Hello Nurse did everything she could to rush to the back of the gift shop. Hot on her trail was Wakko, using the tendrils from his open wounds to maneuver quickly around the shop. Once she reached the employee's only door, she turned around and slammed it shut in Wakko's face. One disgustingly blue tendril managed to squeeze through the crack and wrap around her arm. She screamed, as it seemed to burn her skin. Trying to fight off the pain, she noticed a box cutter sitting on a stack of boxes. She grabbed it and immediately sliced it across the tendril. Wakko gave a loud dog-like whimper and retreated, allowing Hello Nurse to slam the door, lock it, and scramble backwards.

She dared to look down at her arm. The skin had seemingly been burnt clean off, exposing what looked like pure muscle underneath. She winced hard as she couldn't move the arm without pain. Blueish liquid was melting into the wound, causing more pain. She focused on controlling her breathing and searched for something to clean and bandage the wound.

BANG!!

Hello Nurse jumped as the door dented inwards. Wakko had seemingly tackled the door, nearly causing it to fly off the hinges. Hello Nurse panicked and hid behind boxes of Daffy Duck plushes. Her arm hurt so much, it was causing her vision to blur with tears.

CRACK!!

The crunch of metal rang through the room as solid toon teeth chomped through the door. Wakko burst through and finished off the last of the door, the chunks of metal disappearing into his gaping wounds. Each of his mouths gave a loud burp as the twisted little toon licked his fingers of any metal scraps. He scanned the area, his tongue hanging out of his unhinged jaw.

Blood started dripping from the burn in Hello Nurse's arm. The pain was unlike any other. She felt as though she was going to pass out. Wakko was approaching her hiding spot. However, he suddenly whipped around, his nose twitching. Over in the corner was a breakroom refrigerator. He was immediately drawn to it and promptly ripped the door off its hinges. Inside were some leftovers forgotten by the gift shop employees. Wakko busied himself, gobbling up the day old fast food leftovers.

Hello Nurse spotted an emergency exit only a few feet away. The only issue was, she had to get there without catching Wakko's attention. She stood up slowly, her arm throbbing with pure agony. She crept to the backdoor, reaching for the handle to quietly turn it.

"YOU'RE DETHPICABLE!"

Hello Nurse's blood ran cold. She turned and saw that one of the Daffy Duck plushes had fallen out of the box as she brushed past it, and it was one with a voice box. It had activated when it hit the floor.

Wakko looked up immediately, messy leftovers covering his fang filled mouth. His blue eyes laser focused on Hello Nurse as his mouth opened far too wide. Without looking back, Hello Nurse ran for the door.

"Where ya going?" Wakko asked her playfully as the sounds of cracking toon bones filled the air, "The fun's just getting started!"

Hello Nurse screamed as she used her good shoulder to push open the back door. She ran across the Warner movie lot, hearing the door behind her being ripped off the hinges by the crazed toon. She glanced back and saw Wakko gaining on her quickly. The Warnerium tentacles he used to propel him forward seem to be burning holes in the concrete when they made contact. She screamed as she sprinted for her life.

"Aw come on!" Wakko cried, his voice sounding merely a few feet behind her, "The others are gonna be so happy to see you! Yakko said he has BIG plans just for you!!"

"Get away from me, you monster!" Hello Nurse cried. She felt as if she was slowing down significantly. The pain in her arm was throbbing with her quickening heartbeat. She couldn't keep running.

But then it occurred to her. Wakko said Yakko had big plans for her. Which meant Wakko couldn't kill her here and now. He had been tasked to take her someplace else. If she could find out where the others went, perhaps she would stand a fighting chance against the Warners.

Knowing what she had to do, Hello Nurse stopped, faking being tired. Wakko caught up with her, snatching her up by the collar of her shirt. He brought her up to his face. Hello Nurse shook as Wakko's dead blue eyes, swirling with pure, other wordly power stared straight into her soul.

