L'MANBURG
A/N: Hi! This is a funny one-shot I made with my friends (some of whom know nothing about the DSMP). Hope you enjoy and get loads of laughs!
*Scene 1 starts in a hot dog van with Wilbur and Tommy.*
Wilbur: Hey Tommy! Do you want to start a business?
Tommy: *British noises* POG! LET'S GO!
*Tommy and Wilbur leave scene*
Dream: Ho ho ho what do we have here?
Fundy: where'd u come from I'm not even supposed to be here yet
Dream: The land down under
Fundy: You're American, you can't be here
Dream: Nah mate I'm AUSSIE
Fundy: That means the QUEEN owns your country
Dream: OOOOH LETS BECOME A REPUBLIC
Fundy: no you're the wrong person
Tommy: *royal wave*
Wilbur: I ate a salmon today
George: I ate a tuna
Techno: ARSON
Dream: Deez Brits be weird
Fundy: *intense coding noises*
George: ATTAAAAAACCCKKKKK
Dream: HAHA I COULD KILL YOU ALL BUT I WON'T… YET
*Next scene*
Wilbur: We need to build a wall, we need to build a wall, we need to build a big beautiful wall
Eret: BETRAYAL OF THE DEEPEST KIND… SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES
Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fundy: *flying strider noises* I make strider fly and carry Ranboo in a boat taxi
*Dream and Tommy do hamilton duel*
Dream: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 pew pew
*Intense silence… Dream kills Tommy*
*Chaotic fighting with everyone online*
*Cuts to George building a mushroom house*
George: *Gay British dinosaur noises* Hmm… should I put the lantern up here or down here?
*Cuts back to the L'manburg war*
*More chaos and arson*
Techno: oink oink oink snort oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink *sets fire to literally everything and everyone*
Eret: *betrays the people of L'manburg by killing them all*
L'manburg people: WHAT? THIS WHOLE TIME?
*cuts to after the war*
*Fundy dies to Jshlatt*
Wilbur: OH NO! MY SON!
Techno: ok, time to potato farm cya losers
*Technoblade left the game*
*Cuts to Wilbur in a random hole in a wall*
Wilbur: *thinking noises* Well, I guess it's time for L'manburg to go now :(
Philza: Wilbur?
Wilbur: It has to be done…
*Wilbur presses button*
*The whole of L'manburg blows up*
Everyone except fundy cuz fundy dead: *confused*