, you would have actually been able to see the skin of your cock through her gills as she began to thrust her head up and down.
"Mmmmm, mmm!" you heard Undyne say through your cock, vibrating it on top of the twisting, pulsing sensation of her throat sucking on you. You guessed that she was asking about how good she made you feel, or she was asking if you liked French fries. Pushing back your sense of deja vu, you just nodded your head into Undyne's slick cunt as you continued eating her out.
You could tell that the fish girl swelled with pride, and she began to move her throat even faster. If it hurt at all to have your dick scrub against her gills, she didn't show it at all, and just kept fucking you with her face as hard as she could. You had all but given up on eating her out at this point, as it was impossible to concentrate on her pussy, but that didn't stop her from rubbing it all over your face and making you even more aroused with her potent scent.
The sound of Undyne's rough face-fucking filled the caverns of The Underground as she kept going, her spit dripping down from her mouth and crossing over your sack. The thrusts of her mouth seemed like less of an attempt to please you, and more like an attack, as if every swallow of your cock was a boulder fired from a catapult at an impenetrable spire. To you, though, it felt much more like you were a single ship in the middle of an ocean, unable to resist the pull of Charybdis' maw. And Charybdis was a hot fish girl.
You once again tried to move and escape, but your body refused to cooperate. Instead, it seemed to act according to its own agenda, thrusting its hips upwards and lodging your dick even deeper into Undyne's throat.
She gagged a little as she felt your prick rub against her fishy tonsils. Seeing that as some kind of attack, Undyne met you thrust for thrust with her mouth, not caring if it strained her throat to take so much of your dick at once so quickly. You tried to warn her that you were right about to cum, but you had a feeling that even if you were able to speak properly, and speak audibly through the pussy that was currently clogging your windpipe, the fish knight would only take that as a challenge and start sucking your cock even harder.
So you figured Undyne had no one else to blame when you began to fire your thick, hot load into her throat. She was clearly surprised when the first shot traveled down her esophagus and into her stomach, causing her to pull back and try to take your dick out. Your orgasm was only just starting, though, and reached its high point just when the tip of your dick was in the middle of her throat - and the shots fired from your cock were so copious and powerful, that your sperm was forced out through her gills and onto her neck. Undyne didn't panic, though, and kept pulling your dick out until the tip was safely resting in her mouth, where her tongue lapped at it until the last of your salty sea cream had finally deposited inside her mouth.
Undyne swallowed it all and casually wiped away the white goo that had spilled out, acting as if that was her plan all along - though you still couldn't see any of that with her ass still in your face.
"So, human, has your soul given up yet?" Undyne asked, a clear cockiness in her voice as she spoke. "Has the awesome might of my body… forced your soul into submission yet?"
You pointed out that you were still breathing and guessed that you probably weren't dead yet.
"Ghh… That's not enough for you, human? Well then, I guess I'll have to give you the full course." Undyne lifted herself up off your face, leaving a trail of her fluids as she repositioned her pussy directly over your cock. A mixture of Undyne's juices and your own spit dripped down from her lower lips and onto your still-hard penis, the feeling of the fluid causing your prick to twitch in anticipation. "If your mind ends up going insane from the stimulation, though… I won't blame you."
Undyne then thrust her hips downwards to impale herself on your long, hard, spear of justice - only for your cock to glance off her pussy lips and instead slid up between her thighs towards her stomach with the underside of your cock sliding against her hard clit the whole way.
"Er, that was just to tease you," Undyne said frantically, trying to keep her cool. "Scare your dick a little before we really get to fucking, you know?"
She moved her hips up and tried to impale herself in one go once again, only for your dick to be squashed against her labia and slipped down underneath her ass.
"Dammit! They make it look so easy in the videos," Undyne swore, trying again and once more just sliding your dick past her pussy lips instead of through them.
Gathering your strength, you suggested that perhaps taking it slow would help achieve penetration, since the current method didn't seem to be working.
"Slow? You wish!" Undyne reached down and held your cock steady with one hand and spread her labia with the other, and she carefully lowered herself down so that the tip of your cock was pressed up right against the entrance of her pussy. "I'm not following your advice, by the way! This is just… what I planned on doing anyways!"
After pressing down for a few more seconds, you both felt the tip of your dick slip inside her, her walls very snuggly hugging your cock as you were embedded deep inside her. Her walls were tough and muscled, just like the rest of her body, but that didn't mean that they were uncomfortable around your cock. Just the opposite, in fact; it was such a lovely, snug fit that you could easily imagine doing this on a regular basis. Assuming you somehow became friends, which, let's face it, wasn't going to happen.
"Ah! There! Now, you're mine!" Undyne smiled widely as she began to thrust, her juices slowly adding enough lube to allow her to build up a decent pace.
You could tell that her abdominal work was really paying off, because whenever you bottomed out in Undyne, you could feel her body squeeze and suck at your dick with the strength of a whirlpool when her walls clamped down. You could tell that she was trying to finish you off as soon as possible, and she didn't care if she made you feel like you were in heaven while she did it.
"You know what? I don't really even care if the other monsters hate me," Undyne said over the sound of her blue thighs slapping yours. "They can think of me as a tyrant… or an abomination. They can spit at me, kick me, throw me in the streets! It doesn't matter!"
Undyne grabbed ahold of your shirt and used it as leverage to fuck you even faster and harder, the wet sounds of her fishy fornication echoing through the cave and undoubtedly causing Napstablook to put on some loud music.
"Because I don't want to be a hero that's worshipped… I want to be the hero that this kingdom needs!" Undyne stopped her thrusts for a moment and grinded her hips from side to side, massaging your length with the bumps on her walls while her cervix circled around your tip. Your dick couldn't help but pulse in response, leaving drops of precum that made the rub of her warm, tight snatch even slicker. "When everyone gets to the surface and lives freely… with bright smiles on their faces… that's when I'll know it was all worth it."
Undyne returned to her thrusting, this time her hands clasping around your neck as she fucked your shaft with enough force that you started to leave an imprint of your ass on the ground underneath you. It was taking all of your willpower not to cum right then and there, with all the stimulation you were facing. The smell of her hot, feminine sweat, the feel of her cooch milking your shaft for all it was worth, and the sight of her luscious abs… it was all just too much.
"We… are going to get the future we deserved… the one humans denied us!" she said, hatred in her voice as her grip tightened. Your breathing was soon growing pained and strained as you struggled to get air through your windpipe, and the danger of the situation somehow became even more real. Your dick throbbed hard deep inside Undyne, your instincts telling you to try one last time to get this woman pregnant before you kicked the bucket all the way to Mars. You knew that you would come back to life, but your body simply wasn't listening. Adrenaline pumped through your blood, quickening the beat of your soul (somehow) intensifying the sensations running through your dick.
Undyne's grip lessoned as she heard you gasp for breath - letting you breath a bit more easily, but still letting you know that she could crush your throat at any second.
"Why… why do humans get to be the only ones who are happy?" Undyne asked, though you were unsure exactly who she was speaking to. "Why do monsters… have to be the miserable ones?"
Through gasping breaths, you tried to comfort Undyne by saying that things weren't that bad in The Underground. There was still joy to be had there, good times to be had. Instead of placating her, though, you felt her grip tighten more and more. Besides, you knew from experience that the surface is not all fun and games.
"You asshole! How dare you say something like that to me!" She grunted, her thrusts now so powerful you thought you might bruise. "You had everything up there! A future! Hope! I don't care if you squandered it, at least you had a chance! I knew you couldn't really be nice - deep down, you're just a privileged jerk!"
You tried to whimper out something about how you should be more sensitive, but now she really was strangling you and the closest thing to a word you could get past your lips was something akin to a depressed vacuum cleaner watching soap operas with the dish detergent.
"I think I've had just about enough of you," Undyne said as she let go of your throat and lifted her ass one last time. "This ends now!"
You felt what air was left in your lungs suddenly leave you as Undyne's ass crashed down against you with the force of a train, the vice-like grip her pussy blasting you over the edge so hard, you felt like you were being shot out of a cannon - or perhaps your cock feeling like a cannon would be a better simile.
Either way, you fired shot after powerful shot into Undyne's waiting snatch, filling it with what felt like an endless amount of cum. There was so much pouring out at once that her pussy soon became filled, and the excess of your warm, sticky sperm poured out of you and gathered on your groin. You fired so much of your thick goo into her that you would have sworn that your very soul was passing through your dick and into her warm womb, if it wasn't for the fact that your soul was a visibly short distance away.
