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Hey guys thanks for the reviews and the support you give to this story.

Sorry for the late post. It's been a tough few months for me and a tough year. I have been away from home for two months because of a contract I got so I haven't been able to update my stories.

Plus I am still having keyboard issues so my updates are still slow plus there are a lot of spelling errors.

I also lost my aunt someone who was close to me whom I looked up to like a mother so these are tough times for me.

Anyway let's get going with the show.

Chapter 31

Previously

They were adamant but in the end it was Gaara who assured them that he was in good hands. Naruto also gave his word. The two siblings agreed to leave but they threatened that if anything happened to their brother there would be hell to pay. This action left Gaara feeling funny in his insides probably his lungs because he doubted that he still had a heart while his mother smiled as she watched her children looking out for each other.

After they left the two boys were taken back to Konoha. With the Kage around Gaara was well protected. Since they were both tired Minato was forced to carry Gaara while a victorious Kushina gave Naruto a damn piggy back ride. It was really embarrassing for Naruto especially when Shiro through some comments about mama's boy. Not that he didn't enjoy the ride even if he didn't want to admit it. Is this what is like to have a mother?

Now

It's been a week since the failed invasion and the rebuilding process was underway. Thanks to Naruto's tip and his actions a lot of lives were saved. Konoha lost a few shinobi during the battle but the enemy lost more than them. The damage done to the village was minimal as Naruto stopped the summoning of the snakes outside the village and he also took out the enemy forces outside.

The resurrected beings were also another factor that the enemy didn't count on. They were the enemy's puppets but after Naruto interfered again things changed. The zombies decimated the enemy with extreme prejudice and since the enemy was stuck within the village with no way out and no back up well you get the picture. They were only left with two options. One surrender and hope for the best and two keep fighting and die. Most of them surrendered.

The only noticeable damage done was a large portion of the forest outside the village which was destroyed during Naruto and Gaara's fight.

Danzo was also not in a good mood because his plan failed spectacularly. He wanted Orochimaru to kill the 3rd so he could be Hokage and master his not so army anymore to hunt Orochimaru down. Well that failed. The 3rd is still alive and well and Konoha escaped with nothing but a few bruises.

His second plan to gain access to the Uzumaki temple failed more miserably than his first plan. The 150 men he send to breach the temple's security were all killed by said security system. They had about 10 sealing 'experts' and they still failed to breach the damn security. His backup plan to kidnap the Uzumaki family failed. Those women massacred his men like they were nothing. All 50 of them. And now he only had a handful of men left.

As for the Hyuuga they were having problems of their own making. After their failed attempt at Hinata's life the ones send to kill her were captured and 'asked very nicely' by the way, a few questions. The prisoners told them they were ordered by the higher ups to kill Hinata. This led to a raid on the Hyuuga compound and a trial in the council room.

This trial was very special. Why because all the Kages of Konoha were present and presiding over the trial. Hiashi for his part simply blamed the elders for the mess. Luckily a dire wolf was send to back his story thus saving his neck literally. The elders however were not so lucky. They got their heads chopped off. Hinata may not like her father but she wasn't heartless.

Naruto and Gaara were recovering in D Naruto's home much to the protest of Kushina. However after remembering a memory of what happened to Naruto she relented but made a mental note to pay a visit to some of the hospital staff. She also promised to come and see Naruto soon after some 'house cleaning'. It was quite ironic to hear a nurse calling for a doctor when said doctor was the one in need of a doctor. The doctors were send to the hospital while they were in the hospital.

Another fun thing that happened was a council meeting held after the execution were a big announcement was made.

Flash back

The 4 kages were seating in the now modified council room as they presided over the meeting. The 3rd had asked them for help to fix the mess of a council. The plan was to make two announcements and then clean up the council. Kushina was also present at the meeting. She was very sad when she eyed the empty Uchiha chair. It reminded her that her friend was not around to look after her Naruto.

