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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR MY LOVELIES.

Sorry about the long wait its been a hectic few months. I have recently moved to the US from England for university. School, sports and other things have kept me very busy.

But don't give up on me, I will be finishing this story. Here is a nice long chapter for you, I hope you like it!

CHAPTER 18

BELLA POV

"Okay. Edward, Carlisle, Emmett and Jasper it is. Let's talk about Edward first, he is sooooo hot." Er, not, imagine me throwing up guys. That's how I feel about Edward.

"Ooh storytime. So a few months back before we came here," said Alice, "Edward used to date this girl called Isaballa Swan. I don't know what he saw in her, she was ugly, just a plain Jane. She was so clumsy too. You know what, we wasted sooo much of our money on that poor thing too. She actually thought I was her so-called best friend?! HA, yeah right! I was just using her. It was fun and we had nothing more interesting to do at the time." She shrugged looking at me. "She was ugly and pale as well, and on top of that she had no fashion sense whatsoever! Everytime we went shopping and I picked out a nice outfit for her, she would scrunch up her ugly face in disgust, gosh, she had no sense at all!"

By the time Alice had finished her speech, I was fuming. Of course Alice didn't know because she was still babbling, but Rosalie took one look at my face and she knew if Alice didn't shut up I would do some serious damage to her rock hard porcelain skin! No beauty products would ever be able to make her look like she does again.

"Ooh, and there is more." Said Pixie. "While Edward was 'dating' Isabella Swan, he was actually going out with Tanya Denali, a family friend. I know that he doesn't love her, because he loves me. I know that because when he was dating her he was also dating me. We advanced further with our relationship, more so than Isabella and Tanya. Also, I don't really love Jasper, it's just a little act I put on. I love Edward. I am cheating on Jasper with Edward. Aargh, he is just so stupid! I can't believe he hasn't even figured it out yet! And Jasper is soooo ugly covered in those scars. I mean, ew. Edward, well Edward is my own personal Adonis." She sighed. "Jasper, he is my own personal hell. A monster, he calls himself that, and I strongly agree. So what have you girls got to say hmmm? Any juicy deets Arabella?"

A stone cold heartless bitch, that is exactly what Alice is. I so badly wanted to rip her to pieces and kill her right here, right now, but I have to be patient. I want to torture the family in the worst way possible, and by the looks of it, Rose did too. I am so smart. Thank goodness I brought a voice recorder with me and recorded the whole conversation. I now have proof on both Alice and Edward. And now I just need some on Carlisle and Esme.

NEXT DAY...

Everyone was sitting in the living room of the Cullen household, including Carlisle and Esme. There was an embarrassing silence heavy in the air. I couldn't stand it any longer and just as I was about to get up and take my leave, Jasper broke the silence.

"How about we play a game of truth or dare?"

Oh, thanks Jasper, boy do I owe him one because unless he has spoken up things were going to have gotten worse.

Everyone agreed, apart from Carlisle and Esme, of course, the responsible parents.

"I'm starting though." Said Jasper. Everyone nodded.

"Okay Rosalie, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Ok, I dare you to get all of your clothes and burn them all."

She shrugged, and went upstairs to retrieve her clothes whilst we all went outside and I started a fire in the backyard. I could tell that Rose didn't even care about the clothes being burnt, they weren't even her style, they were Alice's. But Alice was a whole other story, she stood crying, well, crying as much as cold ones could cry and screaming, "Nooooo, take me ANYTHING but the clothes, PLEASEEEE not the clothes!"

Everyone stood sniggering in the background. Sometimes, instead of having a walking, talking person as a mate, I really do think that Alice's mate is clothes.

Rose tossed all the clothes into a fire and we all watched, apart from Alice, as the clothes turned into ash right before our eyes. I knew Rose would be overjoyed because she would finally be able to wear her own style of clothes. I didn't want to burst her bubble so I kept my trap shut, but, I can bet you that Alice will drive down in her car to the mall this very night, and at two oclock in the morning we will probably be standing outside the mall waiting for the mall to open. And I can say that won't be very pleasant because the whole family would probably be squished up in her tiny yellow Porsche, including me trying to find a suitable space whilst Alice would have been sitting in the driver's seat happily inspecting her nails.

When that was over it was Rose's turn to pick somebody. She pretended to be choosing somebody, but we both knew who she was going to pick.

"Emmett, Truth or Dare."

"Awww, come on Rosie, you should have told me the dare straight out because we all knew that I was going to be the man here and choose dare."

"Okay then. I dare you to strip naked and run down the streets singing the song by Snakehips and Tinashe. Then you need to go to the mayor's house, still naked, and skinnydip in their outside pool. Finally, you need to go to Taylor Sweedle's house and ask for a packet of condoms and some birth control pills."