"There we go..." Undyne smiled as she watched your soul stop beating, apparently unphased by your powerful orgasm. "Don't worry, human, your soul will be put to good use… I promise."
In the end, you weren't sure if it was the strangling that killed you, or her rape, but that didn't really matter. Either way, you felt yourself drifting off into darkness before you saw a familiar flash of text.
Save Loaded
When you opened your eyes again, you realized you were staring up at Undyne once more; only instead of her being on top of you raping you to death, she was instead back on top of the mini mountain from before and was still looking down at you with her spear pointed straight at your head.
"Well, human? Are you going to step forward or not?" Undyne asked accusingly. "Or is it that you already feel doomed already?"
You quickly realize that you spent exactly none of that long sex scene thinking of a way to get out of this situation. Running away didn't work, so perhaps running past Undyne would surprise her long enough to let you escape.
You quickly tried to put this plan into motion (that motion being running in this case) but it turned out that Undyne was surprisingly good at falling, and she even more quickly blocked your path.
"You've got some enthusiasm, huh? I like that!" she said before swinging at your soul and turning it green again. "Too bad it won't help you!"
Undyne was just about to stab you in the soul once again when you shouted at the top of your lungs for a time out.
"Time out?" Undyne, confused, stopped dead in her tracks. "We're in the middle of a battle to the death! You don't get a time out!"
You pointed out to her that, at this point, it was hardly a battle. You weren't armed with anything but your devilish charm and a wonderful tutu, and now you were stuck in place. If anything, this was more like a massacre than a battle.
"So?" Undyne asked. "I just need your soul. I don't care how I get it."
You nodded and said that you totally understood her hate and bloodlust right now, but she had to admit that she wasn't fighting very honorable right now.
"So? What do you care? You'll be dead," Undyne pointed out.
Yes, but you told Undyne that if she just killed and raped you like this, without you even putting up a fight, she'll probably be remembered not as the savior of monsters, but as just a bully who killed an innocent human that everyone liked just so she could boost her own ego.
"N-nuh-uh!" Undyne spat as she refuted your statement. "I'm going to be worshiped, and you know it!"
You almost wanted to bring up the fact that a past/future version of herself said that she didn't care about being seen as a hero, but you left that little fact inside the broom closet of your mind and instead just pointed out that the monster kid you just saved certainly didn't see her as a hero anymore.
Undyne stopped in her tracks once again, unsure what to say. You could tell that she knew no one would see whether or not you put up a fight, but that your words still weighed heavily on her mind regardless.
"Fine!" Undyne suddenly threw one of her spears at you, but not in a threatening, sound-barrier-approaching way. Instead, she just lightly tossed the one she was holding into your hands. "There, now you're armed! Now, let's get started for real!"
Sweating, you hastily pointed out how you this still wasn't really a fair fight. You were untrained in how to use the spear, it was a bit too heavy for you, you couldn't make more like she could, neither your nor your heart had any battle armor, you weren't quite sure which end of the spear was whic-
"Don't care! Fight starts now!" Undyne summoned another spear, pulled herself back, and threw it as hard as she could towards your soul.
Panicked, you swung your spear wildly towards the one Undyne was throwing and you managed to knock it out of the air just before it managed to hit your soul.
"Huh?" Undyne grunted in confusion. "Lucky block… but let's see if you can keep it up!"
Another spear soon came hurtling towards your soul from another angle, and you swiftly moved to block it. That spear was followed by another, and then another, and then another, and every single time you frantically ran around waving your spear like a flag bearer on too much caffeine. Thankfully, even though Undyne's arms were undeniably powerful, her spears were still very long and heavy, which meant they still moved slow enough for you to knock them out of the air.
"Grr… that's it! Enough with the fairness!" Undyne grumbled as she took your spear out of your hands and turned your heart back to its normal red color. "Back to winning!"
Before she could deliver the final stab to your heart, though, it dodged out of the way, following closely behind you as you took off down the cavern path to the next area of The Underground.
"Huh?" Undyne blinked a few times before she properly realized what had happened. "Hey, you get back here this instant!"
With loud, thunderous stomps, the barracuda brawler took after you, her lean agile body allowing her to keep a good pace with you, though her heavy armor slowed her down enough so that she failed to catch up with you.
"How is running away from me… still make this a fair fight?" Undyne asked, ponytail blowing behind her as she followed you through the winding tunnels.
Looking back, you told her that you were the underdog in this scenario, so you didn't have to fight fair to keep the moral high ground. Besides, this gave the two of you the perfect opportunity to discuss her feelings of inadequacy.
"Inadequacy!?" Undyne gasped before chucking another spear at your head that embedded itself in a nearby wall. "Are you say I'm trying to compensate for something?"
You hastily told her that wasn't the case at all, and that you totally didn't notice how flat her chest looked in that armor. In retrospect, you can't believe that you said something like that in an attempt to comfort her.
"Nyyaaagh!" Undyne screeched as she slashed at the soul trailing behind you again and again, trying to pin you to one spot once more. Thankfully, you just managed to remain just out her range as you passed by a surprisingly elaborate neon sign that let you know that you were about to enter 'Hotland fire_emoji' with 'fire_emoji' spelled out rather than properly replaced with an actual fire emoji.
You were about halfway past the sign when you felt an odd rumbling from your pocket. Reaching into it, you found that it Papyrus of all people was trying to call you.
"Hello there, human!" Papyrus greeted as you answered the phone. "Say, why are you panting so much? You're not exercising, are you?"
You nodded and simply said that was kinda the case.
"Oh! Well, I'll just make this quick then," Papyrus's voice responded. "I think that you, me, and Undyne should hang out sometime. I think you two would make great pals once you get to know each other!"
"I'm going to rape you until your pelvis breaks, and then I'm going to hang your corpse from my chandelier!" You heard Undyne shout behind you as the chase continued.
"Let's meet up at her house later, okay?" Papyrus asked, apparently not hearing the fish girl at all. "See you then!"
You quickly pocketed the phone right as you felt the 'hot' part of hotland firsthand. The air was so warm and dry, it was almost like you were entering an oven. You tried to find the source of all that warmth from the area around you, and you soon spotted it - a massive river of lava that ran down below the cliffs you were now sprinting across. So, as hot as it was up there, you supposed that at it was still better than the super kiln down below.
You soon spotted a wooden bridge across the river of lava up ahead, but there was a royal guard sentry station sitting right next to it to your horror. You swallowed deeply and hoped that whoever was manning it wouldn't spot you, and… they didn't! It seemed as though the guard in the station was none other than Sans, who was sleeping on the job.
The sight was so surprising that both you and Undyne did a double-take and stopped to stare at the skeleton's snoozing form.
"Sssaaaans!" Undyne shouted as you took off down the bridge. "Hey, you get back here! We're… pant… not done yet!"
The bridge was much longer than you were comfortable with, but you soon made it to the other side, where there was a water cooler on the she side that was very tempting, but you knew that you had to keep running or else Undyne would catch up to you at any second. Even now, you could feel her footsteps growing more faint, slower, and further away, signs that she was about to catch you any moment now.
Wait, no. That meant the opposite.
Confused, you turned around and saw Undyne moving at a sea slug's pace, sweating profusely as her speed slowed all the way to a standstill.
"So… hot… armor… too heavy… But I can't… give up..." was all Undyne was able say before she collapsed onto the ground. You considered leaving her there, but you soon realized that there was a good chance she was going to die if you left her there all alone. And yeah, she made the threat with the corpse and the rape and the chandelier, but your conscience just couldn't cope with the idea of leaving her there if there was even the slightest chance you could have saved her.
So, you went over to the nearby water cooler, filled it up with water so cool it somehow had its own swimming pool in the cup, and went back to splash it onto Undyne's face.
"Guuh…" Undyne grunted as she felt the cooling liquid drip down her face. "Still mocking me? Get over here and I'll… I'll…" Undyne tried to force herself to stand again, only to collapse once more.
Realizing she must be even more dehydrated than you first thought, you got another glass of water and held her head up so she could drink it. The water seemed to go down her throat just fine, but she didn't seem to regain any strength this time; she just sweat more and more, enough to fill a tall glass of water as tall as herself.
