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Previously

Naruto just nodded before packing up his staff in a scroll and received a scroll from D Naruto labelled The Wave Rescue Pack. He was told that he would know when to use the scroll. As Naruto left excited D Naruto just sighed feeling bad for the boy. There was going to be some drama in the council meeting and the boy was gonna miss it. Maybe he could take a video of the event. He was looking forward to his first ever prank as in his dimension he never developed that hobby.

Now

Konoha Northern gate

In this part of the village we find 2 genin with their backpacks ready to go. They looked annoyed and the reason was their sensei, client and Naruto had not yet arrived. Sasuke looked broodish as ever but closer look would reveal his impatience and annoyance at the lateness of their comrades. Sakura on the other hand looked like she was gonna murder someone with how her eyebrow was violently twitching. Their comrades were 15 minutes late and it was their first real mission. After 5 minutes Kakashi and the client arrived with the client looking like he was protesting to get more booze. I mean shish the guy was the guy was already drunk and he still needed more. Let's get him a portable pub while we are at it maybe he will stop complaining.

Kakashi gave his genin an eye smile before looking at his genin who had drawn their weapons. "Who the hell are you and what have you done to our sensei?" Sasuke asked with two kunai in each hand.

"Wait guys it's me your sensei" Kakashi held up his hands as he tried to defuse the situation.

"No you are not! Our sensei is always late. Three hours late to be exact" responded Sakura.

Kakashi just looked at his genin before face palming "Am I really that bad." before getting a "YES" from both his genin.

Kakashi just sweat-dropped at this "Well at least you two are getting along well as a couple. Look you are even talking in synch." Sakura and Sasuke blinked before they realised what their sensei said. Sasuke blanched while Sakura had hearts in her eyes. Oh yes operation make Sasuke all in love with me is succeeding.

Kakashi looked around before realising that one genin was missing. "Ahh were is Naruto." Before the genin could comment they heard a voice from the tree behind them.

"I am right here" said Naruto who was sitting on a branch with his legs handing below. The genin were surprised and so was Kakashi. All of them didn't sense him until he announced his presence. Kakashi was even more surprised since he was a former ANBU he should have sensed a simple genin with massive reserves. Sasuke on the other hand was a bit jealous that the deadlast could do something he couldn't. But he didn't dwell much on it as he could learn it from Kakashi. Sakura was just well Sakuraish "BAKA don't scare us like that. And when did you get here."

"5 minutes before you guys got here" replied Naruto before he jumped off the branch he was on and the landed in from of the team.

"Well shall we go" said Naruto as he turned around to move before he was stopped by Kakashi.

"Wait Naruto before we go let's see what you have packed" said Kakashi as he looked in Sasuke's pack before smiling. Well the kid was geared for war from the looks of it. He looked into Sakura's pack and frowned. The girl really needs to learn how to pack for a mission. Seriously there was a lot of beauty products, panties wait what okay Kakashi no need to go pervy on twelve year old creepy and are those pads in the pack. Now Kakashi wished he did look into the pack so much he wished he could unsee.

Moving on "Naruto where is your pack?" Kakashi asked after noticing that Naruto didn't have a backpack on him. Naruto just motioned to a medium sized scroll on his back carried like how Jiraiya carried his. Everyone looked his with various reactions from confusion to surprise. Kakashi was first to react.

"Naruto did you seal your stuff in there." Naruto nodded and Kakashi nodded in approval before asking where he got it from which was replied with simple "I made it". Again everyone was suprised by this.

"Naruto you know sealing arts" Kakashi asked stunned that his student made a storage scroll on his own.

"Just a bit to get by" replied Naruto as if it was nothing. The genin looked confused before they asked why Kakashi was surprised. Kakashi answered that sealing arts is a very complicated and dangerous arts that can make almost anything possible is the user is a seal master like the 4th. Now that interested the genin they wanted to know how Naruto learnt of this and he just answered "my brother" before moving towards the gate to avoid any more questioning. The others just looked at each other before following him. Clearly the matter was not finished.

