Hola, we hit 20 chapters!!! Nothing much else to say so enjoy
LH AND UT NO MINE
Lincoln walked to the next room and it was pretty dark and he couldn't see anything. He kept walking until he heard the phone rang and he answered it.
"H-hey, it's kind of dark in there, isn't it?", asked Alphys.
"Yeah I can't see a thing", exclaimed Lincoln.
"Well don't worry! I'll hack it the light system to brighten it up!", exclaimed Alphys.
"How Can you do that?", asked Lincoln.
"Well it's quite easy actually, hold on a moment", exclaimed Alphys as she turned the light a on.
Then I comm saw everything in the room and it looked to be some sort of kitchen.
"Oh no", exclaimed Alphys.
Then Mettaton came out of no where with a chef hat, scaring Lincoln.
"OHHHH YES!!! WELCOME, BEAUTIES, TO THE UNDERGROUNDS PREMIER COOKING SHOW!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Cooking with a killer robot.
"C-cooking show?", wondered Lincoln.
"THATS RIGHT! NOW PRE HEAT YOUR OVENS, BECAUSE WEVE GOT A SPECIAL RECIPE FOR YOU TODAY!", shouted Mettaton
Lincoln just gave Mettaton a worried Look.
"WERE GOING TO BE MAKING… A CAKE!", shouted Mettaton.
"I made cakes before, well not by myself", exclaimed Lincoln.
"THATS AWESOME BECAUSE YOU WILL BE MY LOVELY ASSISTANT WHO WILL GATHER THE INGREDIENTS!", exclaimed Mettaton. "EVERYONE GIVE THEM A BIG HAND!!!", exclaimed Mettaton.
And then confetti fell down from the ceiling and got all over Lincoln. He brushed it off just like last time.
"WELL NEED MILK SUGAR AND EGGS, GO FOR IT SWEETHEART!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then Lincoln looked behind him and saw the milk, sugar, and eggs all sitting on the counter. He grabbed the sugar, then the milk, and the eggs. Then he walked back over to Mettaton and put them back on the counter.
"PERFECT! GREAT JOB, BEAUTIFUL! WEVE GOT ALL THE INGREDIENTS WE NEED TO BAKE A CAKE!", exclaimed Mettaton.
"Really? How can only milk surgar and eggs make an entire cake? What would even be the flavor?", asked Lincoln.
"WAIT A MAGNIFICENT MOMENT! THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME! WE FORGOT THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT!" Shouted Mettaton.
"What's that?", asked Lincoln.
The Mettaton whipped out a chainsaw and Lincoln got scared.
"A HUMAN SOUL!!!!", yelled Mettaton.
Then Mettaton turned on the saw and started to go towards Lincoln and Lincoln was really REALLY scared. He was shaking in fear like crazy as he thought he was going to die again.
But then
Ring!
Lincoln quickly answered out of fear, but he didn't get to say anything.
"HELLO? IM KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING AT THE MOMENT", said Mettaton.
"W-wait a second!!!", exclaimed Alphys. "Couldn't you make a… couldn't you use a… couldn't you make a substitution in the recipe !?"
Lincoln just stood there silently in fear
"A SUBSTITUTION? YOU MEAN, USE A DIFFERENT NON-HUMAN INGREDIENT?", asked Mettaton. "WHY?"
"Uhh, what if someone's… vegan?", wondered Alphys.
"VEGAN?", asked Mettaton.
"Uh well I mean-"
"THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA ALPHYS!!!", shouted Mettaton.
Lincoln was surprised that Mettaton actually agreed.
"I ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO HAVE AN OPTION RIGHT HERE!!!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Lincoln thought this was a bit sus since is was a sheer coincidence that all of this happened. But Lincoln just decided to play along with it.
"MTT-BRAND ALWAYS-CONVENIENT HUMAN-SOUL-FLAVOR-SUBSTITUTE!" Exclaimed Mettaton.
"W-what does a Human soul even taste like?", asked Lincoln as he actually didn't want to the answer to that question.
"I DONT KNOW I NEVE TRIED IT!! OH LOOK A CAN OF WHICH, JUST OVER E ON THAT COUNTER", exclaimed Mettaton.
This was too big of a coincidence. It had to of been planned or soemthing… but Lincoln decided to shrug the thought off.
"WELL, DARLING? WHY DONT YOU GO GET IT?", asked Mettaton.
Then Lincoln just stood there confusingly and then walked over to the Can. He was about to grab it when the counter it was siting on sky rocketed into the air.