You realized that you weren't going to make any progress here, so you'd have to get her back to Waterfall as soon as possible. The problem with that was her armor really was heavy, and all your attempts to lift her were akin to an overambitious ant thinking they could take a whole loaf of bread home to feed her sisters. With no other options, you began to take off her armor, starting with her chest piece.
To your surprise, it turned out that Undyne was not compensating for anything at all. The chainmail bikini top she was wearing was just barely holding back the massive, E cup breasts that she was somehow hiding underneath her armor. You decided not to think about how uncomfortable it must have been to shove those into her armor, or how sexy those blue orbs looked when covered with sweat, and instead focused on removing the rest of her clothes. Soon, all of her clothes, including her white and blue striped panties, were all tossed to the side, which helped keep her from overheating even more, and it successfully reduced her weight from 'immovable' to 'movable but you really wished you had a friend to help you move it anyways'.
Unfortunately, you were pretty short of friends at the moment, as Sans was nowhere to be found in the Sentry Station, a lone whoopie cushion being the only proof she was even there to begin with… that and the snow that somehow managed to stay on top of it.
Eventually, you managed to reach one of the rivers in waterfall that, while not quite as cool or rad as the water from the water cooler, you were certain you would be able to snap her back to normal by sheer volume of water alone.
So, with a heave and a ho, you tossed Undyne's body with a loud splash into the waters of the river, where she promptly sunk all the way to the bottom. You expected her to come back up quickly, but she just seemed to keep sinking. You started to consider whether or not it's really possible for a fish to suffocate underwater if they stop actively moving water through their gills, but you didn't have to think about that for very long before Undyne finally breached the surface again, spraying water from her mouth like a whale.
"Grr…!" You can tell Undyne was planning on attacking you again for a moment but she ended up hesitating, and instead of breaking through that hesitation like before, she simply… swam there awkwardly in front of you, unsure what to do. Eventually, she just covered up her breasts and swam off up stream, leaving you there alone.
Two minutes later, right as you were about to break through the awkwardness yourself and head to Hotland finally, you received another call on your cell phone.
"Hello again, human!" Papyrus's voice greeted. "I am happy to report that Undyne is here and ready to be hung out with! She said she needed to take a bath first, which is a bit odd seeing that she's already naked and soaking wet, but I'm sure she'll finish up soon regardless. I look forward to the three of us hanging out as best buds soon!"
Papyrus hung up and you once again considered pressing onwards to Hotland, but the idea of ghosting Papyrus, even for a meetup you never really agreed to, was too much for you to handle. So, after asking for directions at Naptsablook's, you arrived at Undyne's home.
Said home was shaped, appropriately enough, like a giant fish with blue scales and fins, though you honestly couldn't tell if it looked more adorable or menacing or both.
"Ahah, there you are, human!" Papyrus greeted with a wave, still wearing the same outfit you last saw her in. "Are you ready to hang with Undyne?"
You nodded, hoping against hope that this somehow wouldn't turn into a big convoluted mess by the end.
"Here, be sure to give her this surprise gift." Papyrus handed you what was quite clearly a bone wrapped up up in the cheapest gold wrapping paper you could buy. "She loves these!"
The gift now securely in your hands, Papyrus turned around and knocked hard against Undyne's tooth-shaped door.
"Coming!" a voice inside answers. After a few moments of waiting, the door to the home opened, revealing Undyne with her hair down, soaked, and wearing nothing but a towel - and somehow, she looked even hotter like this than when she was naked. "Hey, Papyrus! Are you ready to start your private, one-on-one training!?"
"I am!" Papyrus replied as she stood next to a familiar training dummy that was staring knives at you. "And I brought a friend for our one-on-one training too!"
"Oh, hello the-…" Undyne trailed off as Papyrus stepped aside and revealed that you were standing there. "..."
She looked towards Papyrus in an awkward silence that only got more awkward as Papyrus just smiled back with all the glee of a child set loose in a candy shop.
"Uh, sorry… human," Undyne finally said, spitting the word out of her mouth like it had just tried to give her tonsils a subprime mortgage. "But this is supposed to be a private training session."
"Yeah, but it can still be private with three people - especially when the third person involved is a friend," Papyrus argued, putting a hard emphasis on the word 'friend'. "You know what they say; two's company, and three's company too!"
You pointed out that wasn't how the expression actually worked.
"Well, maybe, but it hardly matters. After all, friends can make up their own expressions, can't they?" Papyrus asked. "Friends can do anything with enough friends by their sides doing friendly and supportive friend activity."
Undyne grit her teeth so hard that you could have sworn you saw sparks flying from her mouth.
"Very well then. Why don't. You two. Come in?" Undyne asked before heading back inside.
Papyrus did a quick little happy dance before going inside, followed shortly by you.
"Oh, by the way, the human has a special gift for you!" Papyrus swiped the gift-wrapped bone from your hands and gave it directly to Undyne. "I hope-er, I mean, they hope you like it!"
"Oh, wow… thanks," Undyne said with practiced enthusiasm as she walked to her kitchen and slid the bone into a draw full of identically-wrapped gifts. "So, uh, are we ready to get started?"
"Whoopsie daisy! I just realized that I have to go the bathroom!" Papyrus suddenly shouted. "Specifically, I need to go use it on Sans, who hasn't taken a shower in far too long. You two have fun, new friends!"
Rather than leaving through the door she just came though, and was actually still open, Papyrus jumped through one of Undyne's windows to escape the house. You soon noticed that Undyne seemed to use the same kind of prop glass they use in movies, so you had to guess that Papyrus did this quite a lot.
"Well then…" There was yet another awkward silence as you simply stood there staring at each other, water occasionally dripping down from Undyne's moist body to break the monotony. 'Why don't you… take a seat while I finish getting dressed? You're my guest, after all, so you can sit anywhere you want as long as it's not my seat. Go ahead and make yourself at h-" Undyne seemed to catch herself at the last second before starting over. "Make yourself at DMV."
Undyne didn't bother to wait for a response before heading off to her bedroom and closing the door, leaving you alone in your current room. Looking around, you saw a nice kitchen in one corner, a piano in another conger, and a dining-room table in another one. You ultimately decided to sit at the dining room table, choosing the less-worn seat since you assumed that probably wasn't the one Undyne used the most. After spending a minute playing the classic game 'just how many threads are there in this carpet', Undyne returned, wearing a tight black tank top that barely contained her breasts, and a pair of tight red panties.
You tried your best not to notice how curvy she was, or how those panties perfectly clung to her impressive ass, but partway through telling yourself not to notice, you realized you had already noticed them and gave up.
"So, uh… how's that weather, huh? Sure is moist like usual! Eheh, eh…" Undyne said awkwardly. "Eheh… eh, screw this. Let's cut the shit already. Why are you really here?"
You assured her that you didn't really know the answer to that yourself.
"Bullcrap," Undyne snapped. "You're just here to rub your victory in my face, aren't you? How you managed to defeat me nonviolently, just like you have everyone else who has attacked you."
You assured her that wasn't the case. You weren't here to humiliate anyone, and you didn't think that Papyrus was lying when she said that two of you could be friends.
"Friends!?" Undyne stood up abruptly from her seat, booty shaking behind her. "I know all about how you make people your friends as your ultimate victory over them. Listen here, Bubsy, because you're on my turf now, and there's no way you're going to make me your friend… if I make you my friend first!"
Wait, what?
"We… are going to be the best of friends!" Undyne declared, pointing up towards the unseen sky. "We're going to become such good friends, it will physically hurt! You'll probably have to go to the doctor to get a friendectomy afterwards, that's how close we'll be!"
You were… terrified?
"By the time I'm done with you, you're the one who's going to be the one filled with humiliation and regret, not me!" Undyne announced, shifting her finger down towards your face. "Not that I was feeling humiliation or regret, or both or anything…"
If you had a G for every awkward silence you had with this woman, you might be able to afford a Nicecream.
"A-anyways, let the friendshipping… commence!" Undyne shouted, regaining her composure. "Everyone knows that all the best friendships begin with a tour of your best bud's place! If you have any questions about anything, fire away!"
Deciding to play along for now, lest she skip right to the painful part of this friendship plan, you pointed towards Undyne's piano and asked if she played.
"Yes, I do fight some ivories from time to time," Undyne replied. "Usually so I can help one of my other friends with her singing, but apparently her career really took off recently so we don't practice nearly as much anymore. But I do still have this one, uh… acquaintance? Who uses it for… poses?"
