The Jade Dragon emperor- Panty power

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Chapter 9

Previously

"Hello Naruto how are you feeling. Do you feel weird in any way?" asked his partner who was relieved but was a little nervous about something.

"I am good. Why do you ask about me feeling weird?" asked Naruto.

"Oh nothing hehehe" Zirconis laughed nervously getting narrowed eyes from Naruto. Something was wrong and Zirconis is hiding it. No time for that now gotta get to the wedding.

First they teleported back to their apartment were Naruto proceeded to get a few documents provided to him curtsy of a certain magical garment girl. Then he went on to his wardrobe and put on an outfit that got Asia and Zirconis to sweat drop.

He was wearing blue jeans and an ORANGE T-shirt. The T-shirt was printed something that would definitely piss off someone. In front and in the back was printed 'I LOVE EATING CHICKEN' with a rooster in a weird pose. But the strange thing was that the rooster's head looked suspiciously like Raiser's. When did he have time to do that? Lastly he finished by buying a bucket of chicken drumsticks and he was all set.

"Now time to crush a wedding HAHAHAHA"

Now

Underworld Phenex Family House

We find the house filled with a lot of important devils who were invited to the wedding. You could see all of them were dressed in their fancy expensive clothes and the women also spotted some jewellery to further their allure. Raiser had made sure to spare no expense as he wanted his wedding to go down in history as the wedding of the century.

Most of the devils were holding wine glasses as they discussed various issues but the most prominent one being the Rating Game that occurred a week ago. It was the best rating game they had ever seen and they doubted there would be another one that could top this one. Well unless Rias' team participates against another all-female peerage. If only the game was made public it would have been trending on DevilTube with an obscene amount of views. Too bad the others are missed out on such a bonanza a true feast for the eyes.

Rias' team was also there with the exception of Rias, Asia and Naruto for obvious reasons. All of them were wearing nice formal clothes even Issei although they had to bribe him with anime videos filled with oppai. The boy gladly wore the suit, he would do anything for oppai.

The gang was depressed and that was understandable. Their king was forced to marry a first rate jackass who she didn't want to marry. They fought to the best of their ability and lost and worse their team mate was in a coma for who knows how long. They felt like they let down their king, they should have fought harder and given it their all plus extra (I am not gonna say PLUS ULTRA hell no that's Almight's thing).

"This is so depressing guys let's try to at least be cheerful. It is a wedding after all" Akeno said as she tried to lighten up the mood.

"How can you say that? The pres is being forced to marry that jackass and you say we enjoy the wedding. Hell no I am going to punch that jackass in the face the moment he shows up" Issei said with anger evident in his voice. He wasn't going to let his pres get stuck in a loveless wedding if he could help it.

"Ara ara how bold of you but you won't make it to him. Not with all these powerful devils around" Akeno replied pointing to some powerhouses in the room that were drawn to their conversation. They weren't quiet about their displeasure and they didn't care.

"Then how about we wait after the wedding then we all gang up on him and beat him to a bloody pulp" Koneko suggested while smacking her fist into her palm and a menacing aura behind her. She knew the type of man Raiser was and she was not going to become his glorified trophy to be used and discarded whenever he pleased. The others were surprised that Koneko could suggest such a thing in a menacing voice by the way.

"No that wouldn't work either he could just teleport with the president so we won't get a chance. Plus his healing ability is a pain in the ass" Kiba said earning a pout from Koneko.

"Ara ara don't worry about that. I have the perfect item to make sure that he won't bother us ever again. A little holy water in the wedding cake would do wonders to him. It's the perfect item to assassinate a Phenex after all ara ara ara" Akeno laughed creepily which was mirrored by the rest of the gang while a dark aura began to surround them making them look demonic.

"Nah that would put a lot of heat on us since it would be too obvious. We wait until he gets a shower. A holy shower would do wonders for his ego. On second thought since that guy is made of fire that he even take a shower?" Issei asked with a confused look.

Those who were eavesdropping on their conversation just sweat dropped at the sheer audacity these people had. They were talking about assassinating a high class devil in front of everyone and they were not even hiding it.

