Pacifist

Once outside and at a reasonably safe distance, you and Undyne turned back around and simply stared at her burning home as it collapsed into the flames consuming it. It was almost beautiful in a 'this kind of looks like what a cartoon fish would look like if they ate extra spicy hot sauce' kind of way.

"Well, that may have been a disaster in a literal, metaphorical, and scholarly sense… but that was still pretty fun, wasn't it?" Undyne asked next to you. You couldn't help but nod. "Yeah, we'll have to do this again another time! Just, uh, somewhere else. In the meantime, I guess I'll just go hang with Papyrus. If you need to talk to me, just give her a call, okay?"

You agreed, but added that she'd have to swear not to cook at Papyrus's house.

"No promises!" Undyne laughed before running off, leaving you alone with the smoldering house and the familiar training dummy. A dummy who was giving Undyne an oddly fond look for something she stabbed on a regular basis.

"What? What?!" the dummy shouted at you once she realized you were staring at it. "Just because I hang out at the dump sometimes doesn't mean I don't have a chance with her too!"

You shrugged and wished the dummy luck in her masochistic romantic endeavors before finally leaving the area yourself. You had to admit, Waterfall was a beautiful and serene place, despite the rather odd residents, but you had to keep moving. After all, you need to get back to… back to…

Where were you going again?

Oh, right, home. It's been so long since you've been there, and you've been through so much, that you almost forgot that's what you were fighting for this whole time. But, you still really wanted to go back there, right? Of course you did.

And right now, the only way you could go to get there was…

… through Hotland, which was as appropriately scorching as it was the last time you were there. You felt lucky that the molten rock was so far below you, but you honestly still felt pretty unlucky that it was there at all.

You would have stopped by to say 'hi' to Sans at her guard booth when you arrived at Hotland's entrance, but it appeared as though she wasn't there anymore. In fact, now that you got the chance to take a closer look at it, the guard booth she was standing at earlier seemed to be made entirely out of cardboard and blew away in the breeze the instant you touched it. You… weren't quite sure what that meant, but it probably wasn't important.

Moving past the fake(?) guard station, you crossed the bridge over the river of magma and found yourself back at the watercooler from earlier, only now there seemed to be a massive clam shell sitting nearby for some reason. As you got closer, though, you could see that there was actually a fully-grown monster woman with pink hair, pink skin, brown eyes, and no clothing sitting on the inside sipping a cup of water from the cooler.

"Oh! I, uh, came over here to get a drink of water," the clam girl explained when she noticed you. "In retrospect, there's probably a lot of better places there I could have gotten water, but… live and learn, I guess."

You agreed, but you also pointed out that she'd probably have to make it back to Waterfall if she wanted to complete the live half of live and learn.

"Don't worry, I'll make it back on my own," the clam gal assured you before returning to her drink.

You bid the girl goodbye and continued on your way, pleasantly surprised that this random stranger didn't immediately try to rape you. Perhaps that was a good omen that meant everything was going to be smooth sailing from here on-

Wait, nevermind. There were two very large women currently blocking the path forward, both of whom were wearing armor that seemed even more impenetrable than Undyne's was. The one on the left had bunny ears sticking out through her helmet, and you could occasionally see a serpent's tongue poke out through the mouth of the other's. Neither of them looked armed at the moment, but you knew form Undyne that this could change in an instant.

"Hey there, little dudette," the royal guard with the bunny ears greeted as you approached the duo. "Sorry, brah, but there's been a human sighting around here, and Undyne told us not to let anyone through to the elevators."

You quickly hid your soul behind your back and asked what they would do if, hypothetically, Undyne called them and said that the human was a pretty cool person actually.

"Oh, funny story, brah. She actually gave us instructions for that exact scenario!" the bunny guard replied. "She said if that happened, then we'd have to skip stealing the human's soul and instead just tear them limb from limb. She also said to make it as painful as possible, but that seems a little unnecessary to me. Oh well, she's the boss!'

You laughed nervously as you made sure your soul was out of sight and thanked the guards for answering your completely hypothetical question.

"No problem, brah! We're here to help out little monsters like you, after all!" the bunny guard said cheerfully as the other just kept staring at you in silence. "Do you, like, need anything else? We could give you a picture of what the human looks like if you want to know what to watch out for."

You hastily assured her that wouldn't be necessary because you were going to be safe in… that big white lab structure thing that was right over there!

"Huh? Oh, yeah, the big white lab structure thing is pretty safe. I don't think a human would go there if you paid them to," the bunny guard replied. "Try not to stay in too long, though, or you might need to take a bath."

You thanked them for the advice and hastily made your way over towards the out of place white building. Despite the ash, magma, and rocks everywhere, this building seemed to be almost completely pristine. There weren't any windows, but it did have automatic sliding doors that politely opened themselves for you to pass through when you got closer. Unfortunately for you, you didn't realize the building didn't have automatic lights until the doors shut behind you, leaving you in almost complete darkness.

You stumbled around comically in the dark for a few moments, knocking over a few lamps and honking a few oddly-placed clown horns, until your eyes adjusted to what little light there was. It was hard to tell, but it seemed to be coming from a large TV attached to one of the walls, and on it the screen faintly displayed… A picture of the back of your head?

No, wait, it wasn't a picture. It was a video, and it was being filmed right then and there. And not only that, but you couldn't help but notice that there was a rather phallic-looking massager next to a bottle of lube and a wastebin full of tissues sitting right next to it.

You decided it would be best not to think about the implications of that. In fact, not only did you not think about the implications, but you refused to answer the implications' calls and pretended not to know them when your friends asked.

So, you did your best to keep making your way through the lab, only for you to stop dead in your tracks when you heard another automatic door open nearby. You heard the sound of a lightswitch a second later, revealing both the room and the woman who had just entered. Said woman had short, spikey blonde hair that was held back by a black headband, pale skin, a somewhat short stature for monsters (though still taller than you), big round glasses, buck teeth that were visible in her smile, and a large lab coat that covered her curvy, heavy form. Around the back of her body, you could just barely see tail coated with yellow scales poking out from underneath her long coat.

"Oh!" the woman jumped back in shock the moment she noticed you. "The human! You're here already! I thought Undyne was going to keep you busy a bit longer. Oh no, I can't believe this! I haven't showered, the lab is a mess, I'm barely dressed, and, and…"

The woman spun around for a few moments in a panic before abruptly coming to a stop, staring at you awkwardly.

"Uh… hello there," the woman greeted with a shaky voice. "My name is Doctor Alphys, and I'm Queen Asgore's royal scientist! N-neat, huh?"

