The Jade Dragon emperor- Panty power
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Sorry for the late update but it's a bit difficult to type using the onscreen keyboard. My keyboard malfunctioned so I bought an external one and it suffered the same issue. A few essential keys like the vowels are not working so you can imagine what a pain it is to type. I tried every solution online and nothing worked. So my updates will be very slow until I find a way to fix this.
A few people got the guess right (Habu2010, Spellbat). The flying panties thing I got it from Heaven's Lost Property. It a good anime for those that want to check it out.
A guest asked what technique so many devil women want their husbands to learn from Naruto. It's the Touch of the Ero God. Check out my earlier chapters.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or High School DxD. Those have their owners of who I wish I was one of them.
Chapter 15
Previously
"Mmmh a diplomatic incident about panties. The Panty incident. I don't think so. It would be too embarrassing if a war was fought over panties."
Our guests were confused and nerved at the same time. Why do they get the feeling that this guy was a pervert.
"If we beat your students what makes you think you can take us on at the same time?" the blue haired one asked again.
"I don't know, because I can. Come on it will be great I tell yah. And I wanna see if you are capable of protecting those swords of yours" now this got the reaction he needed.
"Are you saying we are incapable of protecting these swords. If that's the case then you are on. We will beat you to a bloody pulp" the blue haired one said as she shot out of her chair.
"Good then tomorrow be ready to lose them Holy virgin panties hehehe"
Now
In the now dubbed Uzumaki mansion there were sounds of flesh meeting flesh followed by a lot of grunting and panting. These sounds were coming from the basement in the training ground. Here we find a panting Koneko and Xuelan and an okay Naruto. They have been going at it for a while now and Naruto doesn't seem to be tired not one bit.
This was a true testament to the legendary stamina he always brags about. They were taking him on at the same time too. All they needed was to land one blow and they win (what? You guys thought it was the bedroom stuff. Pervs. Then again who am I to talk).
They were having their everyday morning 'spar' while the others were doing their assigned training routines. Naruto was aiming to improve everyone's skills and push them past their limits (maybe I should give them limit breaking hair aka super saiyan hair). He had a gut feeling that things were going to be interesting in the coming future. He wanted to be prepared.
Right now he was having a 'spar' to with those two who were wearing freaking weights. They were rooks and they were strong so he was working on increasing their speed even further past what it was during the rating games. He also had heavily supressed his own speed and power during these spars as a way of training himself.
Well this 'spar' if you can call it that was one of Naruto's favourites. Why? Because he gets physical with the girls. There is a lot of groping, licking, disappearing panties and most recently flying panties. All in all it was pure molesting not sparring.
Koneko and Xuelan nodded to each other as they formulated a plan. They were going to use Naruto's weakness against him. They both jumped into the air and performed a spinning axe kick while announcing the obscene name of the attack.
"Royal Panty flashing axe kick"
As the name implies, they literally flashed Naruto their panties when they performed their axe kicks. Poor Naruto saw it coming but didn't have the will to do anything as he appreciated the view given to him. The two attacks connected driving Naruto into the ground but he was still standing with a stupid grin on his face which faded away once he realised what happened. He had just been distracted by a damn panty shot.
"Damn panty flashers" Naruto grumbled. This was his first 'lose' ever since they started these spars. Well what can you do? They exploited his weakness and he paid for it. Time for some pay back.
Faster than the two girls could blink Naruto was upon the two with a mischievous grin. He held them in a hug while placing his head in between their necks. The two girls squealed in surprise.
"You guys let your guard down. Just because you land a hit on me doesn't mean that you have on the battle. Now you pay the price. Time for some tongue twisting licky licky hehehe. I am gonna lick you all over." Naruto said as he slowly started to lick their necks slowly while twisting his tongue earning some squeals and moaning.
As much they didn't want to admit it they liked what Naruto was doing but didnt he have to do it in the damn training ground with the others around. It was really embarrassing. They were only saved by Grayfia's timely arrival.
