Hi all Heartbreakerninja here,
Sorry for the long wait but here is the 3rd chapter. It is very short I know. This is just a funny little insert before we return to the shenanigans in France. Let me know what you think!
By the time Sam and Bucky were both back state side, Fury had found out about their little "vacation" and was not at all happy. No mission had been authorized that required Avenger involvement. Clint wasn't happy because somehow, it was his fault that everyone on the team knew about what was happening in Paris. It didn't matter that Tony, being the sneaky and paranoid guy that he was, had an active digital spyware run by F.R.I.D.A.Y, to keep an eye on his teammates when they were on missions without him, in SHIELD's computer system.
It would have been sweet if it wasn't for the fact that it drove both Fury and the SHIELD IT department around the bend every time they found it. To be fair though Tony wasn't hiding it. Because driving IT and Fury crazy was a much better use of his time. At this point Fury was ready to wash his hands of all of them. Unfortunately, that wasn't an option. Earth needed her "mightiest hero's"... Even when they were acting like a bunch of boneheaded children most of the time.
Coulson just smiled serenely whenever Fury used him as a sounding board (see ranting and pacing in the mans office). They were not his problem…yet. He was waiting for Fury to make him their handler instead of himself. May gave it another month. Hill gave Fury until the next "vacation". Coulson gave it until Tony got involved. Natasha just rolled her eyes and gave Clint a dark look whenever he even looked to be thinking of starting an office pool.
That hadn't stopped him from starting an office pool on who exactly Their new French based friends were. So far, the highest bids were for aliens followed closely by mutants. Magic of some kind wasn't too far behind either. One rookie had even put in the pool that it was some kind of mystical cult. No one wanted to touch that idea with a ten-foot pole. Too much paperwork would be involved. So much work in doing a cover-up would be involved. Better not to jinx it.
Coulson had 100 bucks on it being a past superhero that they just hadn't had information on and this was the next generation. During his down time, he was scouring every available comic book he could get his hands on, either hard copy or digital, to see if someone matched, even vaguely, to the three confirmed vigilantes. So far, no leads but he was not giving up. May said she refused to get involved in the nonsense but had slipped two 100 bills to Clint to put on Mythical items and another 200 on mystical cult. Too bad for the rookie.
During all this, Peter and May won a trip to Paris due to Peter figuring out how many jellybeans were in a giant jar at the mall. No one had warned Peter about what was going down with SHIELD and the Avengers. No one told Peter what was going on in France
Moreover, Peter forgot to tell the Avengers exactly where he was going for his sudden vacation. That is until Peter sent the Avengers a picture of himself and May in front of the Eiffel Tower 3 days into his week-long vacation.
Yep leave it to Peter to be absolutely clueless about what is going on. lol
See ya in the next chapter!
~ heartbreakerninja