"Helloooo nurse!" Wakko greeted, "Oh boy, I can't wait to show you what we're planning! Let's stop playing tag and go right away!"

"Wait a second!" Hello Nurse stopped him before he could take off running, "What plans? What are you planning?"

Wakko giggled as his tongue fell out of his mouth and nearly touched the ground below him, "Yakko said not to spoil it... Buuuut... He said something about constructing an empire to eradicate the human race in the middle of Burbank. I don't know, he started rambling and I wasn't really listening. But it sounds cool!"

Hello Nurse growled, but tried to keep her composure as best as she could in the face of the monstrous toon, "So you're going to hurt even more people than you already have?! You're all completely insane!!"

Wakko shrugged and smacked his lips, "Hey, it's fun to me! I can eat anything without anyone getting angry at me. I think it's great!" He cocked his head to the side and rubbed his hands together, "Now let's head to down town Burbank. I don't wanna keep my sibs waiting!"

Down town Burbank was completely deserted. Buildings blazed, car alarms sounded, and the few humans who were left were sprawled out on the sidewalk, dead, burned alive, disemboweled, and plenty of other gruesome fates.

At the entrance of the city gathered a multitude of armored camouflage jeeps, tanks, and men and women in camouflage uniforms. The military had been called in to handle the situation. They were to clear out threats and rescue any civilians left alive. Though from the looks of the city, it appeared there was no one left to save. Burbank had effectively been razed.

"Move out!" One of the platoon leaders commanded as the foot soldiers spread out to search the city. Other than the crackling fires and dying car alarms, there was nearly no sound of life.

One of the soldiers at the front of the pack suddenly raised his gun and shouted, "Halt! State your name and purpose!"

From within the smoke blazing off a gasoline fire came two shadows. They were small and approaching slowly, but the smoke made it impossible to tell who they were.

"I said state your name!" The soldier screamed again.

The smoke seemed to turn a light pinkish tint. A strange smell like ink filled the air. The military platoon seemed to freeze and instinctively turn their guns on the two figures. The pink smoke seemed to move around the group of soldiers and obscure their vision. They began to get nervous.

"STATE YOUR NAME OR WE OPEN FIRE!" The soldier screamed louder.

Suddenly, the smoke cleared. There was nothing there except two life size plushies of two recognizable cartoons: Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. The two were sitting in the middle of the road, not moving or doing anything particularly sinister. The platoon heaved a collective sigh of relief.

"Helloooooo military nurses!"

The soldiers turned, immediately training their guns on the source of the sound. Standing on the top of the tank was Yakko and Dot Warner in their nightmarish eldritch forms. They seemed unaffected by hundreds of guns trained on them and gave smug and knowing smirks.

"Heeey c'mon now," Yakko chided as he gestured for the soldiers to put down their guns, "I know we Warners don't have the greatest relationship with the military, but we haven't even done anything!"

"Yet." Dot added with a snicker.

"State your name and purpose!" The lead soldier repeated, training his gun directly at Yakko's head.

"You don't recognize me?" Yakko said, faking sadness, "Why, I'm one half of the Warner Brothers, Yakko Warner!"

"And I'm the whole Warner sister, Dot Warner!" Dot added.

"And our purpose? Well, that's to destroy the human race one by one!" Yakko said with a cackling laugh.

The sounds of hundreds of guns being cocked suddenly sounded. Yakko stopped cackling and paused, looking down at all them.

"Perhaps... I shouldn't have said that to the humans with the guns." He chuckled nervously.

"Genius move as always, Yakko." Dot sneered at him.

BANG BANG BANG BANG

The guns went off, firing hundreds of thousands of rounds into the two little toons. They both fell off the tank trying to avoid the bullets and face planted into the ground below, where they were filled with even more bullets. Once the soldiers had emptied their clips into the threats, they stepped back and breathed a bit easy.

