"Ugh, winter's already growing close again, I can feel it." Chris grumbled as she and Kazuma walked through Axel at a relaxed pace, having elected to simply enjoy the day after a short quest for the hell of it. "We'll be lucky to get another month or two before the cold front moves in."
"I still wanna kick the ass of whoever conjured up that Winter Shogun," Kazuma muttered dangerously. Aside from getting beheaded by the very manifestation of winter itself, he was never really a fan of the season to begin with. "Say, you see all when you're working as Eris, right? Got any leads on the guy or girl responsible? I don't care what cheat they have or their gender, I still plan on drop-kicking them either way."
"Easy there, killer. I'll give it a once over when I head back upstairs, but I gotta say, I wasn't expecting you to hold that much of a grudge." Chris replied with an amused and slightly teasing smirk. "I mean, think of it like this: if he never cut your head off, we would have never 'met' with me as Eris, y'know?"
Kazuma opened his mouth to make a counter argument, but it slowly closed once he realized she had a point. And so he settled on crossing his arms and grumbling, "I sometimes hate it when you make sense…"
"Mhm, it's a blessing and curse~" Chris hummed before breaking off into a chuckle, lightly bumping her shoulder against Kazuma's and flashing him a bright smile. "Really, though. I'm glad that day happened, even if it happened for less than stellar reasons. It was the first time I really got to know you."
Kazuma briefly recalled that fateful day and smiled softly. It was true, their first time meeting each other had also been the first time he opened up to anyone in years, even if it was just shedding a few tears over the idea of leaving his team behind. Of course someone like Eris could see through his bashing of the girls and realized that he let himself get attached to them for all their insanity. She had been soft-spoken, kind, understanding, and that hadn't changed upon subsequent "visits". Though she would scold him for being so reckless, even his dumbass could tell she was always secretly happy to hang out with him.
"You're right, it was, wasn't it?" Kazuma agreed as he stretched his arms and placed them behind his head. "Though, to be honest, I feel like I truly got to know you more when he revealed your identity to us for the first time. Never could've imagined a goddess as prim and proper as you would have a hidden tomboy side to her. I like it."
"I'm glad to hear it, heh. It's…kinda weird, juggling things between the two." Chris admitted, a thoughtful look crossing her face as she tilted her head. "Obviously, being 'Chris' gives me the opportunity to really cut loose, but after a while, the two sides start to overlap, I guess."
"I can believe it. Between Darkness living most of her life as a sheltered noblewoman and Iris being raised to run an entire kingdom, it's not hard to imagine you'd also want the chance to explore the real you," Kazuma mused while glancing up a little at the afternoon sky. "Either way, it doesn't matter too much to me. You are who you are and that's that as far as I'm concerned. End of discussion."
"Daw, look at you, being a big ol' softie!" Chris chuckled playfully, though the slight flush to her cheeks seemed to indicate that the sentiment was genuine. "Thanks, Kaz. That actually was really sweet of you to say, all joking aside. I wouldn't want you any other way, either."
"Flaws and all?" He asked, half-joking and half-genuine in his question.
"Flaws and all. Swear it on my goddess status." Chris confirmed genuinely, smile holding. "You mean the world to me, Kazuma. I wouldn't trade you for a thing."
Kazuma attempted a scoff but it only made the thief smile as she watched him glance away to hide the blush forming on his cheeks. Even so, not one to totally succumb to defeat, he snarked, "Better be careful, 'Chris'. Your Eris is showing. Wouldn't want the local church to freak out over your presence now would you?"
"Ah, suppose you're right. Better reassume my badass thief persona before anyone gets suspicious." Chris quipped in reply, before an unsettlingly devious expression passed her face and she tilted her head to her male friend with a sinister smirk. "Speaking of which…any chance you want to have some fun?"
"Depends on your definition," Kazuma shot back, a sly smirk crossing his features as he casually glanced at the goddess incognito. "Fun as in, 'let's prank and/or steal from a corrupt noble' or fun as in…'ecchi'?"