"Are we sure this wedding is a good idea. Just look at those guys they might go along with that crazy plan of theirs. On second thought make sure they don't get too close to the cake. And buy another one at that in case they already got to it." These guys sure are scary and they just ruined everyone's hopes to get a bite of the wedding cake. Who the hell would enjoy a wedding cake which could most likely have been sprinkled with holy water?

Sona who was heading to meet the gang with her queen just sweat dropped. These guys sure have devious minds. But it was good that they were occupying themselves otherwise that aura of depression would have lingered longer than it was needed.

But she too shared in their sentiments. She didn't want this for her friend and if she could do something she would. She also had some ideas floating in her head that were more subtle than what Rias' peerage was thinking. But she didn't have the stomach to execute them plus if the assassination was traced back to her it would be bad for her family.

She joined the gang as she waited for her peerage to arrive. They chatted about various things all the while her peerage arrived to keep them company and make sure they don't do anything stupid. Well Naruto would do that anyway despite them trying to stop him. It was a good thing he was unconscious (oh she was so wrong).

Soon the room was hashed as Raiser entered the room. He looked as smug as ever as he headed for the altar to wait for his bride. His smugness only increased when he looked at Rias' peerage and saw the hatred in their eyes but knew they can't do anything to him. Maybe a detour wouldn't hurt.

Rias' peerage plus Sona's saw Raiser coming towards them there were various reactions with surprise being the most prevalent followed by rage.

"Sup my soon to be servants how are you. Are you enjoying your last moments of freedom?" Raiser asked with smugness practically oozing from him. He was definitely pushing the right buttons because the moment he finished Issei lashed out at him but was held down by two of Sona's rooks who seemed to be struggling holding him down.

"Yes stay down where you belong you lowly servant. You reincarnated devils are beneath us so eat dirt" Raiser laughed as he railed Issei further. Oh he was going to enjoy this verbal abuse since he couldn't do anything to them, yet.

"You know for a guy that got his ass kicked by a newly reincarnated pawn worth a single piece you sure are cocky. You really gave use high class devils a bad rep you know" came the voice Sairaorg from behind Raiser. Sairaorg had arrived to attend his cousin's wedding even though he didn't like what was happening. He didn't like Raiser not one bit and if he had an opportunity he would beat him to the ground.

Raiser seeing Sairaorg just huffed. It really stung his pride to be reminded of his defeat at the hands of a mere pawn. But he had to save face after all he was a high class devil and this was his wedding. No one would ever dare do anything to ruin his mood except for this muscle head. He was the bridegroom after all.

"Ha it was a fluke. If we were to fight one on one he would lose like his pathetic ingrate he is" Raiser excused his loss while insulting Rias' peerage. For a guy marrying Rias he sure doesn't waste anytime insulting her friends and thereby indirectly insulting her. This rubbed Rias's peerage in a bad way but the response came from someone they wouldn't expect.

"At least I got to stomp your nuts and clobber that stupid face of yours" Koneko said in her monotone voice but you could detect a hint of edge and amusement in it.

"Oh yah and I did the same thing to you too. And it felt good hearing you squeal like a girl" Issei added his two cents in before he felt the burning gaze of the girls around him. He quickly realised his mistake and corrected it. "No offense girls hehehe"

The not so subtle verbal jabs seemed to serve their purpose in pissing Raiser off. The dude was angry but he couldn't do anything with Sairaorg around so he stormed off while planning to make them pay after he married Rias.

The gang was left to thank Sairaorg for the help to which he just laughed it off. He quite enjoyed the jabs they threw at the chicken. Oh yes he used that word. He had gotten so used to it after watching the rating games that he almost mistakenly called Lord Phenex Lord Chicken.

As the guys continued Rias entered in her wedding dress. The girl looked stunning that everyone was mesmerised by the girl's appearance. What they didn't consider was the girl's face. She looked so sad so defeated. What the heck was wrong with these people? Can't they see how depressed the girl was? The girl got to the altar where the 'priest' went on to recite whatever it was that was recited at devil weddings. Mmh do devils hire priest to officiate weddings.