"Alright the first order of business is that I am announcing that I will be retiring very soon and that Jiraiya will take my place" the 3rd announced the shocker. The council members were shocked but they could understand why he was doing this. However Jiraiya on the other hand….

"Wait a minute sensei why me I have a spy network to run you know. If I become Hokage then who is going to run it. I nominate Tsunade for the job" Jiraiya protested. He was the only viable candidate now since Kakashi was still immature, Gai well was Gai and Asuma was not powerful enough to take the job. Tsunade was another option but she was not in the village.

"Jiraiya if I am getting you right you are saying that you don't want to be Hokage because of your spy network you are running." The 2nd asked and Jiraiya nods. "If it's that essential then why didn't you take on an apprentice to takeover or have more people to help you run it? Look at the time you spend running the network, all those years and yet you didn't train anyone to take over. What if you died, what would happen?"

Jiraiya just looked down. The 2nd was right he should have had an apprentice to take over. But he knew that if he did then he would take the damn hat and he didn't want that. He enjoyed his time gallivanting around and being tied down to that chair is no fun. He was made to enjoy the female anatomy not seating in that damned chair and getting all wrinkly and stuff. Plus he wanted to let Naruto take over but he was still too young.

"But Tsunade is the best candidate for the job. I mean she comes from a family of kages for goodness sake and she is strong enough" Jiraiya tried to reason his way out. If it was a woman he could charm his way out but those business face the kage were wearing scared him.

"Sorry sensei but you are the only one for the job. We reviewed every possible candidate and you are the only one right for the job. What if Tsunade refuses to come back? Even if she does come back what if she decided to take up the medical program and run the hospital. What then?" this time it was Minato grilling his sensei. He knew the guy didn't want to lose his time spying on women and going to brothels.

Meanwhile Jiraiya was sweating as he knew that they got him on the ropes. So what he did was he requesting that he bring back Tsunade and convince her to be Hokage. However he was advised to take on an apprentice to replace him. He had suggested Naruto but the 3rd said it impossible for Naruto to do that. The 3rd was tight lipped as to the reason and Jiraiya was disappointed.

"Now for the second announcement. It's about Naruto's full name. You were not informed of this because of several reasons which I now see were foolish. Most of the things that happened to him shouldn't have happened" said the 3rd with regret. Jiraiya understood what the old man wanted to say and he just looked down in shame regretting not playing a role in Naruto's life.

"This is about the demon brat again. What stupid name does it have that needs to be kept a secret" said a stupid civilian member clearly not reading the room. Nor did he see a certain red head who smashed his face into the table with anger.

"Call my son that again and I will end you as well as everyone in your family including the rats that are in your house!" shouted the enraged red head. Now this surprised everyone minus a few perceptive shinobi. The demon brat was the son of a famous shinobi but that can not be.

"This must be a mistake. He is a demon everyone knows that" shouted another stupid civilian.

"Are you calling my wife a demon too" Hashirama said in a serious tone while releasing his KI.

"And mine too" Minato also joined in. The 2nd just sighed. These people were fools who didn't understand anything. This is why Jinchuuriki status should remain a secret. Those two morons shouldn't have told the whole village (referring to the 3rd and 4th). And who is the dumbass that installed the civilian council anyway. Oh yah that was him. Okay he was clearly drunk or high. Yah that's his excuse.

"What are you talking about Lord 1st and 4th" asked a more level headed civilian.

"Naruto is the 3rd Jinchuuriki in the village after our wives. Their status as Jinchuuriki was kept a secret. And you people had the gull to call my son a demon" Minato said. It took a few minutes for what Minato said to sink in and when it did all hell broke loose.

Some people were in denial while some were regretting what they did. It was fun for the kage to watch the various reactions from the civilian council while some shinobi looked remorseful. I mean it not every day you are told that you marginalised, swindled, verbally abused and tortured the son of a kage. If they reacted like this, imagine what would happen when news hit the streets.

