Izuku was happy to just eat grass for his snack after the game, but Kachan says it isn't snack time.
That's stupid.
Now he has to sit with the old lady human.
She gives him kisses that make him tired. Apparently smashing your body through explosions and through a bunch of floors is bad for your bones.
So he takes a nap until it is time for not napping.
Kachan comes in later, (after nap time) to tell him class is over and it's time for lunch.
He is very excited for lunch!
The hallway has so many people in it, so he runs really fast between them.
Food time is the best time and he won't let a bunch of legs get in his way!
He kept running until he got to the food area and jumped up on the counter, then he realized he forgot Kachan!
Kachan is smart though and will catch up.
"Hello Midoriya, my name's Lunch Rush, I have a note here that you are one of our students that have a special diet. I'll go grab your lunch real quick."
He looked up and saw the odd looking human and nodded, following him as he walked around the counter.
Lunch Rush pushed an entire bale of hay into the lunch room for Izuku.
That's fantastic!
He chirped happily and started pushing it across the room so he could eat it outside.
"Oh, and by the way, in the future you really should wait in line instead of just jumping over people."
Ohhh, so that's why so many people were just standing around.
A bunch of people stared at him as he walked outside, but he figured it was just humans being weird again.
The boy who was cold and had two hair colors sat outside too. He must be pretty smart since the outside is almost always better than the inside and most humans aren't smart enough to figure it out.
Izuku happily munched on his food when a very loud noise happened.
He looked around to see what the problem was and saw that the gate was broken!
The school was like a giant human burrow, and when someone gets in your burrow you have to either run, fight until everyone else has run away, or hide.
He couldn't run because the intruders were already past the gate!
The exit was blocked, so fighting wouldn't help his friends escape!
So he decided it was time to hide!
He dug a small hole in the ground and pulled his half eaten bale of hay over himself.
He was sad most of his new friends were going to get eaten, but that's what happens when something breaks into your burrow.
Kachan would be okay, he's strong enough to get out and start a new burrow, but he wasn't sure about the rest.
So for now he just had to hide until everyone either escaped or was eaten, then he would leave once the intruders left.
Aizawa was not in the mood for any of this nonsense. He already disliked the media and now they had broken in, causing so many other problems. Apparently there was a stampede in the cafeteria until Iida and Uraraka dealt with it. Plus he has to deal with making sure it was just the press and not additional bullshit for him to deal with.
He walked back into the class for them to get back on track after that brief chaos. Then he realized the rabbit was missing. Great, another headache for him.
"Has anyone seen Midoriya?"
Everyone paused and looked around, realizing that their tiniest classmate was missing.
Uraraka spoke up first. "Um, I saw him going outside to eat, but I'm not really sure after that."
Todoroki nodded, he was going to interpret that as him agreeing with her statement.
"Whatever, could someone go inform him lunch is over so we can move on?"
Bakugou laughed, which was never a good sign. "Deku's probably already run home, that or he's hiding."
"Why would he leave?"
"Hm? Oh, he probably thinks we're all dead. It's what happens whenever someone shows up unexpected. He's been convinced me and my parents have been eaten more times than I can count."
Ashido gasped in a mix of surprise and horror, "What?! That's terrible."
"Don't worry, he'll get over it in like ten seconds once he sees you again."
Aizawa simply sighed, "Ugh, you all stay here, I'll get this figured out."
He marched down to the principal's office and walked in without knocking.
"Ah, Aizawa, always a pleasure. What seems to be the issue?"
"Midoriya is missing and Bakugou claims that he probably left or hid since he would interpret the break in as all of us being killed."
Nezu nodded. "Ah, that makes sense. Midoriya reminds me a lot of myself when I was younger. I too had the difficulty of realizing the stakes tend to be a lot lower for human situations."
He moved over and looked through the security systems, "I didn't get any notice of someone other than the press leaving campus, and it would have notified me if someone jumped the wall. So, it is likely that our rodent friend is still on campus waiting for the threat to pass."
"Should I have Hound Dog track him down by scent?"
Nezu responded in his typical chipper manner, "Ha ha! Absolutely not, sending a teacher that smells like a vicious dog after a frightened superpowered rodent is a good way for us to have a dead teacher! I shall join you on this search, I suggest we start where he last was."
Aizawa didn't know how to respond to that, so he just followed his boss and tried not to think too hard about the idea that Nezu thought that Midoriya would have killed Hound Dog.
As they walked outside his boss kept talking, "I must say Aizawa, I appreciate that you have been patient and understanding with him. He has a good heart, but will need someone to explain things that your other students would consider obvious. I can't wait to see what kind of hero you help him become."
He suddenly stopped and sniffed the air. "Ah, it would seem we have arrived."
All that Aizawa saw around was some hay and an alarming amount of rabbit feces given the amount of time Midoriya had been outside.
He kept walking forward and started to move the hay bale, "I don't know what you're talking about, he's not -". Only years as a pro hero gave him the reflexes needed to avoid the teeth that nearly ripped out his throat as his student shot into the air at him.
The moment he landed he seemed to finally realize who was there before chirping and honking happily and bumping his head into Aizawa's leg.
Rather than deal with whatever this was he turned and walked back to class with the sound of happy squeaks following him.