Deciding to leave your band career out of the conversation for now, you instead redirected your attention to the massive, dull metal sword that sat against the wall behind you.
"Oh, that? That's just a perfect replica of the sword Mewma the Magnificent used to fight at the battle of Star Boulevard," Undyne said in a voice that made it clear she wasn't trying to brag, which made it even clearer that she was bragging. "Humans might suck, but your past is so awesome! Giant swords, women in bikini armor, magic spells, giant robots, giant magic robot women in bikini armor… man, human history rules! I even liked the uniforms of the human military so much that I made it the official underwear of the royal guard."
You were going to point out what she said sounded more like fiction than history, but you were more weirded out by the fact that the royal guard had an official underwear, and that Papyrus insisted on wearing only that underwear.
Next, you pointed towards her bedroom and asked if you could get a tour in there too.
"Sorry, but my bedroom has a very strict entrance policy; no nerds allowed!" Undyne laughed before looking away with a blush. "Okay, maybe some nerds… but not you!"
Deciding that was about as good of a tour as you were going to get, you asked Undyne if you could have some food from her fridge. You weren't actually that hungry, and you know you wouldn't be able to eat that much, but you knew food was a good way to bond with friends.
"Sure! Let me get you some fresh vegetables!" Undyne went to her fridge and took out a small plate of broccoli, which was strangely steaming when they arrived at the dining table. "I had my friend, Alphys, invent a hot fridge for me so I don't have to eat cold food. Cold food always suuucks!"
Undyne then politely gave you all the utensils you could ever possibly need or desire, all rolled up in a paper napkin. This included forks, knives, spoons, sporks, tiny nunchucks, tiny swords, tiny shields, etc.
You take the nunchucks and manage to beat one of the pieces of broccoli into your mouth, and while the monster food makes you hard in the process of eating it, the pride you felt for pulling off that trick made it all worth it.
"So, do you want anything to drink with that?" Undyne asked, voice strained, as you ate.
You nodded and moved to go and get something - only for your movements to come to a sudden halt when Undyne impaled the dining table with one of her energy spears, the weapon hitting with such force that the table split in half.
"Hey, don't get up! You're the guest! Sit down and enjoy yourself!" Undyne ordered with the conviction of a military sergeant. "Er, I mean… why don't I show you what I have and you can use that… gift I just gave you to pick what you want?"
You nervously nodded your head as you sat back down so hard, your chair nearly split in half too.
"Great! Let me get the options out!" Undyne reached into her cupboards and brought out some tea, some soda, some hot chocolate, and a sugar bowl.
After tugging at the spear for a few seconds, you manage to wrench it free and you pointed towards the tin of hot chocolate.
"Okay, coming right up!" Undyne replied. "Oh, wait, hold on. I forgot; that tin is empty! I stopped getting hot chocolate a while ago because of how much of a hassle it was. Asgore kepting getting marshmallows everywhere!"
You sighed in disappointment, so you moved onto the soda instead.
"Okay!" Undyne almost moved to get it for you when she stopped to look at your face. "Wait… even though you asked for it, I can tell that you're not really satisfied with your choice. That's okay, soda rots your mind, body, and spirit! It's like the ultimate trifecta of bad juju!"
You raised an eyebrow and asked, if she hated soda so much, why she even had some.
"Oh, well…" Undyne stumbled. "Because shut your face! Er, I mean… feel free to pick something else."
You moved your shiny new spear further leftwards towards the sugar bowl.
"Sorry, but the sugar is for drinking with tea, not for drinking by itself - though, I imagine that would feel kinda cool," Undyne replied. "Have you… done that before? Do humans drink bowls full of pure sugar regularly?"
You nodded your head.
"Wow! Humans are even tougher than I thought!" Undyne seemed genuinely impressed. "I'm still not giving it to you, though. I promised my friend Esme she could have some when she stopped by, and I'm not letting you hog it all."
Growing annoyed that your choice of drinks was a lot more limited than it first appeared, you pointed your spear at Undyne in exasperation.
"Are you… calling me a tall drink of water?" Undyne's eyes narrowed. "Or are you asking to drink my sweat?"
Sweating in embarrassment yourself now, you quickly moved the spear away from her and instead pointed towards the closest box of tea.
"Oh, you want some of that tea? A good choice." Undyne, apparently as eager to put that incident behind you as you were, got to work making you your tea. It took a minute for the water to boil, and then she had to add some sugar and wait for the tea bag to seep, but soon enough you had a warm cup of tea sitting on broken table in front of you. "There you are! Enjoy!"
You take a sip and, to your surprise, it seemed to be normal tea without any of the magical side effects. The taste was pretty darn good too, even if it was burning hot.
"So, uh… how are you enjoying your time in the kingdom?" Undyne asked, clearly trying to make small talk.
You told her that while your time here has been a little… stressful, you've still met some cool people at the very least.
"Ah, yes, you've been having a lot of sex, huh? Well, that's just fine in my books!" Undyne said with an over-enthusiastic hand gesture. "I mean, as long as they agree to have sex with you. Rape is a terrible thing, after all. Eheh…"
Undyne, looking for any way out of that conversation thread she just started and was afraid might knit itself into a sweater of discomfort, reached for her own cup of tea. Only, she hadn't poured herself a cup of tea, so she just kind of gripped some air and took a sip of that instead.
"Aaaah, that hits the spot. You like your tea too, right?" Undyne asked, still not noticing that nothing was in her hand. "Only the best for my new best pal!"
She took a sip from her cup of air so deep, you were almost afraid she'd find a way to gag on it.
"You know… it's actually kind of funny that you chose that brand of tea out of all the ones I had," Undyne's voice became more nostalgic as she spoke. "Queen Asgore's favorite tea… yellow flower."
The instant you heard the tea's name, you spat it out of your mouth so hard that it sprayed everywhere, burning liquid even coming out of your nose as you just barely avoided dropping your fish-shaped mug all together.
"Hmm? Is something wrong?" Undyne asked.
You told her, though your pained coughs, that you were completely fine. You were just blowing bubbles in you drink to give your tongue a nice tea bubble bath… because bubble tea is a thing, right?
"Heheh, you're reminding me more of Asgore by the second!" Undyne laughed. "You're both total weenies!"
You were surprised to hear that. The queen of all monsters is a weenie?
"Well, kind of…" she replied. "I first met her when I was just a little kid. I was kind of a hothead back then, and I wanted to challenge her to a fight. I kinda thought that was how you got to become queen yourself. But, instead of fighting back, or calling the guards, or even trying to stop me, she just kept dodging every hit. Eventually, I got so tired that I couldn't even fight anymore, and I just fell on the ground like a loser. But instead of laughing or joking or anything like that, she just offered me her hand and said 'Excuse me. Would you like to know how to beat me?'
"The next thing I knew, I was getting up early every day before school to go learn how to fight from Asgore herself. And not only that, she helped me with school, with my house, my life… it was like she was another mother! It took years of hard training, but I eventually managed to get in a hit and knock her down." Undyne's face suddenly drooped a little. "Even though that's what I set out to do, I felt so guilty about it. I couldn't believe I just hurt someone I grew to care about so much. But then, I saw her face… and she was looking at me with the biggest smile!"
You couldn't help but smile at the story too.
"I never was able to land a second hit, but that didn't seem to matter. I was still one of the best fighters Asgore had ever seen and, one thing led to another until she made me head of the royal guard!" Undyne proudly thumped her fist against her chest, inadvertently causing her breasts to wiggle. "Now I'm the one who gets to teach losers how to fight!"
You nodded and congratulated her for such a good job before asking if that list of losers she was training included Papyrus.
"Oh, right. Her." Undyne looked away. "Look, I like her a lot, and she's clearly got the same spark that I did when I was younger, but… I don't think I can ever let her into the royal guard. Don't you dare tell her I said that, though!"
You assured her that you would keep your lips sealed, but you couldn't help but ask why she wouldn't tell Papyrus herself. After all, if she's not good enough for the royal guard, then Undyne is just building Papyrus's hopes up with all these private training sessions.
