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Chapter 14

Previously

Kakashi ran to check on his student but Haku beat him to it and started checking on him while Naruto tried to hide the fact that she was hurting him just by touching him. Kakashi looked at Zabuza who relayed the situation to Kakashi. Kakashi was shocked that such beings existed and was even afraid because he didn't have anything in his arsenal to kill them with. They were interrupted by a string of curses coming from the crater. They turned to see the two immortals coming out of the crater their wound healing but at a slow pace. They looked pissed off than ever. Their movements were however halted when felt a huge KI from behind them. They turn and came face to face with D Naruto and he didn't look very happy. The area around them was freezing and they actually saw death staring them in the face

"Well looks like you guys roughed up my little bro. so let me be a good big bro and return the favour and I hope you can take it"

Now

Fear was what the two immortals felt. They, who terrorised countless villages, they who caused countless seasoned shinobi to run for the hills when they encountered them. They were feared and they feared nothing. They were the most dangerous among the Jashin cultist and they were immortal. But why is it that they felt unimaginable fear when they looked at the man in front of them. Every fibre of their beings was screaming for them to tuck their tails and run reputation be damned. To make matters worse they could see their own deaths when they saw this man which didn't make sense at all because they were immortal how could they see their own deaths.

Zabuza and Kakashi looked at the man in front of them with great surprise and fear. The man appeared out of nowhere like he just teleported, they didn't feel him arrive which was saying something as they were former ANBU. Also the KI he was emitting was out of this world. They were lucky that it wasn't focused on them otherwise they would either have soiled themselves or they would have passed out which was not good for their reputation. Kakashi took note of what the man said. He addressed Naruto as his little brother which meant that this was the brother Naruto talks about and this was the one who murdered all those people and who the Hokage cautioned them about. This man was dangerous indeed if he could make those two freaks show fear. Another thing he noted was that apart from the hair colour and mismatched eye colour this guy looked exactly like Naruto only older which was weird. Is it that his sensei had a child before having Naruto? It didn't make sense and just thinking about it caused him a headache. Well no use thinking about it now, the guy seems to have come to protect Naruto so for now they were safe unless he decided to eliminate all of them.

D Naruto's whole focus was on the two jackasses who roughed up his brother and honestly he was pissed. He was surprised when he started developing and overprotective side when it came to Naruto. Maybe it was because he only had Kurama at a young age and that he wanted siblings that he developed this side. Anyway he watched as Naruto struggled against these monsters how he was tortured by that Jushinist using his jutsu. This pissed not only him but everyone that watched what was happening. The KI they release was enormous that they were lucky they had put up a barrier otherwise the whole Village would be unconscious right now. Too bad for Hinata and Shiro. Being subjected to such KI from the three of them left them all unconscious. When D Naruto was given the go ahead to intervene after Naruto's two tailed state vanished he went there by teleporting but not before he told Kurama and Kaguya to take care of their unconscious companions. If any one of those two had come, then they would have to redraw the map for the Land of Waves. Those two don't know when to dial it down when they are pissed off and that is why they send him to exact their vengeance when they were angry.

He briefly looked at Naruto and all of his anger almost vanished. Naruto was now in the arms of Haku who was cuddling him like a baby. It was so cute if not weird. I mean this Haku is hot but all that overridden by the fact that the Haku from his dimension was a dude. Okay from his point of view it was weird but hey he can get over it. He knew that there was a female version of him running around somewhere in another dimension so a female Haku was not surprising. He just hoped the kid won't kill him for the hiccup in infor that Haku was a dude. Anyway he hoped that Hinata wouldn't go on a war path if she saw them like this. Mmmh it seems the kid would have to deal with this issue but knowing his luck he would just end up with two girls.

He returned his focus to the two immortals. While killing an immortal is considered impossible to him it was not. It's just that he was having a difficult time picking the method to use. Oh decisions decisions. Well he could use that jutsu they used at home. Simple jutsu made or home use but with the right hehehe this was gonna hurt a lot.

