OMG! This was one of my very first DBZ fanfics! This was written in 2010, I was a sophmore in highschool, and experimenting with crack fics when I decided to write this. Unfortunately, the rest of the chapters that went with it were lost. I found this in a draft folder in one of my old email accounts, and decided to bring it back to life.
Fun At The Beach
"VEGETA!"
"WHAT IS IT, YOU INFERNAL WOMAN?"
"Why aren't you dressed for the beach yet?" Bulma popped into their room, frowning at Vegeta, who stood in the middle of the room, arms crossed, scowling at the wall. "Because, I refuse to go to the beach with that baka Kakarot and his kakamate, and their kakabrats! I am the-"
"Prince of All Sayians, we know, Vegeta. Dende, why can't you just let go of that stupid grudge-" Vegeta cut her off, "I refuse to let go of my grudge until I am the strongest-" Bulma growled, "WILL YOU SHUT UP AND PUT ON THOSE BEACH CLOTHES! EITHER YOU GO, OR YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH FOR TWO MONTHS!" Needless to say, Vegeta had those clothes on faster than you could say, 'kame hame ha.' backwards. (A/N: I personally think thats virtually impossible, let me know if you know someone who can.)
*With Trunks and Goten*
Goten had spent the night at the Brief's residence, so he would be traveling with them to the beach.
(A/N: In this version, Goku came back after he died at the Cell Games, via Namek Dragonballs, so him and Chichi had another baby two years after Goten was born. The baby was a girl named Tai. This story takes place a little after the Buu crap, so Gohan and Videl are together now, Trunks is 9, Goten is 8, and Tai is 6. Yes, Tai can fight and go Super Sayian. I gave Trunks a little sister earlier, so Tai won't be alone. Bella is 7 and she has lavender hair and blue eyes. Looks like a feminine Trunks or Vegeta. Their fused form is named Taela. She looks like Gotenks's twin, only with a shirt under her fusion vest, and her pants have a lower waist. I'm telling you this because the fusions will appear on the beach, and cause mayhem. Maybe, if you're lucky, Gogeta will make an appearance as well.)
"Come on, Chibi, get up! We're going to the beach today!" Trunks shoved Goten off the bed. The slumbering chibi didn't react, except to snore louder. Trunks sighed. He didn't want to have to resort to this, but Goten was asking for it. "GOTEN, BREAKFAST IS-" A black haired blur shot out of the door and down the stairs, straight to the kitchen, where Tai and Bella were helping Bunni make chocolate chip pancakes. The Sons and Videl would be over for breakfast, and then they were heading to the beach. "-ready..." Trunks sighed and headed downstairs. "Hi, Niichan!" Bella squealed from her spot on the counter. "Hey, imouto-chan." Trunks sighed as he spied Goten sitting at the kitchen table, fork and knife at the ready, drool dribbling onto the napkin around his neck. "I'm ashamed to call him my niichan." Tai whispered to Bella. Bella nodded, "At least my niichan isn't like that." Tai looked over at her in outrage, "We always argue about this, and we end up sparring, so, we'll settle this after breakfast." Bella nodded, her father's smirk plastered on her face.
Goku, Chichi, Gohan, and Videl appeared in the kitchen. "GO-NIICHAN!" Tai and Goten tackled the poor teen to the floor. "Hi, guys." He grinned sheepishly, scratching the back of his head. "Hi, Gohan-chan." Bella and Trunks waved from the counter, then Bella wacked her brother, "Niichan, keep your hands out of the batter!" Tai gasped, "Tru-chan, that's gross." Trunks yelped as his sister chased him from the room with the spatula.
There was a moment of silence, and then...
"YOU INSUFFERABLE BRATS, STOP HORSING AROUND INSIDE!" Two squeals of surprise rang out. "If you want to hit your brother, then challenge him to a spar." Vegeta carried both chibis into the kitchen. Trunks smirked, "Yeah, Bell-chan, challenge me to a spar so I can kick your as-" *WHAM* Everyone froze as Chichi tucked her Frying Pan back in its invisible hiding spot. Trunks sat on the ground, clutching a goose egg on his forehead. "Young man, where'd you hear that horrible language?" Trunks shrugged, "Dad says it all the time."
"He says what?" Vegeta inwardly cringed as his mate came into the kitchen. "Niichan sad that Tousan says a bad word all the time." Bella ran over to her mother and hugged her leg. Bulma sighed, "I'm not even going to ask, lets eat breakfast and go."
*after breakfast*
Everyone piled into the sky van. Everyone was all for flying, but Bulma and Chichi blatantly refused, complaining about their hair getting messed up.