After leaving the village the group moved in relative silence in diamond formation with Sasuke in front, Sakura to the left and Naruto on the right with Kakashi in the back and Tazuna in the middle. After a while Sakura grew bored and started asking Tazuna about the Land of Waves with Kakashi joining in the conversation. Naruto on the other hand was busy enjoying his freedom from the village, a real mission, reading his book on sealing and practicing his sensory abilities. He was spreading his sensory range around a 50 metre radius trying to see if there are any enemies around. As he was doing this he was wondering how the others are doing back in konoha.

Konoha Council room

Here we find the council room filled with all council members discussing a very important issue that was Naruto and by extension his brother. Right now they were in a heated debate on the attack that happened to Naruto. The Hokage was blaming Danzo for this while Danzo simply said they weren't his men. Everyone just sighed. They knew those men that attacked Naruto were ROOT all the signs pointed to it. I mean who has a suicide pill stuck in his teeth and have a silencing seal on his tongue but the ROOT. Danzo on the other hand decided to divert the situation while taking a cup of tea that was surprisingly being served in the council room I mean it has been a while since they had been served tea. Maybe things were changing for the better.

"We need to find out where the brat's leaves and what his capabilities are. The man is clearly dangerous. All we know is he is fast, good with the sword, good with seals and is married. We need to find his family and hold them as leverage" Danzo suggested as he sipped his tea which was really good. After a few sips "Damn this tea is good"

Everyone looked at Danzo in surprise before taking also their tea cups. "Damn this is good tea. Who made it" Shukaku asked. Everyone looked at the Hokage for an answer.

"Hey don't look at me I didn't make it and I sure don't know how made it."

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"Do you think it's poisoned?" asked a now fearful Inoichi.

"I don't think so. I don't smell any poison in here unless if it's odourless now that could be a problem" answered Tsume as she sniffed her cup. Suddenly a messenger entered the council with a package and went straight to Tsume before placing it in front of her and turned to leave when he was stopped.

"Hey what is this?" asked Tsume as she inched away from the package.

"It's a package" replied the courier with a deadpan look.

"Open it" said Tsume. The courier sighed before opening it to reveal a gas mask and a note which said

When you hear the war hawk rumble put that on it will save your life. Enjoy the show it's gonna be explosive.

Tsume blinked as she read the message before she heard a rumble. Everyone looked at Danzo who had his usual blank face.

"Danzo are you okay" asked the 3rd

"Yes I am okay. Can we get back to the matter at hand" replied Danzo.

RUMBLE. Now it was even louder than before. Danzo just calmly stood up and started walking slowly to the toilet. When he got there he found a stack of notes pinned to the door.

The toilet is out of service. Please try again later. Was written on the first note. Danzo's eyebrow twitched. What the hell is this; the toilet was well maintained so how did this happen.

RUMBLE this time it was very loud followed by what sounded like liquids moving the wrong way. Tsume just got the hunch that this was what the note meant so she put on the mask looking forward to the show about to happen. Danzo tried to force open the door but it wouldn't budge.

Seriously dude the toilet is out of service man. Get the hind. Was what was written on the second note. Now Danzo's stomach was hurting. The man was sweating and almost everyone was worried. Almost everyone. Danzo gripped the door handle trying to force the door open before he let loose a fart so loud it shut everyone up. Danzo had the decency to blush before letting loose another fart this one accompanied by what looked like green gas from his garments from his backside. Danzo tried even harder to open the door before the last note revealed itself.

Dude come on man. Danzo I warned you know you suffer the consequences. With that the explosions started. Not from bombs, justu, explosive tags but from Danzo himself. The man was literally letting loose explosions of farts and green gas which started to fill the room. Danzo was farting and pooping as he tried to make for the council exit only to find out the room was under a powerful barrier which means no one gets in or out so no help from the ANBU stationed outside. The council members just looked at the explosive Danzo before the green gas got to their nostrils.

"Danzo what the hell did you eat man. It's like a bunch of rats did in your stomach. It's really smelly" commented a council member. The fart was really smelly it was like the worse smell you have ever smelt multiplied by 10. They tried to ignore the fart until it got unbearable and all hell broke loose.

"Get me out of here this fart is killing me!"

"Shit it's in my mouth. I can't get it out!"

"Ahhh it smells like death in here! Help!"

"We are all gonna die!"

"Ahhh my eyes it burns. Just the hell kind of fart is this!"