"Mhm, leaning towards the latter, to be honest." Chris replied evenly, a frighteningly devious look flashing in her eyes as she came to a halt beside one of the adjoining alleyways of the street they were on. "It's been a while since we've had a chance at one-on-one time, so I figured the next chance I got, I'd propose something a bit more…exciting, let's say."
Kazuma stared at his friend. Then stared at the innocuous alleyway. Then back to his friend. Finally, he spoke some words.
"Exactly how much of Darkness is rubbing off on you?"
"Only a healthy amount. Promise." Chris replied with a wink, stepping into the alley with Kazuma loosely following behind. "Can't tell me that you don't see any appeal in it, otherwise your cheeks wouldn't be that red."
"Well, I…may have jacked it once or twice to a doujin with the same setup, but actually partaking in it…?" Kazuma admitted, his blunt truth and uncertainty not lost on Chris as she stopped to look back at him. "I don't know, I mean…like, what if someone finds us? I'll be back to being called Pervzuma for life."
"On the off chance that happens, I'll take the rap for it. Swear to…well, me." Chris assured him seriously, a slightly worried look crossing her face. "If you're really not up to it, we don't have to try it. I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable."
Such an honest and sincere response from the goddess made Kazuma pause momentarily to think it over. It was true that he had grown a certain level of tolerance to Darkness' weird-ass kinks, and he himself was no saint when it came to indulging in some of his pervy desires as well. However…was he really willing to risk a little bit of exhibitionism to get down and dirty with one of his amazing and badass friends with benefits?
…
Fuck it, I almost got arrested for public urination back in Japan. Plus, Chris is willing to take the bullet should we get caught. What have I got to lose?
"So long as we can keep ourselves under control…I suppose I'm up for trying something new," Kazuma relented with a blush as he studied the brick wall next to him.
"That's what I like to hear! Thanks, Kaz." Chris hummed as her smirk returned, this time with a far more seductive quality. "If it makes you feel any more relaxed, I'd be more than happy to start us off."
"Sure, I don't mind you taking the wheel for a bit," Kazuma chuckled as the two of them ventured further into the alleyway before making a sharp turn around the corner, visibly out of sight from anyone on the street. He then decided to try and play suave as he added in his best deep voice, "I'll be sure to hold you tight and treat you nice when things get a little too much to handle~"
"Heh, I'm sure you will, handsome." Chris replied with a roll of her eyes, though the smile on her face never faltered as she raised her hand as they rounded the corner, snapping her fingers and instantaneously removing her clothes. "Perks of being a goddess; you get to keep a few tricks, even out of Heaven."
No matter how many times he bore witness to Chris' literal god-like body, Kazuma's eyes always threatened to bulge out of their sockets at the sight. Creamy skin so clean it almost gave off a heavenly afterglow, a petite frame which added fuel to the "gap moe" fire Kazuma adored about the thief girl, and of course the cutest face that only the goddess Eris was capable of having. All these ingredients combined made for one of the most stunning visuals the young Japanese man ever laid eyes on, even if it wasn't the first time.
Oh, and her small perky breasts were nice too!
"You think Aqua only gives you so much grief over your pads because she wants you to be proud of your boobs?" Kazuma suddenly found himself asking without a second thought. It was enough to momentarily break the goddess' badass sexy thief roleplay as she blushed and shyly glanced away. Gap moe indeed.
"I've considered it, honestly. Either that or she just knows it'll get a reaction out of me." She huffed softly, before rolling her eyes. "I know she means well, but it kills me that she can't take a more direct method of reassuring me. Then again, you know how she can be better than anyone else."
"Heh, yeah. Maybe one of these days I'll have a serious sit down with her and make her go easy on you," Kazuma said softly as he went in for the first move, gently wrapping Chris' nude form in his arms and planting a light kiss on her lips. "Because I love you and your tits just that much~"
"Mhm, flatterer." Chris hummed when they separated from the kiss, a light smile playing on her lips as her cheeks flushed a bright crimson as she returned the embrace. "If we're kicking this off that way, then, don't suppose you're ready to bring out Kazuma Jr?"