Surprisingly Danzo was very quiet during the meeting as well as his two compatriots. Why because the 2nd way giving them the 'make one wrong comment and I will kill you' look. The boy's value just shot up the roof with his status but now that he was powerful and well-guarded it was too late to get his hand on the boy. But maybe he can influence the boy to sire some offspring.

On this was for sure and Kushina didn't like it. There was going to be lots of ass licking going on and Naruto was going to be the subject of said ass licking.

"Last order of business the civilian council is hereby stripped of its voting power and reduced to three representatives in the Education, Commerce and Welfare departments" the 3rd announced but this one didn't have enough impact as many of the people were planning on how to lick Naruto's ass to even protest the move.

And so began an annoying season for Naruto. It seems another announcement screwed his life. He had to make himself scarce from the public who had turned a 180 in their attitude towards him when news got out that he was the son of the 4th. He had refused to be called Namikaze-sama stating that Uzumaki was the name he was given and a name which he grew up using so he wouldn't abandon it. So the ass licking switched from Namikaze-sama to Uzumaki-sama. Yah it was pretty annoying. Let's not forget the marriage proposals and love letters send to him. Yah it was pretty annoying. Not to mention it pissed off Haku and Hinata to no end.

Even some of his friends turned their attitudes around when they found out that he was son of a kage but it wasn't that drastic, well to some extent. It was more along the lines of being surprised to flirting (Ino and Sakura). Kiba and Sasuke were pissed or rather jealous but they wouldn't admit it. Ten Ten was another can of fish altogether. She idolised strong kunoichi and when she found out that Naruto's mother was the famous Red Death she started bothering him to no end.

Which is why he was stuck hiding in the temple. Stupid 3rd.

Anyway let's forget about the ass licking shall we. As I was saying it's been a week and things were normalising. We head over to the Kage tower that stood tall during the invasion. It wasn't damaged or anything. However the 3rd secretly wished it was along with the paperwork. Anyway we find the peaceful and quiet building

CRASH…. SCREAMING and more CRASHING and SCREAMING

"OUCH! PLEASE NOT THE FACE! OUCH MY SPLEEN! NOT THE MY PRECIOUS NUTS!"

Okay not that peaceful. We find the building's personal all outside including the ANBU. Some were cowering in fear while some held a look of pity. Why because Kushina was having what she called a nice little chat with the 3rd, 4th and Jiraiya. From the sound of things the chat is anything but nice. I don't think even I would want to experience a chat like that.

"So do you think we should step in" an ANBU asked his partner.

"Be my guest. If you feel that you are well insured to walk into that disaster then go for it. In the meantime I will be booking you a room in the hospital" his partner answered. The ANBU thought about it for a moment then shrugged it off. He wasn't that crazy to volunteer to receive such pain that makes Kage scream like little children.

"Dude did we install a fridge in the office?"

"Nope why" answered another ANBU before a fridge crushed in front of them from a broken window that belonged to the Hokage's office. This was then followed by a bathtub, a kitchen sink, a freaking ship anchor then a broken Jiraiya who was promptly wrapped by a golden chain and was dragged back kicking and screaming.

"Dude let's forget we saw anything and go for some drinks. Things don't make sense here anymore" said an ANBU to which all the others agreed then disappeared.

In the D Naruto residence Kaguya was watching what was happening in the Hokage's office together with Hanabi and Eri.

"Do you see the jutsu the red head used? It used by all women when they are mad. It called 'Where the heck did those things come from/ Women don't make sense no jutsu' and I am going to teach you that" said Kaguya with an evil smile as she looked at the genuine pigs restrained by Kurama (10 tails).

"Why the heck did I agree to come here by the way" Yang Kurama complained as he now regretted not going with Naruto and Gaara to the Hokage tower.

"This family is more insane than me. But Eri is too cute to be insane" Shukaku commented to which the other guys agreed. D Naruto had conveniently escaped stating that he is shadowing the boys. The damn bastard knew this was going to happen.