That was the chaos that was is the council room as shinobi council members tried to use justu to break out but with no luck. The civilian council were all passed out some with horrified expressions and some with foam coming out of their mouths. Amidst this chaos they had forgotten one member who had a very sensitive nose until someone remembered.

"Hey where is Tsume? She has the most sensitive nose and this gas could kill her" asked Shukaku amidst a fit of coughs. Everyone turned to the seat she was seating only to find the woman was rolling on the ground in a fit of laughter with a gas mask on.

"Hahahahaha ooh man this is so good. I can believe this has happened. If the council meetings were this fun I would be looking forward to the all the time" laughed Tsume as she held her sides which were now hurting from laughing.

"Hey where did you get the gas mask?" asked an Inoichi which was now turning an unhealthy shade of green.

"The package" respondent Tsume as she tried to get herself under control but failed miserably.

"Are there more of them" asked the jolly fat man (Choza) as he tried to hold his breath which was apparently not working. Tsume gave them a nope.

"Not fair. Why do you get a gas mask and we don't!" shouted Hiashi which was uncharacteristic of the usually stoic Hyuuga who was also turning green.

"Hiashi you are turning green man!" said Inoichi. "Hey so are you moron!" shouted Hiashi.

"Hey who are you calling a moron you jackass!" Inoichi fired back as he got into Hiashi's face.

All of a sudden the gas started to be sucked into a ball of wind turning the invisible wind to green wind. The one doing this was the Hokage who was using wind manipulation to suck up all the toxic fart. Danzo was in a corner still exploding with a very constipated face unlike the usual poker face he wears. The poor dude was now in a pool of his diarrhoea and still going strong.

Up in the roof an amused D Naruto watched the whole event with a stupid grin on and a gas mask as well. In his hand was a digital camera recording everything with a clone writing up a story to be published in the papers.

"You know if I had known pranks were this fun I would have done it a long time ago. Well time to release the old crones. Too bad the kid wasn't here to see this."

With that the barrier was deactivated and the ANBU bust into the room. They looked around to see the chaos that was in the room before a black blur passed them shouting "Where the hell is the damn toilet!"

"Was that Elder Danzo" asked a confused newly recruited ANBU. Another one nodded trying to stiffly a laughter before the new recruit said "For an old guy the move fast."

"Well when you gotta go you gotta go" commented the one who appeared to be the leader as they looked at the Hokage.

"Not a word of this or you are dead" threatened the Hokage leaking Kill Intent (KI). The ANBU nodded before going to help the other members. The whole elemental nations the next day were busting in laughter as someone just delivered the story to the newspaper editors of various villages. Soon headlines like "Explosive council meeting" or "Warhawk with explosive diarrhoea" or "Konoh's explosive council meeting" to mention but few were trending big time. To make it worse someone leaked pictures of very constipated Danzo reliving himself in the toilet. Let's just say Konoha was the talk of the month together with the Tsuchikage almost dying from laughing so hard after reading the news.

Back to Naruto and gang

A feeling of blitz washed down on Naruto as he felt like he missed something very important. He shrugged it off before going back to reading his book. He was really enjoying his time out of the village away from the hateful glares. He was really enjoying the scenery and the fresh air. The other members of team 7 noticed that their team mate was unusually quiet so they decided to look at what's going on only to find him reading like Kakashi. Okay now that is weird. A quiet Naruto is abnormal, a reading Naruto that's just creepy but a reading Naruto who is moving without even stumbling was just plain weird. So the bookworm decided to ask first.

"Hey Naruto what are you doing" "Reading" came the response that looked that someone was so engrossed in his book that he doesn't want to be disturbed. Sakura twitched at this. Usually Naruto was all like "Sakura-chan this" and "Sakura-chan that", Naruto would explode when she talked to him giving her all the details without her even asking. She expected him to vomit out everything about the book trying to impress her and then ask her out on a date. Come to think of it he hadn't asked her out on a date lately or even talked to her. This bothered her. A clone appeared out of nowhere startling the others before it started taking notes while the original just read the book. This was another trick that D Naruto taught him on improving the shadow clone justu. If the user can receive memories of the clone when it pops why not develop a way to share thoughts and communicate telepathically. Naruto could communicate to up to 5 clones within radius of 50 metres; anything further would end up giving him a massive headache.

