Disclaimer: I don't own Overlord (the anime/manga/light novel) it is owned by Kugane Maruyama.
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-Great Tomb of Nazarick-
Momonga is using the Mirror of Remote Viewing to view what is going on while Sebas is present. He then saw Carne Village being slaughtered.
"PINEAPPLES FOR LIFE!" A Sunlight Scripture dressed as a Baharuth knight said.
"YEAAAHHH BOOOOIIII!" Another impostor knight said.
"Are they slaughtering this village because they don't like to put pineapples on their pizza?" Momomga said as he is wondering why.
Sebas seems to dislike what is being heard.
Then Momonga had a flashback.
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-Flashback: Unknown Time Ago-
"But I don't like pineapples on pizza!" Momonga said as he was wearing a brown cloak while looking at some PKers.
"Well whatever, you're going die for this heresy!" A PKer wearing a pineapple hat said as he raised his sword while another was waving a flag with a pineapple on a pizza (as in, an ENTIRE PINEAPPLE on a pizza), but then they were all cut down by Touch Me.
"I heard you didn't like pineapples to be put on pizzas…for that, I respect you for that, for there is NO JUSTICE in such an evil mix!" Touch Me said. "Say, want to be friends?"
"Sure I don't mind," Momonga said.
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-Back to the Present-
Momonga sees Enri & Nemu about to be killed by some knights.
"I HATE pineapple pizza, and so did everyone else in the guild. They must pay with their own blood. Sebas," Momonga said.
"Yes?" Sebas said.
"Tell Neuronist to start the oven, all of the maneaters will have human meat pizza tonight," Momonga said.
'This feels just like District 23. Why am I so unconcerned about it?' Momonga thought.
"Also call Albedo I need her for this one because she would LOVE to be here," Momomga said.
"Yes, my lord," Sebas said.
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-Meanwhile-
"Big sister?" Nemu said.
Enri was sliced in the back by a false knight of the Baharuth Empire who is with another disguised knight.
"My only regret is that I never got to see a goblin...and share a pizza without pineapples with him…" Enri said.
"FOR THE PINEAPPLES!" Knight 1 said.
Then a gate opened up behind them.
Momonga stepped through.
"FUCK the pineapples," Momonga said. "Also Grasp Heart."
It is super effective as one of the knights died. The other got pissed.
"NO ONE CAN INSULT THE PINEAPPLES!" Knight 2 said. He was about to charge until Albedo came out the gate and decapitated him. The succubus is wearing her armor.
"Oops. I was aiming for his legs. To make him SUFFER!" Albedo said. "For their dumb pineapples!"
"Right. But there are more," Momonga said. "But first let me try something…"
He then used a spell to make a death knight and it worked out after turning a corpse into one.
'I can't believe that worked,' Momonga thought.
"Now then. Go off and kill those who dare like to eat pineapple pizzas," Momonga said.
"Death to the pineapples!" The Death Knight said as he left.
"Now then…" Momonga said.
"What was that word you used?" Nemu said.
'Oh shit, I said fuck in front of her!' Momonga thought. 'I have to erase her memory because of that!'
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-SpongeBob Narrator: one memory erasing process later-
"Albedo, let us never speak of this again. No one must know about that slip up," Momomga said as he also gave Enri a healing potion which healed her wounds. After erasing her memories, for he didn't want her to know he said "fuck" in front of her little sister.
"As you wish Lord Momonga," Albedo said.
"Also here take this," Momomga said as he gave the Horn of the Goblin General to her.
"What is this?" Enri said.
"It can summon goblins," Momonga said. "Also I got to go now."
As he left, Enri had this look of pure awe on her face. Like if she held the true meaning of everything that is good in her hands.
"THE GOBLIN GODS HAVE HEARD MY PRAYERS!" Enri said in pure bliss.
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-Meanwhile with the Death Knight-
The Death Knight is going out murdering everyone who likes pineapple Pizza violently.
"MY SPLEEN!" Knight 1 said as the Death Knight managed to stab that guy in the spleen.
"My ass!" Knight 2 said as his ass was stabbed by the undead.
"MY BALLS!" Knight 3 said as his balls were stabbed by the Death Knight.