Izuku was very excited!
No one ate his new friends!
He ran around the room to check and make sure everyone was safe.
His rocky friend Koda told him everyone was safe, but he needed to double check to be sure.
Once he had sniffed everyone and made super sure, he sat down at his seat.
"See, told you stupid Deku would be fine."
The teacher coughed to get their attention, "Well now that all of that is over it's time for English"
A very loud blonde came into the room and shouted about learning. This was a different loud blonde than the one who taught fighting. Were all blondes loud? Kachan was definitely loud and he was blond.
The teacher kept talking and Izuku got very confused, so he raised his paw in the air like the other students did when they got confused.
"Yes Midoriya? You have a question?"
He quickly typed on his phone to ask his question, "I learned a lot of Japanese words, but I don't know what an english is?"
"Oh, uh, English is another language. It's the most spoken in the world, so it's important to learn."
Izuku felt very not exited. "But I spent so long learning human language, and it's not even the one most humans speak?!"
He batted at Kachan with his paw before typing, "Why didn't you teach me this human language if more people speak it?!"
"Are you really throwing a fit right now because I didn't teach you a language I don't even know?!"
"Yes."
"You are the worst rabbit I've met, Deku. Now shut up and learn."
He was quiet after that and tried to learn.
He still thought it was dumb.
Izuku already learned human, he wanted to run around and eat flowers, not learn more human words.
The moment school was over, Izuku shot out of class.
He was done sitting still and wanted to run!
He ran through the halls and was very excited to be done sitting still!
Izuku looked around and didn't know where he was.
Oh no! He got lost!
So he did the reasonable thing and kept running around until he got to somewhere he knew.
"Are you lost young Midoriya?"
He was!
The man he nearly ran into was very tall and skinny. He didn't recognize the skinny man at first and was ready to run when he sniffed the air.
The man smelled like the loud blonde (the strong one) and also smelled like blood. He sniffed again to be sure.
Yep, this was definitely the loud one that Kachan called All Might. He must have a quirk that makes him skinny, that must be helpful for making good burrows and getting into small places.
Since he was mostly sure he wasn't a villain he pulled out his phone to talk to him.
"Hi All Might! I got excited to run around and got lost!"
The man coughed really hard and a lot of blood came out!
That was too much blood!
Bleeding is bad for you!
All Might is dying!
He didn't know how to stop humans from dying so he started letting out a distressed squeak while looking for a smart human who could fix All Might.
He ran full speed down the hall until he found three people walking. There was a boy with blonde hair (would he be loud too?), a boy with black hair, and a girl with blue hair.
The boy with blonde hair bent down and looked very worried as Izuku ran up to him while screeching.
"Hey there buddy, is something wrong?"
He didn't have time to grab his phone and write a message, so he just bit on his sleeve and started to pull the boy back the way he came.
"Guys, I think something is wrong. We should follow the rabbit and see what's going on."
Good, the human is a smart one.
He started running back, but then he remembered that most humans are slower than him. To his surprise, the blonde human was glowing with lightning around him and keeping up just fine.
They reached All Might quickly and Izuku started squeaking loudly again while typing. "All Might is dying! Save him!"
The blonde boy looked confused and wasn't doing anything, then he turned to All Might, "Are you alright Yagi, this rabbit seemed very worried about you."
"Ah, yes. He surprised me and saw me cough blood."
He typed some more, because these humans clearly weren't getting the point. "Blood was coming out his mouth! That happens when you're dying! All Might is going to die!"
"Young Midoriya, I'm not dying. I was simply hurt a long time ago, and now this happens sometimes, I'm ok. Though I would like to know how you know I'm All Might."
Now Izuku was super confused. He was 90% sure humans weren't supposed to cough blood. He figured this fell into the 10% of not being sure.
He typed out his response to the weird question.
"Kachan said your name was All Might in class, and everyone else knew it too, why wouldn't I know your name?"
The blonde he found in the hall bent down to talk to him, "I don't think I introduced myself. I'm Mirio. Can you keep it a secret that All Might is skinny like this?"
"I thought turning skinny was his quirk? Wouldn't everyone know his quirk if he's a hero?" Izuku was beginning to doubt again that this 'All Might' was a real hero.
All Might sighed "This is apparently going to be more difficult than I expected. Young Midoriya, how about we go sit in the teacher's lounge and discuss this further."
He thought for a second, then nodded, since there would be other teachers there, so that would be safe.
Izuku walked home feeling very overwhelmed and a bit confused. All Might explained that he was known for being super strong and didn't want people to find out he wasn't like that all the time.
But heroes weren't supposed to lie? That seemed like lying to Izuku.
Now he wanted Izuku to lie about something really obvious. Or at least Izuku thought it was obvious.
All Might also said that most people don't identify people by smell.
But apparently Mirio also knew the secret, but he didn't find out by smelling. So that meant that All Might told him?
Did that mean telling was or wasn't ok?
As soon as he walked inside there was yelling.
"Deku! Where the hell have you been?! You left before me but got here an hour after me, the hell were you up to?!"
Izuku did the reasonable thing and told him everything.
Hope you all enjoyed this chapter. This has been so much fun to write because I feel like the perspective of a rabbit would always be the most dramatic and frantic perspective possible.