Kakashi seeming that his student was reading a really big book which looked complicated while moving expertly and apparently a clone was taking notes without even communicating decided to dig up some more infor on his student. "So Naruto you decided to take up sealing huh. That's a good choice but it's also a challenging endeavour. Which books are you using to learn sealing any way. I know that there are very few books on sealing with the best ones locked up in the Kage vault and sensei's house. I have never seen that book in the library before."

"Yes sealing is difficult endeavour or others but for those with my blood it's easy. As for the book well you haven't seen it because it and its collection were not in Konoha. My brother wrote these after looking at the Uzumaki library. It's like an update of the old books if you will and these ones are way better than any other sealing books out there." Naruto replied while turning a page whilst nodding to himself. The genin were confused. What the heck was the Uzumaki library and people with his blood? Kakashi on the other hand was surprised, how did Naruto manage to gain access to the Uzumaki library? Did he gain access to his family's house or the Uzumaki shrine? Also he did mention his brother whom the Hokage warned everyone about well time to dig deeper.

"So you found the Uzumaki library huh. That's good. You can learn a thing or two from it. Apart from being a seal master what else can your brother do?"

"If you want infor on my bro then forget it. I am going to tell you what I told the Hokage if I give you any important infor or even thing about him I go brain dead from the seal on my neck (remember it serves another purpose). Also I managed to move into the Uzumaki shrine that's my home now and no you can't enter in there or take some of the items and books. Those are clan property." Naruto already gathered that Kakashi tried to gain infor on him and his brother which was not gonna happen until later.

"Wait the dope has a brother. I thought he was an orphan and what is this about the Uzumaki clan does the dope have a clan?" asked a very surprised Sasuke. Everybody knew that Naruto had no family so who was this brother they were talking about.

"Well he is an orphan. His parent died some time ago and he was an only child. His brother is another Uzumaki who took him in and adopted him. But be careful of him, he has not joined the village and he is very dangerous. He attacked a number of villagers and all of them died including shinobi. As for the Uzumaki clan let me tell you a bit about their history" and so Kakashi told them the history of the Uzumaki clan and after that the genin were amazed by the clan and were saddened by its destruction. But still they couldn't believe that Naruto belonged to a clan. Before the conversation could go on they passed a paddle and two ninja jumped out of it and Kakashi with a chain linking the two before ripping him to shreds.

"Hehehe one down 4 to go" said one of the ninja before they turned their attention to the genin. Naturally Sakura screamed at seeing their sensei die. Sasuke took out a pair of kunai while Naruto kept reading. The ninja targeted Naruto thinking he was unaware of the situation. As they neared Naruto to rip him apart with the chain Sasuke threw a kunai at the chain pinning it to the ground. The two disengaged the chain before attacking the two male genin. Sasuke engaged one of them of them in taijustu and seemed to be holding his own. The other one who engaged Naruto severely underestimated him and he paid for it. He charged Naruto with a metal claw only to be intercepted by the clone that was taking notes when it handed the notes to the original. The clone used kunai to block the claw before taking a swipe at his chest. The nin backed away from the clone only to receive a blow from the real Naruto who used the modified replacement technique knocking him out with a blow to the back of the head. Sasuke on the other hand was getting overwhelmed until Kakashi intervened and knocked the guy out.

Sakura looked relieved that their sensei was alive until she noticed the wood were Kakashi was supposedly killed signifying a replacement technique was used. He congratulated Sasuke for handling the situation and Sakura for protecting the client (yeah right). They turned to Naruto only to find him tying his captured opponent to a chair which had the seating part removed. The nin had his pants removed letting his junk hang out below as the guy was seating. Everyone sweat dropped at this but a certain Uchiha was fuming on the inside that the dead last managed to beat his opponent without their sensei's help. Naruto seeing that the other nin was defeated quickly snatched him from Kakashi before tying the same way as the other one.

"Ahhh Naruto what are you doing" Kakashi asked after getting out of his stupor.

"Setting up for interrogation. It seems these guys were after someone and we want to know who it is. I mean we have you so they could be out for your bounty or after the Uchiha or me or the client." Naruto answered as he finished tying up the nin.