"No, it's not that she's weak. In fact, she's actually freaky strong! It's just that… she's way too innocent. I mean, just look at what she did to you!" Undyne motioned towards your body. "She was supposed to capture you and she ended up being best friends with you instead! There's no way I could ever let someone that innocent into the military! That'd be like a war crime or something. So, I've been trying to wean her off of fighting by teaching her how to do other things, like make costumes, and how to cook. That way, she can have something to do with her life when she finally realizes tha- wait a second…"
Undyne's one good eye widened as she looked at her watch.
"Papyrus and I were supposed to be having our cooking lesson right now!" the fish woman gasped.
You were going to tell her that she could always just reschedule, since Papyrus seemed like the kind of woman to pick up her phone 99% of the time, but Undyne slammed her fists on the broken table (breaking it even more) before you could finish speaking.
"No! If Papyrus is not here, then you'll just have to take her lesson for her!" Undyne suddenly jumped up into the air and did a backflip, teaching you exactly why her ceilings were so high before landing onto her kitchen counter. She then knocked off all the drinks she had placed off on the counter by stomping past them, sending shards of glass, tea, and soda flying in every direction. "That's right! Nothing has brought me and Papyrus closer together than cooking!" Undyne clenched her right fist and raised it menacingly, her eye narrowing as she stared you down. "Which means, if I teach you how to cook, we'll become so close, we'll be like siblings."
You were… scared again?
"Fuhuhu! You'd better be! Because by the time we're done, you're going to be my B.F.F!" Undyne leaped over to you, picked you up by the head, and leaped back to the kitchen. "Let's do this."
Undyne closed her eye and kicked the ground, the whole house shaking and causing several vegetables, spices, and tomatoes to fall down from a shelf onto the counter in front of you.
"First, we're going to make the sauce!" Undyne shouted. It clearly wasn't a suggestion - it was the most friendly military order you had ever heard. "Now, imagine these vegetables as your greatest enemies. Gather your anger and your strength… and use it to pound them into paste. Literally!"
You wound your fist back and prepared to strike - only for you to wind up just patting them gently instead. After spending that time with the Vegetoids, you couldn't bare to torture their husbands' cousins like that.
"Oh my god! Don't pet the enemy!" Undyne pushed you aside and took your spot. "Let me show you how to do it right!"
In one swift jab, Undyne spiked all the vegetables without even giving them a chance to play volleyball first, creating a thick red crime scene on her kitchen wall.
"Uh… we'll scoop that into a bowl later," Undyne said, embarrassed, as she wiped the the blood of the tomato she just murdered in cold sauce from her face. "But now, for the noodles!"
Grabbing you by the skull once more, Undyne hopped over to her stove and kicked the ground again, causing a collection of pots, pans, and a box of spaghetti noodles to come tumbling from the shelves above and onto the stove - luckily, you had grown pretty good at dodging by this point and none of them collided with you.
"Now, remember, homemade noodles are the best! But I use store-bought noodles instead!" Undyne filled one of the pots with water and slammed the box of spaghetti noodles, cardboard and all, into the fluid. "They're the cheapest!"
"Now, it's time to stir the pasta," Undyne explained as she handed you a standard stirring battle axe. "As a general rule of thumb, the more violently you stir your pasta, the better it will be! Now, show me what you've go!"
Grabbing its handle, you gently dipped your cooking weapon into the pot and began to lightly stir.
"Faster!" Undyne encouraged.
You nodded, increasing our stirring pace from lackadaisy to havadaisy.
"Faster!" Unyne shouted behind you.
Not that you had a problem with peer pressure - you totally didn't, you swear, no matter what those people who dared you to climb this mountain might say - but you still did what Undyne said and increased your pace once more.
"Faster!" Undyne shouted again, her exclamation points acting as spears that prodded your (metaphorical) soul to make you stir until the inside of the pot was practically a whirlpool.
"Ugh, you're still not doing it hard enough! Let me do it!" Undyne once again pushed you aside and pulverized the inside of the pot with her magic spears. By that point, the noodles inside the pot were now less fine pasta, and more fine paste. "Fuhuhuhu! Perfect! Now, for the most important part! The boiling!"
The sweaty fish woman grabbed your hand and placed it onto the dial that controlled the burner beneath the pot.
"Let the stove symbolize your passion. Your hopes and your dream!" Undyne said with breathless enthusiasm. "Let all of your emotions burst forth in a fiery inferno that consumes everything in deliciousness! Don't hold anything back!"
You turned the burner up to the 10 setting.
"Hotter!" Undyne demanded.
You turned it up to 11.
"Hotter!" Undyne shouted. "Make it hot enough to make the devil sweat!"
Your wrist working overtime, you cranked the dial all the way up to 666, the fire beneath the pot now so hot you were afraid your shirt might catch on fire at any moment.
"Hey, do you really think I'm going to let my cooking student serve me cold food!?" Undyne asked before turning the dial herself. "There that's how you -"
When you wake up again after the transition cut Undyne off, you looked around and saw that quite a few things in the rooF were on fire. Most things, including Undyne, were coated in ash, and the pasta was definitely overcooked.
"Man… no wonder Papyrus is a terrible cook." Undyne coughed to clear the ash from her lungs and gills. "So, what's next? Scrapbooking? Friendship bracelets?"
There would have been another awkward silence if it wasn't for the fire cackling in the background.
"No… I can tell by the look on your face that it's going to take a lot more than that to make us friends." Undyne let out a heavy sigh. "So… so you want to have sex?"
You stammered a bit in response, not expecting her to be so sudden or frank. She seemed much more like a George anyways, not a Frank.
"Oh please, I know that you've been staring at me ever since you took off my armor." Undyne massaged her breasts through her shirt and despite how you knew this was a test, you were overcome by exam anxiety and you stared blatantly at the rack before your eyes. "I know you're attracted to me, and not just a little."
Finally ripping your eyes away from her plump chicken breasts of the sea, you told her that she didn't have to have sex with you if she didn't want to.
"Well, I want to be your friend, don't I?" Undyne slid her panties down and kicked them off before adding her tank top on top of them. Her breasts looked even bigger right in front of you, and her sweat from all the heat made them glisten like she was just swimming. "And the only way to do that is have sex with you, right? You have sex with all your friends right?"
You told her that no, you didn't… just most of them.
"And you always have sex with all your very best friends, right?" she asked as she spread her pussy lips, revealing that the inside of her tuna was a delightful pink.
You wish you could have answered 'no', but there weren't any genies nearby… or at least, you didn't think there were any. But, in a way, it was kinda cool that you had sex with all your good friends; and kinda sad as you realize that none of your best friends.
"Well then, by having sex with you, I'm one step closer to being a new best friend! Follow me!" Undyne took you by the hand and led you to her bedroom door, where you saw just the slimmest glimpse of a pink anime figurine before she suddenly slammed the door. "A-actually, the fire here is kind of romantic, don't you think?"
Undyne made her way back towards one of the less-flaming kitchen counters and sat onto it, spreading her legs wide as you removed your own clothes and got a stepstool to help you reach her.
You decided that, even if the reasoning for having sex was a little fucked up, you could at the very least is give her some foreplay before you fucked her up. Reaching forward, you gently caressed her pussy before pressing a finger inside, exploring her strange insides at your own pace. Her pussy wasn't hot, but it definitely wasn't cold either.
"Ooooh… I always wondered what it would be like to have someone else do this." Undyne shivered, her walls clamping down against your index finger every time you pressed in. "I thought it would be the same or similar, but… it's completely different! But still… pretty good so far."
Curious, you asked if this meant that Undyne had never intimately dated someone before.
"Er… on second thought, using just your fingers is boing." Undyne wrapped her powerful legs around your head and pulled you face-first into her cunt. "Get licking instead!"
You decided not to press the question and pressed her clit instead, your tongue running up and down the tiny nub while occasionally lathering her hole as well.
"Just so you know… I try to date, but… I've just been so busy lately," Undyne continued while her hips gyrated. "I mean, who even has the time these days?"
You were going to point out that lots of monsters had time to 'go out' with you, but you had a feeling your head might pop if she squeezed any tighter, so you kept that comment to yourself. Instead, you just focused on getting her as wet as possible for the main event, lubing her with her own juices when you weren't adding your spit to the mix by shoving your tongue as deep as possible into her.
Eventually, you felt Undyne's hips begin to buck reflexively, trying to shove your tongue deeper inside her spicy tuna roll. It was clear from the look on Undyne's face that she didn't entirely understand it, though, as it was a mixture of pleasure and confusion. You could tell that part of her wanted to get you to stop so she could try and get her legs under control, while another part of her wanted to let her body keep doing what it wants just so she could get even more pleasure out of you.
