03.09.2020

Hello you wonderful people, it's me the guy whose name you still don't know (I might patent that name idk) with yet another chapter and an announcement. Tomorrow (4th of September) is my birthday, so I decided to treat myself to reading some of you fantastic comments, hence why I'm uploading the chapter today.

But wait, there's more! I've also started a new project that was blooming in my head for quite some time and it will also appear today! Talk about presents

Anyways, let's get to something that I've neglected in the last chapter, the comments! (and boy are there a lot of them!)

RandomReader867 - She will be saved, because that unicorn is too good to be left unmentioned in any story.

Bucio - Just to be sure, I've never planned on having Midoriya transfer his consciousness into a machine or something extreme like that. Surgically grafting military grade hardware of serious injury and mass destruction? Yes. Creating a machine with human personality matrix? Not in this story, maybe some time in the future. As to who played who. Knight - Midoriya, Sorceress - Yaoyorozu, Wizard - Todoroki, King - Iida, Princess - Kodai, Oracle - Tokage

CarEnthusiast - Yeah, Eri is the best. Also, if you really want to try writing yourself, don't make decisions based on which ship has the least fanfics about it (It's probably Eri x Izuku in a romantic manner, but I'm not sure). If you want to write something, then write something and maybe someone will be interested. Do keep me updated on that front my guy ;D

GunBlade2020 - Delivering reading material to you is my part time job! ;D

Plazma211 - Thanks for the opinion! I love reading comment like yours even if you don't give me any pointers/ideas, because it lets my know that you enjoy what I do

FouzyFNN - Yeah, I thought that a bit of smug Midoriya won't hurt anyone xD

RandomReader867 - You want to know the worst part about writing this crack? I was completely, 100% clear xD

CarEnthusiast - I do picture them in this not serious at all type of relationship where they just throw insults and banter back and forth with no hard feelings

GunBlade2020 - I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Phew, that was a handful. Times like these make me glad that I'm not super popular, because then I would have way, WAY more comments to answer xD And I don't want to pick like a handful comments from the pile so... I'm going to enjoy the small things?

The chapter!

Midoriya was happy that his parents had to leave for an unplanned meeting yesterday, because he was pretty sure that they would have objections against inviting forty teenagers to their mansion.

Being honest, the greenette also was afraid of how much trouble his friends could cause, but ultimately decided that they deserved it after all the hard work they put in preparing for the festival.

Unfortunately, not everyone appeared as a few of their classmates decided to spend the time on training. Well, the lack of Bakugo, Kamakiri, Monoma and Mineta sure as hell didn't hurt the mood.

Midoriya hummed to himself as he stood on top of the stairs, overlooking the main hall. He saw Ashido, Hagakure and Tokage sitting on a couch laughing, probably about some newest gossip if he had to guess. Kirishima and Tetsutetsu were facing off against each other in some fighting game, with some guys cheering them on.

The green haired hero in training almost laughed out loud as he spotted Tsunotori running around the mansion and yelling 'poggers!' all the time. He figured that she was impressed with the mansion.

"I wonder how she would react if we were at Yaoyorozu's estate?", he joked to himself and snorted, before someone clearing their throat caught his attention.

"What's so funny?", Momo asked as she walked up to stand beside him.

"A couple of things…", Izuku said and turned to look at the crowd downstairs. "It's funny how all of them act when they think that no one's looking", he explained and smiled at his friend.

"What do you mean?", the black haired woman next to him questioned, curious as to what he noticed about their classmates.

"For example, look at Kaminari and Jiro", he said as he pointed them out in the crowd.

The rocker girl was sitting off to the side and conversing with Tokoyami and Yanagi about music, if the purplette's visible excitement was anything to go by. Meanwhile Denki was about to face off against Kirishima, winner of the previous match, in the impromptu fighting game tournament.

"What about them?", Yaoyorozu furrowed her brow, not noticing anything strange about her friend or her friend's boyfriend.

"Wait for it", he explained and so they waited.