Naruto and Gaara arrived at the tower with their escort who stood a safe distance away from the tower. By safe I mean 50 metres away. The ground between was now covered with broken stuff and furniture that Naruto was sure was not part of the Hokage tower. To make it worse the tower was surrounded by the dark aura of doom which made it scary plus the screams were not making things better.

"So you want us to go in there!" Naruto asked sarcastically. Yah there was no why in hell he was going in there. Even Gaara looked like he wanted to bolt out of there.

"My orders were to tell you to come here" the ANBU replied.

"Are you crazy! There is no way in hell I am going in there. That place looks like a murder house with someone being murdered. And why the hell are you not at your stations"

"We were given a day off. Plus she said that if you don't come she will pay you a visit. Beside don't you want to see kages getting their asses handed over to the by a woman" the ANBU said.

Even before he finished Naruto and Gaara had already disappeared into the tower. The ANBU just chuckled before looking for his friends at the pub.

Arriving at the office both boys felt the urge to wince as they saw Jiraiya being pulverised by a grinning Kushina. She had him wrapped up in chains pressed against the wall while she repeatedly punched him in the face. The other two (Minato and the 3rd) were on the other side of the room all tied up but the only distinguishable things were the swollen lips and face plus the black eyes of course.

"Oh hey dear I will be with you in a minute I am a bit busy at the moment" Kushina said in a happy tone before she went back to beating the shit out of Jiraiya. Why these people. Minato because he condemned her son to a life of pain, the 3rd because he was too weak to stand up for Naruto and Jiraiya because he is a poor excuse for a godfather.

Meanwhile Jiraiya was thinking up a strategy to save himself from the pain. Kushina was particularly invested in beating the crap out of him. Throughout the entire beating he had taken the most. So the conclusion he came up with was a tried and tested jutsu that will surely work. It worked in most situations so it will work now. It's a very hand jutsu against angry women.

The name of this jutsu is "Blame a poor sucker and divert her anger from you no jutsu". And as luck would have it there was a poor sucker tied up in the office right now whom he had some black mail on. This will surely save him.

"Come on Kushina you should be beating the crap out of Minato. I mean he did masturbate that one time after I took him to a brothel on our first training trip when he was 18" Jiraiya said prompting Kushina to stop beating him and turn to face the now pale Minato. Everyone else just looked at the poor guy in surprise and pity.

"Okay didn't see this one coming" Naruto muttered to himself desperately trying not to imaging his father helping himself.

"Its always the quiet ones that are the most freaky. Anyway what the heck happened to cause him to you know, help himself" the 2nd asked. He just wanted to add fuel to the fire. This family drama is so much fun.

"Oh it got this really amazing lap dance from ahh what was her name again?" Jiraiya asked as if he had forgotten.

"Amanda" Minato said fondly before he realised his mistake. SHIT.

"DIE!" Kushina shouted as she started raining down blows to the poor guy's face and nuts. The most interesting think was even though he was a reanimated corpse he still felt pain and bruising evidenced by his swollen face. This didn't make a lick of sense but hey it's still good drama.

Jiraiya grinned as he felt the chains around him disappear. Good the plan worked now time to escape. He made a bee line for the broken window then jumped out taking in the sweet smell of freedom.

"Jiraiya's famous escape no jutsu successful" he shouted while in mid-air not noticing a portal that just appeared underneath him.

"Now that's one very devious man" the 2nd muttered in amusement. He was surprised when he saw Jiraiya being swallowed by a portal only to fall back in the office in front of Kushina. Then D Naruto appeared in the office.

"Oh I found that one trying to escape so I thought I bring it back to you" D Nruto said with a cheeky grin as he looked at Jiraiya's surprised face which morphed to one of horror when he realised that he was back in the last place that he wanted to be. In front of a crazy Kushina.