"You guys are a pain you know that. For a normal person it's impossible to kill you guys but I am not normal now am I? So I am gonna give you a choice. Surrender and run like the scared little girls that you are or fight and die painfully" the way he said it he wanted to bait them to fight not that he would let them go. He just wanted to have some fun by letting them attack with everything they got in anger. The statement got the reaction he wanted. Kappa saw red after being called a little girl and he just attacked. He moved at incredible speed scythe in hand ready to slice this idiot who insulted him. His brother tried to stop him but it was too late. Kappa swung his scythe at D Naruto's neck but as its target it neared it shattered into tiny particles which disappeared into thin air like flacks of snow.

Again everybody was shocked. What just happened was unheard of. That scythe was a special weapon made from the toughest material available and reinforced by chakra. Even any weapon enhanced by lightning or wind could not cut through it. So for this guy to just shatter it like that was scary indeed. So what actually happened? Well it's simple. D Naruto froze the scythe until it shattered into tiny snow flacks. His ice was different from any other ice out there. It had some special properties one of which is that it could freeze a target then absorb it then absorb the energy that it contains. So whether it is jutsu or anything physical he can freeze it out of existence. He could have frozen Kappa too but he wanted to play with them for a while. Where is the fun in just ending the fight in an instant?

Kappa quickly got over his shock and jumped back to his brother's side. He was now scared. If this guy could do that to metal imagine what he could do to him. As if to confirm his thought D Naruto decided to do a little psyching.

"Mmmmh darn I missed. I was aiming for you and that could have ended your existence" said D Naruto as if he was talking about the weather. The two immortals were now freaking out. This guy has the power to kill an immortal; they didn't count on there being anyone who could kill an immortal. Close range attacks were useless unless they wanted to be turned into icicles which they didn't want. They had a few long range jutsu but this guy seem to be powerful enough to not care about that judging by his posture. It was like he was looking at them as insignificant worms that just happened to be in his food.

"You guys have lived long enough it's time to die. Let me give you a lesson on how to kill an immortal. As you have seen I could have frozen you to death like I did to your scythe. There are other methods I will not mention but I am gonna use a jutsu on one of you. This is a simple jutsu that I came up with after my girls complained about throwing garbage around. Something about protecting Mother Nature or something. So I came up with the Garbage Disposal jutsu" he said as he held out his hand and a miniature black hole the size of a pinball came into existence. The thing looked simple but menacing and why is this dude saying it like it's the simplest thing in the world. Gravity manipulation was unheard off in the shinobi world and making a black hole was just crazy. And what was he going to do with it, stuff them in it. If he launched that thing they can just dodge it like crazy, I mean who would want that thing anywhere near them.

"That quite impressive but we can dodge that thing" said Kaiba as he eyed the jutsu as it started to suck and destroy things around them. Yah definitely must avoid that jutsu at all costs.

D Naruto cancelled the jutsu and pointed at Kappa. Immediately the men jumped in different directions in an attempt to dodge the jutsu. They looked around to see were the jutsu hit but they didn't see anything.

"Ha you failed. You were bluffing hehehe" laughed Kappa as Kaiba started to analyse the situation. The jutsu was supposed to be launched towards them but they didn't see anything. So what was going on? There has to be something they missed.

"You think so huh. Here is an interesting fact about this jutsu. I can materialize it anywhere I want as long as it's within a 50 metre radius. And when I said anywhere I mean anywhere like the ground you are standing on, to your right, to your left or my favourite; inside you" D Naruto finished putting much emphasis on the last part. The two immortals looked at each other in horror. They both realised what just happened. That monster just placed a black hole in one of them. And the Kappa started to scream as he coughed up blood which was sucked back in him. His insides were being sucked from the inside. His inside were nearly gone and looking at his stomach it looked to be sucked in. To make it worse he couldn't die until all his being was completely destroyed meaning he was going to feel the pain until the very end. Getting sucked into that small hole of horrors was not a fun way to go. Kaiba watched in horror as his brother was reduced to just a smudge which was sucked into the hole of doom. It all happened in just 2 minutes and it was over Kappa was gone. All of him with no leftovers.

