I'm back, and I finished.

We are off to the next canon event after this, and I have to go back to watch RWBY again to refamiliarize myself with it.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You're supposed to be less busy over the summer. What the fuck?


"Cats... or dogs?" Weiss asked.

After Yang had knocked herself out, a sleepy Ruby got everyone to agree to call it a night. As tempting as it was to leave the cleanup for Yang in the morning, Weiss couldn't stand waking up to a dirty dorm. She recruited Wynion and Pyrrha for the task, and somehow, after discovering how difficult it was to clean with the former drunk and the latter wasted, they ended up in Wynion's dorm room.

"Hm? Uh... da-the wooooofy- Dogs." Pyrrha answered lazily.

"Same... They're so adorable."

"Cats." The girls turned towards Wynion in surprise.

"Huh? Really? B-ut aren't you a-"

"Cats are... better!" Wynion defended.

Weiss narrowed her gaze, "Weelll... prooove it!"

Wynion held up a finger, "Dogs," he paused, "love you... n-no matter what, because they need you to... to-to live! They're hopeless without the- uh clare of another person... unless they um... learn t-the hard way to live."

"And… that somehow, makes cats better?"

"I... I used to hang around a... neighborhood. T-the catz... would only bother you- you had something or they... uh, thought they could- get some-ting out of you."

"You're... j-jusssd- hehehe..." Pyrrha giggled at her slurring, "Makin'... theee argu-ment for doggs strongerrr…"

"One night... I w-as- tired and... wanted to take a rest. So... I sat down on- the bench, and a... cat decided to join me. It- uh... hopped on my lap, thinkin'... I could feed-"

"Uh… No real offence, really. But could you... just not tell us your- sad cat story?" Weiss interrupted him.

Wynion shook his head, "It... isn't- sad!"

"Whatever."

"W-what haappened negxd?" Pyrrha asked.

"Nothing... It just- left after I... uh, didn't feed id. I think it was diseal- dis... dise- sick. It didn't look well."

"..."

"Why do you all make... that face?"

"Wyynion, I'd- thoughds you'd saays... it wasn't depressssing!" Pyrrha groaned.

"S-ick cats are sad t-o some, but how is it depressing?"

"How, is it not sad?" Weiss asked in confusion.

"B-because... the- cat was in... my lap?"

"Maybe... explaining the uh- context would help?"

"I did!"

"You said that- that cats only approach people if... they can take advantage of them in that neighborhood, nothing more."

"Ex-act-ly."

"..."

"..."

"The- first... timee I felt wanted... that cat... the first time some-one made me feeld waanted. That I, was useful. It- iit... was nice."

"..."

"Thaat's why I leak cats more- than dogs. Because dogss... like youu no matter what, but if a c-at likes you, it has a reason. You have a reason to be loved. You'll do somethang right..."

Pyrrha held a finger up, "I-f you... l-l-lik dogs..."

"-Cats."

"-Then what about... wolves?" She grinned as if she had come up with the funniest joke in the world.

Wynion was quiet.

...

"...selfish. Ta-ke wat isn't theirs... an-and selfish. Don't, need stuff- I, d-don't like wolves..."

Weiss couldn't help but burst into laughter, "L-loo... HAHha! S-so rich, hating- selfish things... coming from you!"

"...Yeah."

Tears started to leak from the eyes of the faunus. They dripped ever so-

"W-Wynion! Don'd... doooo-on't cryb!" Pyrrha exclaimed, "Ice! Apppologize!"

Weiss hung her head, "I'm dorry for making fun of your... um..." What where they even talking about...?

...

"-Loneliness!" Weiss tried.

"I-I'm not... lonely! I, haave Ru-by! And n-ot like yew, I can tal...talk to people!"

The heiress magnificently threw her head back and laughed, "You are the... the... least qualifi-fied to judge being lonely or not!"

"Neither aret you!"

"We," Pyrrha sighed, "Are... sow, patetically- lonely."

