answers to reviewers questions or statements:

keyblade master cole: Possibly. She isn't exactly in the right state of mind in partnering with Orochimaru of all people.

Straw Hat PiratesFan2019: An Overlord Spider-man crossover, I suppose I could try something like that later on. I do like the anime and I've started to get into the novels too.

Fenrir44: There will be one other Uzumaki in the harem but it's not Tayuya or Karin or Kushina. Tayuya is supposed to be for Naruto, with how she has things set up. As for Kushina's thoughts on Sasuke and the massacre of the Uchiha, her mindset currently has her largely unconcerned with anything other than her son at the moment. She's a bit tunnel visioned for the lack of a better term. I'll consider Hinata when she's around the age she was in the events of Naruto the Last Movie since it'd be a little less weird.

CRUDEN: He gained his powers after he became the jinchūriki for the Rokubi, which in this universe, has always been a spider. Though Orochimaru may have made a few... adjustments, when he was mentoring the boy.

Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel or Naruto characters seen, mentioned or used.

"So, the last team of Genin just arrived?" Pītā said as he and Anko made their way down the tower's halls in the early morning of the fifth day of the second stage of the exams.

"Yeah, Kakashi's brats" Anko said with a nod "From what I saw, they looked like they went through a blender with blood and shit mixed into it before being left to dry out in the sun for a few hours"

"Well isn't that just a lovely image" Pītā said with an eye roll.

"Not as lovely as the one I made earlier" Anko teased as she bumped her hip into Pītā's.

"Which one you referring to?" Pītā asked with a smirk "The one you made snoring and drooling on my chest when I woke up this morning? Or the one you made when you tried to gurgle some of my mouth wash, failed epically, and had some of it come out your nose when you spat it back out?"

"I was referring to me riding your cock with my glorious tits being mauled by your eager mouth" Anko giggled.

Pītā hummed before he shook his head "Nah, I'm pretty sure it was one of the former two. Probably the last one"

"Oh fuck you" Anko scoffed before she snapped her fingers and gave Pītā a grin "On second thought, maybe I should. It'll make dealing with you the rest of the day more bearable"

"Or you can simply try to act like a normal human being for a change instead of some sex starved, violent inducing femme fatal after a night of heavy drinking" Pītā said in a dry tone.

Anko's response was a growl before she suddenly shoved Pītā against the wall before pressing herself against his chest. She looked up at him with a coy grin as she raised a leg up to his waist while her hands rested on his chest.

"Or I can fuck you like I said I would and make you more tolerable to be around" Anko said with a lick of her lips before she leaned up towards him and whispered in a low voice "I'm still horny and you never did cum before I passed out..."

"For the love of all that is holy and unholy woman" Pītā aid in a exasperated tone "Do you ever stop?"

"With you? No" Anko said with a giggle as she stepped back for a second to remove her trench coat and drop it on to the floor and resumed her previous position, now even more comfortable now that one less layer was between her chest and Pītā's.

"Anko…" Pītā warned as he placed his hands on Anko's hips, causing her to bite her lip in return.

"Come on Pītā-kun, just a quick one. Than we can head down, please?" she begged, grind her hips against his own.

"What if someone walks by and sees us?" Pītā hissed.

"They can either watch or join in" Anko said with a shrug before a devilish smirk grew on her face "Ooh, maybe it'll be Kurenai that stumbles across us. Seeing you bending me over and fuck me is bound to get her all hot and bothered. Maybe she'll come join me!"

"Or disgust her" Pītā said dryly before he thought it over some more and sighed "Or turns her off from me forever… after she puts me in a nigh unbreakable Genjutsu"

Anko rolled her eyes at this "Please, your overexaggerating"

"I heard her do more for less" Pītā argued as he made to push Anko away before she suddenly reached up and ripped his face mask down enough for her to crash her lips against.

Pītā tensed for a moment before he slowly began to relax as Anko pushed down the pants portion of her mesh attire to expose her legs, rear and nether lips before she reached out and began to undo his pants and push them, and his boxers, down enough to expose his semi-erect cock. Anko moaned into the kiss as she gripped her lover's member and began to jerk it off, causing Pītā to groan as his hands reached down to grip Anko's hips, his fingers resting over the faint bruises he left last night. Once Pītā felt he was hard enough, he lifted Anko up and held her over his cock, still firmly within her grip.

She shot him a sly grin as she slowed her pumps of his member before she looked down at it and allowed a long trail of spit to drip from her mouth and land on the tip of his cock. Pītā twitched as Anko continued to allow her sit to drop on to his prick, lubing it more and more and using her hand to completely drench it before she looked back up at Pītā and grinned.

"Stick it in bug boy"

"No foreplay?" Pītā asked with a snort.

"Fuck it, just fuck me" Anko said.

