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Chapter 47: RWBY on Patrol

(Que Story OP – Hello Sleepwalkers "Hyakkiyakou")

"I'll say it again, Ruby." Yang said. "Nice digs."

Team RWBY were situated in Ruby's apartment in Karakura after a day at ths highschool. It was a very lavish home with green walls and dark wood floors to give a healthy atmosphere, complete with carpets of tan and grass green. The teenagers were hanging around in the family room with Weiss and Yang sitting on the L-shaped couch, with the former drinking from a cup of tea and the latter flipping through channels. Blake was reading a manga from one of the many piles of Ruby's collection while sitting on the floor.

Ever since coming to Japan, Ruby had become immediately engrossed in the literary culture and basically became a japanophile. Blake was just next to join in the obsession, but Ruby hoped she didn't discover and get Japan's more explicit content.

The rest of the Remanties and Senna were staying at the Urahara's where Renji was ordered to stay as a 'moocher'. Ruby had to hold in a chuckle at the mind games Kisuke, Tessai, and the others were laying on him, probably guilt tricking him into working. She did pout at the thought; she had a few ideas to use on him.

(Urahara's shop)

As Renji was sweeping the front of the shop, his body went still when a cold shiver went down his spine. His sweeping went faster, and he was silently thankful for just sweeping for some reason. The fears in his subconscious imagined him in chains and weighed down by iron balls, and a leash to his neck was held by Ruby Rose with crimson eyes, who was laughing like the devil.

Inside the shop sitting around a table covered in food were Jinta, Ururu, Tessai, Ren, Senna, Nora, and Jaune. The new Remanties had their new asauchi hanging by their waists as the blades slowly melded with their souls.

Nora was still trying to devour as much as she could, and the food's saving grace was Ren promising to make pancakes. Senna and Jaune lost their appetite midway when they witnessed Nora's extreme eating habits. After her fifth bowl, Ren denied her anymore and, much like a parent, sent her to her futon for bed, even debating to use Kido. Jaune were the next to follow yawning as they did and went to their assigned rooms to sleep. Soon, it was just Ren, Tessai, and Kisuke drinking tea and conversing.

"This test that you have planned." Ren said. "I don't think it's necessary, especially for the Remnanties."

"Oh, how so, Ren-san?" Kisuke wondered.

"Team RWBY already know how to work as team." Ren reasoned. "They've been doing that ever since our days in Beacon, so they are ready anyway. Secondly, I don't think Ichigo will need this as well. He had been training with Ruby and I for the past months, and we don't just train in how to fight, Kisuke-san. She has bound to have taught Ichigo some of our ways of teamwork."

"Hmm, you bring up some good points." Kisuke replied. "But a test is still a test, one that I need to use on Ichigo to see his progress. Team RWBY and your new friends will be left out of this since you say they are already up to speed on this. Besides, I think Yoruichi could use some more helping hands."

In a corner of the room, said person was in her cat form eating from a cat dish with a wide smile.

(Back with Team RWBY)

Ruby left her thoughts go on for a moment, enough to leave her 'sadist' smile on casually. Currently, she was working in the kitchen behind the counter, which gave the Arrancar a view of the family room. She wore a red apron, which was strained by her bust, dusted white from flour that she was using to make a batch of cookies. Ruby will admit that she isn't the best cook, but she took pride in her baking skills. While the dough was in the oven, it gave Ruby time to clean the counter, humming as she did.

"How do you like the tea I brewed, Weiss?" Ruby asked.

"It's-" Weiss was about to say until she lost all color in her skin when she saw the sweet, yet sadistic smile on her face. Evil laughter echoed in her mind and the terror of the abyss centered around Ruby. Weiss indeed did like the green tea, but fear made her submit to the Arrancar. "It-It's v-very wonderful."

"Why thank you." Ruby said.

Weiss meanwhile repeated a mantra. 'Third rule of Ruby's training: Don't make Ruby angry.'

"Have any of you been visited by your zanpakutos yet?" Ruby asked.

"Not a thing." Yang said, the others shaking their heads. "I do hear a voice though but haven't gotten those weird dreams yet."

"You'll get it soon." Ruby encouraged.

The oven dinged as the cookies were done baking. Ruby jumped into action, putting on her oven mitts, and pulling the hot tray out. The Huntresses had to build in drool from the sweet smell that swept through the apartment. Yang went up to the counter to try and sneak one, but was met with a slap from Ruby hard enough to bruise the skin before Aura healed it.

"Oh no you don't." Ruby berated. "Not until each of you get a glass of milk."