"BY THE WAY, THE SHOW RUNS ON A STRICT SCHEDULE, IF YOU CANT GET TO THE TOP IN THE NEXT ONE MINUTE… WELL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ORINGAL PLAN!!!", exclaimed Mettaton.
"W-what!? How am I supposed to climb that Mettaton?", asked Lincoln.
"WELLL I DINT KNOW BUT YOU BETTER FOGURE IT OUT SO START CLIMBING NOW!", yelled Mettaton.
Then Mettaton flew into the sky and Lincoln just stood there with a look of worry and confusion on his face. Then he got a call from Alphys and answered the phone.
"Oh no!!! There's not enough time to climb up!", exclaimed Alphys.
"Yeah and the floor is made of floor!", exclaimed Lincoln in sarcasm.
"Uhh… well… fortunately I might have a plan!", said Alphys.
"What's that?" Asked Lincoln.
"When I was upgrading your phone I added a certain feature", exclaimed Alphys.
"What is the feature?" Asked Lincoln.
"Well, you see that button that says… jetpack?", asked Alphys.
"Um yeah I see that", exclaimed Lincoln.
"Well watch this", exclaimed Alphys.
Then a jetpack came out of the phone and it went onto Lincoln's back. Lincoln was shocked but also confused.
"There! You should have just enough fuel to reach the top!" Exclaimed Alphys.
"Wow, I never used a jetpack before", exclaimed Lincoln.
"Oh well enough wasting time! Quickly get up there!", exclaimed Alphys.
Undertale ost: can you really call this a hotel? I didn't receive a mint on my pillow or anything
Then Lincoln began to float up and he could see a timer counting down. As well as Mettaton hovering above him with the ingredients. He also saw a little race looking thing and it didn't take long for Lincoln to realize that the yellow dot was himself. And he had to make it to the finish. But as he was going up Mettaton tried to use the ingredients to stop him. Mettaton used the eggs and threw them down at Lincoln but he managed to dodge them. Mettaton threw some flour form the bag but Lincoln also dodged it. Mettaton even poured milk and Lincoln still dodged it. Then it was back to eggs that looked exactly like chicken nuggets for some reason. He managed to dodge it but the flour was more difficult. This time he failed to dodge it and he got hit with a face full of flour. Now his face was the same color as his hair. Lincoln tried to wipe the flour off his face but then he was drenched in milk which washed all the flour off. Now the eggs and Lincoln still managed to dodge them. But it was the same routine with the flour and the milk. He was coughing viciously as he breathed in the flour. Then, with 12 seconds to spare, he eventually made it to the top.
"MY MY, IT SEEMS YOU BESTED ME! BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAD THE HELP OF THE BRILLIANT DOCTOR ALPHYS!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Lincoln attempted to say something but then he found out that he couldn't. He couldn't even breath because he inhaled way to much flour.
"OH, I LOATHE TO THINM OF WHAT WOULD OF HAPPENED TO YOU WITHOUT HER!!!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Lincoln tried to say something but was coughing really badly and was having a lot of trouble breathing. He was practically hyperventilating.
"WELL, TOODLES! OH YES ABOUT THE SUBSTITUTION… HAVENT YOU EVER SEEM A COOKING SHOW BEFORE? I ALREADY BAKED THE CALE AHEAD IF TIME!!!! SO FORGET IT!!!!" Exclaimed Mettaton.
Then Lincoln eventually got back down to the surface and threw the jet pack off. He tried to breath right but he just couldn't. He was coughing so much that he was losing oxygen. Then he got a call on his phone. But he didn't answer it as he was beginning to get very dizzy. Then the phone… answered by itself?
"Wow we did it! We really did it!!", exclaimed Alphys.
Each cough resulted in Lincoln coughing up a flour and he got more and more dizzy by the second. Either that Alphys wasn't paying attention or she couldn't even see Lincoln because she failed to noticed that Lincoln was struggling.
"Great job out there team! Well uh anyways, let's keep heading forward", exclaimed Alphys as she hung up.
"Alp - Alphys h-help", coughed Lincoln weakly as he got up.
Lincoln started losing consciousness as he walked ahead. Then too his amazement he saw a save file and immediately ran over to it. But he then he collapsed and was too weak to get over to the file. Then with Lincoln's last few coughs he fully lost his consciousness.
He just lied there like a piece of gum on the sidewalk. Chara decided to corrupt him now since he wasn't aware and wouldn't fight against them. Chara took complete control of Lincoln and Lincoln's face want his own anymore. But Charas…
Chara walked Lincoln over and pressed the save file
(An ominous structure looms in the distance…)
(You're filled with determination)
Save Return
Save
Then Lincoln regained consciousness and realized that Chara was corrupting him and immediately attempted to fight them. Chara immediately stopped however.