"I get that but why half naked from the waist down. And where in the devil's name did you get the equipment" Kakashi asked again a bit disturbed by the way the nin were tied up. Sakura blushed at seeing man parts and looked away while shouting about Naruto being an idiot and Sasuke was intrigued at what his teammate wanted to do.

"Oh this? I just wanted to try out something I saw in a movie once. As for the equipment it was in the scroll" showing them a scroll labelled "Fun toys". Kakashi just kept quiet wanting to see how the situation played out. He assumed that the genin was just gonna hit them until they talked which they wouldn't and he would have to take over. Naruto used salt to wake the nin up before starting his interrogation. The two nin woke up only to find themselves tied up with a blond runt playing interrogator.

"Okay boys here is how we are gonna do this. I am going to ask you some questions and you answer truthfully otherwise it's not going to be pretty. So choose, the easy way or the hard way?" said Naruto with the most innocent face he could master. The nin just looked at each other and started laughing.

"The hard way it is then" grinned Naruto before taking out a rope with fist size knot at the end of it. He created a clone which did the same.

"Alright let me ask nicely. Who are you after and why?" the response he got was more laughter. He just shook his head before swinging the rope in an upward fashion hitting the nin in the nuts with the clone doing the same to its victim. All males not tied up instinctively held their privates as they winced while the two nin screamed bloody murder.

"You are trying my patience agent Double O" said Naruto as he twilled the rope.

"Who the hell is agent Double WHACK OHHHHH fuck" screamed the two nin as they got hit in the nuts again.

"Let's try this again. Where is the money?" Naruto screamed in the nin's face. The others all thought 'What money?'

"What the hell are you talking about WHACK WHACK WHACK. OUUUUUUUUU"

"Wrong address" said Naruto.

"What address?" WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK. "AHHHHHH my nuts" the nins had severely underestimated this genins skills at torturing people.

"One more time where is my money" shouted Naruto this time with a stodgy in his mouth and an Italian accent. Where did he get that?

"We didn't take your money" WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK

"Ahhhhhh mother of the Sage what is wrong with WHACK WHACK WHACK ahhhhhh"

Naruto looked at his clone then they both stooped down as they looked at the nins' nuts. "Damn boss that's one tough nut to crack" said the clone.

"Yeah I know what you mean. Well you know what they say I you can't crack it roast it" replied Naruto as he started a fire underneath his victim. At this point Sakura and Tazuna had excused themselves before they lost their lunch.

"Nah I am gonna cut off his Chilupa" the clone said as it took out a metal mouse trap with jagged edges and placed it near the tip of the victim's banana before starting to set it up.

Both missing nin started to sweat one was gonna have his nuts roasted and one was gonna lose a large chunk of his dick to a freaking mouse trap. So they did what any male would do to save his ability to make babies, the squealed everything about being send by Gato to kill Tazuna. Kakashi was impressed and Sasuke was a bit green but assured himself that he could do better. So they confronted Tazuna who told them the truth. He risked his own life and the little that the Land of Waves saved just to get this mission. Kakashi told his genin that since the client lied they are going home and abandoning the mission. Tazuna tried to guilt trip them by telling them how sad his daughter and grandson would be if he didn't make it back home and how the Land of Waves would continue to suffer until its people give up. The genin seem to weaver for a bit but a look from their sensei steeled their nerved. Well almost all the genin.

Naruto finally understood the gravity of the situation and what his brother had given him. He wouldn't give the scroll to the old man he would be killed on the way so he had to escort both the old man and the scroll. And also get the chance to play hero.

"Well old man it looks like it's just you and me. What a shame I thought Uchihas were not cowards" said Naruto as he sealed his torture staff while tying up the traumatized missing nin. Tazuna was stunned this kid was willing to risk his life to keep him safe. Naruto on the other hand was playing on the Uchiha's ego to get more support. If Sasuke agrees then Sakura would follow then Kakashi would have no choice but to continue the mission. And it worked like a charm as Sasuke's ego got the best of him; Sakura went all fangirl leaving Kakashi with on choice. So Kakashi summoned his ninja hound Pakkun and gave him a message to deliver to the Hokage to come and pick up the Demon brothers while they continue with their now A rank mission.

The end

Well that's that for this chapter. Next the gang will meet the Demon of the Mist.