The chibis were playing hot patato with a ki ball at the back of the bus. Trunks put too much force behind a toss, and the ki ball exploded against the back of Gohan's head. The chibis cringed as he turned around, an uncharacteristic scowl on his face, and a ki ball in hand. It may have been small, but Trunks could tell that the blast would pack a hell of a punch if Gohan threw it. "Gomen, Gohan, it was an accident." Gohan glared harder, "That's what you and Goten said... the last five times. You have one more chance." Gohan dissipated the ball and turned back to his girlfriend. "So, the eldest kakabrat's inner fire hasn't been completely put out by his chronic nerdiness." Vegeta said, smirking with amusement. Goku chuckled softly, "Vegeta, leave him alone." (A/N: Yes, Goku is a bit more serious. Don't worry, he still reacts to food the same way.) "We've landed!" Bulma announced.
The chibis raced out of the van and straight out onto the hot sand. Five seconds later, they shot up five feet in the air. "HOT!" The adults laughed as the children hopped up and down on the sand. The ability to fly must've slipped their minds. The girls, at least, had the smart idea to put on their flipflops. "Bakas." Bella said snarkily. Tai giggled and tackled her brother to the sand, "Put on your shoes, smart one!" Goten grabbed his shoes, "I knew that." He grumbled. Bella and Trunks were arguing nearby, and the adults had gone down the beach to set up the umbrellas and beach towels in a less populated area. Suddenly, the two burst into SSJ and started sparring. Someone yelled, "It's the gold fighters' children!" and everyone crowded in with cameras.
*down the beach*
"Hey, what's that?" Videl pointed up in the sky. An eerily familiar golden set of lights were flashing around, towards and away from eachother. On the ground, a group of people were cheering, pointing cameras up at the lights. "Oh no... Vegeta, please tell me Bella and Trunks did not take you up on that offer to challenge one another to a spar." Bulma mumbled. "I wish I could, woman." Vegeta said absently, staring up at his children. "Oh my Dende, why me?" Bulma covered her face with her hands. "Vegeta-san, Trunks and Bella are sparring." Goten and Tai ran up, confirming what the others already knew. "Stupid little brats, I meant at home when I said that." Vegeta powered up and shot over to the quarreling chibis.
"Come on, niichan, lets go build a sandcastle when Bella and Trunks get back." Tai said cheekily. "Okay!" Goten said happily. Vegeta reappeared with the two angry chibis tucked under each arm. "Now, you brats go with the kakabrats, and I better not find out that you two were sparring again, or you will spend tomorrow with me in the GR. Got it?" They both nodded and followed Goten and Tai to the sand near the water.
*sandcastles*
"I bet me and Bella can build a better sandcastle than you and Trunks, Goten." Tai teased. "No you can't. You're just a baby." Tai glowered at him, "Am not!"
"Are too!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"I'll show you a baby, come on Bella." The two went out of hearing range. "Hey, lets fuse into Taela so we can win." Bella whispered. "But, we're not supposed to fuse unless we're in battle." Tai said softly. "This is battle, Tai, against the boys." Bella said, exasperated. "Oh... Alright." They moved into position. "FUUU-SSION-HA!" There was a bright flash, and then a lavender streaked black haired chibi stood there. "Ta da! Introducing Taela. Now, lets build the ultimate sandcastle!" The chibi dove into the sand. Trunks and Goten looked up and gawked, "NO FAIR!" Taela looked up, "You can fuse, too, dummies!"
The minute Gotenks appeared, the fusion chibis forgot about sandcastles, and went to get ice cream sodas from the booth down the beach. Heaven help the people who have to deal with the fusions on their sugar highs. *cough* Vegeta, Goku, and Gohan *cough*.
*With the adults*
"Dad, did you feel that?" Gohan sat up from his spot beside Videl.
"Yeah. They fused."
Vegeta growled, "Those little brats, now we have to-" He paused as the fused energies of their children shot up higher than normal.
"Feels like a sugar high." Gohan said softly. Everyone groaned as two golden, long haired, SSJ3, fused chibis blurred by, laughing like maniacs. "I refuse to fuse just so we can stop those brats, make the nerdy brat do it." Vegeta said, scowling at Goku. "Ugh, fine. Vegeta, you're such a lazy bum when it comes to stopping those four from creating mayhem." Gohan powered up to his Mystic form and shot after the fusions.
Okay, I did some digging and found a part of the second part of this chapter. The difference between this one and the last one, is that I changed Tai's name to Chisana. I think this second scene is the one I actually posted, while the first is the original content.
The chibis landed before the sign, beyond confused. "Do we go into town now, Tru-niichan?" Bella asked softly. "Ummm, yeah, I guess so." the troupe of chibis made their way into the heart of Vegas.
Meanwhile...