"Lincoln, why do you try and fight against me? It's not that big of a deal", exclaimed Chara.
"I don't know, every time you do, I have a sense of a feeling that I shouldn't let you… it's like someone else is trying to take over me while you are", explained Lincoln.
Chara was quite confused and didn't understand what Lincoln said. But they decided to just go along with it and let Lincoln continue walking-
Ring
(Oh meh gawsh stop interrupting me :(
"S-see that building in the distance?", asked Alphys.
"U-Um yeah", said Lincoln.
"That's the CORE, the source of all power for the underground", exclaimed Alphys.
"Wow, that's pretty cool", exclaimed Alphys.
"It converts geothermal energy into magical electricity", exclaimed Alphys.
"Can humans weild magic?", asked Lincoln.
"Well uh, No I don't think so… only monsters have that ability to form attacks or something… (although with your determination that could be a different result)", whispered Alphys.
"What?"
"Uhhhhhh anyways the core is we're going to go", exclaimed Alphys.
"Um ok"
"In the CORE is an elevator directly to ASGORES castle, and from there… you can go home", said Alphys as she hung up.
Going home
The main thing Lincoln wanted to do ever since he fell down here.
But…
Lincoln made awesome new friends here. If he leaves here he won't ever see them again…
Lincoln shook away the thought and just kept walking. He walked to see an elevator that had R1 on it. Lincoln pressed the button and the elevator door opened and Lincoln walked inside. He saw more buttons and he didn't know which one to press. But he decided to press right floor 2. The elevator door closed and it started moving to the side.
"This is the weirdest elevator in existence", exclaimed Lincoln as he was trying to keep his balance.
After a bit the elevator stopped and the door opened. Then Lincoln walked out to see a flame guy just chilling there. Lincoln walked up to him and he said something.
"Heh, I'm heatflamesman remember my name", exclaimed Heat Flamesman.
"Um ok, I'll try", exclaimed Lincoln as he left.
He walked and saw sans in his little hut again just chilling there. Lincoln needed more food so he decided to buy some food from Sans.
"Hey buddy, what's up? Wanna buy a hotdog? It's only 30g", asked Sans.
"Um sure I'll take one", exclaimed Lincoln as he handed sans some gold.
Sans gave Lincoln a hotdog and he put it away but then he asked Sans for another hotdog.
"Another 'dog? Ok coming right up", said Sans.
"What I don't wanna dog", exclaimed Lincoln.
"Dog, apostrophe dog, it's short for hotdog", exclaimed Sans.
"Ohhh now that makes sense", exclaimed Lincoln as he handed Sans 30g.
Lincoln decided to buy a few more hotdogs just in case.
But then his inventory was full…
He didn't realize and asked Sans for another hotdog.
"Sans, I need another hotdog", exclaimed Lincoln.
"Uh you're holding too much… guess I'll just put it on your head", exclaimed Sans as he put a hotdog on Lincoln's head.
Lincoln was confused but smiled.
"Another hotdog", exclaimed Lincoln.
"Ok here's another hotdog", exclaimed Sans As he put another hot dog on Lincoln's head.
"It's on the house, well no, it's on you", exclaimed Sans.
"In that case, I'll take another hotdog", exclaimed Lincoln.
"Ok here, have fun", said Sans as he put another hot dog on Lincoln's head.
Lincoln was laughing a bit as there were 3 hotdogs chilling on his head. He asked for another one and Sans put it on his head. Lincoln thought this was so funny and kept asking for more hotdogs. Sans put more and more hotdogs on Lincoln's head and Lincoln was laughing at it. Lincoln was having a really good time right now. Even Sans was laughing a little bit as he put another hot dog on Lincoln's head. At this point there were so many hotdogs on Lincoln's head Sans couldn't put any more on. So Lincoln walked a little bit and they all fell of Lincoln's head. But then Lincoln fell to the ground laughing extremely hard. Sans was laughing too but not as hard as Lincoln. Lincoln was laughing so hard that he his chest hurt and he had to calm down. After he calmed down he got up and looked at Sans.
"Thank you for the hot dogs Sans!", exclaimed Lincoln as he giggled a little bit.
"No problem kiddo", said Sans.
And then Lincoln walked off again. He kept walking on the path-
Alphys posted a picture
dinner with girlfriend ;)
"That's an interesting figurine, also those instant noodles look good", exclaimed Lincoln.
Then he put the phone away and kept walk-
Coolskeleton95 posted a picture
"That obviously got to be Papyrus", Exclaimed Lincoln.
