chapter 4: find that dragon ball look out for them all

vegeta KEPT SCREAMING. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" HIS HAIR STARTED GROWING! AND TURNING RED! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

VEGETAS POWER WAS GROWING MORE INTENSE BY THE SECOND! HIS POWER BEGAN TO SURPASS GOKUS!

"HOLY SHIT HES BUFF" SCREAMED PUAR. HE WILL ALSO NEVER RIDE NUMBUS AGAIN

suddenly, piccolo collided into vegeta and he went back to normal. piccolo somehow wasnt dead

gohan also landed. "thank kami piccolo isnt dead"

krillin went over to them. "do you think piccolo and vegeta need a senzu bean"

everybody stared at him. "ya think" said oolong

"well i dont like vegeta. im feeling ruthless right now so im flipping a coin. heads he dies"

yamcha swam down into the lake, fists at the ready. he saw the giant eel guarding the 6 star dragon ball! he swam down, grabbed the eel, AND TOSSED IT OUT OF THE WATER!

lard epcot and WHISper watched in awe as the eel flew for MILES! "WOW YAMCHA YOU MUST BE THE STRONGEST" YELLED LARP BESSPPPPPPPISs

yamcha jumped out of the water holding the DRAGON BALL! "im not just the strongest...i am yamcha strongest (thats what i changed my last name to)"

EVRYBODY APPLAUDED! "WOW YAMCHA YOU ARE GREAT" yelled one of the namekians at one hundred billions decibels. he immediatley regretted it though."OW MY EARS"

yamcha landed. "that eel wont becoming back for a while"

they heard a loud booming voice behind them. "EXCUSE YOU, BUT IM A SPACE EEL" THE EEL COULD FLY!

"UH OH"

yamcha turned to look at his fans. "dont worry, yamcha is here to save the day" he got into a fighting pose. "now fiend, get ready for my wolf fang fist"

EVERYONE GASPED! "YAMCHAS USING HIS SIGNATURE ATTACK!"

the eel interrupted "wait man i dont wanna fight"

yamcha stopped. "huh"

"i mean. youg uys were trying to steal my neat orb. thats not nice"

"WELL for your informtation thats a DRAGON BALL actually and it grants wishes so ya we kinda need it" said yamcha

"oh hot dog i didnt know it granted wishes"

"...i have made a wolf fang fuckup"

lard beepus fell to his knees and began crying and wailing and sobbing and screaning loudly. "OH PLEASE GIANT SPACE EEL I BEG OF YOU TO PLEASE HEED OUR REQUEST I AM A FRAIL TINY BABY BOY AND IM JUST WITHERING AWAY this is the only way for me to gain MUSCLE MASS you HAVE to UNDERSTAND"

the eel paused…. lost in thought…. "...ok. maybe. but not unless you have something good to give me in return"

the gang thought for a while. did they have anything to give to the eel!? and what the FUCK does this have to do with dbz!? ill let you figure out the answer to that other one on your own sorry

goku said "anyway who wants to go with me to find the guy who killed turtle"

"what are you talking about." asked piccolo.

because hes a rude guy VEGETA SCREAMED AGAIN! "I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT! HOW DID KAKAROT MANAGE TO ASCEND TO A LEVEL LIKE THAT! ITS IMPOSSIBLE! AT THAT POWER, ONE COULD BEAT LORD BEERUS! HOW THE HELL DID KAKAROT ACHIEVE THAT POWER?!"

gohan shrugged. "i dont know but im clinically depressed"

"TOO BAD FOR YOU BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT 'CLINICALLY DEPRESSED' MEANS. AND GUESS WHAT? I DONT CARE"

"why are you depressed gohan" asked piccolo convenientley pretending vegeta wasnt even there.

gohan sighed "my family died"

"that sucks" piccolo. "why dont you bring them back though"

"oh i forgot that was a thing we could do thanx for the help piccolo" gohaned gohan.

meanwhile vegeta was about to probably literally explode "DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME, I WONT BE IGNORED" YELLED VEGTEBALE"HOW DID HE ACHIEVE THIS STRENGTH! ?"

piccolo barely glanced over his serious expression unchanging. "hey. thats a song lyric." he then looked away because he did not care

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

lard bepsua rooted through his belongings only to find NOTHING. he screamed "I GAVE ALL OF MY STUFF TO THE GUY WHO ATTACKED US EARLIER" what would they do now?

whisper hung is head in resignation . "we must be doomed… theres no way out of this my boy…. its the end of the line…."

"not so fast guys! i got this" said yamch as he aopened a container full of capsules and grabbed one. he tossed it and an entire MANSION APPEARED! It WAS ALSO WATER PROOF!

after an inappropriately long pause the eel finally boomed "thats pretty good. thanks. in return i'll give you the orb" WOAH! they now had the 6 star ball!

"YEAH!" SC REAMED LAR DPOBES and for once he wasnt told off because they were celebtraing and nobody can attack you when youre celebrating. its the law.

"yahoo and hot dog! whatever it is the kids say" cheered WHISper. "so what do we do next? i mean, the rest of the dragon balls are with those new frieza fellows. and by fellows i mean FIENDS considering they tried to hurt and murder and pulverize us!"

yamcha looked up at the sky. "we only have one choice. and that is to fight back against new frieza and his new army on new namek!"

"you really think we can do that?"

"if we all band together, we can make it. and besides im really storng so now lets go!"

blrad beeps pondered "IDK I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. OH WELL" and they ran off in no particular direction before realizing they ran off in no particular direction and werent too happy about that.

whisper said "lets go somewhere where theres actually a thing"

"good point. off we go" said yamcha with seriouslys