You knew you'd keep licking either way, though as you wanted to make sure she was completely ready when you finally had sex. Plus, she was actually rather cute when she was willingly exposing her most intimate part to you willingly like this. The way her face scrunched, the way her body shook, and the way her sweat ran down her soft breasts were all enrapturing. And, perhaps best of all, she wasn't trying to force herself to be your friend anymore, making her one of the few people you knew who was less awkward to be around during sex.
"Ah! I… I think I'm getting close!" Undyne warned you, her body growing hotter faster than even she expected. "I… I'm sorry… if this ends up hurting!"
You weren't quite sure what she meant by that at first, but that unasked question promptly met its obvious answer when Undyne's legs squeezed even tighter than before, the knight no longer allowing you any room to breathe. All you could do was swirl your tongue around inside her and rub against her sensitive little clit with your nose, but you remained calm despite that. You knew that you could weather this wet storm if you kept your eyes on the prize and, sure enough, you efforts finally got the fish to cum less than a minute later!"
"Ngaaah!" You heard Undyne shout above you as sudden surge of her juices flooded your face and your mouth. It was strong, but it only lasted a few seconds before Undyne's legs finally let you go, allowing you to drop to the floor and catch your breath. As you wiped her juices off your face, you knew she was definitely wet enough now.
"Okay, okay...I think that's enough for now You can put your… penis thing inside me now," Undyne said as she finally caught her own breath. "And, not that I'm asking you to be gentle or anything, but this is my first time."
You assured her you would be exactly as rough as a tough virgin like her needs you to be. It wasn't that romantic, but it seemed to be enough to get Undyne to blush and look away.
Naturally, eating out a girl as hot and fit and Undyne meant that your 'penis thing' was as hard as a 'rock thing' by the time you brought your hips close to hers. Rather than sticking it in immediately, you slid your dick up between undyne's lets and slid your shaft along her out lips first. Her labia felt pretty normal compared to other girls', but her skin felt so different against your cock. It was cool and a little rough, but not all that unpleasant, and you briefly considered what it would be like to simply do intercrural with her, but the look of impatience on her face let you know she wanted to get directly to the main show.
So, you carefully pulled back, aimed the tip of your dick downwards a little, and began to thrust yourself forward. Her pussy walls felt just as strong as before, but this time it didn't seem like she was literally trying to strangle your dick. This time, she felt much more relaxed and calm around you, clearly not used to the penetration but clearly adjusting to it. As you felt yourself slide into her slick folds, you realized that you still agreed with your earlier assessment of her; you could get used to doing this with Undyne regularly if you became friends, but somehow you still weren't sure if that was going to really happen.
"Ah! So… so this is what it's like to have a… penis inside you…" Undyne said to herself while you felt yourself twitch deep inside her. "I-it's not a big deal at all! Yeah! I… I don't understand why people make this out to be… mmn… such a big deal!"
Undyen's breathing was growing faster, and you could see her gills flare a little. This was clearly exciting her more than she cared to admit, but you weren't going to press her on that. You weren't there to bully her, after all. Instead, you tried your best to make her feel welcome by smiling at her and asking her if she was ready to keep going over the sound of a burning toaster behind you.
"Of course I'm ready to keep going!" Undyne shouted back, though you don't think she was as angry as she seemed. "Like I said, you can be as rough as I want! I guarantee, you couldn't hurt me if you tried!"
You nodded, grabbed ahold of her strong legs, and began to thrust yourself in and out of the naked, blue knight. It felt a little bit weird to be the one in control of your thrusts, especially when Undyne's fit body could so obviously dominate you within seconds, but she clearly wanted you to set the pace. Perhaps this was part of the way she was trying to convince you to be friends? By showing that she cared about your needs too, and not just her own?
You tried to find the answer to these question in Undyne's gaze, but her embarrassed eye quickly darted away from yours. That didn't bother you, though - you thought you knew what the right answer was anyways. You would have leaned forward kiss is her right then and there, but she was a bit too tall for you to reach her lips without her bending forwards. So, you settled on smooching her large breasts instead, showing them your appreciation with soft kisses and long licks.
"Nghaa! There we go! Now we're starting to… have some fun… ah!" Undyne's tunnel began to constrict around you more, and it was hard to tell if it was because she was getting more nervous, or simply more aroused. You supposed it didn't matter either way, though, as your course of action wouldn't really have changed. You simply tried your best to stimulate her g-spot, which was thankfully was not too hard to find thanks to your oral sessions, and rubbed your cock against it as hard as you could. If Undyne was starting to feel nervous, that was quickly drowned out by her own pleasure as you began to pick up your pace even more.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" The cute fish woman in front of you was now panting with every one of her thrusts, her hands holding onto the sides of the table to help keep herself steady. "It's… normal to feel all… tingly inside… when you have sex like this, right?"
You nodded and said that, for vagina-owners like her, it was completely natural for them to feel like that when they're having sex with someone they like.
"Someone… they like?" she asked, ther tongue now hanging out of her mouth as she felt you pound into her body. "Does that mean I like you? Does that mean… the sex is working?"
You wrapped your arms around Undyne's torso and held on tightly as your hips began to move as fast as they could, slamming your dick against the soft flesh again and again as you felt yourself grow hotter and hotter - though that might just be because of the slowly spreading fire, but you tried your best not to think about that.
"I… I don't know… you say that this feeling is supposed to mean… I like you… but… this doesn't feel like a normal like…" Undyne continued, though she found it a little hard to speak in between her own moans. "It's like… my body obviously likes you, but… i'm not sure… if my heart agrees… but… I refuse to give up yet!"
Finally leaning forward, Undyne brought her face to yours and brought you into your first real kiss together. Her tongue, as it turned out, was as long as it was powerful, and it practically slurped yours into submission as she kissed you as passionately as she could. Her spit soon joined her juices and her sweat in soaking your chin as she twirled the slick appendage around, making your head spin as you felt yourself hurtling towards your own orgasm.
As you felt yourself finally begin to unload yourself inside her waiting womb, Undyne refused to let you go. She kept hugging you and kissing you, desperate, as if the instant she let you go she might cease to exist entirely. Her cove was almost the same way, squeezing you again and again to milk your orgasm right to the very end, at which point Undyne finally gasped and let you go.
"So… we're besties now… right?" Undyne asked with an awkward laugh as you carefully pulled your cock back out of her. "So, what should we do now? Go shopping? Braid each other's hair? Get some more tea?"
There was a bit of an awkward silence as neither of you seemed to know what to say next.
"Oh, who am I kidding… we're not friends just because we had sex," Undyne eventually admitted. "I mean, it was really good sex, but it was also kind of… empty, you know? On an emotional level."
You were a bit disappointed that she felt that way, but you knew better than trying to argue her own feelings with her. But, it was rather nice to see her be mature enough to recognize that sex does not automatically lead to love or friendship.
"Okay then… I think I finally understand." Solemnly, Undyne stood up from your groin and wiped herself clean with a nearby napkin. "In the end, you can't force someone to be your friend no matter how much you try. Heck, you can't even force yourself to be someone's friend. Some people just get along like… water and oil."
You nodded, proud of Undyne's adult behaviour.
"So, it's okay if we can't be friends, human," Undyne continued. "Because if we're not friends… then we can go right back to being enemies!"
Yes, such a mature understanding of social relationshi- wait, what?
Undyne summoned a magic spear and gripped it tightly in her hands as your soul's beat finally began to pick up.
"I've been defeated… my house is in shambles… I even failed to befriend you." Undyne's tone of voice had shifted to the one that she used on the mountain top, and she wasn't any less menacing for being completely naked. "The only way I can regain my lost pride is with one final rematch! You and me, one on one, see who rapes who first!"
You had to admit, that you weren't quite sure if anyone would be raping anyone in that scenario.
"I don't care!" Undyne slammed the sharp end of her spear down hard onto the ground. "Neither one of us is leaving this room until one of us gets their brains fucked out their ears! Here, I'll even let you give the opening blow!"
Sweating, you asked if that meant a blowjob, or if you were supposed to pin her to the ground, or-
"Nghaaaa! I don't care! Just do it, and do it fast!" Undyne shouted. "Rape me as hard as you can! Hit me with your best fuck!