ARE WE POSTING HOT "PICS???" HERE IS ME AND MY COOL FRIEND
"So Papyrus's friend is him flexing himself in front of the mirror while wearing sunglasses, interesting", said Lincoln.
Then Lincoln kept walking but he felt his SOUL
Fight engaged!
Pyrope bounds towards you!
Lincoln knew the routine so he pressed act to see what his options are.
Check cool down
Heat up invite
Lincoln thought this monster liked heat so he decided to press heat up. He uh managed to turn up the non existent thermostat.
Pyrope got excited tho.
But the heat was unbearable for Lincoln. Lincoln began sweating on his forehead.
"Hot! Hot!!! HOTTER hotter!!!", exclaimed Pyrope.
Then Pyrope sent attacks towards Lincoln and it was long sticks with fire looking things in the middle. Lincoln realized they were orange so he kept moving through them and didn't get hurt. Except he failed on the last and got his arm burned.
Pyrope wants more heat.
Lincoln pressed act and heat up and turned up the heat even more. He was sweating a lot and the heat was getting really bad for Lincoln.
Pyrope looks satisfied
"Hot HOT hotter HOTTER!!!", yelled Pyrope.
"I can't get it more hotter or I will turn into a French fry", exclaimed Lincoln as he was sweating even more.
It was so hot that everything around him was wavy. Even his SOUL was distorted. Lincoln tried his best to dodge the attacks but the heat was so bad that he got burned multiple times on his arms and face. There were burn marks on his and his HP was 10.
Lincoln saw Pyrope's name was yellow so he pressed spare and the heat went back down to normal. But Lincoln was still in pain as he burnt himself. It's like someone poured hot coffee on him or something. But he decided to ignore it and continue to walk.
Alphys updated status
LOL, CoolSkeleton95! That's a joke right?
Lincoln shook his head and he didn't put the phone away this time since he was getting so many notifications
CoolSkeleton95 update status
THE ONLY JOKE HERE, IS HOW STRONG MY MUSCLES ARE
"I don't even think a skeleton can have muscles", exclaimed Lincoln as he kept walking and ignore the path leading down .
Then he walked and saw 2 conveyers with buttons.
Ring…
"H…hi…! It's dr Alphys", exclaimed Alphys.
"I know who you are Alphys, what do you need?", asked Lincoln.
"Well I just w-wants to tell you that this p-puzzle is… um… timing-based", exclaimed Alphys.
"Oh I see, go on the conveyer and press the buttons as you go", exclaimed Lincoln.
"U-um yeah but they are more like switches, a-also you only have like 3 seconds to press all of them", exclaimed Alphys.
"Ok shouldn't be too hard", exclaimed Lincoln.
"I will try to help you with the rhythm", exclaimed Alphys as she hung up. Then Lincoln went onto the conveyer and managed to switch the 2 switches but Alphys called on the last one making Lincoln lose focus and miss the switch.
"OK! Now press the third one!!!", exclaimed Alphys.
Lincoln's face was just blanked and deadpanned.
-_-
"……………………………………………… H-h-hey! Looks like you!!! Only needed to press! Two of them!!!", exclaimed Alphys as she quickly hung up.
"Tsk oh Alphys", exclaimed Lincoln as he walked away.
Then Lincoln saw the next puzzle and was shocked
"Oh mah gawsh how the heck do I solve this?", asked Lincoln. "Can Alphys help me with this one-"
Alphys updated status
that's the last time I try to help with a puzzle Lmao
Lincoln sighed as he got a call from Alphys.
"I'm going to the bathroom so I'll be MIA for a bit", exclaimed Alphys.
"Uh ok but-"
"I'm… I'm sure you can handle this puzzle yourself!", exclaimed Alphys as he hung up.
"Ugh great, this is going to be very challenging", exclaimed Lincoln.
He look at the puzzle and knew what he had to do.
"Maybe this isn't so challenging after all", said Lincoln Lincoln as he flipped the switches and jumped on the arrows.
He got stumped at one point but then managed to switch the arrows so he could get to the other side.
"Yeah that was pretty easy", exclaimed Lincoln as he walked.
Alphys updated status
OMG? Ppl think Mew Mew 2 is better than Mew Mew 1? LOLLLL that's a joke right…
"Guess She's back from the bathroom", exclaimed Lincoln.
Then he saw another save file and pressed it.
(Knowing the mouse might one day back into the computerized safe and get the cheese…)
(It fills you with determination)
Save Return
Ok that's the end……. Idk what to say now to bai.