It took only two minutes of observation, before Jiro shifted in her seat and her eyes locked onto the back of Kaminari's head. The instant he found himself in her crosshair, her face visibly lit up and a smile formed itself on her lips. She quickly came back to the conversation at hand, but her mood was clearly improved.

"Now I see what you were talking about", Momo whispered in his direction, a look of pure amusement on his face. "Who are we stalking next?", she joked and they both chuckled.

"Ashido and the girls. They are discussing the hotness of guys in our grade", he explained and she zeroed in on the gossipping trio.

"Wait, how do you know what they are talking about?", last time she checked he didn't have any augment that could enhance his hearing. Unless he managed to sneak out without them noticing and became a discount Earphone Jack. She barely managed to stop herself from laughing at her own jokes.

"I have enhanced eyesight which allows me to zoom in a bit, it's not crazy, but good enough to make lip reading possible", he explained without looking away from their target. "Besides, it's easy to connect the dots when you can see where they direct their eyes when asked a question. Ashido looks over Tokage's shoulder to where Kirishima is sitting and Hagakure over Ashido's shoulder to look at Ojiro and Shoji"

"You know, it's crazy how much you seem to see and know", Yaoyorozu said as she leaned onto the railing.

"Trust me, I know and see even more than you think", he cheerfully answered and chuckled.

"Somehow, it doesn't surprise me…", her voice lost all the upbeat vibes that she was giving out just a moment ago.

"What do you mean?", the greenette inquired, swiftly ignoring that the trio downstairs were talking about him in an… uncomfortable manner. He hoped he covered his blush enough with the dim lighting.

"You always seem to work twice as hard as all of us combined", Yaoyorozu explained and sighed. "It's pretty inspiring, don't get me wrong, but sometimes it just makes me feel like I don't belong here", she looked at him and he was cursing himself for not noticing her demons earlier.

"Momo", her breath hitched when he used her name, "you DO belong here. You are a recommended student! You wouldn't be here if someone didn't think that you were capable enough to become a hero"

"Todoroki is a recommended student too, and yet, I feel as if there was a gap between us that just keeps getting wider and wider"

"Can he create a bandage for a wounded civilian?", Midoriya asked after a few quiet moments. "Can he make a cast for someone with a broken arm? Can he make a crutch for them? Can he create a cellphone to call for help? Momo, if he ever faces a fireproof Villain with a fire based Quirk he is fucked", hearing Izuku curse out loud was not something that any of his classmates could expect of him, but Yaoyorozu only smiled at that. It was a sign that he really cared and was emotional about it.

"I… I get what you say, but…", she was cut off, as he gently grabbed one of her hands off the railing and squeezed it reassuringly.

"No buts Momo. You are amazing, your Quirk is the most versatile in the whole school and you are terrifyingly smart", the soft smile on his face looked nothing like the usual one he wore around their classmates. That one was more like a wide grin, that somehow managed to motivate them every time they saw it. The smile she was currently seeing was much smaller, but more genuine. It was kind and caring, and Momo could feel her fears backing off by the second. "You are going to become an amazing hero and we will be proud to call ourselves your former classmates", he let go of her hand and outstretched his arms to the side.

Yaoyorozu smiled at him once more and hugged her Class Rep, the feeling of his arms wrapping around her making her blush as she melted into him.

"How about we go down and have some fun like the rest?", he whispered next to her ear.

"I would like that", she answered as she pulled back from him.

"Let's go then!"

Ashido Mina would never stop to surprise him. Somehow, she managed to smuggle in beer. Enough for everyone… It's going to be a fucking enigma for the rest of his life.

Midoriya knew better than to get drunk at his own party, especially with Tokage, Toru, Ashido, Kaminari... Sero… especially with his classmates around. So he decided to be the responsible guy in the group and refused to drink.

It was good that he prepared their rooms earlier, because he wouldn't feel good about leaving them alone. Even with Momo and Iida following his example, he prefered to keep an eye on everything himself.