"Oh Rosie baby. If you wanted to see me naked you could've just asked. No need for all the role play." He laughed, winking at Rosalie. Emmett agreed and stripped butt naked. I picked up a nearby camera to record the dare and followed everyone out the door.

Emmett started running down the streets singing:

"All my friends I'm wasted,

Can I heat this club,

Can I drink too much,

On a Friday night I'm wasted,

My eyes are black and red,

I'm crawling back to you babe, X2"

The whole population of the female members on the street had stuck their heads outside of windows and doors to get a good look at Emmett's Ding - Dong. Not something I wanted to see. Their eyes were starting to pop out of their eye sockets and their jaws were nearly touching the floor. The edges of their mouths started to collect the sliva and they began to drool.

Next stop was the mayor's house. Emmett jumped over the back fence and we all followed. Alice of course was complaining. He jumped into the pool. Not such a good idea because now there was barely any water left in the actual pool and there was plenty of water splashed around the outsides. Emmett tried to swim and a few minutes later, the mayor came outside carrying a crow bar. He took one look at Emmett's huge form, not noticing the nakedness and ran back into the house screaming like a girl. We all cracked up laughing and began rolling around on the floor, if it were possible we would have probably died of laughter.

Next we all went to Taylor's house. Emmett knocked on the door whilst we waited in the car. She answered, luckily her parents weren't home.

Her eyes saw Emmett's face and began to go down towards his lower regions.

"Hi Taylor, my girlfriend and I were doing you know what, and we forgot condoms. I came to you because you would most likely have them. Oh, and can I have some birth control pills? Just in case. I don't want my girl getting pregnant just yet."

"Uh um, sure." She nodded going back into the house, seeming a bit dazed and disappointed. She came back out a few minutes later carrying what Emmett wanted. She handed them to him.

Emmett said "Thanks," and was about to leave.

"Wait!" He turned to look at her, "If you need anything, just call me." She made a move to grab his bits, but Emmett quickly took a step back looking scared. Rosalie looked pissed and she started to quietly growl.

"Erm, no thanks, bye, I gotta go!"

Emmett turned and ran to the car and jumped in.

He looked down and sighed.

"Ah, man, I was on a high thinking of my Rosie, and then look what she made it do, she made it go flat." He whined.

Everyone looked at each other and burst out laughing. Sometimes I really do wonder how Rosalie manages to put up with him.

When we got home and Emmett had finally put his clothes back on, it was his turn to dare someone.

He looked around the room.

"Eddy-Kins, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth. And don't call me that. My name is Edward."

"Hmmmm." Emmett sighed, "Always the loser, you were."

Edward growled.

"Calm down Eddie." Emmett taunted. "Are you sure you are not gay and did you really love Bella swan?"

Everyone suddenly listened, invested in what Edward had to say.

"No Emmett, I am not gay! How could you think that? And, yes I did love Bella Swan."

Liar! He lied right through his teeth. Fucking Bastard!

"Jasper." Said Edward. "Truth or Dare?" He thought about it for a moment.

"Dare."

"I dare you to eat 4 burgers and 5 Hot dogs and a chocolate milkshake."

Jasper thought about it for a moment before saying, "And what is the forfeit?"

"You have to kiss Arabella for 10 seconds, on the lips."

"Arabella, you don't mind do you?" I shook my head as a no gesture. I didn't mind. Jasper was kind of cute anyway. But I still love my Klaus, I would never cheat on him. Plus I wanted to get back at Alice and also make her jealous, showing her what she was missing out on. How could she call Jasper ugly, he is anything but. Those scars are not ugly, but a reminder of who he is and a reminder that he fought for our country.

"Well, choice number two it is then." Jasper said coming towards me.

He leaned in and pressed his lips to mine. They didn't feel hard like I was expecting, but they felt like soft new fluffy pillows. I grabbed the hair on the back of his neck and pulled him closer to me. I could tell that he was surprised, but then he did the same thing, locking his hands in my hair. The kiss was deep, but before we could get any further, Edward said, time's up. Jasper sighed and leaned back, sitting next to me. Alice tried to put on a face that showed shock, hurt and betrayal. Nobody believed her, especially Jasper who was the Empath. She wasn't fooling anyone.

"Alice you're last." Said Jasper, "Truth or Dare?"

"I choose...dare."

"Well then, I dare you to go to the largest shopping mall in America, which is called Mall of America, and it is based in Bloomington Minnesota. You have to break in and steal a large flat screen plasma TV and you also have to leave your most favorite set of clothes there. "

"Option two?" Alice sighed.

"You burn all your clothes like Rosalie, but this time it also includes bags, shoes, make-up, jewelry and all those other necessities." Alice looked horrified.

"Option one it is then, let's go!"

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