You took a step back, getting ready to run.

"N-no, wait! I'm not one of the bad monsters, I swear!" she gasped before you could make your escape. "Actually, I've been following your journey ever since you left the Ruins, and I've been observing you through that console over there."

You asked her if that meant she was watching you have sex too, unfortunately answering those previous implication's telegrams in the process.

"N-not all the time!" Alphys replied defensively. "S-sometimes I missed some of it, or you were out of view so I had to just listen to the audio."

You pointed out that didn't really make her voyeurism any better.

"Y-yeah, b-but at least I didn't try to r-rape you like so many others did, right?" Alphys pointed out.

You nodded. You had to admit, it wasn't much, but it was at least something.

"Exactly! And not only am I going to let you pass peacefully, but I'm going to help you out t-too!" Alphys continued, encouraged. "I know I was originally supposed to stop you, but just watching someone fight for their lives on screen really makes you root for them, you know? S-so, from now on, I'm going to be on your team! A-and, w-with my knowledge of the local area, I should be able to guide you through Hotland easily!"

You perked up on hearing that. Was she being serious?

"O-of course I'm serious!" Alphys replied. "You inspired me, e-entertained me, a-and… gave me hope for the future. Getting you h-home is the very least I can do! So just follow my directions, and I'll get you to Asgor's castle in no time flat!"

You smiled at the nervous lizard girl, finally starting to relax. Maybe you misjudged Alphys a moment ago. Yeah, she spied on you having sex, but you probably would have spied on yourself too given the chance. Maybe, with her help, getting through Hotland was going to be easy after-

"There's just one itsy-bitsy problem I should probably bring up first," Alphys continued.

Oh, goddammit.

"Back before you left the Ruins, I maaaay have been working on a little robot during my spare time," Alphys explained as nonchalantly as she could. "I called it Mettaton, and I originally built him to be an entertainment robot. You know, like a robotic TV Star. Well, Asgore didn't think that was very useful, so I decided to add in some… anti-human fighting features as well."

You drop onto your knees and curse the unmopped floor and its children's children.

"O-of course, as soon as I saw you, I went to go turn it off," Alphyis quickly added. "But, I, uh, kinda pushed her on switch in the wrong direction, and now she's… more on than ever before. In fact, she's so on that I don't think I can turn her off again, and now she's… an unstopable fucking machine with a thirst for human semen? Eheheh… eh… heh..."

Naturally, Alphys was the only one laughing there.

'B-but don't worry, I'm sure we can still get you through this, human!" Alphys said with as much zeal as she could muster, though you could probably find more zeal in a mustard packet if you tried. ""Mettaton doesn't even know you're here right now! If we're lucky, we can get you to Asgore's castle and heading back home without even running into her!"

Suddenly, a loud thud rang out through the room.

"Huh? What was that?" Alphys asked, confused.

There was another loud thud, sounding like it was coming from just outside the northern wall.

"Oh no…" Alphys's pupils shrank with fear as the thuds kept growing louder and louder until, finally, whatever was hitting the wall broke through and somehow knocked out all the lights.

"Ooooh yes~" a low, but feminine, electronic voice echoed off the walls of the lab as the dust settled in the dark. "Welcome, beauties… to today's quiz show!"

A spotlight you didn't notice before suddenly turned on, revealing a strange metal box covered in flashing electronic lights standing in front of you. It had long metal arms, hands with white gloves on them, and a single wheel attached the bottom that it appeared to move around with. It resembled a kind of blockish computer console in a certain light… hold on, isn't that the random puzzle generator from ear-

"Oh yes, ladies and gentlemonsters! It's time for everyone's new favorite TV show, and I can already tell the debut is going to be spectacular!" the robot announced cheerily as multicolored lights began to flash around the room and upbeat music began to play. "Everyone, please give a big hand for our wonderful contestant!"

The robot, who you assumed was Mettaton, clapped its hands together as a stock-audience joined in from some hidden speakers.

"So, you've never played before have you, gorgeous?" The robot asked, though she didn't give you any time to answer. "No problem, it's simple! There's only one rule; answer correctly… you're fucked!"

You took a frightened step backwards as Mettaton gave you the most threatening-looking jerk-off motion you had ever seen in your life. You would have made a run for it, but a high-powered laser beam that shot the floor from one of her fingers dissuaded you from that idea.

"Alright, let's start with an easy one!" Mettaton spat out a piece of paper from a slot under her 'face' and began to read it. "What is the prize for getting these questions right?"

You paused for a moment before guessing that the prize was just more questions.

"Correct!" Mettaton's fake crowd cheered as confetti fell from the ceiling. "Wow, you are on such a roll! How do you do it, human?"

Well, you did have some practice with-

"Alright, next question!" Mettaton interrupted as she spat out the next card. "This one should be easy too, since it's a personal question. On average, how many sperm does that big dick of yours shoot out in a single orgasm!"

You balked at the question. It wasn't like you could actually feel how many passed through your dick at any given time, so how were you supposed to know?

"Oh, can't answer? Too bad!" Mettaton replied as another laser shot from her finger and hit your heart, stunning it for a moment.

"H-human!? Are you alright?" Alphys gasped behind Mettaton.

You nodded, but you did feel a little sore - not to mention, unreasonably aroused.

"Now, that's enough about you, let's talk about me!" Mettaton said before printing the next question. "What is the exact suction power of my special cum-sucking suction cup that I use to drain human balls dry whether they want to or not? I'll give you a hint; it's really high!"

You didn't even know what suction was measured in, let alone how much her sex/torture device could suck. Growing desperate, you looked towards Alphys who flashed you ten fingers followed by four. So, without anything better to go on, you simply said the number fourteen.

"That's correct! My special dick vacuum can suck fourteen airwatts! But, I'm sure you'll find that out first hand soon enough!" Mettaton cheered as the imaginary crowd went wild. "Time for the next question!"

Mettaton printed out another piece of paper, but this time she turned it towards you so you could get a better look at it. It turned out that there was a rather lewd picture of someone's pink pussy staring back at you.

"So, human, you've been through quite a lot of vaginas on your journey here in the Underground, haven't you? Well, let's see how well you can remember them all, shall we?" Mettaton asked mischievously. "Please, tell us, what beauty's beautiful is this?"

You blushed at the question. You really had no idea, and you couldn't help but feel unreasonably guilty for not knowing. You had some great time in some vaginas down here, so the least you could do was remember their names.

