Hello everyone I'm here with chapter 7 of Loudertale but my version, I don't have much to say so let's get started with the story.
THE LOUD HOUSE AND UNDERTALE AINT MINE
Lincoln pressed the save button and the black screen went away. He then looked around and saw that the path he was on had split into 2. Lincoln decided to take the path that was up first. He saw a strange fishing rod sitting in the water.
"Should I real this in?", asked Lincoln to himself.
Lincoln then grabbed the fishing pole and began to real it in. When he did all he got was a photo of a weird monster. Lincoln cringed and put the picture back in the water and took the path back down. While Lincoln was walking down he felt his SOUL beginning to glow and he saw a monster in front of him. Lincoln knew exactly what this meant.
Fight engaged!
Snowdrake flutters forth!
Lincoln looked at the snowdrake for a second and pressed the act button and snowdrake. 4 options appeared
Check Laugh Heckle Joke
Lincoln thought it was weird that he saw the heckle option as he was trying to be nice. But Lincoln decided to press the option just to see what would happen.
"Um Haha boooooo", heckled Lincoln was he gave the snowdrake a thumbs down.
"THIS won't be funny either!", yelled the snowdrake.
The weird shaped circle things started to go torwards Lincoln but it went passed him.
"Um snowdrake? I think you miss- OW", yelped Lincoln.
The circle thing hit Lincoln in the arm and a bruise formed. Lincoln didn't have time to think as another circle hit him in the leg. Lincoln was wincing in pain as a bruise formed on his leg. Lincoln's hp was now 16. Lincoln was scared of the snowdrake so he just pressed the run option and ran away from it. Lincoln then calmed down after he ran and decided to keep going on the path in front of him. When he did he saw Sans and Papyrus talking to each other.
"SO AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYNE-", yelled papyrus before he looked at Lincoln.
Then Papyrus looked at Sans while Sans looked at Lincoln and kept continuing that patter and started spinning around in circles. Lincoln watched them confusingly as he didn't know what they where doing. Then they stopped spinning.
"SANS, OH MY GOD.. IS THAT, A HUMAN?!?!?!?!?!", asked Papyrus,
"Uhhh actually, I think that's a rock", said Sans.
Lincoln looked behind him and there was a rock.
"OH…", sighed Papyrus.
"Hey what is that in front of the rock?", asked Sans.
Papyrus looked at Lincoln.
"OH MY GOD, (IS THAT A HUMAN?)", asked Papyrus.
"(Yes)", replied Sans.
"OH MY GOD, SANS I FINALLY DID IT!!! UNDYNE WILL, IM GONNA, ILL BE SO-".
Lincoln was wondering why Papyrus was talking like that.. couldn't he of finished what he was trying to say each time?
"POPULAR! POPULAR, POPULAR!!", yelled Papyrus. "AHEM… HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA! I THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!!!".
"Really?", deadpanned Lincoln.
"YES I WILL CAPTURE YOU AND YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL!", exclaimed Papyrus.
"The capital? Do you mean like the capital of a state? Like the capital of Michigan is Lansing", explained Lincoln.
"I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A "MICHIGAN" IS BUT WHATEVER IT IS THEN. THEN….. IM NOT SURE WHATS NEXT", exclaimed Papyrus.
"Michigan is where I live, it is in the US", explained Lincoln.
"IDK WHAT A US IS BUT IN ANY CASE! CONTINUE OF YOU DARE!!!", yelled Papyrus. "NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH".
Then papyrus ran off.
"Well that went well, don't sweat it kid… I'll keep an eyesocket out for ya", joked sans.
But when sans said that Lincoln frowned snd looked at the floor.
"Hey kid… what's wrong?", asked Sans.
"Um well… uh… it's just that…. I really miss my family and it hurt me to know that Papyrus didn't know what Michigan was, I mean it is ok that he doesn't but still…. Also the way you made that joke it reminded me of my sister Luan and how me and my family would always groan at her jokes… even though it was annoying it was still entertaining…", explained Lincoln.
"Oh kid, that sounds rough… I don't know what Michigan is either but… that doesn't mean that we are teasing you for it…. I'm sure you will see your family again", lied sans as he knew there was no way out of the underground. (Or was there?)
