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LH AND UT NO MINE
The white has faded and 2 spotlights had formed on a silhouette
Undertale ost: oh my
"Ohhh my", said Mettaton. "If you flipped my switch that can only mean one thing".
"W-whats that?", asked Lincoln.
"Youre desperate for the premiere of my new body", exclaimed Mettaton.
"Uh-"
"How rude… lucky for you I've been aching to show this off for a long time", exclaimed Mettaton.
"How is that lucky? Actually… um"
"So… as a thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward"
"A reward? I bet it ain't good", muttered Lincoln.
"I'll make your last living moments-"
Then the smoke disappeared to reveal Mettatons true form, was was shocked in fear
"-ABSOLUTELY beautiful!", shouted Mettaton.
Undertale ost: Death By Glamour
Then Lincoln looked around and realized that an entire audience was watching him and Mettaton fight…
Lincoln then saw a ratings bar next to Mettaton and got kind of confused. But it didn't take him long to figure it out. He went and pressed act and pressed posed.
Lincoln didn't know how to pose, so he formed his fingers into a gun shape and pretended to shoot something.
150 ratings
"Lights! Camera! Action!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then attacks came down and looked like mettatons legs. Lincoln shot it with the
Phone?
Where was the phone?
Lincoln looked and saw a gun on the ground.
He walked over and picked it up…
The gun was empty, no bullets in sight,..
then the attacks had hit Lincoln making his HP go down to 11.
Lincoln was bleeding in his forehead but he didn't have time to worry about it
He pressed act and posed again.
This time he used the gun to pose, but act like he's standing behind a wall
150 ratings
"Drama! Romance! Blood-shed!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then little robots came down but Lincoln didn't know how to shoot them away. He aimed the gun at it, when he pulled the trigger he felt a strange sensation in his SOUL
The gun shot a bullet
This wasn't a normal gun was it?
Lincoln kept pulling the trigger and more bullets came out of it, he shot 4 robots and the other robots shot hearts at Lincoln
Lincoln easily dodged them.
He then pressed act again and this time he picked boast
"You aren't gonna hit me Mettaton", boasted Lincoln.
The audience likes that.
"I'm the idol everyone craves!", shouted Mettaton.
Then more attacks came down and Lincoln shot it away, he almost got hit but he managed to dodge it.
Lincoln pressed act but he decided to go the items button instead.
He noticed that he still had the stick, so he pressed that option.
The stick appeared in Lincoln's hand and he decided to throw it directly at Mettaton.
Mettaton caught the stick in his mouth and Lincoln got 1,500 more ratings.
"Smile for the camera", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then something that seems like a gate came and Lincoln shot the yellow thing. He saw the robots and shot all but one. Then be shot the other yellow thing on the gate.
The robot sent a heart towards Lincoln and he failed to notice as the heart hit him directly in the face when he turned around.
The audience seemed to like that.
"What? So the audience WANTS me to get hurt?", asked Lincoln to himself.
Lincoln shook his head and chose act, then he decided to press heel turn.
He turned his foot and stared dramatically at the audience.
Lincoln's ratings went up.
"Oooh, it's time for a pop quiz! I hope you brought a keyboard…", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then a keyboard appeared in front of Lincoln
"This one's and essay question", exclaimed Mettaton.
ESSAY PROMPT: why do you love most about Mettaton (no x or z)
"What? That's not even grammatically correct… nevermind", said Lincoln.
Lincoln began typing something on the keyboard
Lincoln wrote: there's nothing I like, you just suck
"This is an essay about me not you", exclaimed Mettaton.
Ooooh Lincoln just got roasted by a robot.
Lincoln was a little upset, but he's got to admit, that was a pretty good roast.
Act
Pose
Lincoln posed with the gun in his hand and the audience really liked that.
"Your essay really showed everyone your heart, why don't I show you mine?", asked Mettaton.
Then there was a floating heart and Lincoln knew he had to shoot it. So that he did, but there where little lightening bolt things that came out of it and Lincoln tried his best to dodge it all. Then 2 robots came out of the sides and shot hearts at Lincoln.
Lincoln kept shooting Mettatons heart while also trying to focus on dodging everything. He was doing pretty well until…
One of the lighting bolts hit him extremely hard and a lot of pain was sent through Lincoln's entire body.
Lincoln's ratings went up.
Lincoln was emotionally hurt when that happened. Why did the audience love to see him get hurt?
Lincoln tried his best to shoot Mettatons heart a few more times and then it seemed to do some damage on him.