Anyway Raiser looked even smugger as he looked at soon to be toy I mean wife. Oh this was the best day of his life. Nothing can ruin this day. No one can ruin this event for him. That stupid pawn was in a coma. So he decided to rub it in Rias' face. He leaned forward and whispered into her ear.

"No one is coming to save you". Rias' eyes widened as tears threatened to spill out of her eyes. Just then the doors burst open as a guard flew through it and crushed at the other end of the room. Everyone was on edge as they prepared to defend against the attacker(s).

"I object!" came a familiar voice from a very special someone. That voice caused Rias' peerage to smile with hope in their eyes while Rias looked like she was about to cry. Sairaorg just smirked as he saw his new best friend (not that he told anyone even Naruto) coming into the room.

From the Naruto came in wearing something that was totally against the occasion, jeans and an ORANGE T-shirt with 'I LOVE EATING CHICKEN' printed on it. Everyone sweat dropped at his choice of clothing. They further sweat dropped while Raiser and his family got tick marks on their head when they saw rooster that looked like Raiser on Naruto's shirt. Oh and he was also eating a drumstick.

"Ahh Naruto-kun I don't think they had gotten to the vows yet" came the timid voice of Asia from behind him as she poked her head from his left side. Naruto just looked around for confirmation which he got from his team.

"Ah man I came in too early. I wanted my entrance to be cool" Naruto pouted.

The guests were surprised to see Naruto intruding on the wedding. This was an important event to the underworld. The fate of their species hang on those two's union (that's just bullshit). Even though Naruto had earned their respect, his team had lost and he had no right to interfere in this matter. But no one was more pissed than Raiser.

"You what are you doing here and how did you get in here anyway. We had stationed guards to prevent such a thing" Raiser asked angrily. How dare this ingrate intrude and ruin the best day of his life.

"Well you should done a better job of putting capable guards and a better strategy. I mean female guards without panties? That's the most stupid strategy I have ever seen in my life. And most of them wouldn't have ended up like him" Naruto said nonchalantly as he pointed to the guard laying on the floor with something stuck in his behind.

Flashback

Teleporting just outside the Phenex mansion Naruto had to whistle how large and extravagant it was. Well he was not here to sight see he was here on a mission. To annoy a certain chicken.

Entering the yard Naruto and Asia were met with resistance in the form of the mansion's guards. There were about twenty of them guarding the front meaning that there were extra guards stationed. For what, he could only have a few guesses.

The lead guard stepped forward drawing his sword before pointing and Naruto. "You are not allowed here. The girl can come but you are to leave" he said coolly.

"You do know that I kicked your master's ass right. What can you possibly do to me?" Naruto asked as he motioned Asia to stay back as he stepped forward. The guards stepped back a little before gaining their courage. They all rushed at Naruto with swords poised to strike. What happened next shocked everyone even Naruto. He moved to knock them out but all the guards ended up embedded into the ground all very much unconscious. All this happened in 10 seconds.

Naruto was very surprise at the speed and strength that he displayed. He was sure that his gravity seals were on and he was very much sure that the speed and strength he displayed was three times faster and stronger than his base speed from during the tournament.

"Wow is it just me or did I become a lot faster and stronger" Naruto remarked. He expected to hear a comment from his partner but he was strangely silent. Asia just sweat dropped as she followed Naruto into the mansion where they were met with more guards.

"Are you kidding me? Your boss really hates me right?' he gets a nod from the guards. "Is there any way you can just pretend that you didn't see me and let me pass?" he got a negative from the guards to which he just signed. Then he noticed a few female guards and smirked.

"STEAL" Naruto announced his fearsome attack but the guards just smirked. Naruto raised a brow until he noticed that he didn't get anything from his target. He blinked in confusion. They couldn't have developed a way to counter his technique that quickly unless.

"You are not wearing any underwear are you! So all of you ladies are commando?" Naruto exclaimed in shock. Damn Raiser was one twisted S.O.B to force his guards to not wear underwear. He looked at the female guards and found them blushing in embarrassment. Well his ultimate pervy technique was useless now. That was until he saw the woman he targeted shacking uncontrollable with a deep blush on her face. He also noticed a certain aroma coming from his fingers from the hand he used when he tried his technique.