"Naruto-kun your guests have arrived" she said while raising a brow when she saw Naruto frozen mid lick. This gave the girls the chance to escape and send a thankful look to the maid while Naruto send her a 'you interrupted my fun time look'. Even though Grayfia is one of Naruto's lovers she still like to be the maid. Maybe it has become a fetish for her.
"Gray-chan you interrupted my fun time" Naruto whined like a child.
"Whatever. I am not the one who told the guest to arrive at this time" Grayfia blankly stated all the while enjoying Naruto's annoyed look.
"You better hurry up before the boys start another fight. They are not very happy, well Kiba is not happy anyway, about their lose yesterday" Grayia informed him prompting Naruto to curse inwardly. He had been having a very good day so far. He won't let those two ruin it.
He stood up and went to greet his guests unaware of the mischievous grin on Akeno's face as well as the other girls. Looks like they were planning a little prank of their own. Pranking a prankster? Let's see how this ends.
Getting to the door he was greeted to the sight of Kiba glaring at the exorcists while Issei was chatting with the other one. Well that's weird. Putting on his famous grin.
"Welcome to my humble home. I hope the boys were not causing any problems" Naruto said while glaring at Kiba. He will need to have a chat with him.
The other exorcist returned the greeting politely with enthusiasm that made Naruto chuckle. Now there is person he can get along well with. The blue haired one however
"Humble my foot. More like the house of debauchery and all things unholy" she said flatly.
Naruto face planted into the ground. Where the heck did the girl get that idea? No such thing happens here. Okay there is a lot of debauchery happening these days in this house and the residents of the house were all unholy but she shouldn't say it like that with a straight face.
"I can assure you no such thing happens…" he was interrupted by the blue haired one who pointed above the front door of the house. Naruto looked and his eyes widened comically with his jaw hitting the floor.
Above the door in big bold letters on a billboard was written the words "Welcome to the house of debauchery and all things unholy". What the hell. That wasn't there this morning. Looking at his beautiful maid/lover he found her suspiciously looking away from him while trying to whistle but no sound came out just air being blown.
So she was in on it. Now who is the mastermind? Who has the guts to do this to him? Who refers to the house as such? Only one person fits the bill. Akeno. In the training ground watching from a TV screen were the girls and they were laughing at the priceless look on his face. This was fun.
With Naruto he composed himself and made an excuse that some kids put that there. Yah he was a horrible liar. What kid understands what debauchery means or has handwriting that good. Now he feels like Kakashi which creeped him out. The guests just accepted the lame excuse (a miracle) and followed him inside.
While they were heading to the training room they took time to appreciate the house. This didn't mean they were letting their guard down. No they were confident that they will win with their swords. Too bad they didn't fully understand whose house they walked into.
Arriving at the training room Naruto ushered them in. "Welcome to our awesome training room" Naruto said as he began to yep on and on about the cool feature of the room only to be interrupted again by the blue haired who had a blank face.
"More like the cave of depravity and all things unholy" she said while pointing to the other side of the cave where there was another board written "Welcome to the cave of depravity and all things unholy". Naruto's brow twitched a few times. He was trying to make a good impression on their guests and these girls pull this stunt. They were even not trying to hide their snickering.
He will deal with them later for now there were two issues to address. First were his two students who lost their fight which got him in this mess.
"Okay you two since you graciously lost your fight it doesn't reflect well on me as your sensei so I am upping your training" Naruto said with a grin as he introduced them to their senseis. There were two Akisames and the other was freaking Apachai. Now they were really scared. Akisame was to focus on their speed and Apachai as you have guessed was to focus on Mui tai boxing survival style.
Firstly the Akisames tied car tires on the boys then sat on them. They had this glow in their eyes that told the boys they were in for it. The two Akisames then brought out whips and started driving the boys like they were animals as they ran some laps around training ground. Those poor boys.
"What the hell kind of training is that" asked the blue haired girl with a horrified look which was mirrored by her partner. Never had they seen such an absurd training method as this one.