Without another word, Pītā dropped Anko on to his cock and let out a hiss at the tight passage he forced himself into. Anko's mouth opened in a silent scream as she was rapidly stretched and penetrated by Pītā's cock. Her body shook while her legs and arms wrapped themselves around Pītā and pulled her shaking body lose. Pītā thought he was gonna cum right than and there from the sheer pressure of Anko's grip on him was before he lifted Anko up so only his tip remained and than dragged her back down again.

This time Anko let out a squeak that quickly turned to a moan as he began to repeat the action at a faster pace. The sounds of flesh slapping against flesh filled the hall, just barely masking Anko and Pītā's heavy breathing. The fact that someone could literally stroll by and see them at any second seemed to only add fuel to the fire that was their lust, causing Pītā to thrust into the purple haired beauty harder than usual and for Anko to do her best to return the favor to the dark haired man inside of her. She used every trick she could manage in this situation, massaging his cock with her vaginal muscles and rotating her hips best she could to increase the pleasure that she and Pītā felt. Her actions were met with a growl of approval while Pītā had one of his hands drift down to Anko's rear and give it a hard slap, causing Anko to almost scream out had her mouth not been covered at the last second by Pītā's.

'Oh fuck this feels so good' Anko thought as she and Pītā tried to force the other into submission with their mouths alone 'Kurenai better fucking appreciate this man or so help me I'm kicking her ass, than fucking it, than taking this bastard back and fucking him so good that I ruin him for any other woman but myself!'

With how good this rut was going, she might do that just to do it.

Suddenly Pītā turned and pressed Anko against the wall and pinned her to it with his own boy all the while he continued to thrust into her core. Anko moaned and cooed at the cold sensation of the wall her back was pressed against and the warmth she was feeling from the two's rut. She leaned back as far as she could and rested her head against the wall so she could look up at Pītā before she realized that his eyes were covered by his goggles. Having none of that, she reached up and pulled them down so she could look the man in his actual eyes instead of reflections of her own. It was an odd custom that Anko seemed to have whenever they had sex, she at one point or another had to look into Pītā's eyes. He once questioned it but all she responded with was that she loved the look in his eye when he was in her.

He honestly had no idea what that even meant.

'Kami she even makes sex confusing sometimes' Pītā thought as he leaned down and began to lick and nibble on Anko's neck, intending to leave a hickie in return for the still healing scratches she left on his back from last night.

Anko let out a series of moans and gasps as Pītā took her in the hall, his hips colliding with her's as he drove himself as deep and as hard, within reason of course, as he could into her. Anko meanwhile had settled for just simply hanging on and enjoying the ride for all it's worth. With the way she was held against the wall, it was too difficult for her to try and return the favor to Pītā, so she simply allowed him to do what he pleased, he already got her to cum several times last night, one of which caused her to black out, the least she could is let him cum.

'Though that raises the question of where I want it' Anko thought with a grin before she let out another gasp as a hard thrust from Pītā caused her to experience a minor orgasm.

With Pītā, she was always partial to him finishing inside of her. Really, he was the only man she's ever allowed to do such a thing and there was something right about having his spunk shot into her only to slowly drip out and on to her thighs.

"W-Where... do you... want it?" Pītā forced out in between thrusts, his cock felt like it was being constricted by a boa, though given Anko's preference to said serpent in her summons and some of her techniques, he wouldn't be surprised if she found a way to have her vagina walls work in such a way.

Sometimes, Pītā thinks Anko took the whole snake thing even farther than Orochimaru ever has.

"Y-You can... c-c-cuuummm… I-inside m-me" Anko said in between thrusts, her toes curling in delight at the feeling of Pītā's member sliding through her vagina, so thick, so hard, so warm.

Pītā grunted in response as he gave Anko several more hard thrusts before he suddenly pulled out and lowered Anko to the floor. Sensing his intent, she immediately latched on to his dick with her mouth and begun to suck it as hard and as fast as she could. She reached up to grip Pītā's balls with one hand and the base of his cock with the other and began to massage them both, increasing the pleasure he was feeling inflicted on his groin while her tongue worked to further stimulate him within her mouth. The multipronged assault on his cock caused Pītā's last bit of resistance to come undone and he felt himself begin to shoot his seed into her mouth and down her throat.

"Oh fuck" Pītā said as he watched Anko eagerly swallow his cum, her eyes bright with excitement.

After several seconds, the spurts of cum began to cease and Pītā let out a relieved sigh while Anko's tongue continued to lap his cock as she slowly withdrew her mouth from it. She let go with a 'pop' before giggling as she kissed Pītā's tip before she turned her attention to the rest of his dick and began to lick the sides while her hands reached up to lightly stroke his balls.

"You like that babe?" she teased as she leaned down to plant a firm kiss on Pītā's balls, causing him to gasp as he gripped her hair and pulled her back.