This time instead of act and pressed item and got another hotdog and ate it.
HP fully restored
And Lincoln was completely healed from injuries.
"Oooh I'm just warming up!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then a ton of robots came down towards Lincoln and Lincoln did his best to shoot them all away
This was probably the easiest attack so far…
Lincoln pressed act and then pose..
Lincoln didn't know how to pose, so he pretended to hold a sword and aim it at someone.
But Lincoln could of sworn he saw a sword red flash in his hands. But it was very faint and it could be Lincoln's mind playing trick on him.
"But how are you in the dance floor?", asked Mettaton.
"I don't know, I never really danced on the dance floor", said Lincoln.
Then a disco ball was hanging above Lincoln and it had lasers come out of it. Lincoln didn't know how to dodge it. He shot the disco ball and the laser changed from blue to white. Be shot the disco ball again and it changed back to blue.
"So that must be how I dodge it", exclaimed Lincoln.
Then the lasers started moving and Lincoln stayed very still through the blue ones. Then when Lincoln saw a white one and shot the gun at the disco ball and the colors changed. This process kept repeating until the attack was over.
"That was pretty easy", exclaimed Lincoln.
Lincoln pressed act and this time he boast.
"Mettaton that last attack was easy, I doubt you will be able to hit me again", exclaimed Lincoln.
The ratings gradually increases
"Oh but can you keep up the pace?", asked Mettaton.
Then the disc ball spawned and immediately started moving the lasers. Lincoln shot the disco ball but the pace was too fast for him and the laser had hurt Lincoln. He screamed as he felt like he was being electrocuted.
The audience were disappointed
Lincoln weakly got up and pressed act, this time he pressed heel turn. He turned his foot but when he did he immediately fell to the ground in pain.
For some odd reason, the audience liked that.
"Lights! Camera Bombs!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Lincoln got up and blocks and bombs came down. Lincoln only knew one thing, was to blow up the bombs and duck under the blocks. So he did the process of that I've sand over until the attack was done.
Lincoln pressed act and did boast.
"Ok, maybe you hit me last time, but you won't this time", exclaimed Lincoln.
"Things are blowing up", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then the bombs fell even faster but Lincoln was smart, and he dodged all the bombs by using the same strat as last time.
Lincoln this time wondered what would happen if he pressed spare like in all the other boss fights.
Nothing really seemed to happen…
"Time for our union-regulated break!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then harmless grey words appears saying "happy breaktime"
So Lincoln just stood there, nodding his head to this sick song.
"Never realized until now but this song is awesome", exclaimed Lincoln.
Mettaton just kept dancing
Then the break ended and Lincoln pressed act again and he decided to do pose.
He posed like he was about to shoot something. Despite being hurt the audience loved the pose.
"We've grown so distant darling… how about another heart to heart?", asked Mettaton.
Then Mettatons heart was showing and it was surrounded with blocks while lighting things came out. Lincoln shot the blocks and they disappeared. Then they all went away and Lincoln shot the heart. But the blocks came back and Lincoln got hit in the back. But he was still fine as his HP was 13. The blocks kept leaving and coming while Lincoln was shooting Mettatons heart. After a while Mettatons arms completely fell off.
"That, was unexpected", exclaimed Lincoln.
Lincoln pressed act and went to boast.
"You won't hit me this time Mettaton you don't even have any arms anymore", exclaimed Lincoln.
"A… arms? Wh…who needs arms with legs like these?", asked Mettaton.
"Those legs are not amusing", exclaimed Lincoln.
The audience liked that.
"Well whatever! I'm still going to win!", exclaimed Mettaton. Then bombs and blocks came down and Lincoln shot 3 blocks that were in a row. But…
Time seemed to be reversing…
Luckily Lincoln remembered which blocks he shot and went to those areas.
"That's weird, and cool at the same time, I didn't even know you could rewind time like that", exclaimed Lincoln.
Mettaton just smiled confidently.
Lincoln went to act and this time did heal turn. He turned his foot and scoffed at the audience.
The ratings gradually increases
"Come… on!", shouted Mettaton.
The time thing was the attack again and this time it was faster, Lincoln shot everything that wasn't a bomb and the time reversed again. Lincoln forgot what the last one was and got hit, hit HP was now 9.
The audience for some reason really likes to see Lincoln suffer.
Lincoln went to act and did pose
He posed dramatically at the audience despite being hurt.
The audience was clapping
"The show… must go on!", shouted Mettaton.
"Why don't you give up right now?", asked Lincoln.
The audience seemed to like that.