Naruto just shrugged it off before asking for their names. The cheerful one didn't waste any time to give their names much to the annoyance of the other one. The cheerful one's name was Irina while the blue haired one was called Xenovia. With the introductions out of the way time for some molesting I mean sparing.
"So you are going to take us on all by yourself. You won't last a few seconds against us" Xenovia said smugly as she unwrapped her weapon while Irina took out her weapon and transformed it into a katana. Naruto had heard about the abilities of those swords from Rias last night so he was well acquainted with them.
Contrary to popular belief that Excalibur Destruction was the more dangerous of the two Naruto believed Mimic was more deadly. I mean a sword that can transform into any shape is a ninja's wet dream. He wondered how Tenten would react if she heard about this sword. From the top of his head he bet she would cum just by seeing it in action.
Maybe he should have borrowed Tentacles-kun to liven things up. Well too late for that now. However those damn cloaks were a nuisance.
"Are you going to fight in those cloaks?" Naruto asked as if concerned but in his head. 'WHATS UNDER THOSE DAMN CLOAKS. I WANNA SEE!'
Xenovia smirked as both exorcists discarded their cloaks to reveal black tight body suits. Naruto's jaw dropped as he took in the spectacle before him. Damn those are some tight body suits. He could even see their nipples. Those are some curvy exorcists. Way better than 'Shitty Priest'.
"And you call us unholy. What the heck are you wearing? That's one of the most scandalous battle getup I have ever seen and I have seen plenty (most Kunoichi). I don't need to imagine what you look like since you guys are practically naked!" Naruto exclaimed. That type of clothing can give any guy a boner before the battle even began.
"How shameful of you to say such a thing. These are clothes meant for battle. And seize your perverted gazing. It repulsive." Xenovia said creeped out by Naruto's eyes roaming all over their bodies. Poor Irina began to feel self-conscious when Naruto mentioned them being practically naked.
"Can't help it okay. Two cute girls wearing that is enough to stop any guy in his tracks. Oh boy I just pictured us making lots of babies hehehe" Naruto finished with a perverted giggle at the end.
The now red faced Xenovia blindly attacked while a blushing Irina followed suit. The nerve of this guy. When they get their hands on him he will pay. They both attacked in synch showing their good team work. They were impressively fast for humans without some form of energy to boast their speed. However to Naruto they were none threating even with those holy swords.
While other devils fear or feel nervous around these sword, Naruto didn't feel anything like that. He was intrigued by the swords. The power they had was incredible. Imagine if these fragments were made whole again. He really needed to get a hold on one of those just to know how it feels to possess such a weapon.
But first molest I mean spar yah spar not molest those girls with rocking bodies just waiting for his hand to explore them. Yah he has become a molester.
The girls tried their best to take this boy down but he proved to be difficult. He was dodging them like it was nothing. Worse he was playing a game on his phone. They weren't going all out but this is ridiculous. It was pissing Xenovia off. She was one of the best and this guy was treating her like a child.
For now Naruto hadn't taken the offensive opting to just dodge. He was doing his best to not grope the girls. His girls were now standing a safe distance away making bets on how long he will last before he starts molesting the guests. Really, was he that bad?
A surprised yelp from Irina was all it took to tell him that he was that bad. The poor girl was blushing as Naruto unconsciously groped her ass. He looked at his hand which was making groping motions on its own without being commanded to do so. Stupid hand. Luckily he didn't use his special technique otherwise she would have been a mess right now.
Off to the side a happy Asia was collecting her winnings. Lucky girl.
"Why you! I am going to murder you!" Xenovia shouted as she charged at him this time not holding back. Her sword was glowing with power which was released when she swung her sword at Naruto.
Naruto dodged the swing but he had to whistle when he saw the trail of destruction let by the sword. The sword really lived up to its name. However, because Naruto was too close to Xenovia when she attacked, he had the opportunity to get a close up view of her modest bosom.
"I am going to kill you you perverted molester" shouted a red faced Xenovia.
"I am not a molester" Naruto shouted back at the girl. At least he didn't deny that he was a pervert.