Yang grumbled something before going back to flipping through channels. Ruby was thankful that she worldwide cable so she could access channels from all over the world. If not, Yang would've thrown the TV out of the window just because there was no way to understand what people were saying. Shaking her head, Ruby brought out four glasses from the cupboard and poured milk into each of them. She set them on a tray each a plate stacked with at least five cookies. A treat well deserved for Team RWBY in her opinion.

"Alright team, here's our treat." Announced Ruby, walking into the family room and settled the tray on the mahogany table in between the couch and TV.

Yang let out a soft whistle as she looked over Ruby's figure. She was damn well blown off how much her little 'sister' into a gorgeous woman to make heads turn. The blonde doubted if even her looks could match.

"Damn Ruby." Yang complimented, grabbing her plate. "You really pull off the sexy look with the apron. I know Ichigo would be happy if it's just the apron."

"Ara, thank you for the idea." Ruby thanked sweetly, but with a victorious smirk.

Yang certainly wasn't expecting that comeback. She wanted to make Ruby embarrassed, get a laugh in as the bigger sister. She totally forgotten that this Ruby no longer had an innocent mind, and with her newfound Hollow instincts is a lot more forward to say. Now she found herself blushing at the thought of Ichigo coming home only to find Ruby in nothing but an apron with a smile that shouldn't belong there in her opinion.

Yang couldn't decide whether to beat the shit out of Yoruichi or praise her like a goddess for turning Ruby into a tease master beyond the blonde's capabilities. Actually, yes, she was going to beat the shit out of her for turning Ruby into a sadist. She was still having nightmares from the tor - er, training sessions they've started. The Xiao Long decided to shake those thoughts out of her head, contented with just munching on the warm pile of cookies Ruby made.

Ruby had gone through her third cookie until a tap on the window caught her attention. Her silver eyes settled on a familiar black cat that was pointing her paw to the door and giving a wink. The Arrancar smiled at the hidden message given. She walked to and opened the door to pick up Yoruichi and play with the prank.

Once Yoruichi gave out a cry, all attention went to Ruby now petting a black cat that was purring contently in her ministrations. Blake gave a somewhat curious glance to Ruby in the fact that she didn't know that Ruby had a thing for cats as well as dogs and by the Yoruichi's purring knew how to take care of them. Weiss felt something was amiss but was too distracted by the absolutely adorable cat in Ruby's grasp, and Yang had no idea of student and teacher's secret prank and her only concern being why Ruby just picked up a stray cat.

"Ruby," Yang asked, "not that I hate it but why did you bring in a stray cat?"

"Don't worry, Yang." Ruby assured, sitting down closer to her friends and letting Yoruichi rest in her lap, "She's not a total stranger. This little cutey has been visiting me ever since I moved here. Originally, she would come here so I could give her some milk, but as time went by she comes to visit as a friend. Haven't figured a name for her yet."

"... Can I pet her?" Blake asked meekly. Black cats were her favorite breed and she once had one back in Menagerie.

Ruby had to keep herself from making a devious smirk. "Of course you can."

Ruby handed Yoruichi to Blake who took it a bit too quickly. The cat Faunus was lost in her own world as she scratched behind Yoruichi's ears, getting musical purrs from the transformed Flash Goddess. Blake knew where to scratch the best, a perk of being part cat herself. Yoruichi turned over on her back and allowed Blake to scratch her belly.

"She is very well behaved for a stray." Weiss noted. "Maybe she had owners before."

"I tried looking for her, but nothing came up." Ruby lied. "I guess it's because people around here are naturally nice to cats and respect their independence."

"Well, she's very healthy to be as beautiful as she is." Blake complimented.

"Why thank you."

Suddenly, the heads of Yang, Weiss, and Blake whipped around the room to try and find the source of the deep voice. After a while finding nothing, their eyes slowly trailed to Yoruichi, her golden eyes gazing at them expectantly.

"Hello there." Yoruichi greeted, waving a paw.

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...

...

"EEEEEHHHH!?" The scream was powerful enough to literally shake Ruby's apartment. Blake, in her shock, accidentally tossed Yoruichi into the air but the cat landed nimbly back into Ruby's hands. Yang looked catatonic and Weiss was pointing a shaky finger to the black cat.

"Th-Th-Th-Th-" Stuttered Weiss. "THAT CAT JUST FREAKING TALKED!"

Ruby couldn't hold in any longer and fell on her back in laughter, with Yoruichi following not too far behind as much as a cat could in Ruby's hold. She laughed to the point the Arrancar was clutching her stomach and kicking her legs in the air. The shocked looks on her friends turned into daggers locked on Ruby who paid no mind at all.

"YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS!?" Yang accused Ruby in outrage.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha, of course I did." Ruby laughed. "Freaking worth it. Ha-ha-ha, just look at your faces."

The three's response were to narrow their eyes and imagined Ruby was on fire at this point. Yoruichi recovered from her laughing fit and slyly approached back to Blake. In alarm, WBY took steps back from the talking cat. They knew enough that anything strange in this world was not to be underestimated.

"Do not be afraid." Yoruichi said, jumping in front of Blake and at the same time cornering the Faunus. "Didn't you say I was beautiful?"

"Wha..." Blake could only choke out but the rest of it came out as a high-pitched squeak.

"Well, I'm flattered but..." Yoruichi trailed off as the cat's body was enveloped in smoke. Through it, they could see the form of the cat shift and change into a taller figure with curves and a bipedal body. Their brains shut off when the smoke cleared up to reveal not just a woman instead of a cat, but a very beautiful and nude one at that with a cheshire grin. "What do you-"

Yoruichi was cut off as a set of clothes with her orange jacket hit her with enough force to send her to the kitchen, courtesy of Ruby. Fortunately, WBY's brains rebooted back and without the presence of a naked Yoruichi their mentality was saved. It did not however delete the memory that the cat was in fact a human transformed and they glared to the kitchen where Yoruichi stood up fully garbed.

"What was that for, Pup-chan?" Yoruichi whined. "How and where did you actually have a set?"

"Yo-yo protocol." Ruby deadpanned.

Yoruichi pouted. "Mau, why won't you let me have my fun, Pup-chan?"

"Because I can and I will, stripper." Ruby retorted.

"Wait," Yang spoke, pointing to Yoruichi, "you mean she-"

"Likes to flash people for the hell of it, yes." Ruby answered automatically, making her friends take a few steps away from Yoruichi.

"Oi, I'm not contagious." Yoruichi said. "I just like showing my body."

"Do you have no shame?" Weiss scoffed.

"Nope!" Yoruichi perked up, her response leaving Weiss too stunned for words.

"Now that that's over, what are you doing here, Yoruichi-sensei?" Ruby asked, a tone a little more serious and it put the rest of Team RWBY into action.

Yoruichi smiled. "I want to have you four to go on patrol with me. It's as simple as that."

Ruby quirked an eyebrow. "What about Ichi-kun?"

"Don't worry about your walking hot stuff." Yoruichi assured. "He'll be busy with... other stuff."

(Meanwhile)

"Renji, what are you doing in my room?" Ichigo demanded when he was suddenly woken up by said redhead lieutenant.

"Don't you sense that?" Renji said. "There's an unknown spiritual pressure at Orihime's house."

Ichigo's snapped wide open in attention. "You should've just said that to begin with."

With a surge of spiritual pressure, Ichigo ejected himself out his gigai, but didn't have the need to turn into a soul candy to carry it with him. His dual zanpakutos were as they were at his hip and in their sealed forms. He nodded to himself and the hybrid turned to Renji, but paused at the gaping look the redhead was giving.

"Something wrong, Renji?" Asked Ichigo.

"Just," Renji said, pointing his zanpakuto somewhere behind Ichigo, "HOW THE **** DO YOU HAVE A TAIL!?"

Ichigo looked behind them and there was his ten foot tail coiling behind him. He didn't understand why Renji was making such a big deal... oh yeah, he never came to Remnant. Silence reigned in the room as Ichigo tried to say something to calm the lieutenant down.

'Well, this is awkward.' Zangetsu Y commented.

(Back with RWBY)

Team RWBY had put their gigai to bed and joined Yoruichi's patrol across Karakura Town. It may have seemed standard, but Ruby could tell that something was off with Yoruichi. She has gone on other patrols with her sensei to kill just the regular Hollow. However, Ruby could tell that their patrol path was far less general and linked to a specific area. Yoruichi was leading the charge so Ruby could not see the serious expression on the Flash Goddess as her eyes darted over the blurring ground.

WBY were slightly struggling to keep up with Ruby and Yoruichi since the pair would occasionally use shunpo to bridge gaps between buildings. If it wasn't for their training as Huntresses they would've lost in the dust.

"Yoruich-sensei, what are we looking for?" Ruby asked.

"You catch up quick." Yoruichi said. "Over the days that you were missing, there have been reports of people going missing without a trace. The obvious would be Hollows being a bit too hungry, but the strange thing is there wasn't any Hollow reiatsu that would indicate such an attack. I have no idea what's going on and I'm in the dark. That's why I brought you and your team out here with me. You specialize in hunting as well as attacking these Grimm, so maybe I thought you could notice something that I wouldn't."