Then bombs and blocks came down from the ceiling in a random pattern and Lincoln managed to avoid everything whilst shooting the stuff in the way.
Lincoln this time pressed spare
"Dr… Drama! A… Action!" Exclaimed Mettaton.
The same attack from last time came and Lincoln did his best to dodge them, but unfortunately he accidentally shot a bomb and it blew up in his face.
His HP was now 5 and Lincoln's hair was messed up. Like he just got out of bed.
Lincoln brushed himself off and went to items. He ate another hotdog…
HP fully restored
His hair was still a mess but Lincoln didn't care.
"L…lights…. C…. Camera- Enough of this! Do you really want humanity to perish?", asked Mettaton.
"What… no I-"
"…or do you just believe in yourself that much?", asked Mettaton.
"Yeah I do believe in myself", exclaimed Lincoln.
Then the "bomb ducking attack" came and Lincoln used the gun to shoot the bombs while also ducking under the blocks. He successfully did so.
Act
Pose
Lincoln threw the gun in the air, caught it, and flipped it around dramatically.
Even Lincoln was shocked, he didn't even know he could do that.
"Haha, how inspiring! Well, darling! It's either you or me! But it think we both already know who's going to win", exclaimed Mettaton.
"I know you are referring to yourself, but I think the winner is going to be me", said Lincoln confidentially.
The audience awed as Lincoln said that.
"Sigh…. Witness the true power of humanity's star!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then 2 bombs surrounded Mettatons heart and Lincoln tried to shoot it. He did a couple times but he failed to notice the exclamation point. When he did he quickly moved to the other side but the other side also had exclamation point. Lincoln tried to shoot Mettaton heart while also dodging the attacks coming from the sides. Unfortunately he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he was viscously stabbed 3 times at the same time. Fortunately, Lincoln hit Mettatons heart enough to make his legs fall off.
Lincoln was covered in blood as he weakly layed on the ground. He wanted to stay there but the more time he wasted the more the ratings would go down. So he got up and went to eat another hotdog…
Lincoln had one left…
Lincoln was now fully healed however.
"OOH, LOOK AT THESE RATINGS!!!", yelled Mettaton.
Lincoln looked over and he saw that he had exactly 12,345 ratings, Lincoln was amazed.
"THIS IS THE MOST VIEWERS IVE EVER HAD!!", exclaimed Mettaton proudly.
Although Lincoln hated Mettaton, he was happy for him.
"WEVE REACHED VIEWER CALL-IN MILESTONE!", exclaimed Mettaton.
"That's…. Awesome", said Lincoln.
"YEAH! ONE LUCKY VEIWER WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO TALK TO ME! BEFORE I LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND FOREVER!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Lincoln just smiled.
"LETS SEE WHO CALLS IN FIRST!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then Mettaton got a call
"HI, YOURE ON TV! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW???" Asked Mettaton.
Undertale ost: for the fans
"Oh………….. hi… Mettaton", said the caller.
Lincoln immediately recognized the caller's voice.
"I really liked watching your show… my life is pretty boring… but… seeing you on screen… brought excitement to my life… vicariously… I can't tell, but… I guess this is the last episode…? I'll miss you… Mettaton…… oh…. I didn't mean to talk so long… oh…………….", explained the caller.
"NO, WAIT! WAIT, BL… H… THEY ALEASY HUNG UP…", exclaimed Mettaton.
Lincoln knew the caller was napstablook…
"UH ILL TAKE ANOTHER CALLER!!!", exclaimed Mettaton.
Then lots of calls came in
"Mettaton, your show made us so happy!"
"Mettaton, I don't know watch without you"
"Mettaton, there's a Mettaton-shape hole in my Mettaton-shaped heart"
"AH… I… I SEE… … EVERYONE… THANK YOU SO MUCH", exclaimed Mettaton.
Lincoln just stood there listening with a sad face.
"DARLING, PERHAPS… IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF I STAY HERE FOR A WHILE", exclaimed Mettaton.
"I think it would be better too", exclaimed Lincoln.
"HUMANS ALREADY HAVE STARS AND IDOLS, BUT MONSTERS… THEY ONLY HAVE ME…", said Mettaton.
"That's honestly kind of sad", exclaimed Lincoln.
"YEAH… IF I LEFT… THE UNDERGROUND WOULD LOSE ITS SPARK", exclaimed Mettaton.
"Yeah, a lot of people seemed to really enjoy you Mettaton", exclaimed Lincoln.