"Then what is your hand doing" the girl shouted back. Naruto's hand was furiously groping the girl there was no tomorrow. Maybe it thought that this it's only chance to do so. Damn stupid hand with a mind of its own. But surprisingly her boobs were nice to the touch.
"I am sorry but this hand has a mind of its own" Naruto shouted but he never stopped groping the girl.
"Then let me relieve you off that troublesome body part" the girl suggested.
"No I love my hand were it is. And why are you not stopping the hand from groping you"
"Because it surprisingly feels nice…." No sooner did the girl say that did she realise what she just said. She shut her mouth and jumped back her eyed open wide. Why the heck did she say such a thing? She isn't like this. And why did his touch feel so good (Maybe she has a fetish for being molested.
Off to the side the other girls were having fun watching the show. "Man this is so amusing we should have brought a camera to record this" Rias said before she heard a cough from Akeno and saw the girl discreetly recording the proceeding on her phone.
Back to the molesting/fight Xenovia composed herself and went on the offensive again. Irina followed up her partner by switching her sword to a whip which she tried to use to capture Naruto who expertly slipped from its grasp. She switched to a bo stuff but Naruto blocked her attacks with a kunai.
Naruto was looking at her oddly. In his head 'Damn that's my kind of girl. She surely knows her weapons. She just needs a bit more training. Screw being Issei's childhood friend she is definitely getting into my harem. That's sounds so weird'.
"STEAL" a flash of light was all it took and Naruto was one happy camper.
Naruto backed away from the two while having a large grin on his face. "Man it took some time, those tight ass body suits of yours made things difficult but I managed. I present to you Extra virgin holy panties hehehe" Naruto said as he showed the girls articles of clothing they were very familiar with. In his hand were their panties, their extra virgin holy panties.
The two girls blinked then blinked again trying to process what the heck just happened. They were sure that those were their panties which they were wearing but now they weren't. Just how the heck did he take their panties while they were still wearing them without them noticing? Embarrassment and humiliation was what they felt. This kind of thing shouldn't happen to warriors of their calibre.
So the two girls attacked the grinning boy aiming to retrieve their clothing. Which was not an easy task. He was happily dodging them like it was nothing. And was he sniffing and licking their panties?
As Naruto was dodging he was 'tripped' by a stray stone making him fall straight into the oncoming Irirna who could do but crash into the boy. Naruto quickly reacted by flipping so that he was on the bottom thus saving the girl from injuring herself.
The girl was surprised that he would something like this for her, an enemy. However that all drained away as the girl flew away from him with a cute 'eep' and a massive blush. Why because Naruto was getting handsy with her nicely shaped behind.
"Stop molesting us you pervert" Xenovia shouted as she got to her friend's side.
"Hey it's not my fault she has a nice ass!" Naruto shouted. That was one fine ass. Now he really wanted to get his hands on that ass.
"So that's what you do to all these girls including that witch" Xenovia said. Off to the side Asia flinched while the other girls narrowed their eyes at Xenovia. Even her friend sighed as if saying not this again. That issue had come up after Issei and Kiba's beat down.
"You are referring to Asia aren't you?" Naruto asked in an eerie calm voice. Xenovia being the stupid arrogant fool nodded.
"You know I was willing to overlook the fact that you made our dear Asia cry when I heard the story last night. Witch no not in the least. But if you had called Akeno a witch I wouldn't mind. I mean she is one sexy witch (they do some cosplay). However let me tell you something. You say it wrong to heal a devil right? There are a few flaws in your reasoning.
One if she wasn't supposed to heal a devil then her sacred gear wouldn't have worked. The fact that it worked means that it was supposed to heal everyone even devils. So by that alone she did nothing wrong.
Two you are hypocrites. I read your bible and I gotta say it has some interesting ideas that if properly followed we wouldn't be having wars. Those principles lead to peace. I read a passage which said 'Love your enemies and do good to those that hate you'. Asia followed that with all her heart which you guys are breaking. It's you guys who should have been kicked out.