He brought his fingers closer then smelled them. Yap there is no doubt about it he knew this scent. But how did it get to his fingers when he hadn't touched the woman's snatch. Mmmh may be just maybe. Let's test that theory out.

Again he used his STEAL technique on another female guard. This time he used in for a while longer while willing his fingers to do a rubbing motion instead of a grabbing motion. He noticed that instead of the normal bright light accompanying his technique, his hand had disappeared all the way to the wrist. Moreover he could feel his hand and it was massaging something wet with lips and no teeth. He then heard a squeal from his victim solidifying his theory.

Oh yes STEAL just got a mega evolution. His hand was literally teleported into the victim's pants were he was busy pleasuring the poor woman. Hell yah now time for some long range molesting. So for the next minute and a half all the female guards fell prey to the combined might of the now dubbed Long range molesting and the Touch of the Ero God. Lets just say there was a lot of erotic sound and fluids bursting and lots of nose bleeds that took out all the guards.

After that the very happy boy and a blushing Asia continued on with their journey until they came to the doors of the hall were the wedding was being conducted. It was also guarded and unfortunately by male guards. Again Naruto sighed.

"Would you please let us through?" Naruto asked and again he got a negative. "Please I don't want to have to do something drastic"

Okay there is stupid then there is dump and then there is ridiculously stupid. Ridiculously stupid is trying to fight the guy that mopped the floor with their master and also wiped out the guards before them. So what Naruto had to do was make them see the light.

So when ridiculously stupid 1 came at him, Naruto quickly draw a chicken's foot from his bucket and shoved it up the idiots' ass. There was a lot of screaming and cursing with the others looking on in horror. Naruto wasted no time in doing the same to all the others with the last one being kicked through the doors of the wedding hall.

End of flashback

"Wow look at that it's really went in deep. That's what I call having a foot stuck up your ass" said there ever cheerful Serafall as she pocked the little piece of the chicken's foot that was showing.

"Leviathan-sama please stop that it feels so uncomfortable" groaned the poor guard. Everyone there instinctively held their behinds as they knew that that really hurts like hell. Raiser just growled not caring about what happened to his guards.

"Get the hell out of here or do I have to force you. And while you are at it refer to me by my proper title like the lowly devil that that you are" Raiser commanded as he inched closer to Rias who was still dazed by Naruto's sudden appearance. Akuja wanted to move in to interfere but was stopped by Sirzechs who also signalled for the others not to interfere. He wanted to see where this was going before he plays his cards plus with that old coot here he would have to be careful. Also when Naruto is around this become very lively.

Naruto looked at Raiser with a raised brow not at all threatened. "You want me to refer to you by your proper title. Which one? I mean in history you are the only one to carry so many titles. There is Douchebag, Jackass, Bird brain, Asshole, KFC, Rooster, Chicken nuggets, Drumstick, Yakitori etc. So which one would you like? Also if I am a lowly devil who beat the crap out of you what does that make you?"

Raiser's brow twitched violently at the jab Naruto threw at him. He could also hear some stifled sneakers from the guests. Oh he was going to kill this kid. But he wasn't given a chance to formulate a comeback as Naruto continued while he addressed the rest of the guests.

"And what the hell did you all come here to see? A wedding? You guys really disgust me. Look at the bride, she looks miserable and has been crying and here you are enjoying yourselves. She made it clear she doesn't want to marry that dipstick and you are clearly forcing her. Just be glad that she is reasonable otherwise she would have taken a few drastic measures to get out of this marriage. She could have just killed herself but she cares so much for her friends. Or my personal favourite since it's a marriage between Rias Gremory and Raiser Phenex she could have just denounced the Gremory name and just be Rias. But she still loves her family even though they clearly don't care about her. You Gremory are a family and yet you have caused you daughter so much pain. Instead of spending her teen years doing what girls do she was forced to devote most of her time trying to find a way to get out of this stupid marriage. And don't let me get started about that stupid class system that you put in place."