"And then there was one" D Naruto looked at Kaiba who started to back away.

"You do know you can't escape right?" and he was right. He was fast enough to stop Kaiba before even turned to run.

"Please spar me! Have mercy!" Kaiba pleaded. He saw how his brother died and he didn't want to experience that. Yes he was angry about his brother's death and wanted revenge but against this guy it was suicide.

"You are kidding right? You want mercy when you murdered countless families and you were planning on killing of the people of the Land of Waves. You want mercy when I watched you torture my brother. Sorry dude all out of mercy so come and take your death like a man. To make it fair though I won't use the jutsu I just used or freeze you. I will just use my sword" D Naruto materialised a sword familiar to Naruto and in that moment Naruto knew it was all over. It was just a man living on borrowed time.

Kaiba took the chance to attack with such ferocity. He had to live and he had to avenge his brother. This man underestimated him and gave him a chance to win. All his attacks however were simply dodged with such ease. A simple sidestep, a simple duck was all the guy was doing to dodge his attacks. To infuriate him further the guy had closed his eyes with his hands behind his back wearing a stupid smile. Oh he was going to wipe that stupid grin off his face. He renewed his efforts, faster and faster he moved but achieved the same result. It seems like he was being toyed with which he just realised but it was too late. Before he could back away he received two slashes to the chest.

D Naruto seeing that his job was done decided to leave this freak to their own battle maniac. He turned and headed towards Naruto and Haku as he addressed Zabuza. "The jackass is all yours. Do as you please with him. Just make it as much painful as you possibly can" and with that D Naruto was done.

Kaiba took this as his chance and attacked Zabuza. With his immortality he could defeat Zabuza and escape. So he attacked recklessly. D Naruto just shook his head and muttered 'idiot'. It was an idiotic move on the immortal's part. He should have first thought about why D Naruto asked Zabuza to finish him off when he was the only one with the power to do so. He could easily handle Zabuza so why let Zabuza do it.

Zabuza dodged the sloppy strike and cleaved the fool's hand off. He backed way and then he noticed something interesting, the fool wasn't healing and in addition weird looking seals seem to have appeared from the cuts Kaiba received from his fight with the runt's super strong brother. Which led Zabuza to believe that the super strong guy did something to impede the immortal's healing ability and if that's the case then this was gonna be fun for him and painful for the immortal (ex immortal). With a huge grin plastered on his face he attacked his still oblivious opponent scoring a few shallow cuts which didn't heal confirming his theory. The cuts were shallow but in a lot of painful places. No need to chop up the bastard too quickly.

After the exchange the two separated, Zabuza was grinning and looking hyped like a kid who found Santa's secret base while Kaiba's face was a mixture of pain and confusion. What was going on with his body, why wasn't he healing as he should? This didn't make sense. Well that was until he eyed a grinning D Naruto that everything began to make sense. That bastard did something to him and he was not healing.

"W-what did you do to me" Kaiba asked. He began to fear as he saw the grin that D Naruto was wearing and he knew he was done for.

"Oh you just noticed now? I took the two things that are precious to you. Can you guess what they are?" D Naruto answered then his grin grew as the look of realisation dawned on Kaiba. The smug bastard took away his immortality but that was impossible. No one has the power to do that. He had to know how he did it.

"H-how? How did you take away my immortality?"

"You got too cocky and you let me cut you with that sword of mine. It's not an ordinary sword, it has an interesting ability. If you look at your chest you will notice something interesting on it." Kaiba looked and saw some weird seals on it which stemmed from the two cuts he received. What were they?