It was already past midnight when he spotted the first about-to-be victims of drinking. He put a hand into his pocket to fish out the right key as soon as he spotted Kyoka heading upstairs.

"Hey Midoriya, where can I put Kaminari? He's a bit… gone", she chuckled and the greenette in front of her smiled.

"I know just the place, I'll carry him", he offered and headed towards the couch where, sure enough, Kaminari was splayed out, taking up half of the furniture.

Midoriya put his classmate in a fireman hold on his back and motioned for Jiro to follow him.

"Are you calling it quits too?", he wondered as they navigated the halls.

"I think so. I didn't drink as much as him, but I feel that if I have another beer, then the morning will be insufferable…", Izuku was proud of her for being a responsible drinker.

They soon arrived at the guest section of the mansion. Midoriya opened the first door on the left and carried his classmate in, before laying him on the double bed.

"Keys to the room", the green haired host stated as he handed her a single key. She looked at him puzzled and asked about her room to which he grin smugly. "The bed looks big enough to me, you're welcome", and with that, he bolted out of the room before she had a chance to answer.

The purplette sighed, but smiled. "Thank you…", she whispered and joined Kaminari in bed.

She loved cuddles.

As soon as Midoriya got back to the main hall, he was approached by Iida, who must've noticed his absence.

"I was showing Kaminari and Jiro to their room", Izuku answered before his strict friend had the chance to ask his question.

"Their room? As in a single one for both of them?", Iida questioned and after receiving a nod, continued. "That's highly inappropriate!"

"Relax Iida, the finals are right around the corner and we are all exhausted after the festival. I think that it would be beneficial for all of us to unwind and relax, don't you?", the greenette argumented his move and watched as Tenya slowly calmed down.

"I'm sorry. I should've known that you are just looking after everyone…", the glass wearing speedster apologized and bowed.

"No need to apologize Iida. You couldn't have known what I was planning", the greenette explained with a smile.

"I will go back downstairs and continue watching over the others", Iida said and took a few steps towards the stairs, but turned around when Midoriya shouted 'Catch!' in his direction. Ingenium looked at the keys in his hand and looked questioningly at his Class Rep.

"For you and Uraraka", the greenette explained with a grin and watched as an embarrassed Iida nodded in thanks and continued downstairs.

He walked by Yaoyorozu, who was heading to join Midoriya upstairs, when she noticed the flustered expression on his face. She wanted answers, so she walked towards the probable culprit.

"Why was Iida of all people flustered?", she questioned.

"Let's call it a side project of mine", he answered with a smile and Momo only smiled before joining him near the railing.

Finally, at 3 AM in the morning, they have directed all of their friends towards their rooms. Momo and Izuku were the last ones to go, since they decided to clean up a bit and make sure that everyone is accounted for. An hour later, they too were in their rooms.

Midoriya in his private bedroom, while Yaoyorozu had to crash along with Tsuyu, Toru and Kodai. The black haired woman was tired so she went straight to the unoccupied sofa in the corner. She covered herself hastily with a blanket and drifted off to sleep.

Or at least tried to. As soon as she closed her eyes, a loud snore sounded in the room. Momo grumbled and opened her eyes to locate the source of said snores. The culprit turned out to be Toru.

Yaoyorozu created herself a pair of earplugs to somehow brute force her way through the sudden obstacle, but they kept falling out of her ears.

She reluctantly climbed out of her makeshift bed and left the room, remembering the couch in the hall that seemed like a good alternative.

Momo navigated her way through the maze-like layout of the mansion and was surprised to see light when approaching the main entrance.

She looked over the railing to see their host sitting on the couch, as a strong feeling of deja vu washed over her.

Yaoyorozu traveled down the stairs, careful not to lose her footing and made her way over to her friend.

"Trouble sleeping again?", she asked with a smile.

"You can say that", he answered in kind. "Same?"

"I didn't know that Toru snores so loudly", Momo explained and they both chuckled. "What are you doing here anyway?", she questioned as she sat down on the opposite end of the couch.