Unfortunately, while girls varied quite a lot down here, their pussies were usually a familiar shade of pink without much else to distinguish them. You were about to give up hope when you noticed Alphys was squinting and twirling a pencil around with her fingers, so you guessed that it was Doggo's.

"That is correct! I'd say that meant you had a heart, but you won't be having it for much longer!" Mettaton announced. "Alright, next question; would you, human, smooch a ghost?"

Confused, you glanced towards Alphys, but she was just glaring at Mettaton so you answered affirmatively.

"Amazing answer! I love it!" Mettaton cheered as you were doused with your biggest splash of confetti yet. "Now, for our next question; in the game, Mew Mew Kissie Cutie, if you take Kyu's romance route but you deviate from it at the last second, who is the one who takes Mew Mew's virginity?"

"Oh, oh, I know this one!" Alphys shouted before you could even look at her. "It's during chapter five, right after she leaves the cafe crying, she runs into this really nice dog girl who knocks the coffee out of her hands and, to make up for it, the dog girl buys some ice cream, but then it turned out that the ice cream was poisoned by the bad guys, and the only to save Mew Mew is to suck the milk out through her… uh…"

Alphys's little fandom wiki exposition dump comes to a stop when she realizes that both you and Mettaton were staring at her.

"Alphys, Alphys, Alphys…" Mettaton waved her finger disapprovingly at the lizard girl as she blushed bright red and tried her best to do an innocent whistle. Though, since she obviously can't whistle, it was more of an innocent raspberry. "Have you been helping our lovely contestant this whole time? You should have told me! Then I'll be sure to ask a question that I know you know the answer to~"

Alphy's eyes widened in fear behind her glasses as Mettaton spat out yet another card.

"Tell me, human; who does Dr. Alphys here have a secret crush on~" Mettaton asked in the most sultry tone she could muster with a synthesized voice.

You put your hand to your chin and gave it a good, long thing as Alphys looked on terrified. You didn't really know this monster girl all that well yet, but you could use some basic detective skills. Based on what little you knew about her (that she likes inventions, robots, and anime), there was really only one conclusion you could come to. She had a crush on Mettaton!

"Ooooh yes! Always a wonderful answer to that question!" Mettaton shouted as the crowd gave its biggest cheer yet and Alphys rolled her eyes. "Yes, my hulking metal frame, my immense mass, all sexy bonus features, and my amazing right angles! How could anyone possibly not have a crush on me?"

"Oh, please! I do not have a crush on you!" Alphys argued, raising her voice a little.

"Are you absolutely sure about that? I've seen the way you look at my circuit boards, and the look in your eyes when you polish my gears. How could that be anything other than pure love?" Mettaton asked.

"Okay, maybe your fuses are a bit… impressive… but that doesn't mean I have a crush on you!" Alphys insisted, crossing her arms.

"Oh, I get it; you have a crush on me, but you're too embarrassed to say it out loud. Such is the pain of forbidden love between a mother and her daughter~" Mettaton swooned. "But, that makes even more enticing, doesn't it?"

"Wait, I'm not your-" Alphys caught herself. "Oh, right. I guess I am."

"Don't worry, though, you can call me mommy instead if you'd like~" Mettaton snapped her fingers and the game show music suddenly stopped. "Unfortunately, though, I'm afraid I have to go. This game is just far too fair with Alphys helping you, and I'm afraid our viewers will get bored of we do this for too long. But don't worry, lovelies, because you haven't seen the last of me~" Mettaton flashed all her lights at once in what you assumed was the robot equivalent of a wink. "This was just the pilot episode, after all! Next time there will be even more romance, more drama, more… bodily fluids! Until next time~"

With that, Mettaton retracted her arms and replaced her wheel with a rocket booster, which she used to fly out through the ceiling, leaving chunks of lab and confetti falling in her wake.

"Well, uh… that was sure… something." Alphys let out a nervous laugh. "You're, uh, not hurt are you?"

You told her that, aside from some literal heartburn that seemed to already be wearing off, you were fine.

"Phew, that's good…" Alphys sighed with relief. "So, uh… do you… like anime?"

You shrugged your shoulders, ambivalent on the subject.

"O-oh…" There was a long pause as Alphys struggled to think of what comes next. "A-anyways, we, uh… make a pretty good team, don't we? That was a close call, but I'm sure with my help we'll have you at Asgore's castle in no time at all!"

You thanked her for the sentiment but added that you weren't going to get your hopes up again that day.

"W-well, either way, we'll need to keep in contact with each other while you're out there so I can guide you. Let me just…" Alphys reached into your pocket and pulled out your cell phone. "Oh my god! Look at this thing! It's practically a brick! How did you even survive with this thing?"

Well, the only person on your contact list was Papyrus, so you were able to get along pretty well without using it.

"Hold on for just a second." Alphys ran up a nearby escalator to the second floor got out what sounded like a massive tool box. For the next minute or so, you ears were assaulted with the sounds of hammering, drilling and welding, before the doctor finally came back down using the escalator behind you. "Here you are! You'll find your phone's IQ has gone up quite a few points since you last saw it!"

Alphys handed you phone and you saw that it was completely different than before. It was lighter, thinner, had a smooth touch screen, and it even had a keychain!

"Now it can play games, surf the web, text, listen to music, and even store items in an interdimensional box. Perfect if you're a box lover!" Alphys announced proudly as she gave you examined your (new?) phone. "I, uh, also took the liberty of signing you up for the Undergrounds number one social network, Hot Topics! Now we're officially friends! Eheheh… eheh… heh…"

There was another awkward pause as she tried to figure out what to say next. You tried to break it yourself this time, but Alphys seemed to panic the instant you opened your mouth.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom!" she shouted before dashing into the room she first came out of and locked the door behind her. You could tell from the shadow that she was still right there at the door, though, just waiting for you to leave; not to mention, you knew that monsters didn't really go to the bathroom, so she really wasn't fooling anyone.

But, you supposed since she didn't tell you to leave, that meant you had permission to start looking through all her stuff, right?

Using that thin logic as an excuse, you decided to get a better look at the 'lab' now that you can actually see everything. Near the TV from earlier, which was still broadcasting your journey, you found what appeared to be Alphy's desk. It was covered almost completely by trash and anime figurines, and an old desktop computer right at the center of it. On the left side of the desk sat an oddly flirtatious trash chan, on the right sat an oddly chaste fridge, both of which held cans of soda, packets of ramen, and cans of dog food for some reason. Lizards don't like dog food, do they? Or is it different if she's a lizard monster girl?