With a low chuckle that was a mix between genuine and seductive, Kazuma happily obliged. Triple-checking to make sure it was only them in the back alley, he unbuckled his belt and slid off his pants, throwing in a slow shake of the hips as he did so. Chris lightly shook her head at his antics but had her eyes glued to his impressive nether regions all the same. With a pull of the old boxers, Kazuma Jr stood at full attention, captivating the goddess further as Kazuma took a seat on a small stack of crates.
"And here I was worried that you wouldn't find this stimulating." She cooed with a smirk, leaning forward as she seemed to fall right back into her usual role of confident thief, reaching out gingerly brushing against his length. "I'm so very glad to see I was wrong~"
Kazuma hissed at her touch, the reality setting in that they were technically doing this out in the open and not in the privacy of his own room. For just the briefest of moments, he could almost see the appeal in that one fantasy Darkness likes to have about public nudity (even if they were still out of sight from said public). It was at least enough to get the blood flowing, especially down in certain places.
"Ffffuck, you're so hot…" Kazuma breathed out, internally wincing that he already lost his cool at her mere touch. Though, in his defense, the touch of an actual goddess tended to have that effect anyway.
"You're pretty hot yourself, Kaz." Chris assured him with the slightest huff of amusement, before sinking to her knees in front of him in positioning herself just before his member. "Let's see just how much you can take before we get serious, yeah?"
Eagerly nodding, Chris took her sweet time in starting things off with simple yet intoxicating kisses to the tip, an act Kazuma relished in as he leaned his head back and closed his eyes. However, he was smart enough to keep the groaning down to a minimum if possible since he could hear townsfolk a little down the corner they came from, a constant reminder that they were taking a big (but exciting) risk in doing this. And it only became riskier once Chris slowly began taking in his Excalibur whole after a sufficient amount of teasing foreplay.
"Dammit, how are you so good at this?!" Kazuma hissed as he tried his damndest to catch his breath without attracting any attention, while Chris continued to work dutifully without the slightest pause. "I keep forgetting you're really a goddess, and then you find new ways to up and remind me-"
The heart-stopping sound of approaching footsteps made the two horny friends freeze. Of course, that also meant Chris stopped mid-suck as her eyes shot wide open along with Kazuma, the latter of whom was glaring down at her for not taking him out of her mouth at a time like this (though there was the chance it was simply sexual frustration).
Activating his Farsight skill, the young man broke into a cold sweat when his ability allowed him to see a random civilian enter the corner alleyway they came in from. He was close to turning the corner, dangerously close! Just as he was about to walk in on them…
He threw away a scrap of trash on the nearby garbage can and walked back out into the street, whistling jauntily as he did. Kazuma sighed in overwhelming relief along with Chris as she finally popped his dick out of her mouth before chuckling hysterically.
"That…was way too goddamn close…" Kazuma muttered, as he raked a hand across his face, letting it rest over his mouth to hide his smile as Chris' laughter intensified. "I'm-I'm glad you really got a kick out of that, because I almost had a heart attack right now with my dick in your mouth. We were, like, seconds away from a PR disaster."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Chris chuckled as she attempted to level her breathing. "Just…all part of the fun, y'know? Keeps you on your toes! But, in the interest of keeping one of my favorite perverts' image safe, how about we jump ahead to the good part and scram before another close call comes up, hmm~?"
"...you certainly know how to make a compelling argument, I ever tell you that?" Kazuma snarked with a slight smile as he shifted off the box, before a grimace rose on his face as he groaned. "Oh, shit. I just realized something: we don't have any of Wiz's potions right now."
Chris tapped her chin for a few seconds before a sly smirk overtook her features. "Well…there was something I kinda wanted to try with you…and it doesn't require one of Wiz's potions to do it."