Your church is corrupt and it needs to be cleaned up. Your higher ups I don't have a problem with since they let me do some stuff most devils are afraid to do. It's the others that are the problem. Your church had someone like Freed and those who conducted the Holy Swords project which was barbaric. I mean experimenting on children and torturing them isn't holy at all. So Xenovia its time for you to learn the hard way"
By the time Naruto finished his little speech several things were happening. Asia was happy that Naruto defended her. The girls were smiling but at the same time wondering what Naruto does which was allowed by the angel faction. Irina seemed to be contemplating on Naruto's words while Xenovia was even more pissed off.
Kiba's anger had greatly lessened because of a few things. One he was touched by Naruto's little speech putting those church flunkies in their place and also acknowledging that the Holy Swords project was evil. Two how can he be angry with an Akisame transformation beating the crap out of him. And Apachai waiting to give them more painful Mui Tai boxing lessons.
As for Issei well he was fuming. Naruto dared molest his childhood friend in front of him. He could have at least done so when Issei was not around.
"Take that back or I will be forced to unleash the full might of my fragment" Xenovia shouted. No one insults the church in her face.
Akeno snorted. "Ara dear me. She is saying her fragment is more powerful than Naruto's mighty Excalibur. Let me tell you something Naruto's Excalibur is infinitely more powerful than yours. I mean it slew every woman in this room and I have a feeling you will be next" she said with a smirk.
This confused the exorcists while Naruto just groaned. There she goes advertising his tool to strangers.
"How can a devil wield a Holy sword and were did he get one" Xenovia shouted with a dangerous edge in her voice.
"Oh he always had it and it's in his pants. I see you like big swords evidenced by the giant sword that you have. I am sure you will like his because it's huge" Akeno replied with a mischievous grin not at all phased by the girl's threats. It took the exorcists a few moments to realise what she was talking about before they both spotted large blushes on their faces when they realised what she was talking about.
Naruto on the other hand ignored the awkward situation before him. He simply disappeared from view then appeared between the two frozen girls with his target in mind (just think of what Licht when he took Asta's sword). Irina's weapon. He simply took the girl's weapon before she could even react.
Said weapon began to give off a glow it never displayed before like it had accepted Naruto. At the same time Naruto was humming to himself as he studies the sword. Looks like there is more to these fragments than meets the eye.
Everyone was shocked when they saw this. No devil can hold a holy sword especially THIS sword. They will die for sure and painfully might I add. And yet here was Naruto holding the sword like they were meant to be together.
"You said this sword can turn into anything I imagine right?" Naruto said with a smirk before he turned to Xenovia. "Girl you have one huge stick up your ass. Time for me to replace it with a holy stick up your ass"
This statement alone shook Xenovia out of her stupor. She was now feeling nervous seeing the grin on Naruto's face. She felt the urge to cover her behind no matter what. This feeling was further cemented when Naruto turned Excalibur mimic into a dildo.
An 15 inch long and 2 inches thick golden dildo oozing golden energy. Some it was bleeding from the slit on the front making it look like pre-cum. It was a sight to behold but for our poor sheltered exorcists it was a nightmare. Xenovia now had a new objective, to get that thing as far away from her ass as possible.
However it was too late because Naruto phased out of existence and appeared behind her.
"Improvised move: Excalibur's A 1000 Years Of Painful Pleasure"
The two girls could do nothing as they watched in slow motion Naruto shoving the full length of that monstrosity through Xenovia's body suit right up her ass. The girl was launched upwards with a pained expression which later turned into one of bliss. When she landed on the other side of the training room she had fallen into a blissful unconsciousness.
On the side-lines
"Ouch that's gotta hurt but how the hell did he do that. Only those with a high affinity for holy swords can wield it not to mention that HE IS A FREAKING DEVIL!" shouted a shocked Rias.
"I don't know but that one hell of a way to put that girl in her place. He has one twisted imagination" commented a turned on Akeno whose S&M side was surfacing.