"Yes" he growled as he pulled Anko back to her feet and tight against his frame.

Anko moaned at the contact and wrapped her arms around Pītā's neck while she wrapped one of her legs around his waist. The action caused Pītā's cock to press against the purple haired woman's slit, sending a shiver through both.

"You know, we could have Hayate take over while we find somewhere to keep going. I gotta bout another four in me still and I'm sure you do too big boy" Anko said with a smirk as she grinded her pussy against Pītā's prick.

"I don't think that'll end well for us" Pītā said with a sigh before he gently pushed Anko back and reached down to pull his pants back up while Anko sighed and with obvious reluctance, began to pull the bottom half of her mesh outfit back on.

"Your no fun sometimes" she pouted cutely.

"And your too irresponsible sometimes" Pītā countered with a laugh.

"That's what makes us perfect for one another sometimes... now, are you gonna tell me what the seal on your chest is for?" Anko asked as she pulled on her coat while Pītā zipped up his paints and straightened his gear out so it looked less unprofessional.

"It's for storage" Pītā answered as he pulled his face mask up along with his hood before finishing it off with his goggles.

"For what?" Anko asked with her eyes narrowing slightly "Cause I doubt it's for a couple of Kunai"

"It can be used with Kunai, depending on the situation" Pītā responded with a shrug as Anko stared at him with a scowl.

"No seriously, what is it? You promised to tell me after we fucked!" Anko said with annoyance "But I didn't push it last night because I was too tired to bother talking so tell me now. You owe me that much since I just let you cum in me"

"No, I said I'd think about it" Pītā responded with a frown "Why's it matter?"

"Lets see..." Anko said as she held up a finger "I found you practically bleeding out after facing Orochimaru, a man that's pretty well versed with Fūinjutsu, and I find a super complex seal on you despite the fact I've never seen it on you before, and I've seen just about every part of you. And we've just found out from Kakashi that one of his students had a Curse Mark put on him and even mine's starting to act up. SO EXCUSE FUCKING ME FOR WONDERING IF THAT ASSHOLE HAS PUT SOMETHING ON YOU AT SOME POINT BEFORE I GOT THERE AND I'M WWORRIED IT COULD BE KILLING YOU!"

Pītā flinched at the raised voice and the glare he was getting from Anko.

"Look, Anko-" he began before she held a hand up to stop him.

"Unless it's to tell me what it is, I don't want to fucking hear it" she said, making to step past him before he shot an arm out to stop her.

Anko froze before she very slowly looked up towards Pītā with a blank look on her face and spoke with a quiet voice "Move. Your Fucking. Arm"

Pītā answered Anko's demand by suddenly seizing her by her arms and pushing her against the wall they just fucked against not even a minute ago. The purple haired woman growled at him but refrained from fighting back for the moment. She could feel the grip on her wasn't strong, she could easily break out of it and they both knew it. Anko stared up into Pītā's goggles and not for the first time wished she could rip the damn things off so she could see his eyes, he was much easier to read when she could see them. After several tense seconds, Pītā released her arms and sighed as he leaned forward and rested his forehead against her's, casuing her to close her eyes and let out a sigh as they stood there.

"Look, it's... it's really complicated. Aside from you, the only people who know about this seal are the Hokage and the elders, Jiraiya, Kakashi, a ANBU captain by the name of Yamato and Orochimaru" Pītā revealed, causing Anko's eyes to open and stare into his goggles with confusion.

'Why does Kakashi and some ANBU captain know about it?' Anko thought.

The Hokage, Jiraiya and the Elders she could somewhat understand, and even Orochimaru but the only way she could see the last one knowing about this seal was he knew of it for some time now. Maybe back when he was still with the village and was her and Pītā's mentor.

"You've had it for years and you never told me?" Anko said in a low voice, the hurt mercifully masked "Why? I thought we were friends..."

"We are" Pītā said with a sigh "Your my best even. Hell, if we never broke up, I would've slapped a ring on you along with my name on your ass a while ago. But... well..."

He trailed off as he stepped back and rubbed the back of his head "You know what jinchūriki are, right?"

Anko's eyes narrowed this before they widened "Your fucking kidding me"

"Some days I wish" Pītā sighed.

"But the only one we have is that Uzumaki kid-" Anko began before it clicked "Your... your from another village. That's why there's no record of you attending the academy, even the satellite school at the capital"

"Give you three guesses where they picked me up from" Pītā said with a grim smile under his mask as Anko stared at him closely.

"Well, given your fighting capability and brutality, your shitty taste in seafood, your Suton affinity... I wanna say Kiri" she said.

"How do you know I'm not from somewhere like Kumo?" Pītā asked with a snort though he was curious as to how she came to that conclusion.

