Two weeks after Heather left and Alvin paid a visit to Berk.
Everything was calm for those two weeks.
Valka end up confirming that the signs with Heather and Astrid always wanting to be intimate with Hiccup and have many rounds of intimacy with him pointed to them being fertile and want to get impregnated by him."
Astrid and Heather distance themselves from Hiccup for a couple of days, feeling disgusted with themselves trying to get that from Hiccup.
Hiccup found out and told them both that if that happens again next time, that he would stick with making love to them without the risk of pregnancy.
Stoick order Hiccup to accompany him to HysteriaTribe.
Hiccup told the Berkins that Astrid is in charge of handling dragon problems.
Valka chief the tribe while Stoick and Hiccup were gone.
Snotlout grew mad at Hiccup for punishing him for two weeks and decided to punish Astrid.
(With Hiccup and Stoick)
Hiccup ask "dad? Why did I have to come with you to Hysteric Tribe for?"
Stoick answers "the Chief of Hysteria Tribe, Norbert the Nutjob requested our assistance in a dragon problem."
Hiccup sighs "I hope this isn't going to take a week to solve."
Stoick shakes his head "it won't take long."
Three hours later, Stoick and Hiccup arrived on Hysteria Tribe.
Norbert greets Stoick "Chief Stoick, we are grateful for your visit."
Stoick smiles "your welcome, Norbert. I brought my son, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third, Chief of all dragons to help solve your dragon problem."
Hiccup curious ask "what is your dragon problem anyways?"
Norbert ask "dragon problem? We don't have a dragon problem."
Hiccup blinks his eyes "you don't have a dragon problem?"
He turns to his father and ask "why did you lie to me for?!"
Stoick answers "I figured you should learn about Freya, The Goddess of Fire, Love, Beauty, and Fertility."
Hiccup scowls "you lied to me about why we came here to Hysteria?!"
Norbert ask "why would he need to learn about Freya?"
Hiccup scowls "why would I need to learn about Freya for?!"
Stoick scowls "because of what you been doing since you engaged with flirting with two girls at once!"
Hiccup grumbles "dad!"
Norbert laughs "you like two girls?"
Hiccup sighs "it was a fling with one girl! Why would it matter to anyone?!"
Norbert comments "I would be glad to teach Hiccup about Freya. Follow me to our library, Hiccup."
Norbert leads Hiccup to a hut in their village and looks through their books to find a book of gods and Goddesses and pulls it out and sits down at a table and flips pages until he finds a page that talks about Freya.
He reads the passage to Hiccup "Freya is the daughter of the sea god Njord and an unknown giant mother.
There are debate reports in historical documents, to believe that she is also wife to the god Odin, and is the one in the same with the goddessFrigga.
While Odin takes many heroic dead to reside with him inValhalla, Freya takes others to reside with her in her hall of the dead; Sessrumnir. She is also said to be the chief of the demi-goddesses, theValkyries, who serve in both halls."
Hiccup sighs "I don't see how this concerns me."
Norbert continues reading the description "Freya is also believed to access magic with which she could prophesy and shape shift. She's most commonly illustrated to take the form of a falcon, and accompanied by gray cats.
Gold on the earth and amber in the sea are believed to have once been Freya's tears, which she shed while searching for her husband who was lost during battle.
Giving the world beautiful things during her mourning is due to a glittering necklace as an emblem of the earth's fruitfulness. The winter constellation Orion was perceived by the Vikings to instead be of Freya, andOrion's Belt to be "Freya's Girdle".
There are also writings that suggest Freya had golden hair that blooms with flowers and white arms that light up the underworld when she visits. Freya is said to be married to the god Od and have two daughters with him.
However, he is constantly traveling abroad, leaving Freya at home. She is saddened by this, and weeps tears of gold. It is said that if she feels you are ready for children with your lover or wife, she would bless you with a child."
Stoick comments "this is why you should be careful when engaging in intimacy with two girls because Freya could bless you with a child with one or both of them."
Hiccup comments "if that were to happen to one or both of them, I would accept responsibility of caring for both of them."
Stoick ask "what if Heather became pregnant with your child and Astrid didn't? You would have to end your engagement to Astrid Hofferson and marry Heather so your heir would be born in wedlock!"
Hiccup comments sarcastically "I would try and get Astrid pregnant to keep both of them and go find a tribe that would allow me to marry both of them."
Stoick rubs his forehead and shakes his head "you are unbelievable!"
Hiccup sighs "I can't help that I somehow fell in love with both Astrid and possibly Heather!"
Stoick shakes his head and leaves the hut.
Hiccup turns to Norbert to see him open his mouth to say something and ask "what is it?"
Norbert comments "there's a story that a man could fall in love with two women and can't make the choice to marry one or the other without hurting one of them.
So he decides ask if they both would like the idea of marrying him, if they get along with each other in a love triangle relationship."
Hiccup ask "did they end up happy?"
Norbert comments "don't know, just a rumor about it, The thing is it's possible that a man can fall in love with two women. The only problem to have a happy ending is if the two women are in love with each other as well as the man.
Or if one of them decides that they would like to date someone else and fall in love with that man."
Hiccup comments "so I would have to have another discussion with both of them on what choices we choose for our future."
Norbert comments "that would be the smart choice because women can change their minds on who they want to date or marry, just the same as men can."
Hiccup smiles "thank you for the advice, Norbert."
