chapter 3: AN OCEAN OF STRENGTH

when the crew woke up, it still looked like day outside (go figure). yamcha put everything back in their capsules. "alright so we'd better move if we wanna train without getting killed"

WHISper nodded. "i agree! we cant risk my new baby boy getting killed... also dead people cant get stronger!"

"OR BECOME THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!" added beebup, his voice loud as ever. his yokai companion quickly signaled for him to lower his voice, before following yamcha outside of the cave.

"where do we go now?" asked WHISper.

"I THINK WE SHOULD FIND THE DRAGON BALLS" SCREAMED LARD OEPBUS.

"ok"

loud busbus looked at the dragon radar. there were four dragon balls moving. "that must be the new frieza soldiers." he concluded. then, he noticed one dot all on its own, completely forgotten. "we HAVE TO GET THE DRAGON BALL"

"we have to be quiet" said yamcha kindly but sternly.

"SORRY"

"its okay... just remember to keep your voice down. if new frieza and his men heard us... well we'd be TOAST thats for sure!"

when they got to where the radar was pointing them, they found a huge lake. "WELL TIME TO DIE. V." after speaking, lard bpsurs jumped into the water. a while passed, and he did not resurface

"ah, hold on" said WHISPer calmly. "i forgot to tell him how to swim"

without a moment of hesitation, yamcha dived into the water. good thing i took those swimming classes in the future he thought to himself. he saw lard beepus with a bubble over his head, fighting A GIANT SPACE EEL!

"HOLY SHIT" burbled yamcha. he will also never ride nimbus again.

lraed bepsise turned over to his friend. since his head was in a bubble he could speak and breathe. "YAMCHA GET OUT OF HERE THINGS ARE GETTING REAL DICEY" he lost focus while talking to yamcha and the EEL SLAPPED HIM, POPPING HIS BUBBLE! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH burble burble burble"

yamcha swam over grabbed lard bepsou and leapt out of the water. "GUYS YOU KNOW I CAN SWIM RIGHT" yelled ladder biceps.

"but i thought you couldnt" said WHISper.

"WE SWAM ACROSS THE OCEAN FOR MILES AND MILES. I THINK I CAN SWIM"'

despite beepus' protests, yamcha walked over to the lake. "i'll take care of this from here" he jumped in.

"...darn ok then I HOPE HE CAN MAKE IT... WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU YAMCHA"

all of the z fighters were super strong now. EVEN you

"we have to hurry before any other bad stuff happens!" said krillin. he looked at his newfound INCREDIBLE AURA with amazement. "...karma has not punished me for my crimes but has instead gifted me incredible strength. i think this confirms that at least one higher power hates oolong more than you guys do" everyone willfully ignored this

puar floated over to his lifelong friend. "I HAVE RIPPLING MUSCLES NOW YAMCHA" but he didnt actually look any different. nor did oolong

for a moment krillin snapped out of his power high to look over. "i dont see them" in response, puar shapeshifted on some muscles.

"but theyre right here!"

oolong sighed. "we all know you shapeshifted those"

"NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR INPUT"

suddenly, they heard the door to kame house slam open with so much force that it ripped the door from its hinges and then set it on fire. THEY SAW GOKU! HE HAD RED HAIR THAT WAS REALLY REALLY LONG!

"HOLY SHIT GOKU YOU ARE STRONG" yelled krilling. "(...so much for my incredible power i guess)"

bulma said "I CAN FEEL THAT"

"hey! im super saiyan 6 now guys!"

krillin tilted his head. "what happened to 4 and 5 though?"

goku held up a paper and squinted, reading off of it. "...not... canon...?"

puar chuckled. "funny that you mention a cannon goku, because im about to toss a certain pig into one and then blast him into the sky! :)"

vegeta was punching the ground or something (thats the only thing he does in his free time. hes a tool) when he felt an ENERGY LIKE NONE OTHER. "IS THAT KARAOTKR" HE SCREAMED. "I SWEAR IF THATS KARROT IM GONNA SCREAM"'

he flew towards the UNSTOPPABLE POWER. BOY WAS he IN FOR A SHOCK HUH?

piccolo was sitting by a river. he heard vegeta screaming. "oh god whats he screaming about now. (i swear to god if its anything like the super soup incident im going back to being evil)" he said to himself. A WAVE OF INCREDIBLE POWER HIT HIM! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" IT WAS SO STRONG THAT IT LAUNCHED HIM ACROSS THE PLANET!

gohan was at a bar, drinking the strongest Water available (not the ulrta divine water they didnt have that.) he had just lost his job, his wife and child were dead, and his life had became Home For Infinite Losers. suddenly, he heard screaming and saw a flash of green crash through the bar! "...OH FUCK THAT WAS PICCOLO" TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, HE NOW FELT AN INTENSE STRENGTH AND HE COULDNT TELL WHAT IT WS!

he rushed in the direction piccolo was headed. maybe if gohan could reach him fast enough, piccolo would survive

lard beepus, and WHISper heard distant screaming and FEALT PURE CONCENTRATED PROTEIN PACKED BUFFNESS EMANATING FROM FAR AWAY!

WHISper looked around. "that doesnt look good. it sounds like its coming from an entire other planet, but... it couldnt be, right"

lard bessp shrugged. "ALL WE CAN DO IS HOPE YAMCHAS ALRIGHT"

future trunks was sitting at a campfire with a few other survivors of their dangerous future. "i hope yamcha's alright... he was pretty insistent on using my time machine despite our warnings" he said.

the others gave varied responses ranging from "me too" to "i dont care." JUST THEN, THEY FELT A DISTANT ULTIMATE POWER! THEN, THEY HEARD PICCOLO VEGETA AND GOHAN SCREAMING!

there was a bit of quiet before a high pitched voice piped up and said "hey so. not to worry anybody but. those people have been dead for years now so i'm pretty sure thats coming from another timeline!"

dead silence for a few moments. someone else said "so anyone wanna play the last existing installation of angry birds?"

"anyone wanna watch me delete it"

"D:"

goku looked around. "so wheres this guy i gotta fight?" everyone shrugged.

"well most of you can fly so how about instead of asking me you go look and save me the trouble" said oolong.

surprisingly nobody argued on acount of him being oolong "nimbus!" called goku despite being one of the people who could fly seemingly. truth was that becoming super saiyan 6 makes him unable to fly though he never clarified this and thus just looked kind of lazy. instant transmission isnt real. the titular yellow cloud flew over "so, who would like to-"

goku was interrputed by his old rival vegeta arriving. he took a single look at goku.

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