Pushing that incredibly pointless thought from your mind, you decide to 'borrow' some ramen take the escalator upstairs to see what the scientist had hidden there. Turns out, it was just her bedroom, but there was also a work desk littered with tools and a blueprint for a machine that could turn spaghetti into earphones. You weren't quite sure how that would work, but you would love to see someone try.

To one side of the desk, there sat a long line of bookshelves that seemed to be all labeled 'human history' completely in spite of the fact that the books held therein didn't seem to be the least bit historical. Among her collection, she had DVDs about robots making out, a comic book about a girl going to an all boys school, books about magical girls fighting demons, and books about school girls teaming up to fight darkness with the power of friendship. None of it struck you as particularly accurate.

On the other side of the workbench appeared to be a perfectly generic object but, after touching it and nearly getting crushed as it unfolded, you realized that was just Alphys's bed in storage mode.

You quickly dusted yourself off when you noticed two rather unusual things by her bedside. One was a signed Mettaton poster, which you supposed kind of made sense since she made the robot, but you still felt a little hurt that she'd keep it up even after the robot went rape crazy. The other, even stranger thing was a stack of letters you noticed hidden under the perfectly generic bed. Looking through them, you saw that they were all from Monsters you recognized, including one from Rana of all people. They were all unopened and gathering dirt.

You were tempted to peak inside but your better angels got the better of you this time, so you put them back where you found them and left out the back of the building, allowing Alphys to leave her 'bathroom' or whatever chamber that was.

No sooner than you took a few steps out the door, however, did you feel your new phone start to buzz. Turning on the screen, you saw that Alphys had updated her status on Hot Topics.

"Just realized I missed Undyne's big fight with the human," the message read. "Well, that's what recordings are for, I suppose, but nothing can beat watching her fight live :D".

Wait, she had recordings of you? That… was definitely something you'd have to ask her about later.

"Anyways, I better go call the human so I can help guide them through Hotland." You waited for a moment but no call came. "I'll just clean up a few things first, I guess. They'll be fine on their own for a minute, right?"

Shrugging, you decided that you might as well use your nigh immortality to your advantage and try to scout ahead. As you headed deeper into Hotland, you noticed the barren landscape around you slowly transform into a more industrial one. There were random pipes everywhere, vents spewing steam, and you could see what looked like factories in the distance. And, for some reason, much of the path going forward wasn't just a gravel path, or even a paved road - it was actually conveyor belts, of all things. You supposed they were convenient and helped make it so you wouldn't sweat too much walking around, but they were also moving kind of fast.

Nervous, you carefully placed your right foot onto the end of the forward conveyor belt like you were dipping your toe into a hot tub, only for you realize what a terrible idea that was a second later. The speed and power of the conveyor belt instantly pulled your leg forward and sent you tumbling and spinning, completely helpless and unable to stop yourself.

"Alright, cleaning's done!" Alphys announced in a status update you'd read later. "I'll be calling the human any minute now! This is super exciting!"

Eventually, you came to a stop when the conveyor belt dumped you off on the other end, lying there in the warm rocks with your soul beating above you as you made sure that you were alright. After a quick examination, you realized that you had broken you abdominal suplex, but that's not a real bone so you should be fine to keep going.

"Oh wow, a human!" you heard a voice behind you suddenly say. "I heard that there was one around here, but I thought that was just another monster being stalked by an usually-shaped seagull."

Turning around, you looked up and saw a woman with soft brown skin standing over you. She had short red hair what seemed to refuse to stay still, dark blue eyes, a grass hula skirt, and a lei that rested on top of her massive, naked breasts. They were each so big that, even compared to Undyne's hidden tits, they were like mountains.

You hastily began to concoct a cover story about how you were actually just an actor who was going to portray that monster she just mentioned for a TV movie, and that you had this flying turtle shaped like a seagull shaped like a heart to help you get into character, but the Hawaiin-looking woman didn't seem to believe you in the slightest.

"No, you're definitely a human!" The tanned woman jumped up and down in glee. "I saw you on Mettaton's show right now! Oooh, you were so brave answering her questions like that!"

Oh, so she really was broadcasting that. That was going to make things difficult for you from now on, but at least you didn't have to bother pretending anymore. Athough, if Mettaton ever did manage to actually rape you, the broadcast would make things even more awkward than they usually were in those scenarios.

"Oh my goodness, I can't believe I'm actually meeting a TV-star right now!" the monster girl cheered, surprisingly not attacking you. "My name is Vulkin! Could I get your autograph?"

Uh, sure? You didn't see why not.

"Aaaah, thank you so much!" Vulkin squeed, hearts in her eyes. She then took out notepad from her own interdimensional box and held it steady for you to sign. You took out a pen that you totally didn't steal from Alphys's lab and moved to sign, but the instant before you pressed the pen down the notepad went up in a puff of smoke and ash.

"Shoot! That always happens!" Vulkin said with a little whine as you wondered how her clothes didn't meet the same fate. "Well, maybe I can just get a hug from you instead?"

You instantly jumped backwards and kindly requested that she cool herself off first, if possible.

"Huh? Oh, right, I forgot that not everyone likes things as toasty as I do. That's how I got banned from Snowdin's ice sculpture contests after I accidentally melted a statue of Ice Cap hugging that bear woman," Vulkin said sullenly. "But it's not my fault the arctic ice cap melted! They were just so huggable, I couldn't resist myself!"

You assured the fiery redhead that you believed her, but you preferred it if she resisted long enough to cool herself off before hugging you if she could.

"Alright, just give me a second." Vulkin closed her eyes and began to grunt loudly, clearly focusing as hard as she could. A few moments later and you could see steam start to pour from her body, which was swiftly blown away by the wind. "There I think that's most of it! Do you think I'm safe to touch now?"

You cautiously moved your hand towards her tits and touched one of them for just a moment. While the breast did bounce a little at the prod, it thankfully didn't burn your hand. It was very warm to the touch, though; even more so than usual for breasts. Curious, you placed your hands back on them and felt around the orbs, enjoying the warm, pleasant sensation.

"Heheh, I think you're safe now~" Vulkin giggled over the sound of her breasts bouncing.

You flushed red hot yourself for a moment and quickly retreated your hands and apologized.

"Don't worry, I quite liked it!" Vulkin smiled and extended her arms. "But you do still owe me that hug~"

You carefully wrapped your arms around the volcano girl's body and pulled close to you, squishing both her breasts and her lei between your bodies in the process. Her skin was smooth and comforting, almost like freshly dried bed sheets but alive and sweating. You'd only ever felt someone this hot when they had a fever, but this somehow felt more natural than that. You could tell by her smell she used activated charcoal in her soap too, and the fragrance helped calm what remaining fears you had of her setting you on fire.