"Well for one, we're not at war with them and historically speaking, they've only ever had the Nibi and Hachibi since the First World War and still do to this day last I heard. Kiri on the other hand, on top of the Sanabi, also had the Rokubi which correct me if I'm wrong, is a giant spider" Anko said before she gestured to Pītā himself "And given your... abilities, it adds up your it's host. How the hell hasn't anyone else put it together is beyond me. Granted you more or less told me and just helped me connect the final dots but still..."

"Most people assume it was Orochimaru's doing for my abilities and I haven't felt a need to correct them" Pītā said with a shrug "I mean, just look at Uzumaki's life with everyone knowing what he is"

"Fair point..." Anko said with a frown "But does Kiri know your here?"

"Doubt it" Pītā said with a shake of his head "The Mizukage and Daimyo are in the middle of a Civil War and don't have time to spend time trying to find me. Far as they know, I died a few years ago and the Rokubi's just been reconstituting itself the past few years and has gone into hiding"

"And the Sanabi's jinchūriki?" she asked though she already had a feeling she knew the answer "What happened to them?"

It was only confirmed when the tension between the two become more somber, especially on Pītā's end.

"He died"

Before Anko could say anything, Pītā quickly turned away and made his way to the arena where the Genin were gathering for the next part of the Exams all the while Anko watched him go with a worried expression on her face.

...

The arena that was used for the preliminaries wasn't very large, at least compared to the arena that would be used for the Third Stage of the exams. The most prominent feature in the room was a large stone sculpture that was shaped into a pair of arms forming the 'Ram' hand seal. Along each side of the arena was a raised level that participants and their Jōnin sensei's would observe the matches. And on the wall, to the side of the large stone hand seal sculpture was a large screen that would display the names of the current preliminary match.

As Jōnin, Chūnin, and the Hokage with his personal detail guard filed in behind him, Pītā took this time to look at the Genin before him with a hidden thoughtful look. The Nine rookie Genin that were Asuma, Kakashi and Kurenai's teams had made it along with Gai's. He noticed that the boy on Kurenai's team, Kiba, his dog Akamaru seemed to be cowering in the boy's jacket for some reason. There was also another Konoha team of Genin that were a few years older than the previous mentioned twelve that apparently have taken part in the exams several times before. Than there was the Genin team from Suna made up of the Kazekage's children, Fū's Genin team, The team from Oto and than the Uzu Genin.

All in all, twenty-seven Genin, nine teams, had survived the Forest of Death...

'This is way more than expected' Pītā thought with a frown forming on his face 'We're gonna need to get rid of at least half for the Finals'

With that in mind, Pītā nodded as he loudly cleared his throat to silence any side conversations and obtain the attention of the nine teams "Well, I'm sure you've all heard this before already but let me say congratulations on making it this far. Surviving for five days on your own in a forest of giant bugs, fleshing eating animals, poisonous plants and rival Genin teams all the while obtaining two scrolls to advance is no small feat. Even veteran Chūnin would struggle with those kinds of odds stacked against them"

A lot of Genin, mostly the 'Rookie Nine' seemed to perk up at this while the Suna and Oto Genin seemed unfazed by the 'praise' that Pītā gave them.

"Now, before we continue this and I explain what's next for you all..." Pītā said as he looked very closely at the Genin's reactions to his next words "Be honest, how many of you were super tempted to take a peek at the scrolls at some point?"

He heard several chuckles and a snort of laughter from the Chūnin and Jōnin behind him and even Hirezun as several Genin, mainly the Rookie Nine and Fū, looked like they were just caught with a hand in the cookie jar as the saying goes.

"Hey relax, we've all been tempted to take a glance at something super secret and vital to the mission at some point in our lives" Pītā said in a reassuring tone as he threw a thumb over his shoulder that was aimed at Kakashi "You think that guy there is reading Ich Icha? Please, half the time he's got something else there and he's using the book for cover. Trust me kids, those books are not good enough to be read for like the hundredth time"

"They are..." Kakashi muttered as Asuma broke out into a laugh before a glance from the Hokage caused him to stifle it best he could.

"Already than!" Pītā suddenly and loudly clapped his hands together, causing all but the Genin from Suna to flinch "Whose ready to move on to the Third and final stage of this thing and become a Chūnin?"

"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I am! I'm ready!" Fū raised and shook her hand as she jumped up and down, much to the displeasure of her teammates.

"I'm sure you are" Pītā said dryly and shook his head at the mint haired girl's excitement before he stepped back to let Sarutobi explain things before he stopped for a second 'No, you know what, I'm gonna do the explaining for a change. Least my explanations wont bore half these guys to sleep'

Pītā quickly stepped back into his place and gave the Genin his full attention "All right everyone, first thing's first... who here can tell me and by proxy the rest of us present, why we hold these Chūnin Exams?"