After Naruto's rant which from what they could see hadn't ended yet since he was taking a few breaths to calm himself, the audience had time to reflect to what they had done. Were they really that bad? Looking at it the bride seemed very unhappy about the marriage and they ignored it. They were basically celebrating someone else's torment. Some rationalised that it was all for the good of their kind but some had doubts. Were they so different from the Old faction if they were doing this to their kind?

The ones to be hit worse were the Phenex and the Gremory family especially the Gremory. For the Phenex it was shame and remorse they were feeling. They knew that their son was bad for the girl and that the girl refused him the first time they met. They should have done something to change their son's character maybe they wouldn't be in this mess. It seems that they messed up as parents in raising Raiser.

The Gremory felt so much shame like never before. Their daughter was distressing for all these years all because of them. She refused the marriage when she met Raiser. They too met him and knew he was an ass but they forced their daughter into that marriage. What if she took drastic measures like what that pawn said? What would have happened to their family? Was the devil race worth sacrificing their daughter's happiness? Sirzechs felt even worse. He professed love his sister (damn siscon) but he didn't do much to help her. He knew she was hurting and what did he do, nothing, well except for the rating game idea but that was after years of pain.

"ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS! The wedding will continue whether you like it or not. Our race depends on it" came a loud commanding voice. Sirzechs just sighed. It seems the old coot has decided to act. He is a real pain. Let's see where this goes. Maybe Naruto has something up his sleeve.

The whole room was silenced by that voice and Naruto turned to see an old man (not that old in appearance but in posture) coming towards them. He radiated authority and from the way Raiser was reacting to him he seems to be someone important. Worse this guy gave him a Danzo vibe. He was tempted to outright call him Danzo. The man looked at Naruto with a look that gave him bad vibes but he stood his ground. He had faced worse after all.

"And who might you be old man" Naruto asked. Everyone sweat dropped at the blatant disrespect to one of the most influential and respected devil in the underworld. The old man in question just looked at him without even changing his facial expression.

"I am Zekram Bael leader of the Bael clan" he said as he tried to gauge the reaction of the young man in front of him. He was sadly disappointed as the boy just shrugged and said OK and that's it. There were so many things he wanted to say to this stupid boy about respecting his superiors but that would be wasting time. There was a wedding to enjoy after all so he will cut to the chase.

"Young man I would advise that you shut up and don't disturb the wedding. As you know if your King told you anything, purebloods are becoming fewer in number so it is apparent that this union happen. We need to preserve the purebloods after all" the man said. Naruto just looked at him as he digested what the old man said before something occurred to him. He had seen this happen in the Elemental nations a lot.

"Seriously that's the reason for this wedding. This is a bunch of bolony and you know it. If the situation was as dire as you make it to be then those three (pointing at the three male Maou) would be having harems right now popping purebloods left right and centre. But no that's not the case here which leads me to believe that there is another motive behind this marriage. Like trying to merge POD and the power of the Phenex clan. This is too obvious. You guys would sacrifice my King's happiness for this" Naruto almost shouted after he pieced together the main reason of the wedding but he settled a serious face. The younger generation looked shocked while the older generation looked surprised that he pieced it together that quick.

True the main reason for the marriage was to try and merge bloodlines to produce an even stronger one but chances of that happening were slim. It was either the child gets either one of the parents' bloodline or none at all. And also yes the situation wasn't dire as they made it out to be otherwise they would have made the Maou to have harems despite the law that Maou should have one partner.

Rias looked shocked and looking to her parents who looked away from her confirmed what Naruto said was true. She looked devastated that her parents would do this to her, their own daughter. It was at this time that her peerage was by her side comforting her with the boys standing protectively in front of them. Issei looked ready to explode in rage.

There was division in the room as the younger generation looked at the older generation like they were monsters. True they were devils but they wanted to do things differently from the old faction but it seems they failed spectacularly. As for Naruto he was having second thoughts about revealing his hunch but it had to be done. Sometimes you need to do things the hard way to get results.

Seeing the commotion in the room Zekram lost his composure for a moment before he reined his feelings under control. This kid has a big mouth and what he did had caused division among the devils something they didn't need. Time to remind him where his place is.