"Aaah… thank you! That was so nice!" Vulkin cooed as she snuggled your body. "You know, they say the camera adds ten pounds of cuteness, but I think it left a few off of you~"

Looking up at her face from between her breasts, you thanked her for the compliment.

"You're welcome, cutie!" she replied, ruffling your hair. "Say, Mettaton didn't actually hurt you in that fight, did she? If so, I can spare some healing magma if you want!"

You very swiftly reminded her of your flammability.

"Oh, right, right, sorry!" Vulkin swiftly apologized. "I still want to do something nice for you, though! So your stay here in Hotland gets off on the right foot, you know? For example, I can give you another, really special kind of hug if you want! What do you say?"

You glance at your phone and catch sight of Alphys's latest status update.

"Aaaaany minute now. Just need to mentally prepare myself just a few moments longer."

You looked back at Vulkin and told her that you didn't have anywhere you needed to be, so you might as well spend some time with her.

"Yaaaaay!" She cheered, wrapping her arms around you and jumping up and down. "You won't regret this, I promise!"

Vulkin then took you by the hand and led you over to a nearby comfortable rock that was shielded from both onlookers and Hotland's howling wind. There, she laid you down gently onto the rock, removed your pants, and placed your dick into the valley of her mountainous tits. The feeling was very strange, but you couldn't help but imagine that it was not too dissimilar to what a hot dog felt when it was placed between two toasted buns.

"There? Isn't that nice?" Vulkin asked as she rolled her breasts back and forth around your cock. "So nice and warm and safe. Like snuggling up at home in front of a warm fire, but even better!"

You gasped and had to admit that she felt incredible. Her breasts were so hot that it was almost like you were already inside someone's pussy, only her skin was soft and squishy as opposed to the strong, bumpy muscles of an actual snatch. What's more, simply the sight of her titanic breasts wrapped around your shaft was enough to send your lust into overdrive, making your dick inside her fault line hard within moments.

"Why thank you~" Vulkin replied with a smile. "But your special hug has only just gotten started!"

Vulkin then opened her mouth and let her drool drip down onto her chest and flow down in between her tits. You instinctively expected her saliva to feel cool, but in reality it was even warmer than her body was. You couldn't help but groan in soft pleasure as you felt the hot liquid start to coat your shaft, getting it ready for what was inevitably going to come next.

As sure as the planet's core was hot, Vulkin began to thrust her breasts up and down on your dick. Her makeshift love tunnel felt absolutely amazing, her soft flesh caressing your shaft at almost every angle. Sometimes she squeezed her breasts tightly together, letting your dick press hard against her smooth skin and causing it to pulse while it pushed its way between her ttis. Other times, she decided to let her grip be loose, allowing your dick to breathe for a few moments while at the same time never letting up on the teasing entirely.

Every time she thrust her breasts downwards, you also felt jugs of fat collide with your thighs and bounce off them, each sending a shiver up your spine as the sensation played with your most basic instincts. You knew consciously, of course, that you were just feeling the results of her incredible titjob but, to your body, it felt like you were dick-deep inside of a cute girl with thick ass cheeks who was riding you cowgirl right then and there. This kicked up your breeding instincts even more, and caused your precum to leak out and join her spit in lubricating her breasts.

Part of you wanted to ask Vulkin to lay off the heat, so to speak, but you simply couldn't make yourself do it. Not only did she simply feel too good, but the bright smile let you know that she was having a mountain of a good time, and you simply couldn't interrupt that.

So you let her go even faster, the wet noises of her breasts just barely audible over the sound of distant vents and machinery. You could see the smile on her face grow even wider as she felt your cock twitch and shake in the confines of her bust, silently begging her to go even faster to help push it over the edge.

"Wow, this little guy is even cuter than I imagined it would~" Vulkin parted her breasts a little and craned her neck downwards, kissing the tip of your cock before resuming her enthusiastic titfuck. "It sure loves to kept nice and cozy! That must be why you wear those heavy clothes of yours! Well, don't worry, if your penis ever feels scared, it can come running back to me any time! I promise to keep it niiice and safe~"

You could see Vulkin's teats poke out from between her fingers as she gave her breasts an extra powerful squeeze. This proved to be all that you needed to send you over the edge. Your balls gave a powerful squeeze before they unloaded their contents onto the area between Vulkin's breasts. Your dick blew its top harder than a volcano, sending spurts of jizz all the way up to her neck and even her cheek, covering her dark skin with long drops of your white goo.

"There we go! Let it all out!" Vulkin squeezed her breasts a few more times to encourage you to shoot every last drop of your seed. "There, don't you feel better now?"

You nodded your head as you watched your cum drip down onto her lei and flow down between the bottom of her breasts to pool at your goin, but you also added that you were exhausted too.

"Oh, that's such a shame… and here I was hoping we could do more too," implying exactly what you thought she was implying.

Not wanting to disappoint her (or miss the chance to be with a five-alarm fire girl like Vulkin) you start to look through your pockets for any source of food. Unfortunately for you, you had long lost most of the food you were carrying during your various shenanigans, which meant that you only had that ramen that you 'borrowed' from Alphy's house, and you didn't have anything to boil it with.

"I guess I better clean myself up then," Vulkin said as she leaned down and delicately licked your semen off her chest and your groin, shending little shock of pleasure to your brain as you became entranced by the incredibly erotic sight.

Fuck it, it was better dry anyways.

Shoving the ramen into your mouth, you took as big of a bite as you could and crunched it all down your throat, throwing in the content of the flavor packet afterwards.

"Oh my! It looks like I spoke too soon!" Vulkin said as she watched your cock come back to life. "Well then, shall we welcome your little friend to their new home?"

You nodded and carefully laid Vulkin onto her back, her beautiful red hair acting as her pillow as she rested on top of the rock. She smiled trustingly as you gripped her breasts, squeezed them tightly, and adjusted your position so that your long cock lied directly between her thighs. The skin of her legs was so soft and warm that you were tempted just to fuck her soft volcanic cone right then and there, but you resisted. After all, you were mere inches from your real goal, after all; so close that the heat radiating off it nearly made you cum right then and there, you weren't going to be erupting early today!

Holding onto Vulkin gently, you pulled yourself backwards, aimed your cock downwards, and thrust back forward. You knew instantly that you had hit her molten core right as your dip slipped inside her. Your long thermometer was pushed to its very limits of heat tolerance, as her wet folds practically steamed your dick as they wrapped around you. But the heat felt good too and drove you to keep moving on an almost instinctual level. After taking just a moment to get used to the feeling inside her, you began to thrust.

