Disclaimer: I don't own Overlord (the anime/manga/light novel) it is owned by Kugane Maruyama.

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'Thoughts'

"Speaking"

"Moves"

*Actions*

-Time/Location-

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-Outskirts of Carne Village-

So Gazef and his men had to go out and take on the Sunlight Scripture because they were going to finish off Carne Village.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Gazef said.

"Oh, and how will you do that? You can't do anything because you are nothing but a clichéd useless monkey!" Nigun said. "You can't do anything about anything, you piece of garbage who keeps spouting off nonsensical cliché lines of dialogue!"

"Kill them," Nigun said referring to the low-ranking angels.

It was an intense battle in which the soldiers of Gazef's men had to deal with Nigun and his cronies summoning a lot of Archangel Flames.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!" Nigun shouted.

"Shit, my ass!"

"No, my eyes!"

"I am dead!"

"My balls!"

The angels brutally beat the shit out of Gazef and his men. It was seemingly hopeless.

"Don't give up, you guys! I believe in you!" Gazef said.

"I can't even feel my ass!" A warrior said as he was then killed by an Archangel Flame just shanking him with a kitchen knife.

"Now then for the grand finale! Die! Gazef!" Nigun said.

Before he could do anything.

"Switch," Ainz said as he arrived with Albedo, switching places with Gazef.

"FUCKING DAMMIT!" Nigun said as he looked pissed off. "What other monkey denied me the chance of killing him?!"

"It was me," Ainz said as he approached Nigun and his men.

"Oh? Are you approaching me? Because if you are, you're going to end up like a dead sack of potatoes like that trash Gazef who tried acting like a hero but failed," Nigun said.

"You tell him, Captain Nigun,'' a member of the Sunlight Scripture said.

"Yeah, you suck!" Another member of the Sunlight Scripture said.

"Pineapples for life!" Yet another one said.

"He just lacks the build to fight angels. Unlike me," Ainz said.

"You can't defeat me and my subordinates!" Nigun said.

"Now then, what should I do?" Ainz said.

Nigun thought that Ainz was backed in a corner.

In truth, he just didn't know what victory method to pick, just yet. As in, he knew of MANY ways to easily win but wasn't sure which one was the most fitting.

'Which one is the best for me?' Ainz thought. He considered his many options to deal with this guy. 'Wait. I wanted them cooked, so I better make sure there are at least bodies to salvage.'

Ainz needed to use a move that allows them not to be totally destroyed and be intact enough for Nazarick to make those pizzas. He considered going after the summoned angels as they are not required for the ingredients nor are they even edible with that inhuman flavor. And besides, they disappear when they die.

So he decided to kill the angels first with one of his spells.

"Get back Albedo, allow me to use one of my spells," Ainz said.

"As you which milord," Albedo said as she took a step backward.

"This is useless! Attack formation crush his bones!" Nigun said.

The Archangel Flames went to attack them.

"Nah not going to happen. Negative Burst," Ainz said as one was enough to annihilate them except for the one big angel, which was Principality Observation. "I expected worse."

"Gggrrr use your spells on them! Show how his attempts at resistance are useless!" Nigun said.

"Yes sir!" The members said as they used spells that involve pineapples with one guy making a spell that rained pineapples on him.

"Soooo…That's your best? That sucks balls," Ainz said as he was simply standing there being blasted by pineapple magic missiles and pineapple pizzas. The overlord laughed.

Albedo was pissed off at this and wanted to obliterate them, but remembered that they needed to be used for ingredients so refrained from doing so.

"Kill him, dammit!" Nigun said.

Principality Observation then went up to Ainz and swung its mace which was amusingly shaped like a pineapple, but it didn't do anything as the Overlord grabbed it.

"Nah that won't happen, not on my watch. Hell Flame," Ainz said as he used that spell which latched onto the angel and became a raging inferno that burned the Angel to ashes with black flames.

Then Nigun decided to summon a powerful Angel to combat Ainz. He drew out a crystal.

"Say hello to my little friend!" Nigun said as he used the summoning crystal which summoned Dominion Authority.

"Oh. For a moment, I was actually worried you had something actually dangerous," Ainz said. He sounded disappointed. His foe took it personally.

"Gggrrr! Attack that fool! With your most powerful move! ROADROLLER DAAAAAAA!" Nigun said as Dominion it did exactly that by dropping a road roller, which amusingly had a pineapple at the driver's seat, on Ainz. But he backhanded it away.

"No why did that happen?!" Nigun said.

Ainz just used one of his op spells to destroy the Angel.

"Black Hole," Ainz said as he created a black hole which sucked Dominion Authority into it.

A black hole showed up and sucked up the Angel. Just like that.

'I wonder where that Angel will show up at anyways? Oh well, it doesn't matter,' Ainz thought. 'I still don't know where anyone sucked in a black hole goes. Oh well.'

"So now to deal with all of you," Ainz said as his eyes glowed red, and he removed his mask to show his skull face and his gloves as well to also show his skeletal hands.

"Tonight is pizza night, and you are on the list of ingredients, but the pineapples are not," Ainz said.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE I AM KONO NIGUN D-"

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-Several Minutes Later-

The entire sunlight scripture was sent to Nazarick to be turned into ingredients.

Ainz and Albedo are are traveling back to Nazarick with the succubus taking off her helmet.

"Neuronist was grateful for the ingredients," Albedo said.

"Yeah I know," Ainz said. They eventually made it back into Nazarick.

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-Several More Minutes Later-

Ainz was sitting on his throne watching the Floor Guardians eat the pizza cooked by Neuronist.

"So how is the pizza?" Ainz said. They all seem to enjoy the pizza cooked with the ingredients of the Sunlight Scripture.

"It tastes good Lord Momomga!" Demiurge said.

"It's Ainz, now," the overlord said.

" Wait. Why. Do. You. Want. To. Be. Referred. To. As. Ainz?" Cocytus said.

"Long story short, if my old comrades are here, they will definitely notice us. Don't you want to be reunited with them as much as I do?" Ainz said.

"Oh! I am so foolish! This is all part of your grand scheme!" Demiurge said.

'What does he mean when I said grand scheme? Oh well, at least we have pizza…' Ainz thought.

Ainz then decided to take a bite of the pizza, wondering if he had a sense of taste or not.

'Shalltear and I are both undeads, and she can taste just fine, though then again, she has a tongue and a stomach and I don't,' Ainz thought. When his teeth dug into the pizza, he tasted nothing. He was disappointed by this. So disappointed that the emotion suppression turned on, and his disappointment was suppressed, which also disappointed him to no end. Disappointment that was ALSO suppressed. And this cycle of disappointment suppression went on for a while.

A/n: And now Ainz and co finally dealt with the Pineapple Lovers. With the DIO wannabe biting the dust, if you know what I am saying. For now Ainz and his floor guardians will enjoy some pizza time except for the Overlord who can't enjoy food as he lacks a tongue.