"Ok… thanks sans", smiled Lincoln.
"No problem kid", said Sans as he walked off.
Lincoln thought for a moment and smiled.
"I will get out of here to see my family again, I am DETERMINED to get out of here", said Lincoln.
Lincoln then walked forth on the path but as he was walking the phone he had started ringing. Lincoln was confused and answered a voice. A voice started talking that Lincoln didn't recognize.
"Uhhhh (oh my god, help….) I'd like to order a pizza? With uh… the topping are uh, I have them copied, I'll just paste them to you", said the voice nervously.
"Uh I don't know who you are but… I'm not the pizza guy", said Lincoln.
"Oh uhhhhhhhhhhhh", stammered the voice before the phone hang up.
Lincoln looked at it confused and out the phone back in his pocket. Lincoln continued walking forward past the hut and down the path. As he did he saw something in the snow.
Fight engaged!
Lincoln's SOUL was glowing again. And he looked at the strange monster.
Icecap struts into view.
Lincoln pressed the act button to see what his options are.
Check, ignore, compliment, steal.
Lincoln pressed the compliment button and began to comment the icecap.
"Uh icecap… you have a very cool hat?", complimented Lincoln.
"Envious? TOO BAD!", yelled the Icecap.
Then Lincoln saw that there was snow spiked coming out from behind him and was among at him. Luckily Lincoln noticed this time and dodged every single one.
Here come that new clothes smell.
The caption was right Lincoln smelled clothes that seems like someone just bought them fresh out of the dryer.
Lincoln pressed the act button again and this time he pressed ignore since compliment didn't seem to work.
Lincoln closed his eyes and looked away from the snowcap.
"HELLO??? My hats up here", exclaimed the snowcap.
Then weird things came out of the sides from Lincoln and started going in a wave pattern. Lincoln didn't notice this was an attack and got hit. However he only got hit once as he started to move in a wave pattern to dodge the attack.
Snowcap is secretly checking if you're looking at it
Then Lincoln pressed act and ignore and ignored the snowcap again.
"Better a hatt", said the snowcap.
"Was that even grammatically correct? Cause what you said didn't make any sense…", said Lincoln.
The snowcap ignored Lincoln and began to attack. Lincoln didn't realized and got hit in the back with packed snow and his back began to hurt. Luckily it was just snow and not anything dangerous. Lincoln dodged the rest of the attack and looked at his hp.
"14 hp… not good but not bad either", said Lincoln to himself.
Icecap is desperate for attention.
Lincoln went to press the act button again but saw that the icecaps name was yellow. She he spared the icecap.
You won!
You earned 0XP and 13gold.
Then Lincoln's SOUL faded away and he put the gold in his pocket.
Lincoln walked forward and saw a cute little hut standing there. Lincoln walked passed it but then a dog emerged from the hut. Lincoln was scared so he froze on his tracks.
"Did something move? Was it my imagination?", asked the dog.
Lincoln was too scared to answer
"I can only see moving things. If something WAS moving… For example, a human.
"That was oddly specific", thought Lincoln.
"I'll make sure it NEVER moves again!", yelled the dog.
Then Lincoln felt his SOUL glowing again.
Fight engaged!
Doggo blocks the way
Lincoln sighed and pressed the act button and the only options where check or pet. Lincoln tried to pet doggo but…
Doggo is too suspicious of your movements.
"Don't move an inch", exclaimed doggo.
Lincoln saw a big sword going right toward him. Lincoln was scared and even closed his eyes in fright. But when the sword touched him it just went right through him.
"Wait a minute, that attack looked different, it was blue not white", said Lincoln.
Then it dawned on him.
"White attacked you avoid them and blue attacks you just don't move and it can't hurt you", exclaimed Lincoln.
Doggo can't seem to find anything.
Lincoln pressed the act button and attempts to pet Doggo again. This time he could and Doggo went completely nuts.
"WHAT??? IVE BEEN PET????!!", yelled Doggo.
The the blue sword came toward Lincoln again and he didn't move. While this was happing the dog kept saying POT for no reason.
Doggo has been pet.
Lincoln saw that Doggos name was yellow and pressed the spare button.