"Yes! There we go! Good job!" Vulkin encouraged you as you moved, growing wetter by the second. "I always love it… when I get to make love… to people like this! It's one of the only things… that makes me feel warmer than fire~"

You smiled and said that you were more than happy to make her feel good as you thrust yourself even harder into her depths. Her massive breasts bounced with every single thrust you gave, but you held firm with your squeezing so they couldn't escape your hands no matter how hard they tried. But, as hard as you were squeezing her breasts, that paled in comparison to how tightly her hole gripped around your cock. Even though Vulkin was much larger than you, you fitted so snuggly inside her that if it wasn't for her copious lubrication, you doubted you'd be able to move at all. Part of you wouldn't have minded spending the rest of your life with your dick stuck inside her, though, her body was so soft and welcoming.

"Here, let me help you~" You felt Vulkin's legs raise up behind you and wrap around your waist, pulling you into her body whenever you thrust forward and relaxing whenever you pulled back. "There, isn't it better when we work together like this?"

You admitted that it did give you warm, fuzzy feelings.

"Perfect!" Vulkin's legs thrust you into her even harder, pressing your rear like a panini to get you to fuck her even harder. "Let me know if you can't take the heat, okay? I'd hate to make you burn out to early!"

You assured her that you weren't backing off the beautiful flambabe anytime soon. You weren't going to play hot and cold with her either; things were going to be all hot from here on out.

"Aaaah!" Vulkin let out a pleasurable gasp as you gave her a particularly powerful thrust, your groin slapping right up against her little peak and sending a shiver up her spine. "That's good to hear! I've actually had a lot of lovers… who 'erupted' before I could."

Feeling her walls part to make room for you thick spear, you promised her that she wouldn't have to worry about that with you. You were going to free her hot spring if you had to literally catch on fire to do it.

"That's… a bit much… but your dedication warms my heart!" Vulkin's body began to writhe as you worked it into a frenzy. You caressed her curves, kissed her lips, and slammed your body into hers until she was panting like a bitch in heat - which you supposed was at least half accurate.

As your thrusts grew more frantic, you reached behind the beautiful volcano girl and moved your hands down towards her crak-atoa. There, you gripped her soft asscheeks and rammed her onto your shaft like she was a toy. Or, at least you tried too. She was far too big and heavy for that, but her ass still offered excellent leverage for you to piston inside her even faster than before.

"Yes, yes! Right there! Ooooh, that's my sill!" Vulkin's breath grew even more wild as you hit her sensitive sweet spots. "Oh my word! You're going to make me cum… like a geyser at this rate!"

You were getting close too, but you didn't want to douse your fire just yet. She was one of the nicest people you'd met so far, after all, so you wanted to make sure you left her with a fond memory she'd never forget. So, you brought your face down toward her right breast, latched your mouth onto her nipple, and sucked as hard as you could.

This seemed to finally push the girl past her boiling point, causing Vulkin to arc her back and let out an explosive scream as her insides became so hot you could have sworn they were steaming. You started cumming around the mountain when she came as well, erupting like a geyser deep inside her. This sent your sperm out of the frying pan of your churning balls and directly into the fire of her waiting womb.

"Aaaah! Yes, there we go! So this is what it's like… to have sex with a human! Oooh, it feels kind of cold but… still so good!" Vulkin gasped and writhed for a few more moments before finally coming to a stop, her hair turning from red to black as her orgasm fizzled out. "Wow, you really let out a lot of your white lava inside me, didn't you? I can feel it all packed in there!"

You wanted to point out that it was more like white magma because it hadn't reached the open air yet, but you didn't want to ruin the moment. Instead, you thanked Vulkin for giving you such a good time and pulled her into another hug, letting her cozy body fill yours with determination… and heat.

"Hehe, you're welcome, my adorable little hotcoal!" Vulkin hugged back approvingly. "Now, the next time you're on Mettaton's show, be sure to stay safe, okay? I know it's all just for entertainment and everything, but I sure would hate it if you somehow got hurt!"

You pointed out that hurting you seemed to be the entire point of Mettaton's show.

"Oh… well then, just don't get hurt too badly~" she said before snuggling your face.

As you felt Vulkin's warm embrace one last time, you felt your hope start to rise again despite the cruel and repeated slaps to the face by the cruel fish of fate earlier. So far, you'd been in Hotland for quite a while, and you haven't even died once! In fact, you had quite a few friends so far! Maybe… your luck really was turning around after all.

Suddenly, you hear another buzz from your phone and see that Alphys had updated her status once again.

"LMFAO, I tried to destress by watching some of my shows and got distracted. I haven't been gone that long though, right? The human is probably fine."

Curse your overly-optimistic soul!

No Mercy

When you reached the bridge again, you didn't waste any time, You turned the monster kid around, slapped her rear so hard she went flying to the other side of the chasm with a loud "Aaaaaaah!" and then turned around to face Undyne.

The fish woman didn't waste time either, springing her trap and thrusting her spear towards your soul without so much as a scolding or dramatic speech. You, in turn, grabbed hold of her thrusting arm and punched into her chest so hard that her armor, and everything on the other side, broke.

"You… bastard…" Undyne coughed as she began her transformation into the black-suited beast you fought before. "I… won't let you get away with this! I won't stop until you're beaten, and everyone's safe. I won't… hey! Where are you going!?"

This time, you decided to take advantage of Undyne's overly long monologue and sprinted across the bridge, making it to the other side within a few moments. The monster kid was nowhere to be seen, but that didn't really matter to you at the moment. Her time would come eventually. It was a good thing this wasn't a video game or something, or else you might have been locked into a fight with Undyne just then.

"Get back here, you little coward!" Undyne, now fully transformed, shouted as she gave chase after you. "I'm not done making noodles with your guts yet!"

Undyne was surprisingly fast for someone who had a massive hole in her chest just a moment ago, but you could more than easily outpace her using the power of the EXP you'd accumulated during your time here. Instead of running all the way to the next area, which you knew was Hotland thanks to the bright flashing neon sign you passed on the way there, you made sure to keep just outside of the fish woman's reach. She still chucked the occasional spear at you, of course, but they were easier to dodge when you were already moving.

"Hold still!" Undyne growled as she grew more and more frustrated. "I won't let you hurt anyone else! I can't! I have to stop you here!"

