Kisame leaned against the kitchen counter in exhaustion. He had just finished making dango for Itachi's lunch. Everyone else had decided to go get McDonald's but Itachi had simply stated 'that's peasant food'.

"Hey Itachi! It's finished!"

Within seconds the Uchiha had calmly entered the kitchen and took the plate Kisame was holding out to him.

"Thank you Kisame."

Itachi walked to his room without another word. Kisame sighed. Sometimes he wished his partner was more talkative, but Itachi was Itachi and there was nothing he could do about that. Kisame cleaned the kitchen and was about to walk to his room when a certain gray haired Jashinist and a certain orange masked idiot stopped him.

Hidan smiled happily, "Yo Kisame! Wanna watch Jaws?!"

"Deidara Senpai and Sasori-san paused it so we could come and get you! We even made popcorn!" Tobi exclaimed.

"Heh heh, okay."

Kisame followed the two of them into the living room.

Deidara smiled as they walked in, "You got him, un!"

"Mhm."

Sasori frowned, "You took quite a long time. You know I don't like to be kept waiting."

Deidara wrapped his arm around Sasori's shoulders, "Oh come on Sasori my man! They're now aren't they?"

Sasori's whole body froze, "Yes I suppose." he gently removed Deidara's arms and scooted away.

Hidan snickered, "You try too hard for Pinnochio, Barbie Boy."

Deidara jumped up off the couch, "Say that again baka! I dare you! Come on!"

Hidan stood up too and put his hands on his hips, "You - try - too - hard - for - Pinnochio - Barbie - Boy."

Deidara was about to attack Hidan, but Sasori grabbed his arm and pulled him back down. The blonde folded his arms and pouted. Hidan sat back down too. Tobi sat on the floor next to Deidara's feet and Kisame sat next to Sasori. Sasori unpaused the movie and the music started up. About ten minutes into the movie Kisame was incredibly distracted and couldn't focus on the movie. He got up and walked to Itachi's room.

He knocked on the door and was met with a halfhearted, "Come in."

He opened the door and saw Itachi laying down in his bed with his back facing the door. Kisame sat down on the bed.

"What are you thinking about Itachi?"

The Uchiha hesitated as if unsure of whether he should tell his partner or not.

"I'm not gonna tell anyone else." Kisame reassured him.

Itachi sighed, "My brother."

The two of them sat in silence for a while.

Itachi looked over, "Hey Kisame?"

"Hm?"

"The dango was really good."

"Hehe! Really?"

Itachi sat up and nodded, "You're a surprisingly good cook. Can you teach me how to make it?"

Kisame smiled, "Sure! But first, you want to watch Jaws?"

Itachi nodded.

They walked out of Itachi's room and into the living room. They both sat on the floor because Tobi had moved onto the couch. The Akatsuki had a classic horror movie marathon for the rest of the day.

HellCat180 : I hope you guys enjoyed! I'll be -

Tobi : HellCat - san! *sobs*

HellCat180 : Tobi, you interrupted, whats wrong?

Tobi : *sobs* Deidara Senpai is trying to shove a dango skewer through my mask hole.

HellCat180 : Okay stay with me buddy. I'll protect you!

Deidara : *eyes glowing red* If you protect him you'll be in trouble too.

Tobi and HellCat180 : AHHH