"Why thank you dear. I will be with you in a minute after I finish killing these two" Kushina said before she went back to murdering Jiraiya and Minato. D Naruto raised his brow at the way Kushina referred to him. He had a really bad, okay not bad but weird feeling, about this.

After beating the crap out of those pitiful souls there came time to address the issue of the two boys present. Since they had another village's Jinchuuriki it was imperative that this issue be settled in a manner that would not cause any conflict in the future. Konoha had every right to hold Gaara hostage and not suffer international consequences since it was technically the Sand's fault. However that was not the issue. The issue was the one with whom Gaara was in the care of.

"So Mr Uzumaki what have you decided will be done with the boy and did you fix the issue we talked about?" the 3rd asked referring to the poor excuse for a seal that was placed on Gaara to contain Shukaku.

"Oh that don't worry I fixed that a long time ago. All he needs is some rehab and he will be fit to get back into society. Now as for what I am going to do with him. The deal that Naruto made with you applies to him as well. We are aiming to eliminate the thing called Jinchuuriki" D Naruto replied.

"What do you mean deal and eliminating Jinchuuriki" Kushina asked fearing for her son's life.

"Hold your horses lady I am not going to do anything to them. What I mean is the thing called Jinchuuriki shouldn't have existed in the first place so the plan is to make these guys the last generation of Jinchuuriki. The deal that Naruto made with the 3rd is that in exchange for not telling the Daimyo what happened to Naruto, Naruto is to work for the village until he is 14 then he is free to leave. We plan on getting all the Jinchuuriki out of the villages and start an organisation lead by Jinchuuriki" D Naruto explained.

It was more along the lines of the organisation was meant to counter threats to world peace as the Bijuu were originally intended to do. When the last Jinchuuriki dies the Bijuu will continue on with the help of some exceptional humans most preferably from the line of the previous Jinchuuriki.

"I will be training these two as well as the others that we come across during our travels"

"So that was the deal. To be honest I would have thought the boy would have sacked the village and left without even caring. You are one unique individual young man" the 2nd commented making Naruto blush in embarrassment. The other occupants of the room with the exception of Gaara nodded in agreement.

"So you will be leaving the village I see. Where will you go then?" Kushina asked in a somewhat sad tone. She didn't want her child to leave the place she came to call home and wonder around like a homeless hobo.

"We go were help is needed. Don't worry we already found a place to set up shop. Anyway now that you are all here I have a question for you. What do you think of the Bijuu?" Naruto asked. He wanted to get the opinions of some of the most powerful humans on the planet. There was a long pause before the answer came from someone unexpected. But before he could speak D Naruto cut him off.

"Now before you guys answer maybe this will help" D Naruto said as he made an ice screen then projected a very interesting event that happened a few days before.

Flashback

After Gaara and Naruto were brought back home to recover and after Shukaku's traumatic meeting with Kurama (10 tails) the three Bijuu decided to manifest outside the seal to meet a very special person.

"So are you sure she will like us" Shukaku asked unsure whether anyone was sane enough to like him.

"Of course she will like you. You will see once we meet her" Yin Kurama replied as he led the other two to the living room where Eri was playing with Hanabi. Once they got there Yin Kurama told the others to wait.

"Oi little ones its uncle Kurama and he brought some more uncles for you to play with" Yin Kurama announced his presence gaining the attention of the two girls who brightened up at seeing their fluffy uncle. Yang Kurama and Shukaku popped into view and looked with expectation at the girls who all squealed in delight.

"Yey look Hanabi now we got another Uncle Mutant bunny fox thing-kun and uncle Fat sand rat-kun" shouted Eri as she jumped up and down cutely.

"Damn she just insulted us but she is too cute to be mad at" commented Yang Kurama who looked fondly at his little niece with Shukaku. The little girl just stole their hearts in the blink of an eye.

