Disclaimer: I don't own Overlord (the anime/manga/light novel) it is owned by Kugane Maruyama.

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'Thoughts'

"Speaking"

"Moves"

*Actions*

-Time/Location-

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-Great Tomb of Nazarick-

Momonga teleported to the sixth floor's amphitheater via the use of the Ring of Ainz Ooal Gown to the arena.

'I do know for a fact this is where Aura and Mare reside...but how are they like now that everything is real?' Momonga thought.

Then Aura showed.

"What's up?" Aura said with a cheerful look on her face.

"Yes hello, but where's your twin brother anyways?" Momonga said.

"Oh right! Hey Mare! Lord Momonga is expecting you as well so come over here!" Aura said. Her trap of a brother shyly arrived.

"I have arrived L-lord Mo-Momonga...I-I do apologize but I was so busy taking care of my pet rabbit…" Mare said.

"And here comes my useless trap of a brother, late again," Aura said.

"Anyways I need to check something before the others come," Momonga said as he pulled out his staff, and wanted to summon something.

"Okay I did not mean to summon you of all people…" Momonga said as he ended up accidentally summoning Pedobear, who then tries to assault the dark elf twins.

Keyword: Tries

His level is in the single digits. He was added to Nazarick because of Peroroncino's dirty humor. His sister made sure that Pedobear wouldn't stand a chance against the twins, or anyone in the tomb, for that matter.

"Not him again!" Mare said.

"My favorite punching back!" Aura said

"But I'm the one with the gauntlets!" Mare said.

Aura pulled out her whip named Queen and began to use it to whip Pedobear while Mare began to use shoot fireballs at the pedo.

Momonga sweatdropped at seeing what is unfolding in front of him. Eventually, the Pedobear died after Mare walked up to the pedo and hit him on the head.

"Never gets old!" Aura said.

"R-right!" Mare said as she pats him on the back so hard he falls on his face. "Ooofff!

Then Shalltear arrived.

"You just missed me beating on a creep!" Aura said.

"Oh again? Well, I wish I could have been there to drink his blood," Shalltear said. "Unless it was Pedobear. His blood is FILTH!"

She looks disgusted.

"I hate his blood so much that I would rather burn it!" Shalltear said as she noticed Momonga.

"Lord Momonga!" Shalltear said.

"It was Pedobear if you are wondering," Momonga said.

"I knew it! I would have sent him to Neuronist!" Shalltear said.

"One day," Momonga said.

Then the other floor guardians showed up, which are Cocytus & Demiurge. Albedo has arrived too. All that was missing were Gargantua and Victim.

"Well, thanks for doing what I asked," Momonga said.

"You thanked me?" Albedo said as she seemed to get turned out by his thanks.

Shalltear was jealous.

"No fair! I'm supposed to have his affection! Not yours!" Shalltear said looking pissed off.

'What did Peroroncino write in you?' Momonga thought.

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-Flashback: Unknown Time Ago-

Peroroncino is writing what will be added to Shalltear's character.

"Now what?" Peroroncino said.

"Write that she's in love with Momonga. His jaw will drop when he'll find out," Bukubukuchagama said.

"Good idea, sis," Peroroncino said.

"I AM the smart sibling, after all," Bukubukuchagama said.

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-Back to the Present-

'I don't want to know right now…' Momonga thought. He sighed silently.

"Alright then I need you all to introduce yourselves," Momonga said.

"Really?" Mare said.

"I just…we need everyone accounted for after all," Momonga said.

Shalltear & Albedo said: "I'll go first."

They stare at each other in utter hatred.

"No, me!" Shalltear said.

"Me!" Albedo said.

"Me!" Shalltear said.

They kept yelling at each other.

"I'll just go ahead and do so," Demiurge said.

"Very well," Momonga said.

"I am Demiurge, and I am the 7th Floor Guardian at your service Lord Momonga," the demon said. He bowed before him.

'Ulbert's creation. As shifty and sinister as him. Who knows what evil plans he is concocting. But Ulbert was loyal, so it should be fine as long as he doesn't go overboard,' Momonga thought.

"I. Am. Cocytus. The. 5th. Floor. Guardian. And. I. Am. Ready. To. Serve. Lord. Momonga." Cocytus said.

'Warrior Takemikazuchi's creation. Wouldn't be surprised if he made him to surpass his rival's creation while being a mocking image of him,' Momonga thought.

Then Aura & Mara stepped up.

"I go first," Aura said. "I am Aura Bella Fiora, one of the two-floor guardians of the 6th Floor, and this is my lame trap of a brother, Mare."

"Uuu…" Mare said. "My n-name is Mare, second f-floor guardian of t-the 6th floor…"

He looked very embarrassed.

Momonga saw the boy as cute and Aura as well.

'Wait! What am I thinking about?! Is that the so-called Why Boner?!' Momonga thought. Momonga's undead suppression of emotions took hold and he was back to being calm again. 'And it's gone. I don't know if I should be relieved or disappointed.'

Eventually, Shalltear and Albedo calmed down but still glared at each other.

'Finally?' Momonga thought. 'I thought they would never stop doing that…'

He was relieved.

"Oh is it my turn? Finally! I am Shalltear Bloodfallen and the Floor Guardian of the first to third floors Of Nazarick! And of course Lord Momonga's number 1 wife!"