"Threat neutralized," Said the platoon leader, "Let's move out men."

"That's what you think!"

The soldiers suddenly found their guns exploding into a blue fluid. They screamed as the fluid melted into their armor quickly. They were all forced to strip down to their underwear to get away from the burning clothes, leaving several partially naked military men and women standing in the street. A few feet away, Yakko and Dot stood, cackling loudly at the situation.

"Hey, just cause we've broken the Law of Comedy doesn't mean we can't be funny!" He snickered to himself. His body shook and contorted as it ejected all the bullets on to the ground, "Holy smokes sister sib, I'm sweating bullets!"

Dot rolled her eyes as the bullets seemed to drop out of the fog surrounding her body, "I would smack you for that pun, but I'm too busy getting rid of my own bullets."

As Yakko shook his body, he approached the tank sitting motionless in front of him. The tank took aim at him, but before it could, he grabbed the barrel, wrapping the tendrils from his body around the cannon. Liquid Warnerium began to crawl up the barrel of the tank, dissolving it like acid. In a panic, the tank driver jumped out and ran as the Warnerium broke down the several ton metal war machine. The half naked soldiers also began to panic and flee, only to be stopped by the deadly mist from Dot's body.

"Not so fast!" She said, "We'll need some new subjects once my brother is done with his project."

Once the tank had melted down, Yakko seemed to throw it into the air. A ball of liquid Warnerium writhed and bubbled high above the buildings, seeming to pulse with an otherworldly power. Yakko turned back to the captive audience and smiled.

"Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between!" He announced, "You will be the first to witness, and the first to participate in the foundation of the world's first ever mass production toonification industry!"

As he spoke, buildings, cars, street lamps, signs, and everything made of metal and machinery started to be pulled into the ball of Warnerium high above the city. The ball grew bigger, more violent, more volatile as the city seemed to be swallowed by it. It became so big that it blotted out the sun in the sky. Yakko snapped his fingers, causing the ball to fly forward and land directly in the middle of where the ruined city once was. It began to take on a solid shape. The pieces of metal and machinery began to form a twisted, nightmarish structure that looked like a cross between a high production factory and a Gothic fun house. The sounds of scraping metal slowly turned into the sounds of churning engines, grinding gears, and steam hissing. The bizarre structure towered above as tall as a Manhattan skyscraper. It seemed to be able to move on its own, as the bottom was made primarily of tank treads and moving wheels, all moving ahead like some sort of mechanical eldritch horror.

Yakko cackled as the humans looked on in horror at what had just been effortlessly created in only a few minutes, "Behold! I give you the first of many Toonification Factories! Once we ride this baby through the next few towns, they'll be crawling around everywhere, scooping up every last human in its path! The only problem is... We need some staff to help run it."

Dot giggled as she pointed into a cloud of mist, "Don't worry Yakko, I also grabbed some employees to help run it!"

Behind Dot were a group of familiar half-toons and infected toons: Scratchansniff, Pesto, Slappy, and the failed experiments, two of which were dragging along the recently toonified Mr. Plotz. Plotz was panicking as the failed half-toons dropped him at Yakko's feet. He looked up at the horrifying toon standing over him and whimpered.

Yakko snickered as one of his tendrils whipped around Plotz's throat, nearly choking him as he was lifted off the ground to face Yakko, "You thought you could get away from us, Plotzy? Hah! As if! You still have some use I could squeeze out of you..."

Plotz wiggled and began to sob, "P-please... I don't have anything else... Please God I don't want this anymore...!"

Yakko smirked and gestured for Plotz to repeat himself, "Could you call me that god thing again?"

The half-toon stared at him in confusion, "Wh... What?"

"You heard me."

"Umm... God?"

Yakko chuckled before it quickly became a maniacal cackle, "Hoo boy, I love that!!"

Dot shook her head and rolled her eyes, "Hubris filled mad scientists... Go fig."