"Come on grandma stop teaching Eri those ridiculous names" Yin Kurama pouted as Kaguya was giggling to herself in the kitchen. It was fun for her to come up with ridiculous names for Hogoromo's terribly designed children. She should have sent that brat to art school. I mean Eri's doodles are way better than the crap he came up with and he was a grown as man.

"Dibs on playing with Eri" Yang Kurama declared getting a glare from Shikaku.

"Oh hell no I am playing with her first. I was stuck in a tea pot for too long damn it" Shikaku tried to counter which evolved into a heated argument which evolved into a classic cartoon fight with dust cloud and flying limbs and all. While those two were fighting someone decided to capitalise on this opportunity.

"Mwahahaha thanks for the opportunity suckers. Into the sunset we ride" Yin Kurama shouted with Eri and Hanabi on his back as he sped out of the house into the sunset leaving two speechless chibified Bijuu.

"Come on that's not fair. And you said it wrong. The girls are riding you so there is no 'we ride'" Shikaku said before he got bonked on the head by Yang Kurama.

"Dude that's so wrong on many levels. You really have been stuck in that pot for far too long. That statement has a double innuendo" Yang Kurama said before he whispered in Shikaku's ear. Shikaku looked horrified when he realised what his statement implied. Okay he really needs to catch up on the current language before he says something stupid and embarrassing especially in front of that scary pregnant lady. But for now time to chase after that bastard.

End of flashback

After watching the projection almost everyone in the room sweat dropped. Are these really the scary creatures of legend or just a bunch of idiots with too much power?

"To be honest with you at first I thought that they were dangerous. The rumours about how destructive they were plus me witnessing their power first hand in my battle against Madara made me believe they should be locked away. However that decision was an uniformed decision. I should have taken time to understand them. I should have realised that we as humans were at fault here and in the end it was my decision that led to the imprisoning of innocent creatures and the suffering of people they were imprisoned in"

Hashirama said in a solemn tone as he thought about that one stupid decision which was backed by the kage of his time. It was the worst decision he ever made. Okay not the worst decision, that honour belongs to the decision he made to introduce Mito to gambling which ended with the two of them being banned from every gambling den.

The other deadish occupants of the room were in agreement. Each one of them held negative views about the bijuu worse Kushina tortured the 9 tails for years while the other two saw bijuu as weapons. However seeing the bijuu acting this way and being friends with humans quickly changed their opinions. They were wrong, dead wrong.

What came next shocked Naruto and even the emotionless Gaara. Hashirama got down on his knees and bowed his head to the ground and apologised on behalf of everyone for the misdeeds that happened to every Jinchuuriki and the bijuu. This was followed by Kushina the other two although a bit reluctant.

"What the hell get up you guys? Seriously people of your statute should not kneel its really weird and creepy" Naruto all but stuttered clearly overwhelmed by what he was seeing. This was the first time someone truly humbled themselves and apologised to him. Why can't the village idiots be more like these guys.

"Well I gotta bounce Anko will be pissed off if I don't give her the next instalment of my series" Naruto said as he dragged the still frozen Gaara out of the room.

"Wait what series? Are you a writer? Did Jiraiya teach you to write porn? If so then I am going to kill you then kill you again in the afterlife the go after you to wherever you go after die in the afterlife" declared Kushina releasing her own aura of doom scaring the shit out of everyone especially those that got a beating earlier.

"Wait Kushina it's not what you think. It's actually a very good cartoon series that blew Jiraiya's books out of the water. It mainly focuses on mocking Kakashi for some reason but it's fun for us and too bad for him" the 3rd said easing the redhead's wrath. You could hear Jiraiya grumbling in the background.

"Oh he is a writer too? I gotta see the books of his. They sound like fun. But who is this Kakashi fellow?" Hashirama asked. He was really excited to see what the kid can do with a pen. Judging by his character this Kakashi fellow must have pissed him off.

"Kakashi is just my idiot sensei who pissed me off" Naruto said as he headed for the door but never made it as he and D Naruto found themselves wrapped in chains.