As the stone of the cave around you changed from black to red and the temperature began to rise, you could hear Undyne slowing down behind you. She was panting heavily and she was sweating so much that you could practically taste the sweet, salty flavor. You made sure to slow down a little as she did too, making sure that you gave her enough hope to keep going for as long as possible.

Eventually, she came to a complete stop at a bridge that ran over a flowing river of magma down bellow. She tried to take another step, but her feet seemingly refused to do what she , she simply fell forward onto her pretty blue face.

"So… thirsty… so… hot…" Undyne panted, unable to move even a single inch. "I need… water!"

You smiled as you stared down at the floundering flounder and thought about what you could do with her. You could probably kill her right then, but where was the fun in that? Well, actually, there would probably be a lot of fun in that, but there would be even more fun if you had her as a humiliated new slave. And, wouldn't you know it, there was a convenient water cooler sitting on the rocky platform you stopped at right next to you. Perfect.

You walked over to the water cooler, got a cup of water, and sat down in front of Undyne.

"What… what are you doing?" Undyne stared up at you with angry, impotent eyes. "Are you going to stand there and drink this… just to taunt me?"

You laughed and assured her that you would never be that cruel. No, you were here to make a deal with her.

"A deal!?" Undyne grit her sharp teeth at you. "Why the hell would I ever make a deal with you?"

Well, maybe if she bothered to listen to what you had to say, she'd find out.

The deal you were proposing was a simple trade. An item for an item. This cup of water that sat in your hand… for her soul.

"You seriously expect me to sell my soul… for a cup of water?!" Undyne, despite her dehydrated state, spate at you. "Go to hell."

You shrugged and said that, if that was how she felt, then you supposed then there was nothing you could do. You then casually turned the cup of water upside down and casually poured it out onto the red ground in front of you.

"No!" Undyne shouted as she managed to leap forward a little, trying desperately to catch droplets with her long tongue. When that failed she resorted to trying to suck the water out of the wooden planks of the bridge it landed on, but by then most of it had already dried up.

You let out an exaggerated groan of sympathy and asked her if she actually wanted to take the deal after all.

"S-shut up, you smiling bitch!" Undyne growled as you went and got another cup of water.

Still grinning, you asked Undyne if that was any way to talk to someone offering her such a generous deal. She might have turned you down the first time but, if she really regretted spurning you, you were more than willing to let that be magma under the bridge and start over.

"I told you… I'm not selling my soul!" the bitchfish barked at you.

You shrugged and said that was fine before pouring the water right into the river of magma, the steam coming up from below and condensing on her already sweaty forehead.

"Why… are you doing this!? Don't you have any decency? Any… love!?" Undyne asked, exasperated, as you went to get yet another cup of water.

You simply told Undyne that you had plenty of LOVE. More LOVE than anyone else in the world, in fact. And you wanted to keep sharing that LOVE far and wide, and that Undyne could still be a part of it if she wanted to. After all, it wasn't like she had much choice - she had already failed to save the other monsters. Her only choices now were to join you and be happy, or die a pointless death and be forgotten for ever.

"That's not true… I… I haven't failed…" You thought you saw Undyne sweating even more than before, but then you noticed that wasn't water you were seeing glistening on her. She was starting to melt like a snowball in hell. How amusing.

You pour another cup of water onto the ground and tell her that all the hopes and dreams she was trying to protect were already nothing more than steam in the wind. But she didn't have to be. You were powerful. You were unstoppable. You were eternal. And she could be a part of you for the low, low price of her useless soul. You promised that you were going to take good care of it.

"Aaah… aaaah…" Undyne was growing weaker by the second and couldn't even hold herself up by her hands, she was feeling so hot. You could tell that she knew just was well as you that, if she didn't take your cup of water, that was it. "Aaaah… aaaah!"

Her voice was weak, so you knelt down in front of her and placed your free hand next to your ear to listen. You told her that you didn't hear what she said. Was it another "Fuck you?" or was it "Please give me the water, Master?" And she better speak up and clarify quickly, because your cup holding hand was already feeling a little wobbly.

"P-p… p-please…" Undyne managed to croak out, her eyes looking downwards towards the magma below her.

You leaned down towards her even more and told her to keep going. She was so close to being saved!

"P-please…" Suddenly, Undyne's eyes snapped upwards and she wrapped her melting arms around your body, pinning you close to her as she used all of her strength to keep you still. "Go to hell!"

All Undyne had to do then was fall to the side off the bridge, plummeting both you and her towards the fiery pit below. You screamed and shouted at the cheating whore about how what she did wasn't fair or in the deal, and how you would make her pay the next time you met, but Undyne smiled her melting smile the whole way down. You both felt yourselves catching fire before you even reached the molten rock, but even then she just kept smiling that stupid grin of hers. Those bright white teeth were the last thing you saw before you both disintegrated, mocking you right until the very end.

Save Loaded

But it wasn't the end, of course. Not by a long shot.

Within less than a moment after you died, you were surrounded by your slaves once more just before the bridge area. A few of them saw the angry look on your face and tried to ak what was wrong, but they swiftly silenced themselves once they saw just how steaming you really were.

No, perhaps steaming wasn't the right word. You were incensed. Disappointed. Denied what was rightfully yours. But upset? No, definitely not. Like you would ever get upset over someone as worthless as that pathetic, moralistic knight.

And anyone who said otherwise was going to end up just like how she was about to.

"Uh… excuse me, Master, but… can… can I help you with something?" Attention Whore eventually said, the first of your slaves to break the silence. "I feel like we've been here a very long time, and you haven't insulted us or ordered us to do anything… would you like to rape one of us maybe? That usually makes you feel better, right?"

"Yeah, Master always feels good after fucking some slut so hard that she can't think!" Dumbelle agreed. "I can try and forget that you own me so you ravish me like a fresh whore, if you want!"

You told her that, as interesting as that sounded, you weren't in the mood for that. Instead of feeling horny, like you usually did, you were feeling… generous~.

"Generous?" School Slut asked curiously. "What do you mean by that?"

You meant that instead of raping the next two girls, who you knew were right up ahead, you were going to give that honor to your slaves this time.

"Wow, really!?" Poison asked excitedly, jumping up and down on her tiny feet. "Wow, Master! I had no idea you could be so kind!"

"Of course they are! Master can be whatever they want to be, after all!" Mini Cherry said. "Don't worry, Master, we'll promise not to let this gift wiggle through our fingers~"

"Dropout wil rap gud, Mastr!" the girl formerly known as Temmie said as she channeled her inner dog half and literally vibrated with lust to regain her lost energy. "Dropout wil gut drup on dem, u c!"