"No, you're not! I am supposed to be his number 1 wife!" Albedo said.

"At least I'M not a pizza-munching ape, you hag!" Shalltear said. "And also fat too!"

"FUCK YOU!" Albedo said.

'Yeah, we're definitely not in the game anymore. Such profanity would've been bleeped out if we were,' Momonga thought.

Albedo was angry but she had to introduce herself.

"I am Albedo, I am SO much better than this lamprey-faced loli-bitch, because I am the Overseer of the Guardians of the Great Tomb of Nazarick while she goes first to get fucking killed by intruders like the little bitch she is!" Albedo said.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Shalltear said.

They were getting ready to fight.

"I call order to this meeting!" Momonga yelled as his power spread. "It would seem everyone but two of the Floor Guardians are here…"

He was annoyed.

Albedo & Shalltear immediately looked apologetic.

"I apologize, Lord Momonga!" Albedo & Shalltear said.

"I accept your apologies…Now then...I am going to go…rest…" Momonga said as he left.

Aura thought: 'Why can't those two just get along? It gets so annoying when they argue so much.'

"By the way…I think I just got wet from that…" Shalltear said.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Albedo said as she and Shalltear began to just slap each other.

"I just realized this but how will they even be able to bear Lord Momonga's children?" Aura said.

"You're. Right. We. Have. To. Find. A. Way. To. Do. It." Cocytus said.

"Perhaps I could do some breeding experiments with my plans for that farm…" Demiurge said with a grin.

"In the meantime, it would be in our best interest not to bring up this issue to them," He said has his grin left his face.

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-Meanwhile with Momonga-

Momonga is currently chilling out in his room. Thinking about how his boss was gonna fire him for not being there for work and was stressed out thinking of what if his boss found out.

"By the way, I wonder what Sebas is doing?" Momonga said to himself out.

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-Meanwhile with Sebas-

Sebas was outside looking at the new world in front of him that was different from YGGDRASIL after stepping outside of the Great Tomb of Nazarick.

"This is not what the outside was supposed to look like...Hope there isn't any Urban Plague at work…" Sebas said. "Because it would get bad very quick…"

He left.

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-Back with Momonga-

Momonga is dressed up in black armor that he had for a while. It was a nice armor. Known as the Full Platemail.

'You know I wonder if I can be like the Black Silence?' Momonga thought. 'Or better yet the Black Swordsman? The good one and not the bad one, that is. Ah, screw it I want to be both!'

He chuckled to himself. Then Narberal came into the room.

BGM: DSaF Dave Theme Remake

"My lord?" Narberal said.

"Oh hello, Narberal. I am just trying out this armor to see what could happen of course," Momonga said.

"You are so prepared, my lord," Narberal said.

"Hmmm, you can say that. Is there anything else for why you are here anyway?" Momonga said.

"Sebas has returned," Narberal said.

"And what did he discover?" Momonga said.

"We are not where we should be. He said something about an...Urban Plague?" Narberal said.

"I see. I need to go see this for myself," Momonga said. He began to head to where the exit of Nazarick is at via the use of the Ring of Ainz Oaal Gown by teleporting.

BGM End.

He then saw Demiurge and his evil lords at the stairs leading to the exit of Nazarick.

'Why are Demiurge & his evil lords here?!' Momonga thought. He wondered if he had a plan.

"Excuse me Demiurge, why are you here?" Momonga said.

"Oh, I heard about what Sebas said and wanted to see this for myself. Maybe it could be useful," Momonga said.

"Well, I just wanted to check what is there maybe I will even go explore what this world has to offer?" Momonga said.

"Of course. It is always good to have more than one point of view. What better way to see any weakness in potential enemies, after all," Demiurge said.

"Okay?" Momonga said as he decided to just move along. The overlord began to go fly to the top of the planet. He was pretty high in the night sky. The skeleton was now in the stratosphere overlooking the planet.

"Maybe I'm a little too high now," Momonga said as he Is looking at everything below him, and lowered down a little to not be in the stratosphere, and joined up with Demiurge, who assumed his half-demon form where he appears frog-like including his newly-monstrous face with a pair of large black leathery wings.

"I think I went a little too high," Momonga said.

"But Lord Momonga, it was perfect!" Demiurge said.

"If you say so," Momonga said. "I am standing on top of the world, now all that's left is to take it over."

Demiurge heard that.

Momonga didn't seem to think it was important and went back home with Demiurge.

As soon as he arrived back he sees Mare busy setting up making the Great Tomb of Nazarick by disguising it by simply putting a huge sign that says, "Totally Not the Great Tomb of Nazarick."

"On hello Mare, what are you doing?" Momonga said.

"I am disguising N-Nazarick," Mare said.

"It uhhh…looks good?" Momonga said as he did not want to deal with a sad trap dark elf.

"I-I like the praise…" Mare said. "I feel l-like I should c-celebrate with eating p-pizza."

"DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?!" Albedo said as she immediately showed up.

"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" Mare said as he was scared by being jumpscared by the succubus.

A/n: So here we are introduced to the Floor Guardians and of course the New World at large. Now we will get to see even more hilarity ensue and it will be glorious!