On a warm summer day, New York City's famous superhero Spider-man is swinging around the city on patrol for any crime that could be happening. So far, nothing really hasn't gone down.
"Maybe I should head back home. It almost seems peaceful," Spider-man thought.
Just then, he heard an explosion a few blocks away from him.
"Curse my Parker luck," Spider-man mumble
Spider-man swings toward the explosion to see a red topless Ferrari speeding from the bank with a couple of cars chasing after it. Spider-man shoots a web line on top of one of the cop cars and then makes his way until he reaches the Ferrari and jumps onto the hood of the car. He saw a blonde woman with white face paint in the driver's seat. She wore a short puff sleeve dress with layered ruffle skirt bottom, red and blue gauntlet, leggings with a diamond printed accent, and long black boots. In the passenger seat were bags of money and a diamond ring.
"You know this isn't the fast lane, you know?" said Spider-man
The woman made a crazy laugh and said in a Jersey accent, "that pretty funny Spider-man. You know what else is that funny?"
"What?" then Spider-man senses start going off
The clown woman pulls out an uzi "this."
She starts shooting at Spider-man. He jumps in the air and avoids the bullets. He shoots a web line at the uzi, and he takes it out of her hand, then sticks it to the back of the car and lands back on the hood of the car.
The woman turns back to the hero "woah, that was so cool.'
"You know what else is cool jail," said Spider-man
"Yeah no."
The clown woman tries to shake Spider-man off the car's hood by swerving left or right and colliding with parked vehicles.
"I love to hang out with you, Spidey, but I got to go, and you have a date with a wall," said the clown woman
The clown woman starts driving the Ferrari straight to the back of a building. Spider-man quickly jumps off the hood of the car. The woman manages to avoid the wall but crashes into a light pole. She quickly got out of the Ferrari and grabbed two bags of money and a baseball bat. She ran inside of an abandoned building.
The clown woman made it to the second floor of the building and caught her breath.
"I think I lost him," the clown woman said to herself
"I don't think so," the clown woman turn behind her and see Spider-man behind her
The clown woman drops her bags of money, and she begins to swing her bat wildly at Spider-man. He dodges her swings, and he catches the bat.
"Let me guess your name is Clownette?" said Spider-man taking the bat away from her
The clown woman laughs "ha, no, it's Harley Quinn cutey."
Harley tries to go for the low blow, but Spider-man moves from her kick and then webs her up on the floor.
"Whelp Harley. I think police here try not to rob any more banks," said Spider-man gets out of the building and swings away
On the floor, Harley didn't think about not robbing any banks but something else.,
"Hm, Spider-man he's so cool, funny, and sound handsome I got to play with some more," she thought.