He join up with his father and the two head to back to Berk.
Two hours later, two-thirds flight time, Thornado heard air-piercing roar and turned to a sea stack to discover three baby Thunderdrums.
Hiccup sees the baby Thunerdrums and looks around for their mother to see no other Thunderdrum and ask "what happened to their mother?"
Stoick sighs "that's another dragon's problem" and flies towards Berk.
Hiccup sighs and follows his father back to Berk.
When they arrive at Berk, it was dinner time.
Hiccup looks around to see no guards patrolling around the village and turns to his dad and says "something feels wrong, hide while I do a little recon."
Stoick gape "what do you mean by I hide?!"
Hiccup hiss "shut up before something goes wrong! Your too big to hide! 'Toothless, recon.'
Toothless nod his head and flew into the sky.
Thornado flew with Toothless.
Hiccup search around houses hiding in shadows.
Stoick shakes his head and walks to the hall and opens the door to see Spitelout sitting in his seat and looks around to see the villagers look at him and ask "what the heck is going on here?! Where's my wife?!"
Spitelout grins "they are in a prison cell and your going there as well."
(With Hiccup)
Hiccup made it to the Hofferson's house and climbs upto Astrid's bedroom to see it empty and checks Alistair and Ingrid's bedroom to see it empty and tip toe downstairs to see the kitchen empty and says "something seems wrong."
He sneaks back upstairs and climbs down through Astrid's window and sneak around to find his father being escorted to prison cells building and puts on his armor suit and mask.
The guards put Stoick in a cell to see Gobber, Alistair, Ingrid and Valka, but no Astrid.
Hiccup walk behind to where the bars are to hear Stoick ask "where's Astrid at?"
Alistair scowls "Snotlout has her in his basement!"
A note drops through the bars.
Alistair picks up the note to read "if any harm to Astrid, dad, be prepared to have no nephew."
Valka turns to the bars "Hiccup?"
Stoick sighs "when we landed here, he sense something was wrong here when we didn't see guard patrols."
Valka comments "it's his dragon sense."
(With Hiccup)
Hiccup ran through the village upto Snotlout's door and took out Inferno and slashed right through a steel door and storm through a wooden door to see Snotlout pulling down her panties and says "Snotlout."
Snotlout froze in place and turned around to see Hiccup in the Dragon Prince armor holding Inferno.
Hiccup sternly says "Get. Off. Astrid. Right. Now. Before. Inferno. Goes. Through. Your. Chest."
Snotlout gets off Astrid and backs away "why aren't you in the cell with your father?!"
Hiccup points Inferno at him while taking a dagger and slice the rope and hand it to Astrid to cut herself free.
Astrid pulls her panties and pants back up and clings to Hiccup "I thought you wouldn't be able to save me."
Hiccup commands "GET TO WALKING NOW, SNOTLOUT JORGENSON."
Hiccup escort Snotlout outside to see Spitelout and fifteen guards with swords, axes and shields.
Snotlout turns around and says "I'll be taking back my wife and consummate our marriage."
Hiccup looks around the arena and says "where's Toothless?"
Spitelout turns to the guards and ask "where's the dragons?!"
The guards look at each other before shugging their shoulders.
Hiccup comments "you do know that I design the dragon housing building and Toothless knows which lever to unlock the building. Four hundred dragons at my command."
Snotlout laughs "your bluffing!"
They freeze at a screech echo of four hundred dragons surrounded them with each one lit with fire in their mouths."
Hiccup commands "as I was saying, Guards throw Spitelout and Snotlout in the cell or be burned by my dragon army for treachery!"
Guards sheath their weapons and escorted Spitelout and Snotlout to prison cells and release Stoick, Valka, Alistair, Ingrid and Gobber.
Alistair ask "if we're free, where's Hiccup?"
Snotlout smirks "probably trying to break my marriage bond with your daughter."
Everyone gasp in fear.
Valka comments "you would need Gothi to perform the seal bond."
Spitelout scowls "I did!"
Stoick gape "oh my, Hiccup is going to be beyond control over his own actions."
Snotlout laughs "and Hiccup won't be able to break our seal! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Gobber comments "that's not true! Their is a clause that would break a seal! You would have to be challenge to a duel, but how can you marry Astrid, if her and Hiccup consummated their relationship many times?"
Spitelout gape "WHAT?!"
Stoick widen his eyes "that would mean that they are already married to each other."
They leave the cell room and head to the hall to see Toothless, Luna behind Hiccup and Astrid with Thunder and Alura flanking them.
Thin Paws is in front of the table.
Valka laughs "oh man! Astrid is pretty much under high security protection from approaching.
Ingrid walks upto them and ask "daughter? Can I have a hug?"
Hiccup nods his head and waves off the dragons growling.
Ingrid walks around the table and hugs her daughter and son in law "I was so worried about you."
Valka hugs her son.
Alistair sighs "Hiccup, Spitelout had Gothi perform the marriage between Snotlout and Astrid."
Hiccup comments "it was voided because of how many times me and Astrid made love without wedding ceremony and she scribble a response to say by Berkin law, me and Astrid are married.
I'm somewhat uncomfortable with saying her other part."
Astrid widen her eyes "Heather?"
Hiccup nods his head "yes, I don't know if she would stay with Ragnar or with us. I rather tell her about us and let her choose who she wants to remain with."