"Not so fast I want to have a word with you two" Kushina said in a creepy manner with a creepy smile that got the two boys to start sweating. Naruto looked to Gaara for help only to find the guy had already disappeared. There was no way in hell Gaara was about to stay in the same room with another crazy redhead.

'Traitor!'

"Anyway Kushina before you kill him. Did you know he outdid you?" the 3rd asked as he and the others got out of the room.

"Oh what did me in what way" Kushina asked intrigued.

"What was you dream?" the 3rd asked.

"To become the first female Kage!" Kushina declared with conviction before she realised that 1 her husband stole her dream and 2 she was kinda dead. So all that enthusiasm drained away to be replaced by depression.

"No the other one"

"To devour every ramen in the world!"

"NO! the Hyuuga one"

"Oh that one. To shove a stick right up a pompous Hyuuga's ass hehehe" Kushina said before realisation dawned on her. "Please tell me he didn't?"

"Oh he did and in front of an audience too during the chunin exams. What was it he called the technique again. Oh yes it was Kakashi's secret technique: Hashirama style: A thousand years of death. It was called that because he shoved a huge wooden dildo right up the Hyuuga's you know what" the 3rd said as the door closed.

From behind the door

"Bwahahaha Hashirama style brother that's one technique for the history books. That's a good one" the 2nd laughter could be heard making it another historic moment. The second most stuck up person in the world (#1 goes to Madara) just laughed.

"I am so proud of you my boy but now to business. What the hell kind of forbidden technique did you use to travel back in time Naruto!" Kushina shouted pointing an accusing finger at a confused D Naruto.

"Ara?" okay what the hell is this lady talking about now and how the hell did she know he was Naruto? There were various scenarios that were running through D Naruto's head. One of which was that the guardians of this dimension really get a kick at surprising him. Two one of his girls blabbed to her about his true identity. Times like this he really hated being surprised.

"Eh ma'am I really don't know what you are talking about. We might look alike but we are not the same person" D Naruto tried to cover up the mess, poorly might I add. The sweat covering him really gave him away.

"Seriously you are sweating like a pig right now and you are really a bad liar" Kushina said with a blank face. Damn that's not good. Looking to his younger counterpart he resisted the urge to face fault when he saw the kid was sweating and panicking like he was. Resigning to the fact that they have been caught he sighed.

"How did you know?" D Naruto asked.

"Motherly instinct" Kushina answered proudly.

"Eh that's a thing?" both Narutos asked in unison. What the hell is that anyway?

"Oh yes it is. Hello by the way" Kaguya answered then greeted the startled Kushina as she poked her head from the portal she opened. Kurama (10 tails) could also be seen in the background waving her hand at Kushina.

"You are pulling my leg right? There is no way in hell she could have known just from that alone. And what the hell are you doing here anyway?" D Naruto asked. Okay its official women are so confusing.

"We are just enjoying the family drama. So don't mind us we will be quiet" Kurama (10 tails) said in a cheerful manner that caused both Narutos to face fault. Yah women are so confusing.

Shelving the drama for later Kushina continued with her questioning. "Are you going to answer me mister?"

"Okay first of all I am Naruto but not this Naruto. There was no time travel jutsu used. I am from another dimension here to assist my little bro here from the mess created by someones" D Naruto said.

Kushina took some time to digest what the older Naruto said. So he is from another dimension, he didn't time travel. Well at least her mother instincts were right on the money and that's something she was proud of. However when he said he is from another dimension it gave rise to a lot of questions like how his life was, whether she was alive or not and why he came here. So she started to rapidly fire here questions at D Naruto like a like inquisitive child leaving D Naruto no room to answer. His wives were enjoying the show while eating a bucket of popcorn.

However the answers she got nearly broke her heart. Like how she was alive together with her husband but she abandoned Naruto because of certain circumstances. She was really disappointed in her other dimensional self and she wished she could visit her and punch her in the face for being that stupid. Older Naruto's life was a nightmare compared to her Naruto's.