"MY EYES!" Knight 4 said as his eyes were cut off.
It was painful to be killed off by the Death Knight.
Momonga arrived with Albedo.
He is wearing a music man mask and has colorful gauntlets on him to appear as not threatening to the surviving Carne Villagers.
"No one in the village will doubt that I am not scary," Momonga said.
"He's scary!" Villager 1 said.
"It's a demon!" Villager 2 said.
Momonga was completely oblivious to how many villagers were scared of his mask.
"Is he a demon sorcerer?" Villager 1 said.
"I would've preferred a goblin sorcerer," Enri said. "Oh well…"
She wasn't scared at all with Momonga's mask.
Nemu actually thought that it was funny. she even giggled.
'She seems to be fine,' Momomga thought.
The other disguised knights of the Sunlight Scripture looked scared at him. They backed up, and began to run away.
"Run away!" Knight 1 said.
"He's scary!" Knight 2 said.
Running didn't help as the Death Knight rapidly began to run after them.
"Don't forget to let their corpses be in one piece!" Momomga said.
"Well he better be," Albedo said.
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-Some Minutes Later-
Gazef Stronoff and his men arrived at Carne Village.
"Have no fear! The cavalry's here!" Gazef said.
'Who is this spouter of clichés?' Momonga thought as he arrived unamused at what he has heard.
The overlord approached the man, who noticed the undead.
Gazef did not seem to mind the mask.
Momonga thought about it for a moment.
'It's the decisive moment,' Momomga thought. 'For what's to come…'
Momonga decided that it would be time to use another name. To get their attention if they're here.
'Alright here I go…' Momonga thought.
"Greetings, proud warrior who talks like a...well...proud knight. My name is...Ainz Ooal Gown," the overlord said.
"Greetings, I am Gazef Stronoff!" Gazef said as they shook hands.
Then a Warrior from Gazef's Warrior troops showed up.
"Captain! There's a group of people surrounding the village!" The Warrior said. "What should we do?!"
"We stop them!" Gazef said. "We will not allow them to proceed with their plans! None shall pass!"
They left.
"What a strange group of people…" Ainz said.
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-Several Minutes Later-
Momonga needed answers of sorts from Carne Village on a map of sorts of the world so he asked some of the villagers for help but they didn't have a map.
Then the Map Bot from the Mega Pizzaplex showed up, and jumpscared him.
Albedo, who is there, immediately got out her weapon.
'How the hell did Map Bot get here?' Momomga thought.
"Lord Momonga I shall slay this one for daring to come here!" Albedo said. She then hit Map Bot, but she couldn't even chip the paint.
"It's Ainz, now," the Overlord said.
"Wait since when?!" Albedo said as she stopped her assault.
"Just now. So there's that," Ainz said.
"Oh. I see," Albedo said.
"And no, you can't kill him," Ainz said. 'Not that anyone could kill him, anyway...' He thought.
"Why not Lord Ainz?" Albedo said.
"We need him alive," Ainz said.
"He can provide maps for us about this place," Ainz said. "Don't you remember him from Yggdrasil?"
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-Flashback: Unknown Time Ago-
"So you know Momonga I feel like we need a map of that one dungeon," Ulbert said as he was with his fellow Guildmates of Ainz Oaal gown.
Momonga himself is sitting on the Throne of Kings.
"Yeah I agree with Ulbert here," Peroroncino said.
"You're right, we d-" Momonga said but then
Map Bot showed up, shocking them.
This robot was able to easily somehow break through all the protection wards that would prevent people from entering into Nazarick and make it all the way to the throne room unopposed.
Albedo was at the side of the throne. The succubus was watching all of this without emotion.
As Ulbert decided to take the map from the robot.
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-End of Flashback-
"Oh now I remember! I commend you for helping the Supreme Beings," Albedo said as her anger evaporated and was replaced by respect.
"My pleasure. But please, take this free map," Map Bot said.
"Sure thing," Ainz said.
He took the map from the bot as it left.
A/n: So here we go the newest chapter of Overlord Abridged Novel dealing with the Battle of Carne Village as Ainz names himself Ainz Oaal Gown in this fic. Of course with Ainz and Albedo dealing with the pineapple pizza lovers that are the Sunlight Scripture!