[The story begins at Lakewood Elementary]
Arthur: "Where's Mr. Ratburn, he is never late.
Buster: "Hm, maybe he got abducted by aliens."
Francine: "Buster, he never got abducted by aliens!"
The Brain: "Maybe he is sick today."
Muffy: "Or maybe he is having a vacation."
[Principal Haney walks in]
Principal Haney: "Hello class, Mr. Ratburn is on a vacation with his family today, so you guys will be having a substitute teacher, who is named Ms. Jennings."
Arthur: "I hope she's nice."
George: "Me too!"
Principal Haney: "Anyways, she'll be here any minute and I expect you all on your best behavior for her."
The Class: "We sure will!"
Principal Haney: "Great, Anyways I got to get back to my office. See you guys later."
The Class: "Bye bye!"
[2 minutes later]
[Ms. Jennings walks in]
Ms. Jennings: "Hi you stupid class! My name is Ms. Jennings and you have to do what I say or else!"
Jenna: "Oh my she sounds mean."
Ms. Jennings: "Shut up back there, you stupid grey cat girl!"
Jenna: "Ha you do sound mean lol!" [gets up from her desk and faces her]
Ms. Jennings: "Get out of my face!" [pushes her down]
Jenna: "No! I'll stare in it forever!"
Ms. Jennings: "You're weird! I hate you!"
[Jenna then runs back to her desk mad]
Ms. Jennings: "Anyways, we are going to learn about the alphabet."
Ladonna: "The alphabet? We're in third grade!"
The Brain: "Yeah we learned that in preschool."
Ms. Jennings: "Oh really? Bet you guys can't get to Z."
Muffy: "Yes we can!"
Sue Ellen: "Yeah, we're not dumb."
Ms. Jennings: Okay class, sing with me."
[The class is silent]
Ms. Jennings: "SING RIGHT NOW, YOU STUPID TWERPS, BEFORE I SPANK EVERY ONE OF YOU!"
The Class: "Okay."
[Ms. Jennings and the class sing the alphabet]
Ms. Jennings 'Okay now you all know your alphabet."
Ladonna: "We told you we learned that in preschool!"
Ms. Jennings: [comes over to Ladonna's desk and slaps Ladonna in the face] "SHUT UP!"
Ladonna: "Ow! How dare you?"
Francine: "Never put your hands on a student, you mean teacher!"
Ms. Jennings: "I can if I want to dumb monkey!" [slaps Francine in the face as well]
Binky: "Awesome! We get to slap students in class?"
Ms. Jennings: "Well then, fight me dummy!"
[Binky then gets up from his desk and faces Ms, Jennings]
Ms. Jennings: [pushes Binky down] "Ha ha! Try me fool!"
Muffy: "I'm reporting Mr. Haney about this!" [runs to the principal's office]
Ms. Jennings: "Where do you think you're going, you dumb... Oh well. Also all of you should go and kill yourselves you lazy dunderheads!"
Arthur: "Kill ourselves?"
Fern: "We refuse to do so!"
Buster: "Exactly!"
Ms. Jennings: "Okay fine! Since you guys don't want to do it, I'll kill you guys myself!"
[Ms. Jennings then takes out a gun and is about to shoot when suddenly Muffy and Principal Haney run into the room]
Muffy: "There she is Mr. Haney, she's called us names, threatened to spank us, slapped Ladonna and Francine, telling us to kill ourselves and wanting Binky to fight her! Also, she is about to shoot us as well."
Principal Haney: "Is this true, Ms. Jennings?"
Ms. Jennings: "Shut up or I'll shoot you as well, Mr. Fatso!"
Principal Haney: "We do not threaten to kill students or staff with guns and guns are not allowed on school grounds."
Ms. Jennings: "Yes they are!"
Principal Haney: "No they're not, you are fired! Also, I'm calling the police to arrest you and put you in jail forever!"
Ms. Jennings: "No you're not! I'm the best teacher around"
[Principal Haney then calls the police]
[6 minutes later]
[The police then show up in Mr. Ratburn's class]
Policeman #1: "Put your hands up! You are under arrest for threatening to spank, slapping two students, forcing a student to fight you and threatening to kill the students and the principal with a firearm."
Policeman #2: [puts handcuffs around Ms. Jennings' wrists]
Ms. Jennings: "LET ME GO YOU FOOL!"
Policeman #2: "SILENCE! Now get in the police car right this second or I'll shove you in myself!"
Ms. Jennings: "Okay fine! Also, to the class and the principal, SCREW ALL OF YOU!"
[The police car then drives away]
Arthur: "Hooray! No more mean teacher!"
Francine: "You got that right!"
Jenna: "Yeah I hate her."
Maria: "So did I."
[The scene cuts to Ms. Jennings in a jail cell with Ms. Becky]
Ms. Becky: "Fight me dumbo!"
Ms. Jennings: "You're on buzzo!"
[Ms. Jennings and Ms. Becky get in a fistfight]
THE END