"If you are wondering what happened and what those seals are then let me tell you. What just happened is that I sealed away your chakra with the first cut and your immortality with the second. I just basically reduced you to a mere civilian with combat skills. So no fancy weird techniques for you bud hehehe" Kaiba resigned himself to his fate. He got too cocky and too desperate that he made a lot of mistakes and paid the price. With that Zabuza charged at him and started to systematically destroy Kaiba like what they were taught in the Mist.

Kakashi looked on with fear. This guy has the ability to kill an immortal, use technique unheard of and his sharingan couldn't copy anything or even see what happened for that matter. This man was a threat and the feats he displayed today were proof of that. He had to report this to the Hokage when they got back. He looked at D Naruto dead in the eye and for a brief moment that weird blue eye of his glowed. Kakashi blinked as he looked at Zabuza finishing off the enemy before burning the body with a minor fire jutsu. He wondered how Zabuza killed an enemy that can't be killed he also wondered why he couldn't remember a thing after Naruto's brother arrived. Well enough of that he had to make sure that his student was okay.

D Naruto was now with the tired Naruto and a very wiry Haku who looked extremely protective of Naruto. It was actually very cute. And with they was she was holding Naruto he had no doubt this girl had the hots for Naruto. His silver white eye glowed a bit as he looked at Haku before a look of understanding dawned on him. He understood why the girl was acting that way. It actually surprised him that the Yuki had that kind of aspect among their women. He chugged it to those dimensional differences that exits between dimensions. Well lucky kid he just hoped Hinata wouldn't throw a fit. Mmmh maybe he could convince the boy to get both girls and feel the wonders of having two girls (the horrors it more likely).

"Are you okay bro" D Naruto asked Naruto who just nodded. The fight took a lot out of him but it also made him realise something. He was still weak. He thought he was strong as he compared himself with the other genin. He should have known that when it comes to picking opponents his luck was rotten. So next time he will be stronger and more prepared.

"Bro when we get home can we up my training" he asked tiredly. D Naruto's face softened as he looked at his brother. "Yah kid after you recover. You did good kid really good. This fight was for you to push past you limits. There are things that training can accomplish but it can only do that much. It's when we are faced with a life and death situation that we can be able to ascend past our limits. You have gotten stronger then when you came here. Well looks like my job here is done see you at home. I am going to defuse the situation at home and let me tell you it's gonna take a lot of defusing Hehehe" D Naruto finished with a perverted smile as he thought about 2 girls at home that wanted to vent their anger at someone.

With that D Naruto left the group. Kakashi checked his student and found that he was already healing although at a slower pace and in addition he seemed to be putting on a brave face for the girl but he was in a lot of pain. This was proven when he tried to carry him and the boy just muffed a scream. It kidda reminded him of Gai after he used the seventh gate. The guy screamed at the slighted tough. So he took the boy to Tazuna's house with Haku and Zabuza in toll. The girl refused to let Naruto out of her sight and Zabuza just wanted to make sure Haku was okay.

They got into town and found the other genin trying to calm down the towns folk. When they saw Kakashi and company they were relieved. It seems the fight was over but they were confused at the presence of Zabuza and Haku. Kakashi quickly explained the situation to them. They took Naruto to the house and Kakashi discussed the details of what happened in the forest. It seems Kakashi had a lot to write in his report. Oh scratch that he will give an oral report, writing all this will take a book that he if permitted will publish so not writing thank you very much.

Naruto stayed unconscious until the bridge was finished. Haku mostly checked up on him much to the ire of Sakura although she didn't know why she was feeling this way. Maybe it has to do with the fact that Naruto wasn't paying that much attention to her or the fact that Haku was spending time with Naruto or the fact that Haku seem to be very beautiful and more mature (she has boobs and Sakura doesn't). Or was it a combination of all these factors but whatever the case it bothered her. Sasuke was in a bad mood, more than usual. The dope has proven that he is much stronger than he let on. To be honest the dope with what he heard could take out their entire class with no problem at all including him. This did not seat well with him. He tried to find the book the dope was reading but couldn't find it. Also his brother taught him. He was jealous actually instead of being happy for the blond. He was jealous that the blond had a caring brother while his brother, before he went loony, cared more about service to the village than spending time with his family. He wanted that too. He wanted Itachi to train him until he was strong too but the guy went nuts.

