chapter one: quastionable questionings

lard bepus and his new trusty associate swam off of the island. they swam until they reached shore. there, they found a strange pod. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" yelled lard beepys.

"maybe you can use that to get around until you can fly" said WHISper. lard beapus nodded and got in the pod.

there were so many controls! but lard beaapus was just a baby boy. what would he do? he slammed his fists on the controls, shattering them, and blasting the pod off into space.

"no!" yelled WHISper. "we are blasting off into space!" but they couldnt do anything but wait for the ship to land.

"TURTLES DEAD!" yelled krillin.

from the distance oolong replied with "WHO CARES!"

oolong was not heard from again.

master roshi sighed. "i went to a far away store to get pesticide i guess the pest was what killed him"

"pest?" said bulma. "like what kind of pest'

"it looked like the GOD OF DESTRUCTION LORD BEERUS"

everybody gasped! "what do we do?" yelled krillin.

"we do what we always do" answered bulma. "we get goku"

meanwhile, krillin walked out of kame house. "i looked everywhere but i didn't see the fake GOD OF DESTRUCTION LORD BEERUS" he said. "kame house is a wreck though" master roshi glared at krilling but he knew now was not a time for confrontation. turtle was dead and they had to find the pest who killed him.

bulma thought for a moment then spoke up. "wait what if we used a god radar"

yamcha was confused. "huh"

"a god radar. it detects gods"

"fair enough"

the pod was moving faster than something was really fast! and it was hurtling towards a planet! "WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GONNA CRASH! AHHH!" yelled WHISper. and they Did

when they woke up and left the pod the first thing they saw was that they were in a field of blue grass and there were some guys staring at them.

"looks like we crashed on planet namek" said WHISper. "there are dragonballs here. they are shiny orbs with stars on them that grant wishes. we could use those to get stronger"

"what brings you young fellows to new namek?" said one of the namekians. "are you tourists?"

lrad bippus gasped. he didnt know what a tourist was! he just nodded pretending to know what he meant.

"well theres lots of things to see on new namek. would you like a tour?"

lord barpus shrugged.

"hes asking if you want to be shown around" said WHISper.

"OKAY" SCREAMED LAODR BEPUS

goku showed up at kame house. "oh no turtle's dead!"

"we... know. thats why we called you here" saids yamcha. boy this is a mess he thought to himself. "anyway we think the one who did it was the GOD OF DESTRUCTION LORD BEERUS!"

goku gasped. "but why though?"

master roshi shrugged. "i mean it couldve been something else. i saw him in my drawers but he was smaller than krillin and was yellow. still a cat though"

"then its not him probably" said yamcha. "why didnt you tell us this earlier?!" yamcha looked around. "and also where is puar"

they heard a voice from inside kame house. "so i just found oolong's corpse" yelled puar. everybody GASPED!

"who killed him?" asked master roshi.

puar shrugged.

"well that got us far"

goku thought long and hard. who killed oolong? "...we could wish him back with the dragon balls"

"great idea goku but that still didnt answer our question"

bulma said "while you guys search for the dragon balls the rest of us search for clues"

"im not going" said roshi

"then just goku"

goku said "ok" and returned instantly with all the dragon balls.

"how did getting those get so fast i didnt even see you LEAVE" wondered krillin. everbody else just shrugged as the dragon balls did their thing

"I am the Eternal Dragon. State your-" shrenron stopped and sighed. "Of course. Who's dead."

"oh great dragon, brink back our lost friend, turtle!" said krillin

"At least there's SOME variety..."

master roshi pointed at oolong's corpse. "krillin youre forgetting someone"

"fine. also bring back oolong"

"Your wish has been- who cares." the dragon flew off with all the dragon balls, and oolong and turtle woke up.

"wow that was terrible" said oolong. "thanks A LOT for killing me krillin"

everyone turned over to look at krilin. "i can explain" he said

"and this here is our village" said the namekian who was leading the group.

"NEAT" screamed lard beepus.

"could you please stop yelling" said a bystander.

"I LIVE TO SCREAM"

WHISper floated over to lad beps. "you should listen to your elders. only when you are the new GOD OF DESTUCTION can you ignore the law" lrod beesp sighed. not being the GOD OF DESTRUCTION was hard. someday he wouldnt have to listened to the rules. but not yet.

"this has been your tour of our corner of new namek. enjoy your stay and make sure to check out the gift shop"

lard bespus looked around. there was so much to do here on new namek! what would he do first? "WHAT- what should we do first WHISper"

WHISper pointed towards the gift shop. "i think we should go check that out" lard ebpus nodded and they went.

"krillin you cant just kill oolong" said bulma

krillin replied with "he didnt care about turtle dying though and he never does anything for us unlike turtle"

"remember when i stopped pilaf from making his wish? his wish for world domination? anyone remember that?" said oolong. but he was ignored

turtle said "please do not argue. what matters is that we arent dead. please dont kill him again"

"fine" answered krillin

bulma spoke again. "now that thats out of the way do you know who killed you turtle?"

turtle nodded. "it looked like the GOD OF DESTRUCTION, LORD BEERUS"

"yeah we know that"

"oh"

when they entered the gift shop, WHISper and lard bespeis saw only one thing was in stock, hidden by cobwebs. it was a large orange orb with three stars on it. the namekian at the counter was barely paying attention to anything, and the only other person in the room was holding a sign that said 'capitalism is ruining new namek!'

"what is capitalism" asked lerad beeps.

WHISper said "its not important. whats important is what is for stock. thats a dragon ball!" he tapped the bored namekian on the shoulder. "excuse me but how much for the dragon ball"

the namekian wasnt really paying attention "its free whatever"

"thanks" said WHISper. "we now have one dragon ball!"

WHISper and lard beepus left the giftshop and the village. "this would be so much easier if we had something that detected dragon balls... like a mythical beast orb detector or something" said WHISper

lard bippis grabbed what looked like a watch out of his oversized ear. "WHEN I-" WHISper shushed him, then he continued quietly. "when i was in that horrible house at that island i found this. it looks like its detecting our dragon ball"

"well thats convenient" WHISper said.

they looked back at the radar and saw 3 dragon balls moving away from them. "can dragon balls walk" asked lared beeps.

"no. someone else must be looking for them!"

"the dragon radars missing" said bulma. "how did you even find them without that?"

goku shrugged. "i dont know" he looked over at turtle. "but what i do know is i wanna find out who killed turtle so i can fight them. i like fighting people"

"...we...know."

bulma turned around. "well im just going to work on that god radar now" she said. "bye" everybody said goodbye to bulma and then she left.

"what do we do in the meantime" asked puar.

"well duh" replied yamcha. "we train"

"what about me"

"everybody is training today. even turtle."

turtle gasped. "but i cannot fight. i am a mere turtle!"

"yes and they said that i couldnt fight because i was a yamcha. but they were so wrong"

"yamcha... plural?" said tien

"when did you even get here?!"

loord baeps saw a bunch of people fly past him and WHISper. "THEYRE THE ONES WITH THE DRAGON BALLS" yelled laord bepsi.

"no! you were too loud! now theyll notice you!" said WHISper with horror. just as WHISper had thought, all of them stopped and turned over to our heroes. oh no