Wynion rolled his eyes, "Speak fo-r yerself, bitch."

"W-w-what'z with dat a-ti...atit... attitude?"

"Is this why... our teams ar-e so close?" Weiss wondered aloud, "Uh, birds of da feather?"

"W-ell, everywrong- was so... fake!" Pyrrha giggled, "N-noone wanted- to be friendsa wit me for real... wehn I waz fighting in the areana. Jus-just fight! Fifght, fight... How good ya was, worse friends- more dealz an' sponserships! Sow. Fuckin. Tired. Off- SHIT!"

Pyrrha groaned and covered her face.

"Well! Th-at wuz, your fault!" Wynion declared.

The gladiator narrowed her eyes at him. "S-s'cuse me?"

"Goin on TV! Bein better 'n us all! Being on 'ery single match! Cheering your name! A-at least that heiress ov-er there... She wasn't on TV!"

Weiss crossed her arms, "I was on TV! You just aren't cul...tured!"

Pyrrha turned her head away, "Th-thast's... I... hate- that... Don't liek it wen people hate me fir being an areana fighter! It was jus... my job!"

The tension grew as the two were slowly building animosity towards each other. It needed to be resolved, fast.

Weiss put a hand on Pyrrha's shoulder, "I... I know how you feel. The SDC izn't a place to... find good friends. Or- freinds. Or pe...ople who juzt care for you in the- slightest beyond yowr position..."

"-Th-then go and talk about it between yourselfs!" Wynion shouted, "Just... get out..."

The two girls looked at him in surprise at his sudden turn of emotions.

"...Wha-"

"GIT OUT!" Wynion yelled, "NOW!"

Weiss and Pyrrha exchanged looks, and decided silently that it would probably be best to go.

As they walked back towards thier own respective dorms, Weiss could have almost sworn she heard the that wolf cry.


Gah, I'm surprisingly busy on my vacation. Kill me.

Anyways, the party thing took a lot out of me, I'll try to get back in the swing of things, but jesus christ.


CUNT

1). Went back a fixed errors and stuff.

2). Finally comepleted that section with Qrow.

3). Fuck my life

4). Figured out what the T stands for: tool. So it's now gonna be the Chapter Update Notes Tool (CUNT for short).


OVER 15,000 views now. That's the sort of thing that get's me goin'. And I think we're over 70 followers and uh, under 50 favorites (Now 83 and 62)? I'm not gonna bother to take a look. Pretty sure it was something like 51 favorites or so.

Thank you all for the reviews and stuff. Despite having an ego bigger than a galaxy and more fragile than Wynion's will when someone mentions his ears, I really appriciate everyone with constructive criticism and encourage you all to shatter it more.

Why the fuck do I write competently from Weiss's POV constantly?
Well, no matter, I do have something to say. I look at the profile of every person who favorites/follows my story, and I gotta say that while most are boring (as in, +50000 favorited stories with no description), a few are interesting. I believe one of them sports a fic they don't write anymore in RWBY that I used to read. Mc was a just a tad bit too edgy, but the story was enjoyable. I'll update the note if I happen to figure out the title and author, since I am a lazy fuck who shall burn in hell for being a sloth.

Fun fact, the cat thing is a slightly moddified snippit from a break down I once had when talking to a friend. So if anyone says that dogs are better than cats, they are misapropriating the mentally challenged (ill? whatever). Ahhh... Oh yeah, I forgot to post that fairy tale thing too, done.

Don't worry, the chapter will be longer than this note.
Maybe...


As an aside, some may be wondering why I said the last chapter was a failure when it seems perfectly fine. Let me reveal my goals for that chapter:

1). Make Ruby realize she might have a crush on Wynion. Kinda worked.

2). Solidify Jaune's dislike for Wynion. Not a total loss, since I can do that later.

3). Get Pyrrha to start liking Jaune in more than a friendly way. I had a section written out for that, but I couldn't figure out where to insert it.

4). Solidify the characters and their personalities. I kinda fucked up.