You hesitated for a moment, but the look in her eyes… the pure determination that you saw! This was clearly what she wanted, so who were you to refuse?
So, you mustered all the strength you had, all the sexual energy within every fiber of your being, and channeled it into one sexual attack! Dashing forward, you leaped into the air to deliver your devastating blow!
But, by the time you collided with her, all you could really do was give her a soft kiss on the cheek.
"Wait… that's it?" Undyne's blinked at you, confused. "That's the best you can manage? Even attacking me at full force… the best you can do is a peck? You can't muster any will to rape me?"
You told her you were sorry and that you could try assaulting her harder again if she wanted to.
"Pfft… ahahaha! Screw it!" Despite the fact that she was laughing, you could see some tears running down Undyne's face as she tossed her spear to the side. "The truth is… I don't want to fight you either. I used to really hate your saccharine, 'nice human' schtick, but the way you kissed me just now… it reminds me a lot of someone I used to train with."
The tension finally starting to fade away, you looked up at her and asked if that was a good thing.
"No, it means you're a wimpy loser!" Undyne punched you playfully in the shoulder. "But at least it means you're a wimpy loser with a big heart! Just like her!"
She kept smiling until her eye came to a stop on your actual, floating heart, which seemed to finally give her pause for thought.
"Listen, human… it looks like you and Asgore are pretty much destined to fight," Undyne said somewhat resentful. "But knowing her, she probably doesn't want to. Just like me. So, just try talking to her, okay? Work something out so she'll let you by? We might need your soul, but I'm sure another, nastier human will fall down here one day. And then, I can rape them for their soul instead! That makes sense, right?"
Well, it made more sense than most of what she's said that day.
"Fuhuhuh! I knew you'd think it was the perfect plan!" Undyne chuckled. "Oh, and if you do hurt Asgore… I'll take the human souls myself, cross the barrier, and fuck the hell out of you! That's what friends are for, after all!"
You were about to argue with her when, suddenly, the door blew off her hot fridge and began to spew flames.
"Oh, right, the place is still on fire." Undyne coughed as the smoke grew even thicker. "Let's get the hell out of here, okay?"
You nodded, glad you could finally get along for once, before you both made a dash for the the door.
No Mercy
You were right about to stab your member into the monster kid's defenseless vagina, cherry just waiting to be plucked, when suddenly you felt something of yours stabbed instead. Specifically, your chest, which now had a great big gaping hole with a blue spear sticking through it right where your heart should be. Sure, your heart was safe and sound nearby, but having a hole in your chest wasn't exactly comfortable, and you were pretty sure you still needed all that blood.
"U-Undyne!" the brown-skinned monster girl's eyes lit up with an innocent whimsy as she saw the massive fish woman towering behind you. "Y-you saved me!"
"You didn't think I'd let someone hurt a kid like you, did ya?" You couldn't see underneath Undyne's mask, but you could tell she was smirking. "What kind of hero would I be then?"
Blood was starting to run down out of your mouth, but the sight of the virgin pussy in front of you still filled you with determination. You weren't going to let this inconvenience stop you if you could, so you grabbed ahold of the tip sticking through your chest and tried to use it as leverage to thrust your hips forward. Your cock was still hard despite the blood loss, and you think that if you angled yourself just right, you'd be able to slip inside the monster girl's kitty before you passed out.
"Still trying to attack her, even after all this? You're not scary at all." Undyne ripped out her spear and let you fall down to the ground. "You're just pathetic."
Determined to get the last laugh, you turned yourself on your back and pointed out that Undyne needed to rape you to get your soul. If she let you die like this, then she and the other monsters would still be trapped in The Underground forever. By saving this kid, Undyne had doomed the whole kingdom.
"You… you mean it?" You could see the Monster kid start to tear up a little as Undyne helped put her clothes back on.
"That's okay; protecting you was more important." Undyne helped brush the splinters out of the girl's sweater. "Besides, their soul wouldn't be worth having anyways. It would probably just stink up all the other human souls anyways."
The monster kid sniffled as she tried to wipe her tears off on her shoulder. "Thanks, Undyne. You really are the best!"
Growing angry at how happy they were, you tried one last time to get up and attack them, but your rebellious body just wasn't doing what you ordered it to. Instead, you found yourself falling over, off the bridge, and into the dark pit below - a feeling that was very, very familiar.
Save Loaded
"Alright, Master, go get'em!" Dumbelle cheered.
"I know you can do… do…" Mini Cherry blinked a few times in confusion. "Say, didn't you already go, or am I just imagining things?"
You told her that her head was so empty that she probably couldn't imagine anything - but if she had to imagine something, she might as well imagine getting plowed by your big dick.
"Ooooh… Dropout… liek dat imag!" Your dog/girl/cat moaned over Hack's shoulder. "Dropout… cm agane! Aaaaaaammamdfaldkfa!"
You nodded, and told your slaves to follow Dropout's lead and keep thinking about your dick, while you went and dealt with an even bigger dick… well, almost bigger, anyways.
"Okay, Master… whatever you say!" School Slut obediently brought one of her hands to her pussy and began to thrust her fingers in and out. "We'll stay right here, waiting for your inevitable victory!"
"Yes… it is inevitable, after all!" Poison said as she began to finger herself too. "You are inevitable, right, Master?"
You nodded and moved onwards to the bridge, where you found the sweater-wearing monster kid waiting for you right where you expected her to be. On her face, she had the same look of fear, apprehension, disgust, and betrayal that you saw the first time you came by.
This time, you ignored her and her annoying shouts entirely, instead going over to the bushes you figured Undyne was hiding in. Realizing that getting too close to her bush might be a bad idea, you picked up a rock and tried to use it to flush her out.
"Ow!" Undyne shouted as she popped out of the bushes, rubbing her forehead as the monster kid gasped in surprise. "What was that for?"
You told her that it was for oh, nothing really, just the fact that she was waiting there ready to murder you.
"Hey, you're the one who started this mess, not me!" Undyne shouted, pointing an accusatory finger at you.
You told her that who started what wouldn't matter soon; not after she was on her knees, begging you for the mercy that you both knew would never-
"Hiyaaaah!" the monster kid suddenly shouted as she threw herself onto you, grabbing onto your sweater with her teeth. You had thought so little of her that you actually managed to forget for a moment she was there, so she completely caught you off-guard. "I've got them, Undyne! Finish them off!"
"Stupid kid… talk about reckless!" Undyne charged at you with her spear as you kicked the monster kid off your body, the distraction lasting just long enough for Undyne to embed her weapon deep within your chest once more. "Heh… but, I have to admit, you actually remind me a lot of myself when I was your age."
"Really, Undyne!?" the monster kid gasped with excitement as you fell to the ground, bleeding to death. "Do you mean it!?"
"Yeah, I do!" Undyne smiles and rustled the brave child's hair. "I can already tell that you're halfway to becoming a real hero yourself! Though, you might need some extra training to get all the way there."
"Does… does that mean…?" you heard the monster kid say as the world began to fade. "Oh gosh, oh gosh! Undyne is going to train me! This is so awesome!"
You could hear the monster kid literally jumping for joy as you kept falling into despair.
But, despite it all, you knew you couldn't give up just yet. You absolutely could not! You were determined to defeat, her and nothing was going to stop that!
Not even death.
Save Loaded
You once again surrounded by your slaves, all of whom seemed to realize on some level that you just reset things, but didn't realize on a conscious level, so they mostly just looked around confused.
"Uh, Master?" Dumbelle asked with a concerned wink when she saw the look on your face. "Is something wrong? We… didn't do anything we shouldn't have, have we?"
You assured her that she didn't have anything to worry about. She was fine. You were fine. They were all fine. Absolutely everything was completely fine!
"Wow, don't you love how the more Master says something, the more true it becomes~" School Slut praised as she caressed your face, but you ended up pushing her hand away. Even then, though she didn't seem to suspect that you might have been angry at all, which is good, because who would bother getting angry over a stupid fish girl anyways?
Heading back in the direction of the bridge, you told your slaves to go fuck themselves until you returned, which was a task they eagerly took to with their hands.
This time, you approached the blonde monster kid once more. If she wanted to be involved in this, then she was going to get her wish.