"On behalf of my more idiotic self I am so sorry for what happened to you" she sincerely apologised while hugging him.

"Nah don't worry about it. I turned out alright in the end. Well mostly anyway. Besides we are in the process of reconciling and that's a good sign. We left her babysitting with the other girls" D Naruto replied. He was honestly touched by this woman's sincerity. If only Shinigami agreed to bring her back to life.

"Wait you said girls as in more than one?" Kushina asked.

"Well yah. In this dimension I have three. Back home I have ehhh I forgot but quite a few and kids too"
"Oh that good. And what about little Naru-chan here" she asked while looking at Naruto who was blushing a storm.

"Well I don't have a girlfriend" he answered truthfully. Well it was true he didn't have a girlfriend.

"No but he got two and counting" Kurama (10 tails) shouted. Oh crap this can't be good.

"Two. You have two girls and still going. Hell yah I am going to have lots of grand babies. So are they cute? Can I meet them?" Kushina asked excitedly. Oh she really wanted to meet her daughter in laws.

"If it's about grandbabies then sorry but it will be a long wait. Zabuza has taken cock blocking him. I mean his over protective father raider is stronger than our mother instincts. Naruto can't even get a kiss without him showing up to stop him. Worse since Hiashi screwed up being a father to Hinata, Zabuza too her as his so poor Naruto is in trouble" Kurama (10 tails) said with a grin pushing Kushina's buttons. This is going to be so much fun.

"Naruto dear please go and do what you were planning to do mommy is going to fix everything. You will be getting some nooky in no time" Kushina said in a dark manner with a fiery aura surrounding her. Naruto had a feeling that she was definitely going to embarrass him somehow.

Grabbing D Naruto she sped off in the direction of the Uzumaki temple.

"Zabuza I am going to murder you for cock blocking my son!" she shouted as she blurred passed the startled villagers. Yah she definitely embarrassed him.

In the temple Zabuza felt the urge to run for his life.

With the kage and Jiraiya

"So we are all in agreement?" the 3rd asked

"Aye that fool has lived long enough. He has to die along with his men, those that are beyond saving" the 2nd agreed. What they were discussing was the fate of one war hawk Danzo. He has been a thorn to the authority for far too long and the crimes he has committed are too grave to ignore.

"While you are doing that am I allowed to take Naruto on a mission to find Tsunade?" Jiraiya asked. He was hoping that during this mission he could reconnect with Naruto and teach him a few things. He hoped that if he showed him the rasengan then Naruto would be willing to be his apprentice and not leave the village.

"You may go but hurry up these guys don't have long in this world"

In an underground base somewhere.

It's been a long week for one Shitimaru I mean Shit master no I mean flaming ass shit no I mean Orochimaru yah that guy. The poor bastard had been shitting all week non-stop. He had taken up residence in the toilet were he had been residing for the past week. No one dared to disturb him or talk about shitting lest they die.

Even poor Tayuya hasn't said shit in a week and she was beginning to suffer from withdrawal symptoms. Kabuto was the only one who had contact with his master although he wore a gas mask from the shitfest smell Orochimaru was cooking up. The only good thing was that the flaming shit had ceased but he was still stuck in the toilet. Not to mention the screaming every time he released his shitload. I mean his ass was cooked I mean roasted so it was kinda painful, okay a lot painful. All the medicines they had did jack to help. Only one person was able to help.

"Kabuto prepare to leave we are going to find Tsunade" Orochimaru instructed.

"When are we going to leave master" Kabuto asked.

"Right after I am done with this."

"I will prepare the diapers then. See you tomorrow" and with that the shitfest continued.

And done

Again sorry for the late update plus spelling and grammar errors. This chapter was long but a bit shallow. The upcoming chapter features the demise of Danzo and Naruto's first meeting with the Akatsuki. Warning the Akatsuki will be slightly different from the canon ones. This is a comedy after all.