Kazuma's eyebrows rose dramatically, but he didn't say anything at first. You'd think after having girlfriends for a while, signs would become a lot clearer to read, but even now there was the troublesome inkling of doubt in the back of his mind. "Yeah, I'm…gonna need a little clarification here."
"So perverted yet so innocent. Just like my best friend," Chris joked as she gave Kazuma a quick kiss on the lips before carefully guiding him to sit back on the stack of crates and positioning her ass right above his now throbbing cock. She whispered, "Alright, how's this for clarification? Satou Kazuma, if you're okay with it…I'd like you to anal fuck me please~"
"Oh." Kazuma practically squeaked, mentally attempting to right himself and quell the bright blush that instantly threatened to rise on his face. For all intents and purposes, he was still kinda bad at this part of the whole intimacy thing. "I mean, yes. Yes, I would like to…if that's fine with you."
"I wouldn't be asking you if it wasn't," Chris reassured with a soft chuckle, slowly lowering her cheeks until Kazuma's tip touched the entrance of her asshole and making both of them gasp. While the fresh coat of spittle she applied to his meat sword should make for sufficient lube on such short notice, there was still a minor sense of apprehension for both parties seeing as how this was their first time doing anal. The goddess' confident thief persona was quick to melt away as her face turned beet red and she looked at Kazuma with big, scared eyes.
"Just…p-promise to take care of me, okay?"
"I promise. I'll be careful, I swear." Kazuma assured her gently, leaving out the sauve tone in an attempt to be more genuine. Slowly, he eased into her, releasing a low moan as he did so, one the she matched without a second thought. This was…very, very new indeed! "Fucking hell…s-so tight-!"
Chris let out a shudder gasp as she shivered, a delightful mixture of pain and pleasure, though the latter began to take more precedence as she boldly began sliding in and out to adjust to the new stimulus. Kazuma held onto her when he noticed the vulnerable look on her face. She was no longer Chris the thief at this moment but rather Eris, the humble goddess who was currently losing her anal virginity to the one she loved.
"Do-Do you need a minute?" Kazuma croaked out before clearing his throat, attempting to keep as still as possible on top of the box. "We can just…give it a minute or two if that was too much. I don't want to hurt you…"
"Heh…you're too sweet, Kazuma," Eris huffed out as she gently stroked his cheek while staring lovingly into his eyes. "But I'm okay. Just…let me get my bearings. Then…I want you to fuck this goddess ass like you own it…~"
Kazuma nodded and gave it a few seconds, allowing them both to catch their breaths and process the pain and pleasure properly. Eventually, after making sure that Eris was ready to continue, Kazuma started to very, very slowly thrust into her once more, at the slowest possible pace to start.
With each thrust, the two started to fall into a steady rhythm, gradually becoming more and more accustomed to their new positions. Soon the foreign heat in Eris' sacred hole provided by Kazuma's heavenly cock became a welcoming sensation for the goddess, and she was wanting it to go deeper upon every thrust.
Kazuma, meanwhile, had front row seats to his friend's charmingly lewd face with her eyes going upwards and her tongue lolling out of her mouth. It made the giddy lad harder than ever before.
"Gods above, you're fuckin' stunning." He grit out as he increased his pace a bit more, rewarded with a hearty yelp of delight. "We definitely should've tried this sooner; this is incredible!"
"I know, I know!" Eris groaned, draping her arms over his shoulders and resting her sweaty forehead against his. "I love the way you stir up my asshole! Guh! F-fuck, you're a goddamn monster, you stud…!"
Suddenly, a loud goddamn clatter startled the pair out of their lovemaking, looking to their left and spotting a stray cat that managed to tip over a nearby garbage can in its haste to run away, scaring the living shit out of them in the process.
"Fucking hell, I thought my heart was gonna jump out of my throat! Damn cat…" Kazuma cursed in an annoyed huff before turning to his partner and settling down enough to make a snarky quip. "And judging from how hard you're clenching Kazuma Jr., I take it that thoroughly spooked you too?"