"Now that what I call your Ass being totalled" came the amused but monotone voice of Koneko.
Back to the molesting
Naruto gave Irina a scary Saitama look (The one he gave the Ground Dragon after beating the Beast King) prompting the girl to almost shit herself while she covered her behind. There was no way she was going to suffer the same fate as Xenovia.
Naruto grinned as an idea popped up. The main aim of this spar was to assess the strength of those exorcists to see if the church was in its right mind sending just two warriors into enemy territory. To be honest the church was high. Very high on shit that is illegal among the illegal kind.
Why in the freaking 9 circles of hell did they send two exorcists with Excalibur's that the enemy wants to steal with no back up. These two were weak they won't stand a chance against an unknown enemy. Well at least he gets to test out some techniques he wanted to try.
But first let's see how good she is without her primary weapon. So Naruto engaged the girl in hand to hand. She was faring well but her hand to hand skills were abysmal. She needed a lot of work because he was holding back beyond the level he uses against Koneko. So yah they will need to get involved to retrieve the fragments.
But for now time to test out some cool theories of his. He unsealed a normal looking katana and held it in both hands. He had a look of concentration like he was about to release an awesome power. But what he said next had everyone bar Irina face plant into the ground.
"Bankai"
And as you can imagine nothing happened confusing Irina and gained an amused giggle from Hinata.
"You are watching way too much anime. That doesn't work. Those are just abilities from an anime. And you need a Zanpatou which doesn't exist" shouted an exasperated Rias. What the hell was he thinking anyway?
Hinata discreetly hid her katana while she was whistling innocently. She was greatly surprised that someone managed to make an anime about the Soul Society. Even the characters and the abilities plus some of the storyline were accurate. Well except for her going there that is.
"Okay on to the next. I am the born of my sword….." as you can guess it didn't work either.
'The hell I was sure this one would work. I mean I have the scabbard for goodness sake. If that exists why not the technique?' Naruto ranted in his head much to the amusement of his partner. But Zirconis was wondering the same thing. That technique should have worked. It's an awesome technique.
On the side-lines Issei was having the time of his life. Watching Naruto's epic failures was comedy gold. "Hahahaha man that's hilarious. So what are you going to try next pull a Natsu on her?" Issei laughed. There was a reason he suggested this particular character. So he prepared for more comedy.
Naruto grinned as he prepared his attack. He knew he could pull this off since he was a phenex now.
"Fire Dragon's Roar" Naruto declared his attack as he powered up releasing a pillar of flames around him. He then took a deep breath and released a beam of flames a little bit away from the awe struck girl leaving a deep trench with the ground turning to lava on the surface because of the heat.
However what Issei expected happened. If it was in the anime where fire users can surround themselves with fire without their clothes getting burnt it would be okay. If Naruto had practiced his fire manipulation this wouldn't have happened.
Issei was rolling on the ground laughing his guts out as he looked at Naruto butt naked. The other girls were amused at the situation.
"Behold Excalibur the Lady killer" Akeno declared.
Poor Irina. While she was shocked by Naruto's attack Naruto took the opportunity to walk towards her. So imagine her surprise when she came face to face with the mighty Excalibur. She looked horrified at the prospect of that thing entering any woman. It was huge bigger than what they saw in the pictures during sex ed.
Naruto felt that something was wrong. Looking down he saw that he was butt naked. His partner took the liberty to tell him that he burned his clothes in between his own laughter. Naruto twitched as he berated himself for making such a mistake. So to save face he did something even more hilarious.
[Terminator theme playing in the background]
Naruto gave the girl a serious look before saying in an Arnold Schwarzenegger tone "come with me if you want to bang" the poor girl did something that made Hinata proud. She fainted but not before she muttered 'Huge'.
Turning around Issei's laughter was immediately cut off. He also beheld the mighty Excalibur. He felt so inadequate like he was half a man. Kiba felt the same too. They all had one thought in mind.
"That just not fair!"
And done.
Sorry again for the late submission. Next chapter we see what happened to our tailed beasts. Stay tuned.