"if Gohan can't get his brain unscrambled, those chibis are dead!" Chichi screamed, flailing the Pan in the air. Goku ducked under one of her wild swings with a high pitched squeak. Gohan's poor, aching head lay in Videl's lap, red swirls where his eyes should be. "Chichi, will you quit bitching and give him a senzu bean?" Bulma snapped, bringing a wide smirk to Vegeta's face. The onna was so much fun when she got mad... A sweatdrop appeared on Chichi's forehead,"oh... Didn't think of that." Goku passed out in relief as she put the Doomsday Device disguised as a cooking utensil away. Chichi shrugged and fished the senzu out of her oblivious husband's pocket, then forced it down her son's throat. He flew to his feet, "Where the f*** are those little s***s?" growling like, well like a saiyan... "we're trying to figure that out, now, Gohan." Bulma watched her godson carefully, testing his sanity. 'poor thing,' she thought sadly, 'the chibis are gonna kill him someday.'
In Vegas...
"Trunks, are we lost?" Chisana asked, scared. "I don't know. Let's go in here." Trunks pointed out a huge building with bright colored lights that flashed so much that those with epilepsy would be seizing in a puddle of their own spit in seconds. (No offense to people with epilepsy.) "Trunks, what's a... Casino?" Goten asked, rubbing his forehead. Big words made his brain hurt... "Let's find out, chibi." the four tiny demis weaved through the crowd and slipped past the bouncers, into what appeared to be an 'arcade'. "Cool! A Casino is just a fancy word for arcade!" Bella crowed. The chibis hit the slots with squeals of excitement, the Pan all but forgotten...
Later...
"Chi-Chan! I think I broke it!" Goten wailed. The machine he sat at was spouting coins like nobodies business. "Baka, that means you won!" Chisana yelled back. Trunks snagged a tray of what appeared to be water to his chibi eyes, but was really four champagne flutes, filled with their namesake. "Hey, I got drinks!" the four chibis grabbed a glass and drank it down.
*cue Gohan's theme music from his epic apple scene in the Garlic Jr Saga*
A rosy tinge colored their cheeks only moments after the alcohol got into their systems. Goten giggled and hiccupped in an adorable manner, Chisana followed his lead. Trunks got more drinks, and the chibis drank well into the night.
(A/N: Can you say hangover?)
At two different elsewheres (The Deadzone and the beach)
Garlic Jr and Gohan sneezed violently. Gohan had a flashback of the apple incident and blushed furiously. He really couldn't remember any of it until now, and we was soo happy no one witnessed him sans sobriety, even if he was just a chibi at the time.
In Las Vegas...
"Trunks *hic* where we gonna *hic* sleep tonight?" Goten asked, taking a jello shot to the head.
"Go Go-niichan!" Chisana cheered, then fell off of her stool to the hard floor. She giggled, "That was sooo fuuuun!"
Bella squealed, "Wait, wait, I wanna try!" the lavender haired chibi threw herself from her stool to the floor, laughing on impact. The duo kept going until they could only remain on the floor, giggling like idiots. Very bruised idiots.
Trunks stood on wobbly legs and imitated his father, "I WILL SURPASH YOU KAKKAROSHT!" His speech was badly slurred. "NO YOU WON'T VEGESHTA!" Goten yelled back, moving into a clumsy stance. Trunks copied him, and the drunken chibis began a sloppy, wasted spar with their siblings as cheerleaders.
Meanwhile...
Goku and Vegeta sneezed violently, turning in the direction of the sloshed ki signals they felt. "Grrr, brats!" Vegeta blasted off in that direction, with Goku on his tail.
Vegas...
Trunks froze, taking a hard one to the face, "hide you kis itsh our dadsh!" Goten giggled and dropped his ki," letsh get out of here then!" the quartet made an exit to the conjoined hotel and got a hotel room.
(A/N: this is fanfiction, and I say chibis are allowed to rent hotel rooms, dammit!)
Next day...
Trunks woke up to a kick in the face. He flew out of the bed and hit the wall. He yelled, "SON OF A B-"
Vegeta grabbed his son by the hair, "what the f*** are you four doing getti g stone cold drunk! You stupid little gakis!" Trunks suddenly had the mother of all headaches and the dim light from the ceiling killed his eyes. "you have a hangover, don't you , gaki?" Vegeta grinned wickedly, but the grin went away when his son projectile vomited all over his face.
Gohan turned in the direction of Vegeta's ki, eyes wide. It had shot through the roof just now. His father appeared in his room, holding a groaning Goten and a moaning Chisana. "What's up with them?" Goku looked up, "Hangovers, son, very bad hangovers."
The eldest son of Goku shook his head at his crazy younger siblings, hiding a smug smirk as he followed his father back into the house.
Payback... sweet, sweet payback...
I can't remember precisely what the chibis did to Gohan that caused his brain to be scrambled at the beginning of the second scene, but it had something to do with him telling them that Chichi would use the Pan on them because of their misbehavior. I'm drawing blanks here lol.
No chibis were actually harmed in the making of this parody... can't say the same for Gohan or Vegeta's pride... *evil laugh*
~CloudSpires1295~