To no one's surprise, at least Pītā's, Fū's hand shot up instantly as she began to jump up and down to get his attention. The jinchūriki regarded his younger, fellow jinchūriki for a moment before he sighed and looked at the others with a desperate look under his mask and goggles. As he waited for anyone else to raise their hand or speak up, Fū's attempts started it escalate as she held up both hands and began to wildly shake her arms in attempt to gain Pītā's attention.

"Anybody else? Literally anyone? Like just take a stab at it. There really isn't a right or wrong answer here" he said as he looked for anyone else but Fū to answer.

"Ooh, I know why, I know why!" she said with bubbling excitement "Ooh, ooh, ooh me, pick me, pick me!"

"Come on guys, please?" Pītā said in a desperate tone as he heard several snickers behind him and Hirezun struggle to keep his composure.

After a few more seconds, Pītā sighed as he nodded towards Fū who leaped up in joy at being picked.

"Yay!" she said before she quickly collected herself and took a deep breath before answering.

"The Chūnin Exams, on the surface, are designed to help increase the skill and experience of a village's Genin without the risk of sending them off on high ranked missions that could lead to possible fatalities and to help strengthen and maintain peaceful relationships between the current villages be they ally, enemy, major or minor. They also serve as a alternative to all out war between the villages, regardless of standing, in an effort to help preserve current military strength in a post Third World War geopolitical landscape. It also serves to allow young Genin to represent their homes and face off against Genin from other nations who are doing the same in life or death situations while various VIP's such as world leaders and military commanders observe to see if Shinobi who perform well, and by proxy their home villages, are worth being hired. Villages and Nations that seem to display highly skilled or powerful Shinobi will be more likely hired for future missions while those that seem to display lack luster Shinobi are given less attention and therefore less missions. In a sense, you could say these Exams are a way for Villages to gain more money, by showing potential wealthy clients why it is they should be selected over others. This also serves a secondary method of showing rival nations that this village is powerful and shouldn't be taken lightly and reconsider any threatening actions towards it"

Pītā, along with just about everyone else in the room all stared at the young Genin with surprise on their faces. She wasn't wrong for the most part in the reasons for the Exams existence and how it affected various nations and villages.

"Uh, yeah... that uh, that about covers it" Pītā said with a nod and gave a quick applause "Good job kid"

"Thank you!" Fū beamed under the praise she was getting from Pītā and several other Jōnin including the Hokage himself.

Out of the corner of Pītā's eye he saw the Proctor for the Third stage of the Exam, Hayate Gekkō, step forward before a weighted gaze from the jinchūriki stopped him cold.

"Hayate, either get back in line or I'm webbing you upside down off a bridge!" Pītā pointed towards the Tokubetsu Jōnin with a glare "I haven't had a chance to do anything yet aside from nearly get killed by Konoha's most dangerous Senior Citizen and this is my time to shine. Your not taking this from me since we're still technically in the second phase of the Exams and Anko said I could be in charge now. Now get your terminal looking ass back in line before I decide to see how far I can kick it!"

"Alright, alright... jeez" Hayate said in between coughs as he slid back into line next to Asuma who was struggling not to laugh.

"Thank you" Pītā said with a nod before his attention snapped back towards the Genin and noticed a number of them were struggling not to laugh at his display "Wipe those grins off your faces before I replace them with looks of pain"

The amusement they were showing was mostly erased from their faces and hid by badly constructed masks of indifference. Pītā felt the urge to hit some of them grow even more from that alone before he took a deep breath and folded his arms across his chest.

"Okay, where was I before I was interrupted..." Pītā said as he looked down at the ground for a moment before he remembered "Oh yeah! Alright, who here is tired, hungry, thirsty, has to use the bathroom, needs to see a medic nin or their in a great amount of pain and feel like their about to collapse on to the ground?"

His question was met with hands raised from all the Genin from Konoha, Oto and Taki. The Suna team and Uzu team seemed fine and unbothered by anything and looked ready to take on whatever he threw at them.

"Oh, wow that's just about all of you than" Pītā said as he nodded before he shrugged "Whelp, sucks to be you all because too many of you all passed so we're gonna start a series of preliminary rounds right now in preparation for the Third and final stage of the Exam"

"Wait what!?" the blonde haired Kunochi from Asuam's team, Ino, shrieked while other teammates looked equally disgruntled.

In fact, just about all of the Genin seemed annoyed, surprised, angry or depressed by this sudden revelation.

"What the hell do you mean by preliminaries rounds?!" Shikamaru said with wide eyes.

"What's the point of these?" came another question, this one from Naruto who looked less than happy about having to fight so soon after arriving at the tower and having no time to either eat, sleep or seek any medical attention he and the rest of his team might need.