You won!
You got 0 xp and 30 gold!
"Wow 30 gold that's pretty sweet!", exclaimed Lincoln as he put the gold in his pocket while his SOUL faded away.
"S-s-s-something pet me… something that isn't m-m-moving…", stammered Doggo. "I'm gonna need some dog treats for this".
Lincoln looked at the ground and saw dog treats that were burnt and grew sus of Doggo of what exactly he was doing. But he decide to just continue forth. Lincoln saw sans but he didn't say anything to he continued to walk. Unfortunately he didn't realize there was ice up ahead and slipped on it. Lincoln slipped all the way to the other side while yelling. When he got it the other side he fell face first onto the ground. Lincoln got up and brushed himself off. He saw that the path split in 2 again and decided to the path that was right in front of him first. But then Lincoln felt his SOUL again but this time he didn't see anything. Then a dog popped up in front of Lincoln out of nowhere scaring him.
Fight engaged!
Lesser dog appears
Lincoln was still shocked at what happened but managed to calm down. He pressed the act button and 6 options appeared. They were
Check, pet ,pet, pet, pet, and pet. Lincoln looked at this for a moment and pressed pet. Lincoln went to pet lesser dog but he barely even touched it and it got all excited.
(Pant pant)
The a small dog appears next to Lincoln but Lincoln wasn't gonna get tricked this time. So he avoided the dog instead. Then he pressed the act button only to see lesser dogs name was yellow so he pressed spare instead.
You won!
You earned 0 xp and 0gold.
Lincoln then continued to walk ahead and saw Sans and Papyrus talking again.
"YOURE SO LAZY!! YOU WERE NAPPING ALL NIGHT!!!", yelled Papyrus.
"I think that is called, sleeping", said Sans.
"EXCUSES EXCUSES", shouted Papyrus.
Then papyrus turned to look at Lincoln.
"OH HO THE HUMAN ARRIVES! IN ORDER TO STOP YOU, MY BROTHER AND I HAVE CREATED SOME PUZZLES!", shouted Papyrus.
"Well considering the fact that you call your brother lazy….", said Lincoln.
"OH RIGHT… HE STILL HELPED THO.. BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT…. I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS PUZZLE QUITE SHOCKING", exclaimed Papyrus. "FOR YOU SEE THIS IS THE INVISIBLE ELECTRICITY MAZE!!!".
"So technically you made pun by saying this puzzle is quite shocking judging by the fact that this is a electricity maze", explained Lincoln.
"…"
"Heh he's got you there bro", exclaimed Sans.
"IGNORING THE HUMANS EARLIER STATEMENT LET ME EXPLAIN THE PUZZLE, WHEN YOU TOUCH THE WALLS OF THIS MAZE, *holds an orb* THIS ORB WILL ADMINISTER A HEARTY ZAP! SOUND LIKE FUN?", asked Papyrus.
"Um not really", said Lincoln.
"I THOUGHT SO… THE AMOUT OF FUN YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE IS ACTUALLY RATHER SMALL… OK YOU CAN GO AHEAD NOW", exclaimed Papyrus.
Lincoln began to walk on the electricity maze when Papyrus got zapped and not Lincoln. Lincoln couldn't help but laugh a little bit at this.
"SANS!!! WHAT DID DO???", yelled Papyrus in anger.
"I think the human has to hold the orb", said Sans.
"OH OKAY", shouted Papyrus.
Papyrus walked right through the electricity maze to give the orb to Lincoln. However while doing so he was leaving footprints in the snow. Papyrus gave the orb to Lincoln… well rather Papyrus out the orb on his head. Lincoln took the orb off his head and held it in his hands. Then after Papyrus walked back Lincoln began to following the footprints that Papyrus created. Then Lincoln walked to the other side without a scratch.
"INCREDIBLE!! YOU SLIPPERY SNAIL!! YOU SOLVED IT SO EASILY… TOO EASILY…", said Papyrus.
"Well that's cause you created the footprints and I just followed them", explained Lincoln.
"I CREATED FOOTPRINTS? WELL… THIS NEXT PUZZLE YOU WONT BE ABLE TO CHEAT AS IT WILL NOT BE EASY!", yelled Papyrus. "THIS ONE WAS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER SANS". "YOU WILL SURELY BE CONFOUNDED! I AM KNOW I AM!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH".