"Enjoying myself", Midoriya said as he gestured towards the coffee table.

The woman followed his finger and spotted an opened bottle of wine, that somehow managed to hide from her up until now.

"You've been drinking?"

"Hey, I do believe that I deserve to relax as well", he pouted at her nearly accusing tone, but smiled a moment later. "Want some?"

She pondered the idea and ultimately nodded, which resulted in Midoriya getting up from the couch and vanishing in one of the many corridors that led to the hall. He came back a few minutes later with another glass and a second bottle. She looked at the second bottle and he just shrugged.

"I brought it just in case so that I won't have to walk to the kitchen again. It's a pretty big house you know?", he joked and they giggled.

He sat down on the couch and they started talking about… everything. They mainly used the opportunity to laugh at what their drunk classmates did earlier. Of course, they were drinking responsibly enough, so that they won't cause a ruckus and wake everyone up.

But not enough to sit still.

Momo didn't know when, but she suddenly found herself in the middle of the couch as opposed to the end, but she didn't pay it any mind, she enjoyed the carefree conversation too much.

It turned out to be a bit of a mistake, when she found herself side to side with Midoriya, their shoulders touching and their voices hushed due to their proximity.

She stared forward at the completely empty bottle and her half empty friend then at their full glasses. They were getting carried away, weren't they? Yes, yes they were. And she didn't want to stop.

They finished the wine in their glasses and set them down onto the table, enjoying the brief silence before resuming the conversation about nothing. With nothing to hold, her hands started roaming free.

It just so happened that they drifted towards Midoriya. He seemed to not notice or just ignore it, so she let herself explore the defined muscles of his left arm that she was almost leaning against.

Minutes passed and she saw him lean backwards, his back hitting the armrest as he repositioned himself to face her. She sat on her legs and they continued talking.

Suddenly, she felt very tired and Midoriya seemed so… comfortable. So she leaned forward and slowly laid on top of him. He seemed a bit startled by her action, but did nothing to raise her off of himself.

They resumed their small talk as if nothing ever happened.

Until something else happened.

Momo was not satisfied with just laying on his stomach, so she climbed higher, until her face was right next to his. Her eyes traveled a bit down and saw his lips, slightly parted as he exhaled.

Yaoyorozu didn't know what came over her, but she wanted to kiss him like she did in their play. But this time it would be just the two of them, no audience.

She closed her eyes and lowered her lips towards his, and he responded by lifting and shifting his head slightly, so that they wouldn't bump their noses in the process.

The moment their lips touched, her senses were overwhelmed with… him. The faint smell of cinnamon shampoo became so strong that it was almost suffocating. She was fully aware of the arm that somehow snaked its way around her waist and the one on her thigh.

They leaned back for a moment to look into each other's eyes, looking for confirmation. A second later they went back to kissing. She cupped his face and fully laid on top of him as he hugged her close.

They knew they were drunk, but they didn't care, too addicted to the taste of their lips.

Momo felt his hands make their way up her thighs and she liked it, she very much liked it. She liked it so much that she couldn't stop herself from whimpering softly when his hand brushed a bit higher than her thigh.

She detached her lips from his and hid her blushed face in the crook of his neck, while his hands explored her body.

One of them slid under the red turtleneck she was wearing and started rubbing circles on her back, while his other hand massaged her firm backside.

She felt happy and drunk, but the second part didn't bother her at all. Momo moaned when his lips touched her neck, placing soft kisses across her exposed skin.

Yaoyorozu didn't know when, but after a while she started drifting off to sleep, with Midoriya's warmth working better than any sleeping pill in existence.

She smiled one last time before finally dozing off for the night.

The ship has sailed ladies and gentlemen! Let's just hope that there are no penguins on board and no icebergs along the way!

I promised you fluff and fluff I have delivered!

Without further ado - remember to check out the new story that will be going live in a few hours and come back for another chapter of this story, where we finally go back to some proper schoolwork!

Have a wonderful rest of the day and good luck at school to those that still have to endure this torture xD