Josie Schmidt finds herself far, far away from Salem, Oregon, Monster High, and friends and family. How did she end up in rural England?

The night was cold and dark, not a single star shone in the sky. It was a new moon and unfortunately the street lights had stopped working again. The only light on the street came from a glowing teen who was watching a freak show reject.

This is my thirty seventh episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Courage The Cowardly Dog Vs. Salad Fingers. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!