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Prompt: Invitation to the movies
Someone's phone was ringing. At first, Peter had dismissed the noise. It wasn't the first time he had heard a classmate's phone ring and he doubted it would be the last. Silent mode was no match for Peter's enhanced senses after all.
Now Peter was starting to get worried. The phone had been ringing for ten minutes. If someone had called that many times despite nobody answering then it must be for something important. The other students were starting to notice the near constant buzz as well. Now that Mr. Harrington had finally ended his lecture, it was the only sound in the room. Well, the only sound for everyone except Peter.
Every student's head was on a swivel. Phones were pulled out of pockets and backpacks as everyone tried to figure out who's phone was ringing. That's when Peter suspected it might not be a classmate's phone and pulled his own from his backpack.
"Sorry Mr. Harrington! It's mine," Peter exclaimed. He looked to see who had been calling, in case it was important, but then sighed. Fifteen missed calls from Unicorn, Aka Wade Wilson, Aka Deadpool.
"Well answer it Mr. Parker. You know the rule," Mr. Harrington said, giving Peter a pointed look. Peter knew he made a face but he couldn't help it. Yeah. He knew The Rule alright. If your phone rang in class then you had to answer it on speaker in front of everyone. It was a stupid rule if you asked Peter. It's not like you can control who calls you. Peter knew protesting was futile but he had to try regardless.
"You really don't want to hear what he has to say," Peter said feebly. But Mr. Harrington continued to stare at him. As did the rest of the class. Peter sighed, resigned to his fate, and answered the sixteenth call after a second of hesitation.
"Hey Wade. You're on speaker so behave," Peter said in a no nonsense tone. Of course the man on the other end didn't care.
"Or what? You'll spank me?" Wade didn't hesitate to say the line, just like Peter didn't hesitate to hang up. He shrugged at the looks everyone else was giving him. He warned them. They chose to face the consequences. A few seconds later, his phone lit up with another call. Peter answered it and put it back on speaker.
"Okay I'll behave," was the first thing Wade said.
"What do you want? You know I'm in class right now," Peter hoped that would be enough to get Wade to end the call, but he wasn't that lucky.
"Just wondering if you wanted to catch a movie with me tonight!" Wade announced, much to the disbelief of the entire room.
"You called me sixteen times to invite me to a movie?" Peter questioned. He wasn't even surprised.
"Of course! You're just so cute and innocent that I want to kidnap you at any chance I get. Except your dads, aunts, and uncles would kill me. They even have a list for who goes in what order. Which means I have to ask you and be all proper about our dates. So? Movie?" Wade asked. Peter could feel the puppy dog eyes through the phone and sighed again.
"Nothing R or M rated."
"It isn't! Promise!"
"Fine. I'll text Aunt May and tell her."
"Ooh! And don't forget your dad," Wade said in a singsong voice.
"He's not my dad. And if I tell him who I'm going to the movies with he will undoubtedly try to behead you again," Peter ignored the looks his classmates were giving him. He didn't have the energy to care right now. He just wanted the call to be over so he could get back to his homework.
"Meh. Didn't work last time," Wade's voice was cheerful and carefree. Peter mouthed to Ned that he'd explain later.
"Is there anything else?" Peter asked, raising an eyebrow. Yes he knew Wade couldn't see it. Did he care? No.
"Nope. We can grab dinner first, my treat, and then we can spend the whole movie making out in the back," Wade was using his mischievous tone. The tone that told Peter he was just messing with the others in the room.
"Just for that you are sitting a minimum of three seats away from me." Peter ignored the weirded out looks his teacher and classmates were giving his phone.
"But sweetie! How am I supposed to cuddle you during the scary parts?" And the weirded out looks have upgraded to extremely weirded out.
"Bring your unicorn plushie. Just keep your hands to yourself."
"Then I'll just use my mouth," Wade said in a singsong voice, "Don't need any hands for a good blowjob." Peter grimaced at the thought. He knew Wade wouldn't ever do that to him but did he have to say things like that when he knew Peter's class could hear every word? He didn't want to deal with the rumors that this call would bring.
"Keep it up and I'll tell Tony. I also won't make anymore chimichangas for you," Peter went for the low blow, yes, but let's call it karma for the blowjob comment.
"Ouch. Sunshine. Right in the balls. I promise I'll behave! Just don't take away my chimichangas!" Wade actually sounded panicked at the thought and Peter knew he had won the argument.
"Good. Now I'm hanging up. I still have to finish my science homework. I'll meet you at the sandwich place," Peter said.
"Kk! Bye Petey Pie!" Peter knew Wade was waving at the phone before he hung up. Peter dreaded looking at his classmates but he had to. Instantly his face flushed at the stares they were giving him.
"I warned you that you didn't want to hear what he had to say. Just be happy he was relatively tame this time," Peter said to his teacher. "He's usually a lot more vulgar. I think he only held himself back because he really wanted to go to the movies. I'm pretty sure he wants to watch that new zombie romance. Though I could be wrong and he wants to see Frozen. It's hard to say with Wade," Peter mused. "Anyway! No we aren't dating. I'm just his only actual friend so he likes to hang out with me when he's around. He just takes some getting used to before he stops being creepy," Peter explained. With that, he turned back to his assignment, phone in his pocket, and refused to look at anyone for the rest of the class. Though he was secretly looking forward to hanging out with Wade.
So originally this chapter was supposed to be the first one, but I got just a tiny bit excited and finished Bucky's first. No big deal. Let's just pretend Peter was too sleep deprived to think about the classroom Rule. Besides, MJ answered the phone for him anyway.
Most of the chapter is the same. I added to the beginning but left most of the phone call part the same.
Don't know what chapter will get posted next, but I'm going to attempt to write another one later tonight or tomorrow. Wish me luck! I hope you all enjoyed the chapter!