Then Papyrus ran off leaving Sans an Lincoln.
"Hey kid. That was a nice the way you caught my bro using a joke", exclaimed Sans.
"Oh yeah, I learned a lot of jokes from my sister Luan", said Lincoln. "Also why do you keep referring me to kid?".
"Well you are a kid… and I don't exactly know your name", said Sans.
"Well my name is Lincoln", said Lincoln.
"Are you sure? Are you sure that your name isn't anything else?", asked Sans.
"How would k be unsure of my own name?", asked Lincoln.
"… I'm just gonna keep calling you kid", said Sans.
"Ok if you say so", said Lincoln.
Then Lincoln continued to walk on the path. As he did so he saw a strange looking monster standing next to a cart. The monster looked kind of sad so Lincoln decided to talk to the monster.
"Hey what's wrong?", asked Lincoln.
"I just don't understand why these aren't selling… it's the perfect weather for something cold", said the monster.
"Um no offense but uh… Ice cream isn't the best food for this wintery place", said Lincoln.
"This wintery place is called the snowdin, also this ain't ice cream it's nice cream", exclaimed the nice cream guy.
"Um what is nice cream?", asked Lincoln.
"It's the frozen treat that warms your heart", said the same voice Lincoln keeps hearing.
Lincoln flinched at the voice for a second and then calmed down.
"Um can I buy your nice cream?", asked Lincoln.
"OH!!!! A CUSTOMER!!!", yelled the nice cream guy. "Nice cream is only 15g".
"Ok let me count how much I have", said Lincoln as he dumped out all of his gold.
"Hmmm I think I will buy 3 nice creams", said Lincoln.
"Ok!", exclaimed the nice cream guy as he gave Lincoln 3 nice creams and Lincoln gave the nice cream guy his gold.
Then Lincoln walked across the bridge and saw that there was a snowball sitting there. Lincoln didn't know what to do with the snowball so he just left it there. Then Lincoln followed the path down and continued walking. When he did he saw Sans and Papyrus waiting for him.
"HUMAN!!! I HOPE YOUR READY FOR…", said Papyrus before he looked at the piece of paper laying on the ground in front of Lincoln. "SANS!! WHERES THE PUZZLE?".
"It's right there on the ground, trust me.. there's no way they can get past this one", exclaimed Sans.
Then Lincoln walked over to the paper but he wanted to see what's puke happen if he just left the paper there. So he walked right past it.
"SANS!! THEY DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT IT!", yelled Papyrus.
"Woops… I knew I should of used todays crossword instead", said Sans.
"WHAT? CROSSWORD! I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!!! IN MY OPINION…. JUNOIR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST", exclaimed Papyrus.
"What? Really dude? That easy peasy word scramble? That's for baby bones", explained Sans.
"UN. BELIEVABLE…. HUMAN!!! SOLVE THIS DISPUTE!", demanded Papyrus.
"Well for the crossword… it's hard to put all the words together but you do get a lot of hints for the words, not to mention that each row of boxes has a certain amount of letters so it is pretty easy to tell what the word is, for junior jumble the words are all mixed up and you have all the letters but it is still pretty difficult to work with… so I think I will choose the junior jumble as the hardest one", explained Lincoln.
"HA HA YES!! HUMANS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT! IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUMBLE DIFFICULT! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!", laughed Papyrus as he ran off.
Then Lincoln stood there for a moment and continued to walk on the path forward. He saw a plate of spaghetti sitting on the table and a microwave. He also saw another one of those star things so he went over and touched it. His eyes began to glow red and he said
(Knowing the mouse might one day find a way to heat the spaghetti up… it fills you with determination)
Save. Reset
Aight that is the end of this chapter. I spent 4 hours working on it this weekend. Also one thing I want to say is that I kind of made a mistake. I realized that I made Lincoln cry waaay to easily. I saw a meme where Lincoln in the series can tolerate his sisters laughing at him but in fanfics he is a crying machine. So I will try to make Lincoln cry less. Only when it seems important to. GOOD BAI NOW!