"Yeah…scared the daylights out of me, holy shit." Eris chuckled, resting her head on Kazuma's chest and sputtering out breathy giggles. "Our combined luck stats must really be doing their jobs, huh?"
"Guess so. Getting caught in the act would definitely fall under the unlucky category, wouldn't it?" Kazuma said with a chuckle, smiling deviously as she gently caressed the luck goddess' backside. "Now…where were we~?"
"Mmm, I think you were in the middle of something fairly important." Eris mused with another giggle, flashing Kazuma with another sly smirk as she leaned in slightly. "Don't suppose you could help jog my memory?"
Winking, Kazuma granted Eris her request and resumed pounding her cute little ass, much to her delight. However, after the pair's most recent fakeout, they unanimously decided to not throw caution into the wind and kept their pleasured groans/moans down to a minimum. Being a guy, Kazuma had little trouble with this requirement given his old days of quiet masturbation at his parents' house. Eris, however, had to frequently cover her mouth to prevent some more audible sounds from alerting the block to their location.
"Damn it…Eris, I'm getting close…" Kazuma hissed after another minute or so, struggling to conceal his breathing and moaning the closer he came to climax. "W-what do you want me to do?"
"J-j-just h-hold me, please!" Eris squeaked out, hiding her flushed face in Kazuma's shoulder blade and inadvertently making his heart flutter from the sight of her. "You're so good, I love you, just p-please hold me tight!"
"I love you too! Fuck, here we go-!" Kazuma sputtered, just barely biting back a long moan as he increased his pace and promptly reached his climax, and judging by the muffled scream that fought to escape from Eris as she mashed their lips together, she'd finished too.
After a brief sloppy makeout session, the two adventurers reluctantly parted lips to stare deep into each other's eyes, almost getting lost in them. Chris smiled as she carefully removed herself from Kazuma's dick, giggling like an immature kid when a small waterfall of his love came gushing out of her sore asshole and trailed down her inner thighs. "I might not be able to sit down for a good few days."
"Sorry, not my intention. Guess I really outdid myself this time, huh?" Kazuma snarked as he slumped against the nearby crates, trying his damndest to catch his breath. "Holy shit, that was…intense. Doing either of those things would have been thrilling enough on their own, but both at the same time was fucking insane!"
"And doing them while under fear of getting exposed added an extra layer of spice, too!" Chris added with a playful wink, her thief persona back in full force as she summoned a handkerchief with her magic and cleaned herself downstairs. "But seriously, I'm glad you wanted to try this with me. I know it was out of your comfort zone and risky as hell, but you're a fun guy and you deserve stuff that makes you happy. And what's more fun and fulfilling than a little public sex, eh?"
"Adventuring? Collecting riches? Gaming?" Kazuma attacked her rhetorical question with a shit-eating grin as he shakily put his pants back on.
"Ha, ha. Very funny, smartass." Chris shot back with a warm chuckle, starting to get dressed herself after cleaning up. "Seriously, though, Thank you for at least taking the leap with me and giving it a shot. I know things could have gone horribly, and I appreciate you going out of your way to give me a hand anyway."
"Hey, you haven't steered me wrong yet. This is the least I could do. Well, that, and I because just like having sex with you," Kazuma admitted after buckling his pants and semi-casually wrapping an arm around the girl's shoulders. "But I think that last part kinda goes without saying."
"Ever the charmer, Kaz. It's what I love about you." Chris quipped, wrapping her own arm around Kazuma's waist and cracking a broad grin. "I'll do my absolute best to keep steering you right in the future."
Kazuma smiled brightly and blushed only ever so slightly as he guided Chris out of the alley, her legs still somewhat wobbly after the experience. It was little moments like these that reminded him why he technically fell for the goddess in the first place. In a crazy world where vegetables migrated to parts unknown and the people made you want to jump off a cliff sometimes, people like Eris gave him hope for the future. Same goes for the rest of friends and girlfriends.
…and maybe even himself to some extent.
"Thanks, Chris. Appreciate it."