"It's simple my young blonde friend" Pītā said as he looked straight at the current host for the Kyūbi no Kitsune "Too many of you guys passed the second stage so we gotta thin you out"

"But why?" Ino whined as she pulled on her hair before shooting an annoyed glare at Pītā "Isn't it a good thing that so many had passed? I mean the point is to display a strong front or whatever and most of us here are from Konoha, so shouldn't we being trying to capitalize on that by showing a bunch of powerful wealth lords that our people are the best or something?"

She than noticed the annoyed glare from the girl from Suna, Temari, and the entire Genin team from Taki and gave them a sheepish smile "Uh no offense guys, hehehe..."

"Well yes, in a sense" Pītā said with a nod before he sighed "But you just in a sense answered your own question. A lot of powerful people are gonna be present for the final stage of the Exams. Important people, people who run entire nations and have little time on their hands to watch a bunch of Genin kick the crap out of each other. They only need to see the very best of the best of you lot and even if they didn't, with this many of you having passed, the Third Stage could last two or even three days. We'd prefer to have this all done in one. So, we gotta thin you out a bit more. Trust me, yall aren't that important"

"P-P-Pītā-s-sensei...?" Hinata raised her hand nervously and all but retreated into herself when almost everyone looked towards her.

"Yes Hinata?" Pītā asked as he gestured for the shy girl to continue.

"I-Is it c-common for t-this many Genin to p-pass or are t-these preliminaries b-brought in at random t-times?" Hinata asked shyly, poking her index fingers together as she struggled not to blush under the attention she was getting from everyone.

To a lot of them, this was the most they've ever heard her say in one go!

"Honestly, no" Pītā shook his head "This is the first time in like five years more than nine of you guys made it this far. So, either all of you are getting better or the guys in charge of putting together the first two stages of this Exam suck"

"Fuck you!" Anko growled while Ibiki simply 'hmphed' and looked away.

Pītā responded to Anko's remark with a crude hand gesture that involved his middle finger being raised as he looked at the Genin before him "Now normally this is the part where someone would ask if there's anyone here that's unable to continue and if so speak up now for whatber reason they have... buuuuut since in real life you wont be given this offer, and at times have to continue on a mission or even multiple ones despite the fact your half dead and haven't eaten in days at least, I'm not giving any of you the option to drop out now. So if you'd all as to be so kind as to... STAND THER FUCK BY FOR THE FIRST ROUND TO BEGIN ON THE BALCONIES ON EACH END OF THE ARENA, I'd appreciate it!"

A number of the Genin flinched at Pītā's raised voice and quickly began to make their ways to the balconies, followed closely by their senseis and the current Proctors and observes of the Exam.

"That was... nicely put, Pītā" Hirezun said as he walked pass the younger man with a grin that was visible under the Kage hat "Though a little less harsh language would've been preferred"

"I'll keep that in mind Hokage-sama" Pītā nodded as he stayed in the arena and looked towards Anko and nodded towards her as she slipped on a headset "Lets get this show on the road"

Anko rolled her eyes as she muttered something into her headset and the large display board switched on and began to quickly cycle through names until two popped up.

"Kabuto Yakushi against Fū…" Pītā said with a blink before he shrugged "Eh, not the worst for a starting match I guess... Oi, Kabuto, Fū, get back down here and fight!"

Kabuto made a face of discomfort as he walked slowly back down the stairs after just reaching the top with his team and Sensei. Fū practically leaped over the railing for the balconies and landed in a crouch before shooting up and sprinting towards the center of the large arena.

"Ready!" she said after skidding to a halt and began to shake with excitement.

Pītā stared at her for a moment before he looked over at Kabuto's miserable form as he finally reached them and sighed. The former ANBU snorted at this "What's wrong four eyes, tired?"

"A little, yeah..." the teen responded with a nod and a shaky smile "I'm almost out of chakra"

"Oh is that so?" Pītā said with a hum before he shrugged "Well, sucks to be you I guess"

A sweatdropped formed on Kabuto as Pītā turned towards his mint haired opponent and nodded "You ready?"

"Yes senpai!" Fū leaped in excitement.

"Please don't call me that... ever" Pītā sighed as he stepped back a few feet and held his arm up and looked back and forth between the two before dropping it "Begin!"

Not even a second later, Fū practically leaped at Kabuto with such force that the stone she was standing on cracked and left a very brief after image as she flew towards the shocked older teen.

"Oh fu-" Kabuto began before he was hit by Fū's body, knocking the wind out of him and sending him spiraling to the floor with her on top of him.

Pītā winced at the impact "Ooh, that had to hurt..."