Ruby smiled. "Well, you've got the right people. Team RWBY won't disappoint."

"I found something!" Called Blake as the the trio went into an alley.

"Told ya." Ruby perked up.

With a burst of shunpo, Yoruichi and Ruby arrived to where the rest of Team RWBY stood. They were looking to a set of clothes on the ground, yet no person in sight. One would think they got here due to the wind catching them from the clothesline if it weren't for the ash present and the way the clothes were set that a person was here. Ruby, with her new Hollow heritage, could smell the reiatsu that used to be a person but nothing that could indicate of what exactly happened here.

"Does anyone have an idea about this," Yang said, "unless there's a nudist cult in town and they just go a new member."

"I would actually laugh if the situation wasn't so serious." Weiss said with a bit of sarcasm.

"Weiss is right." Ruby said, leaning down to cup some of the ashes. "These ashes are very recent and there hasn't been a fire going around to produce this much. Plus, if there was a fire then the clothe should have received some burns but nothing is there to note. There aren't any footprints of a Hollow that are left behind nor any of their reiatsu."

"Are you saying it was a person that did this?" Yang asked a bit stunned.

"Probably." Ruby guessed with Blake nodding in agreement. "Blake, can you get on the rooftop and see if anyone's around."

Blake nodded and was about to scale a house when her eyes caught the movement of a foot moving out of a corner. Instincts and experience demanded she sprint to the stranger, and like a bullet she did. She ignored the exclaims of her teammates as she made a sharp turn on the corner via anchoring her zanpakuto blade. There in her line of sight was a woman with long brown hair and thin eyes. The woman looked back at her and, to Blake's suspicions, her eyes widened in shock. That meant that this woman could see her and was probably responsible.

"Stop!" Blake cried out, drawing out the pistol of Gambol Shroud.

The woman tried to make her retreat, and in response Blake fired her pistol aimed ahead of the woman to stall her. She did not expect the suspect to summon a pile of lava that melted the bullets on contact. At that moment, Yoruichi and the rest of RWBY arrived to the scene with weapons drawn. The woman noticed the growing situation and her eyes locked on a possible way of escape. The lava, taking a form of hulking humanoid, threw itself over a nearby fire hydrant. Water that erupted created a thick cloud of steam on contact with the lava monster. The click of running footsteps indicated that the woman was already running away.

Ruby scowled in irritation. In instinct to eliminate the problem, her hand pointed to the fire hydrant and fired a wordless, red Bala. The bullet of reiatsu crumbled the rest of they hydrant and suppressed the leaking water. Soon the steam disappeared, but the woman was far gone, not even a reiatsu signal to trace.

"Damn." Ruby cursed.

"So, I'm guessing that's not normal around here?" Yang inquired.

"Unfortunately, it isn't." Ruby sighed. "Great, now we have a possible serial killer on the loose that can see us."

"Did you notice something off about her?" Yoruichi asked Ruby.

Ruby nodded. "Her reiatsu. I couldn't even feel it. Perhaps she can suppress, but then it would have to be pretty impressive to get passed your sensory skills."

"Maybe." Yoruichi muttered. "In any case, our runaway killer isn't going to try anything tonight since it knows we're around. You four go back to your gigai. I'll keep watch on the town."

"Hai, sensei." Ruby replied. "Let's go home, guys."

With an exchange of nods between them, RWBY headed back to their home at a quickened pace. None of them would expect the coming events that be a danger to both the Soul Society and Karakura Town.

A nice regular sized chapter. Why? Because it leaves more room to work on the other ones that people are excited about as well. I'll probably skip some of the events of Ichigo's test and focus more on Yoruichi and RWBY investigating this new threat. Yang, Weiss, and Blake will need more than Aura to combat these new foes.

I've been thinking of making another RWBY crossover story. The choices go as such.

-Fate/stay night; Title: The Rose of Babylon. Rated T (Ruby with Gate of Babylon, which is basically her wet dream.)

-Warhammer; Title: The Witch Princess of Chaos. (Evil, Dark Elf Ruby) Rated M (Because it's the Dark Elves.)

-Highschool DxD; Title: Rose Dragon Empress. Rated M (Because we all know why.)

What can I say? I really like Ruby. She is just so moldable you can practically turn her into everything, it's so easy and fun to do. Especially if you make her a sadist or a villain. Check out my profile for more details.

Up next is Chapter 48.