"Y-yo, dude… I… Undyne told me about the things that you did," the monster kid began, starting her stupid sob speech. "I-I think maybe I always knew somehow… but… I didn't want to believe it. Even so-"
Deciding not to bother letting her finish talking, you slapped the girl across the face so hard that she spun around and fell forward, forcing her to break her fall with her face once more. Seizing the opportunity, you grabbed ahold of the girl's pants and tugged them downwards with all your strength.
"Wait, what are you doing!?" the monster kid mumbled into the wood as she kicked her legs uselessly. "Help! Someone, help!"
You moved as if to rape her, a motion that you were all too good at doing, but you didn't actually do anything to her or even remove her clothes. Instead, you were paying attention to behind you, waiting for Undyne to spring from her hiding place and try to attack you.
Like clockwork, the fishy knight leapt from some conveniently fish-shaped bushes nearby with a spear in hand and tried to stab you once more - but this time, you were ready. Whirling around, you grabbed the spear right out of her hands with your superior strength, whirled it around, and shoved it straight through her chest, where her heart definitely was. Her armor crumpled and snapped like thick metal foil being tossed in the trash.
You smiled. Whoever said revenge was worthless clearly did not know what they were talking about.
"U-Undyne?" The monster kid behind you rolled onto her back just in time to see her hero with a gaping mortal wound, her body starting to become blurry. "U-Undyne! Are you okay?"
"Yeah, kid… I'm just fine." Undyne's voice was unusually cool and calm, but you could hear the pain underneath it all. She was just pretending for the sake of the other monster. "It's nothing serious, trust me. Now, get going already, alright? Your parents are waiting for you."
"B-But what about you?" The blonde monster sniffled as she managed to stand up from her spot, unable to wipe away the snot gathering under her nose due to the lack of proper arms. "Are you going to be okay?"
"Pfft, you know me! I'm invincible, remember? This is nothing!" Undyne scoffed. "I've got this dirtbag right where I want him. Now, get going - and I'll autograph your shirt when I get back."
"Y-you promise?" the monster kid asked sickeningly.
Undyne used her right arm and took off her helmet, tossing it into the ravine and revealing her smiling blue face and black eyepatch.
"I promise."
The monster kid smiled and ran off, but you didn't bother chasing after her. You knew that you'd get your chance for that soon enough, but for now, you wanted to make sure you really won. True, it was a little disappointing you couldn't take her alive this time, but you figured it was a necessary sacrifice to get to the treasure trove of pussy that you knew was waiting for you.
Despite the fish woman's bravado, this was clearly the end for her. Her body was already starting to dissipate, preparing to dissolve into dust and leave you with nothing but a hard dick and the smell of anchovies. But, for some reason, her body seemed to refuse to dissipate completely right away - not that this worried you at all, of course.
"Heh… nothing… nothing… this is nothing…" Undyne said, tears running down from her closed eye as her body became more and more obscure. "I can't believe I'm about to die… over nothing. I barely even slowed you down. I couldn't free any of your slaves… and you're still going to rampage all over New Home. I accomplished exactly nothing. Some knight I turned out to be."
You nodded and agreed with her. She really was just a worthless waste of space, and the world was going to be much better without her. You were going to make sure of that.
"Papyrus… Asgore… Alphys… I… I'm sorry…" By now, she looked almost like a magic eye picture, she was so blurry. "I… failed you…"
With that, her body completely broke apart, creating a silver, red, and blue cloud in the space where the nuisance used to be. You were about to walk through the cloud to go tell your slaves the good news when, suddenly, you heard the cloud make a strange noise.
"No."
Stopping in your tracks at the familiar voice, you looked around to see where it could have come from. Was it perhaps an echo of something Undyne shouted weeks ago, and was only now coming back from the ravine bellow?
"No… I'm not dead yet." Your eyes widened as, in front of you, the dust in the air reconvened to form a solid Undyne once more, this time without the spear impaling her chest. "Yeah… my body feels like it's about to be ripped to a million pieces at any moment… and I probably won't be signing that autograph… but deep down… there's a burning feeling in my soul that I can't describe. A burning feeling that won't let me die."
Undyne's closed right eye opened and locked onto you, stinging you with a hatred so visceral that you found yourself taking a step back in hesitation.
"This isn't just about monsters anymore, is it?" Undyne took a step closer to you as her body grew more and more solid. "If you get past me, you'll… rape and kill them all, won't you?"
Even though that was your plan, you found yourself too afr-er, too confused to respond.
"Everyone's hopes and dreams… will die the instant you take over," she continued. "But I won't let you do that."
Undyne smiled as her eyepatch fell away, revealing a pit of darkness as the white of her right eye turned black.
"I can feel their hearts all beating as one!" The abomination lied. Only you could do that! "And right now, they all have one goal; to defeat you. Human! No… whatever you are! For the sake of all that exists… I… Undyne… will defeat you!"
There was a bright flash of light, blinding you momentarily, though you almost wished your vision didn't return to show you what Undyne had just become. Undyne, now somehow even taller than before, was wearing a black suit of armor that, despite how immense it looked, it weighed on her shoulders like it was nothing. Her eyepatch was gone now, but you could almost see something shining bright yellow staring back at you from inside the pit of where her right eye used to be. On her chest, there was now emblazoned a massive golden heart that shown like a jewel in the midday sun even in the dark of the these tunnels, and in her right hand was one of her spears… and this one looked extra sharp.
You swallowed, but reminded yourself not to be afraid. Even if she did somehow beat you, which you knew was completely impossible, you could just go back and try again. So, gathering up all your endless strength and courage, you dashed towards the massive blue knight and, since her head was out of reach, you delivered a blow directly to her stomach.
All that, though, was make a soft thudding noise as your fist collided with the metal.
"You're going to have to do a lot better than that," Undyne confidently declared as she redied her spear.
The long projectile moved through the air so quickly that you were honestly surprised that it didn't create a sonic boom. You would have been dead in that very instant were it not for the power that you drew from your soul, which sped your reflexes up to supernatural , you still only just managed to dodge it, and the same went for the spear that came after that one too, as well as the one after that, and the one after that, and so on. Undyne's assault was completely relentless, with her chucking spears, flinging them out of the air, and even summoning them out of the ground to impale you all at the same time.
You decided that if you couldn't hit her, then you'd just have to aim for a much more feasible target. Still dodging her blows, You slowly backed up to the far side of the bridge, with Undyne following you every step of the way. And then, just as you felt your feet both land on solid ground, you grabbed one of Undyne's spears and smashed it down onto the bridge, using all the determination in your soul to shatter it to pieces. You watched with a smile and a wave as the armored woman fell into the darkness below, landing somewhere in the unseen bottom with a loud crash. You let out a sigh of relief and began to wonder how you were going to get your slaves across this gap when, suddenly, you heard another loud noise from below.
You looked down just in time to see Undyne leap up out of the chasm and land right in front of you, her confident grin not diminished in the slightest.
"Heh, is that the best you've got?" she asked. "Because I'm not even sweating yet."
You tried your best to back away from her, but it was already too late - your skull and her spear made quick acquaintances, and you found yourself overwhelmed by a familiar blackness.
Save Loaded
When you woke up again back with your slaves, you didn't bother trying to talk to them at all this time, instead just leaving them behind so you could get back to Undyne as quickly as possible.
"Uh, Master? Is something wrong?" Poison asked as she ran to try and keep up with you.
"They look rather stressed," Cum Rag observed as she followed too. "We could help relieve some stress from you, Master. We really, really would not mind~"
As tempted as you were to just sit here and fuck your slaves into oblivion, you had to turn their offers down, much to their shock.
"Mas ter… dos nut wan de secks!?" Dropout exclaimed. "De wurld must b nding!"
You almost snapped and smacked her right then and there, but you took a deep breath and contained yourself. Instead, you stopped and calmly told her that they'd all get plenty of sex soon enough… but until you finished what you had to, no one was going to be satisfied; not even them.
"I… I'm still not sure what's going on here, but… you do what you have to do, Master," Attention Whore said reassuringly. "I know you can do it if you try hard enough! You can do anything and anyone!"
You nodded and saved your progress one last time before heading off to face Undyne once more.
It was about time that guppy learned that there is always a bigger fish.
A/N: Hey guys, it's me again. I hope you haven't been waiting too long. But now that it's out, you can read it, and then get all the way down here and read this Author's Note. Cool. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it, I'll start working on the next chapter of the other story soon.