"EXACTLY… ID LEAVE AN ACHING VOID THAT CAN NEVER BE FILLED…", exclaimed Mettaton. "SO… I THINK ILL HAVE TO DELAY MY BIG DEBUT… BESIDES, YOUVE PROVEN TO BE VERY STRONG", said Mettaton.
Lincoln liked that, he smiled
"PERHAPS… EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO GET PAST ASGORE", exclaimed Mettaton.
Lincoln looked at Mettaton for a moment, maybe Lincoln doesn't hate Mettaton anymore.
"IM SURE YOULL BE ABLE TO PROTECT HUMANITY, HA, HA… ITS ALL FOR THE BEST, ANYWAY. THE TRUTH IS, THIS FORMS ENEGERY CONSUMPTION IS… INEFFICIENT", exclaimed Mettaton.
"So, that's what Alphys meant by making you vulnerable", exclaimed Lincoln.
"YEAH… IN A FEW MOMENTS, ILL RUN OUT OF BATTERY POWER, AND… WELL… ILL BE ALRIGHT, KNOCK 'EM DEAD, DARLING. AND EVERYONE… THANK YOU, YOUVE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!", exclaimed Mettaton.
The the battle has officially ended and Lincoln's SOUL was back to normal. While also disappeared
Mettaton was just sitting there, lifeless, of course he could re charge though.
Then the door behind Lincoln opened
"I… I managed to open the lock!", exclaimed Alphys. "Are you two-"
Then Alphys and quickly walked up to him..
"Oh my god, Mettaton! Mettaton, are you…", said Alphys in a panic.
Lincoln was scared for a moment…
"… thank GOD, it's just the batteries", exclaimed Alphys in relief.
Lincoln was relived as well.
"Mettaton, if you were gone, I would have… I would have… I m-mean, h-hey, it's n-no problem, you know?", asked Alphys.
"Yeah…"
"He's just a robot, if you messed it up, I c-could always… j-just build another", exclaimed Alphys.
"But it wouldn't be the same", exclaimed Lincoln.
"T-true… uh why don't you go on ahead?", exclaimed Alphys.
Lincoln nodded and walked past her and Mettaton to the other side.
Lincoln walked for a bit and then Alphys caught up with him.
"S… sorry about that!", apologized Alphys.
"It's no problem Alphys", exclaimed Lincoln.
"L-let's keep going!", said Alphys.
Then Lincoln kept walking for a bit before Alphys started talking again.
"S-so you're about to meet ASGORE h-huh?", exclaimed Alphys.
"Um yeah, I guess so", exclaimed Lincoln.
"You must be… y-you must be… pr-pretty excited about all that, huh?", asked Alphys.
"Yeah, I guess you could say that", said Lincoln.
Then Lincoln and Alphys kept walking a bit.
"You'll f-f-finally… you'll finally go home!", exclaimed Alphys.
"Y-yeah…", said Lincoln.
But Lincoln had gotten a bit sad about leaving, he would miss all the friends he made down here.
Lincoln and Alphys kept walking until they both got to the elevator.
Lincoln was out to go into the elevator-
"W… wait! I mean, um… I… I was just going to… …um… say goodbye and…………………. I can't take this anymore", exclaimed Alphys.
"W-what? What's wrong Alphys?", asked Lincoln.
Alphys looked away in shame…
"I… I lied to you… a human SOUL isn't strong enough to cross the barrier alone… it takes at least a human soul… and a monster soul…", said Alphys.
Lincoln didn't know what to say… wether he should feel sorry for Alphys, or just, idk Lincoln was feeling an emotion that doesn't exist.
Alphys then turned back around
"If you want to go home… you'll have to take his soul, you'll have to kill ASGORE", exclaimed Alphys.
Lincoln just looked at Alphys in shock.
No, no… Lincoln wasn't going to kill anyone…
"I'm sorry", exclaimed Alphys as she ran away.
Lincoln was kind of upset that Alphys said that he had to kill Asgore, he didn't want to kill anyone…
But besides that, Lincoln went into the elevator. And pressed the button…
Undertale ost: long elevator
(Yes it is an actual Undertale ost)
Lincoln stood in the elevator and waited…
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Finally the elevator door had opened, Lincoln then walked out and walked too see another save point.
This time there was no speech thing…
Save Return
Ah yes, this is the end… also announcement because a lot of people keep asking me this. I will not continue my other fanfics until this one is done (which will be a while) Also I lost interest in the Loud Alone one so you are allowed to adopt the fanfic. You are welcome to share your ideas for other crossovers but this one is going to be my main focus and I may not be able to get to your ideas, welp… have a nice day!