When Naruto woke up he spend most of his time with Haku as he recovered. He was glad that the bridge was finished and named the Bridge of Heroes. He was also happy that the village seemed to be doing well under the supervision of Tsunami who was doing a really good job of it. The village was beginning to get back on its feet quickly because of the donations they got from D Naruto. Kakashi had questioned it was answered a generous donor helped. Anyway Haku and Naruto really hit it off. They were spending time together laughing and telling each other about their pasts and Naruto could safely say she was one of the few people who actually knew about him not his fake self. It actually felt nice; know he had two friends Haku and Hinata although he was know confused about his feelings for them. He liked both of them and they both liked him and he liked them both. He couldn't choose between them he didn't want to break their hearts not after what Haku told him about her clan. Well he will cross that bridge when he got there.

Now the team was about to leave. They were saying their goodbyes and some of them were tearful (Naruto and Inari). This was the time Haku chose to tell Zabuza that she was going with Naruto to see his home before they try to free their home. That's when things went downhill for Naruto when Zabuza realised that this was the punk that 'molested' Haku. Oh Zabuza wasn't ready to lose his daughter not to this brat no way. He was going to chop this boy to pieces nice and slow. The pain and humiliation he put him through. He the great Demon of the Mist reduced to a stuttering mess trying to give the birds and the bees to his daughter.

"So you are the one who molested my daughter huh" Zabuza said as he slowly drew his sword. Naruto began to sweat bullets.

"I am sorry man it was an accident. We were fighting and my hands kind of found their way to soft squishy… shit" yap he had to flap his gums as he was daydreaming about her boobs. Some things should stay in the head and not be heard especially when the father of the girl had a giant sword and is known to have a fetish for chopping people.

"Mistake huh. Do you know what you caused? Because of you I had to give her the birds and the bees. I had planned to give her that when she was at least 25. It was the most embarrassing thing I ever did in my life. So be a good boy and stand still so I can cut you up hehehehe" Zabuza laughed like a maniac as he swung his sword at Naruto who wisely dodged it with his eyes popping out of their sockets as he saw the strength Zabuza put.

On the side line everyone watched with sweat drops at the comedy that was happening. Inari managed to start a popcorn stand selling popcorn to people as they enjoyed the show. Team 7 looked at their leader.

"Should we help him" Sakura asked. "GUYS HELP ME" screamed Naruto as another swing missed him taking of strands of his hair. Kakashi for the first time didn't have his book. He seemed to be enjoying the show. "Go right ahead try and stop and overprotective psychotic dad with a giant sword" said Kakashi and the others wisely stayed out of the way. Kakashi inwardly 'Mwahahaha yes die you little nincompoop that's for the humiliation I suffered' thought Kakashi as he cackles evilly.

Naruto on the other hand was running for his life "you traitors we are a team we help each other. And you Kakashi don't think I didn't notice that glint in your eye. You are so DEAD HEY that could have taken my head off" shouted Naruto as he ran in the direction of Konoha.

"Dad please leave Naruto-kun alone" shouted Haku as she ran after them.

"Yah dad please leave me alone"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING DAD! Oh you are so dead" shouted Zabuza as he renewed his efforts to chop up the runt.

Yes the journey back to Konoha is gonna be a short but fun one. Ah the wonders of free comedy. And with that team 7 took off back home

And that's a rap

So I am going to end this arc with a filler or two before going into the Chuunin exams arc. So next chapter, a bond that transcends dimensions and D Naruto goes missing. See you later.