Smiling, you pointed your slaves in the direction of the bridge and told them to be sure to check all the bushes - and then after that, feel free to snack on any 'bush' that they find.

"Yes sir, Master!" Velvet said with a salute. "Alright everyone, charge! For cock and country!"

The group of horny, mostly naked women charged somewhat haphazardly through the cave towards the bridge, practically tripping over themselves and each other for the chance to rape someone in your name. You followed closely behind, ready to pounce on your prey at a moments notice, but you didn't tell your slaves that. As far as they knew, you were just coming along to watch them have fun.

"Wh-what the heck!?" The monster kid gasped on the bridge the moment she saw them run into the area. "F-forget this! I'm getting out of here!"

"She's trying to run!" Cum Rag shouted. "Stop her! That girl needs a thorough cum bath!"

None of your slaves made it onto the bridge, though, as Undyne jumped out of her hiding spot and shattered the near end of the wooden crossing in one swift blow.

"What the- hey! It's very rude to interrupt a gang rape like that, you know!" School Slut scolded. "Someone really should have taught you some better manners!"

"Girls, what are you doing!? It's me, Undyne! Your Neighbor!?" Undyne shouted from within her helmet, but your loyal slaves didn't seem to be listening.

"Well, right now, you're in our way, so you're going to have to join us!" Poison announced before running forward and trying her damdest to rape Undyne's leg. "En… aaah! En guard!"

"Get off of me you little…" Udyne kicked the rat girl off her leg and knocked away both Dropout and Cum Rag as they tried to grope her. "Fine, if you won't listen to reason, then I'll have to make you come to your senses! And there's only one way I'm going to do that…"

Undyne looked towards you and you gave an exaggerated 'what, me?' expression that a snarky child would give in a trailer for a movie about learning good behaviour. She charged straight towards you with a spear outstretched in front of her, but your slaves quickly piled on top of her like a ton of tuna, slowing her down to a crawl.

"Grrr… get over here you!" Undyne growled at you as she struggled under the weight of her former friends. "Just within… throwing range… I.. I wanna give you… a little gift, that's all!"

"We have gifts for you too, you know~" Mini Cherry said as she slipped one of her gooey hands underneath Undyne's armor and began to massage her tits. "Just hold still and we'll give it to you~"

"Yeah, we promise we won't be too gentle~" Dumbelle said as she reached down to try and massage Undyne's clit.

"Rrrgh… raaagh!" In a burst of strength that was only slightly unexpected, Undyne surged forward to try and stab you, tossing aside most of your slaves in the process, but you expertly sidestepped out of the way.

Your girls were back on top of her within moments, tearing away her armor and exposing her naked body for you to see. You had to say, for such a little minnow she had quite the form on her, and it was very pleasing to look at. You still didn't feel that bad when you smacked her once for trying to kill you, but you'd definitely save that image in your mental hard drive for some time to come.

"Ghhhh… you expect me to bow down and roll over, and become one of your submissive sluts… with just that little love tap!?" Undyne snarled as she transformed into her Undying form, the spikes on her new armor keeping your slaves partly at bay from touching her.

They still tried though, bless their worthless little hearts. Poison tried to sneak into Undyne's pants to attack her clit, only to be tossed away, School Slut tried to attack from above only to be spun around and tossed into Dumbelle and Mini Cherry, and Cum Rag, Attention Whore, and Hack all got to find out what the blunt side of a spear feels like when it slams against your face. You could have tried attacking during all of this, of course, but you kept your distance for now. Being reckless bit you in the rear before, so now you were going to see how playing it safe would go instead.

"You! Let them go, you psychopath!" Undyne growled as she turned her attention back towards you, chucking a spear at you so hard that it embedded itself into the stone wall of the cave and caused it to crack.

You simply smiled and told her that you weren't holding onto anything at the moment. You'd be more than willing to hold her if she just fixed that little attitude problem of hers.

"Like hell I will!" Undyne threw a punch at you this time and once again missed, creating another massive dent in a stone wall before her fist finally came to a stop. "Just give me back my friends! Leave us all alone! What did any of us ever do to you!?"

… The Bitch attacked you. You're only returning the favor! Well, most of them hadn't done anything to you yet… but you were planning on making them all do lots for you by the time you were done with this little hole in the ground.

This of course, caused Undyne to become even angrier and attack you even harder but, with the help of your slaves acting as a distraction, you were able to dodge her blows every time. All she could hit was either the air or the stone walls of the cave, and despite all her bravado and rage, you knew she was getting tired. You saw it happen once before, and you knew that you'd see it happen once again - and this time, you wouldn't let her get a second current.

As the minutes dragged on, you noticed her growing slower and slower, and your slaves were actually starting to get hits in as well. They licked at her exposed skin, kissed her cheeks and mouth, and massaged her body through her armor until she was sweating just as much from arousal as she was from her own overheating and exhaustion. You were starting to think that you were going to have to kill her, but it was starting to look like maybe you'd be able to capture this pokey-bitch after all.

And that was when you noticed the first rock fall from the ceiling.

It was small, sure, but it was quickly followed by another rock, and then another rock, and soon whole boulders were falling down from the ceiling. All of Undyne's powerful misses had damaged the cave walls so much that the whole area of the cave was collapsing down around the two of you. You swiftly tried to make an escape across the bridge, only for you to remember that said bridge was destroyed a few paragraphs ago. You then tried to escape back down the tunnel you came from, but a heck of a lot of stone and a hell of a lot of Undyne was waiting there to block your path.

"Gotcha," Undyne said as she picked you up off the ground. "Not the way I pictured going out… but if it's to take you out… I'd say it's worth it!"

You tried to get in one last punch on the fish woman, but another boulder swiftly beat you to the punch before beating you into a fine past, sealing this half of the cavern and dooming you and your harem to a very cramped grave.

Save Loaded

Not that you'd ever actually spend eternity with Undyne, though. You'd will your dead body back to life just long enough to throw your body off a cliff before you let that happen.

But despite your very best efforts, and the use of your slaves, you still weren't any closer to beating Undyne than you were before. Though you still weren't mad about that, of course. You were just crushing rocks while your slaves stared in terrified confusion to help you think.

And what you were thinking about at the moment was simply the facts of the situation. You'd tried beating Undyne by yourself three times, and failed every time. You brought your slaves with you to fight her, and you still failed, and you had a feeling that they weren't about to get any more helpful anytime soon. But Undyne had to have some kind of weakness, an Ahab's pegleg, as it were. But what could it be? What could you finally use to debone this annoying little tunafish?

Wait a moment. Debone? That might just do the trick...