Kabuto shook his head and made to throw the younger girl off him before he saw that Fū was straddling his chest with her fist reared back. The teen's eyes widened as she sent it flying into his face, knocking his glasses clean off and dislodging a tooth inside his mouth. he tasted blood as Fū suddenly used the same hand she struck Kabuto with to backhand the teen, snapping his head to the side and causing him to spit out the blood and loose tooth in his mouth and on to the floor. The young Taki Kunochi smirked at her apparent power over the older Genin before Kabuto suddenly struck out and hit her in the side, causing her to yelp in pain as she shot back to her feet, clutching her side. Before she could recover, Kabuto sprang to his feet with a rush of energy he didn't display before and sent another punch, this time towards Fū's head.

The younger Genin brought her arms up to block the hit but it proved to be a feint from Kabuto as he sent a kick to her stomach, increasing the pain in her core as part of Kabuto's hit landed very close to her still aching side. Fū stumbled back a bit before Kabuto flashed through several hand sings and slammed his palms to the floor. Fū let out a yelp as a column of stone shot out from under her and sent her flying into the air, allowing Kabuto to throw several Kunai towards her. The Taki Genin let out a startled yelp as she quickly drew her Kunai and haphazardly deflected the incoming projectiles.

Pītā ducked under one of the deflected Kunai and gave the two Genin a dry look "Hey, watch where your deflecting those"

"S-Sorry!" Fū said as she landed in a roll and sprung back up to her feet in time to see Kabuto rushing towards her with his hands encompassed in chakra.

'Huh, chakra scalpels' Pītā thought with a hum 'Not the most efficient weaponized medical jutsu but effective enough'

Fū stared at the approaching older teen with wide eyes before they narrowed and she raised a fist into the air before letting out a yell and slammed it into the ground.

"AH" Pītā leaped back as the ground for several meters around Fū cracked and shattered, sending chunks of stone into the air. Kabuto's eyes widened at the sudden display of raw strength and was forced to slide to a stop or risk running into an area of unstable stone.

As Pītā landed a few meters away from where he was originally, the various competing Genin stared at the mint haired girl in compete shock along with some of their Senseis.

"Holy shit" Kiba said with wide eyes before he swallowed nervously "Remind me to not piss her off"

"S-She's really s-strong" Hinata nodded in agreement while Shino remained silent.

"So it seems" Kurenai said, her eyes narrowing in interest at the young girl down in the arena.

"How the hell is she so strong?" Sakura said as she stared at the destroyed ground with wide eyes before she looked up to see Kakashi was looking at the young girl with his lone visible eye narrowed in interest "How's that possible Kakashi-sensei?"

"There's... ways" Kakashi stated with a hum as he watched the young Kunoichi rip a chunk of ground up and threw it towards Kabuto.

"Are they rare?" Sasuke asked as he continued to watch the match with an unreadable expression on his face that was broken by occasional flinches of pain as the wound he received from that crazed Kusa nin in the forest on his neck acted up.

"To a degree" Kakashi said with a nod "Most involve possessing highly advance chakra control. Others are a result of intensive training and some are just results of their genetic makeup. Be it a Kekkei Genkai or just good selective breeding"

"Or because she's a jinchūriki" Naruto suddenly said as he watched Fū with narrowed eyes "Taki has one of the Bijū, right?"

Kakashi's gaze flickered towards his student and his eye narrowed slightly "...Perhaps"

Ever since their team had returned from their mission to Wave, he's noticed a shift in Naruto's character. He's grown much quitter, more reserved compared to before. At first he believed it was a result of being sent on a mission with so much violence and death for the very first time after living a somewhat sheltered life in the village. But than he began to change his attire, though that wasn't necessarily a bad thing since his original jumpsuit made Kakashi want to slam his head against a wall, show far more awaness than he displayed before and than there was the mentioning of the boy somehow learning a A-ranked jutsu despite the fact that only he and one other person in the whole village knew it and one of them has been gone for years.

'I need to take him aside and talk to him later' Kakashi thought before his gaze shifted back to the current match 'Something's off. I don't know what, but there is'

He just hoped it wasn't something serious.

Sakura seemed confused at Naruto's statement "What's a j-"

"Later Sakura" Kakashi interrupted the girl in a more curt tone than he intended, causing her to jump before he looked at her with a reassuring eye smile "It's something that's best discussed in a more secured setting"

Sakura blinked at her sensei for a moment before she nodded and returned to watching the match with her teammates, though she also happened to notice Naruto's gaze was far more focused on Fū than anyone else. It unnerved her a little, because it wasn't some perverted gaze that he was giving the girl, it was something... something else.

'I really hope it's nothing too serious and it's just his way of checking a girl out' Sakura thought as she watched as Fū tried to score a hit on Kabuto that everyone knew would take him out of the fight, regardless of where on his body it landed.

"She's good" Sasuke said as he followed Fū's movements a bit with his Sharigan, mainly because some of her gestures and moves were too fast to follow with his regular eyes.