"Now listen here boy this wedding is happening whether you like it or not. It's for the good of our kind. We need all the power we can get. There is nothing you can do about it. It was decided and both clans signed a contract and according to devil law all contracts must be honoured" Zekram said as he put the final nail in the coffin. Contracts were important in the devil community meaning breaking a contract would risk shaming the family. Zekram further cemented his point by releasing a portion of his power scaring most of the guests while the Maou got ready to step in.

Naruto on the other hand just raised a brow before he released his own power and was surprised to find that it had risen to high class levels. What he didn't notice was the torrent of water forming around his feet like a tornado and an aura of Lighting of Destruction formed around him. Everyone else noticed and were surprised by this.

"What contract are you talking about? As far as I know there is no contract between the Phenex and the Gremory" Naruto said with a smirk. This was the final plan that he had if all of his plans failed. He took out a certain document and gave it to Rias to read the highlighted parts. The girl went over the parts Naruto highlighted before she rubbed her eyes to make sure she was not seeing things. She looked at Naruto who mouthed checkmate to her.

"You had this all this time and you didn't tell me" she asked as a dark aura formed around her.

"Eh you see.." he didn't get to finish as the girl pounced on him then started beating him like a crazy animal. It gradually ended with the girl crying while muttering Thank you over and over again.

Sona picked up the document before she read herself and blinked. What the hell. How did she not see this? This could have saved them the trouble years ago. What was she reading? The Contract law of course, the amended one. It stated in the fine print that if any of the two people marrying to solidify a contract refuse then the contract was null and void. This meant that when Rias refused to marry Raiser she basically voided the contract making her a free devil.

The document was passed along to everyone who read it. Sirzechs was crying anime tears as he missed this part. He had looked high and low for an exit for his sister but failed to find anything. Serafall was just whistling innocently while sending a wink to Naruto (she was the one who made the amendment and gave Naruto that specific document although he could have gotten it either way). Zekram was pissed that there was such a law and he didn't know about it. Soon all those who will be forced into arranged marriages would start refusing cancelling many potential contracts. Curse this stupid pawn.

The Gremory and the Phenex looked shocked. So the supposed contract they signed wasn't a contract at all. They had wasted a lot of time and resources and all for what nothing. For the Gremory there was also a chance they might lose their daughter because of their stupid mistake.

Naruto seeing his part done picked up Rias bridal style earning an eep from the girl and a glare from Asia. Before making their dramatic exit Naruto saw it prudent to remind them of something.

"Before I leave I think its good to remind you that you owe me a lot of money and for certain people I will need something else from you. Have a good day" and with that Rias' peerage teleported away leaving a bewildered people except for a few. They remembered the bet they made before the rating game and they lost spectacularly. As for Raiser the poor guy was left on the altar.

Zirconis however was dreading the conversation he would have with Naruto. When he was roaming around in Naruto he found a number of things that were odd but the worst was that he found the seal like Naruto asked him to. The dam thing was empty. All the beasts were gone.

Goddess realm

There were a number of Goddesses assembled in the hall discussing Naruto's progress. So far after his stunt in the rating game and crushing the wedding he had earned a lot of points. In the centre of the hall was a figure wearing a white linen dress only showing that she was female. She seemed to be the centre of attention for now.

As the discussion taking place our mysterious figure entered the hall eliciting the whole room to quiet down. The figure slowly walked to the centre of the hall where the girl in white was.

"Looks like your crazy plan worked. Forcing him into that situation brought out his hidden potential. But are you sure it was a good idea. He will flips when he finds out Raiser's power up was your plan" said a goddess who seemed to be leading the meeting.

"I wouldn't worry about that. He has a good heart he will understand. However if he flips she (pointing to the girl in white) will handle him. Plus I am sure he will be very happy if we give him his chakra back minus Sage of Six paths of course" the mysterious figure reasoned. The others nodded at the reasoning.

"Are you going to meet with him" another goddess asked.

"Yes I am. I have waited long enough to meet my payment. I think its time I explain things to him"

"Well good luck Shinigami. We are all counting on you"

And done

This ends the KFC arc. Next chapter we will see what's happening in the Elemental nations and Naruto's conversation with Zirconis.

Oh yah and STEAL got an upgrade look out you poor victims mwahahahaha