"Y-Yeah" Sakura nodded with a nervous grin while on the inside she was starting to panic 'Please don't be attracted to the exotic Kunoichi, please don't be attracted to the exotic kunoichi'

It'd just be her luck.

Sasuke's eyes narrowed as he saw that there was no real build up of chakra in Fū's limbs when they went in for a strike, it seemed that the girl was seemingly unnaturally strong in body. More so than Lee was... by a long shot.

'If I ever face her in a fight, distance will be my only real advantage' he thought with a frown on his face 'Trying to take her up close is next to suicide. Much as I hate to admit it, Rock Lee taught me something in our 'fight'. There's gonna be people faster than my Sharigan at it's current level can track and I need to be careful. Especially when said person can shatter stone as easily as shattering glass'

"Stop moving!" Fū yelled as she resorted to picking up and throwing chunks of stone that were dislodged from the floor at a exhausted Kabuto.

"Than stop throwing chunks of rock at me!" he yelled back.

"NO!" Fū yelled back as she threw several pieces before rushing towards Kabuto with a Kunai drawn.

Kabuto drew several shuriken and threw them towards the approaching girl before he gathered as much chakra he could muster at the moment into his fist and waited until she was closer before striking. With a yell he sent a punch into Fū's approaching face that caused her head to snap to the side with a loud 'crack' before she stumbled back and slumped to her knees, her hands flying to her mouth as blood began to leak out.

Everyone in the arena watched in tense silence as Fū's body shook while a panting Kabuto stared at her with wide eyes. After several seconds, Fū stopped shaking and just sat there, her hands over her moth as blood began to seep through her fingers and on to the floor. Pītā was about to speak up and ask if the young girl could still continue, which he doubted if that hit was as bad as it sounded, before she suddenly dropped her hands to reveal a bloodied jaw and spat out a large dark glob of the crimson fluid along with two chipped teeth.

'Uh-oh...' Pītā thought as he felt a tingling sensation at the base of his skull as Fū slowly looked up at Kabuto with a look of sheer malice that was only intensified by the blood smeared across half her face.

Kabuto paled at the glare "I'm sorry-"

His apology was cut off by a sudden uppercut from Fū, sending him flying into the air before he was grabbed by the ankles and slammed back into the ground with a loud 'thud' and than proceeded to be dragged across the floor in a circle before Fū released her grip on him and sent him flying into the wall several meters away. The silver haired teen slammed into it with a loud 'crack' sound before he slumped to the floor with a pained groan. Fū spat out a bit more blood as she began to stomp towards Kabuto's whimpering form with a murderous look on her face.

"Annnnd Fū is the winner!" Pītā said as he suddenly appeared in front of the girl and placed a shoulder to stop her from moving in for the very literal kill.

"He broke several of my teeth!" Fū growled as she spat out some more blood.

"Yes, but I think breaking his jaw and probably dislocating his leg when you grabbed him and swung him around like a doll is compensation enough" Pītā said as he found himself struggling to hold the girl back as he looked towards Anko "Can we get a few medic nin in here please? Before she decides to just put him down permanently?"

"Already on the way" Anko said before several white robbed Medical nin rushed into the arena with a stretcher held between them "See, right on time!"

"Thank you" Pītā said as he picked Fū who proceeded to cross her arms and pout as he held her towards the direction of her team "Please come get her before she decides to break me too!"

The Jōnin sensei for the Taki Genin, probably the most unassuming man he's ever seen, looked at Pītā with a look of extreme discomfort before he sighed and nodded as he leaped down into the arena to retrieve his student while Kabuto, still letting out a few pained moans, was carried away by a few medic nins.

"Just put some ice on it Kabuto, you'll... probably be fine. Maybe!" Pītā called out to the man as he was spirited away to the Tower's medical wing to be treated before being moved back to the village proper where he'll likely have to be checked into the hospital for further treatment.

"You better hope I never see you again asshole!" Fū screamed as she was thrown over her sensei's back and carried back to where the rest of her team was "If I do, I'll fill your insides with so many beetles that even a fuckin member of the Aburame won't be able to save your worthless ass! You hear me asshole? Fuuuucked!"

"I like her" Anko said as she came and stood next to Pītā and leaned in close with a grin.

"You like the extremely violent, odd colored haired girl with a mouth to rival a sailor's? Shocker" Pītā said dryly before he shooed her away "Next two, hurry it up"

"Prick. Think because I fucked you and put you in charge of these things that makes you hot shit now..." Anko stuck her tongue out at him before she muttered into the headset to put up the next two names.

"Well... yes" Pītā shrugged as he glanced up at the large monitor to see who were the next two participants.

He hoped their match didn't cause as much destruction to the arena as Fū's did, there wont be much of an arena left for the match after this at that rate.

...

And done.

Next chapter, More matches, more headaches and more matches...