Body Heat, a glee fanfic

Body Heat

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee

Chapter 1: Anything To Keep Warm

On the day of Blaine's funeral, the power goes out at Kurt Hummel-Anderson's house, and Noah Puckerman finds himself stranded there after Quinn abandons him. Kurt's daughter Tracie and both men end up in bed together to keep warm. Throughout the night, both men touched each other's crotch.

The next morning, when the power came back on. Tracie got up, but Noah and Kurt just stared at each other for five minutes. Then Kurt kisses Noah before Kurt feels Noah's hand on his penis. Then Kurt says, "You have five minutes before Tracie comes back wanting breakfast."

Soon, Noah was under the covers, licking and sucking Kurt's penis. Then, after Kurt comes into Noah's mouth, Noah takes a swig of mouthwash out on the nightstand and says, "Now, I know why this was here and, just so you know. That's as far as I went with another guy, and it's why I quit the Air Force. Let's just say hazing is still a thing and when some guys learn I knew your dad. I was forced to suck fifty guys off. I was seconds from being raped, when somebody stopped the guys, and when I reported what happened, I was kicked out. Then I was told to never come back if I was going to spread lies about the sons of good men."

After this, the men got dressed and saw Tracie eating cereal. Then Kurt says, "Oh, I see how it is. Now that Nono is here, you're going to behave. I grew up with Nono and seriously doubt he was as strict as Aunt Sarah said he was."

Noah looks at Kurt as he says, "Then you don't know me at all, Kurt. While you were taking care of your dad, Mrs. H was helping me take care of Sarah for the first four years of her life. If it weren't for Sue and Mrs. H, Sarah might have been put in foster care. The stress me and my mom were under after I got Quinn pregnant was unbearable. I was drinking to deal with it. My dad was the one who hit me growing up. Every time Jake's mom kicked him out, he would show up at our house. When I was about to graduate, he came by asking for money. I got money for pimping myself out to the MILF's, and how anyone could believe that I was in a fight club I'll never understand."

Then Tracie says, "Kids will believe anything, Nono. I told the kids at school that you're like the Hulk. They didn't believe me until they saw you shirtless at the pool last summer. Ha, Papa and Dada were drooling after you lost your swimming trunks in our pool. Don't worry, I only saw your butt until you grabbed my towel. Ha, my friends love it when you come to school on career day. The teachers are babbling idiots all day and keep asking me if you have a girlfriend. I guess I can tell them you're my new papa now and Dada, get that look off your face. You know, I get what I want and I want Nono as my Papa."

Then, Noah kisses Kurt and whispers, "She might not want me as a papa when I'm acting like your dad used to and I have way more guns." Kurt kisses Noah before saying, "Dad is coming by to get Tracie, he asked me if you were my boyfriend yet. I told him we only kissed. He didn't believe me and made a joke about you becoming my dream guy. By the way, Blaine and I had a fight the day we saw your butt. Blaine made the same joke that Dad did, and I blew up on him. Look, if you don't want to do this..."

Suddenly, Tracie yells, "Dada, Papa Nono loves you and all his stuff is in a U-Haul outside! It was my idea for Queenie to trick you into thinking Queenie left him! Now, I'm going to listen to my iPod until G' Pa Burt gets here! Ha, told you Dada was a heavy sleeper, Papa Nono!" Soon Tracie was humming and Noah was taking his clothes off after locking the door.

Kurt was down on his knees sucking Puckzilla as soon as he was naked. When Kurt swallowed Noah's load. Kurt is stripped of his clothes before Noah takes a swig of mouthwash and kisses him before picking Kurt up and lowering him onto Puckzilla. While Kurt has his arms and legs wrapped around Noah, Noah pins him against the door.

Fifteen minutes later, Noah was lying on the bed with his legs over his head as Kurt pounded himself into Noah. After Kurt comes into Noah, Noah says, "I love you, Kurt." Kurt smiles and whispers, "The Dolphin loves The Sex Shark, and I saw the tattoo that wasn't there the last time I saw your butt. Ha, there is a gun rack under the bed I want to put in the living room. I bought it as a gag gift for Dad. Ha, he never had any rifles. My only request is that you display the three guns you use the most, and make sure to hide the bullets on the top shelf in the bedroom closet. The door at the end of the hall is a storage closet, and it has all of Blaine's clothes in it. I hope it has enough room. Thank you for moving his other things to the attic, and I heard Tracie yelling at Santana about the plan the day before Blaine died. Ha, what they don't know is, I hadn't stopped thinking about you since I saw your butt."

This makes Noah say, "That happened a week before Blaine told us about his cancer! Don't tell me that fight was about your crush on me and not about him dying!" Kurt kisses Noah and says, "It was about Blaine dying. Tracie was the only one that knew about my crush until the day before Blaine died. She told him when she saw him in the hospital, and Dad told Blaine about what happened to you. Blaine's response was, "Well, I guess Quinn owes you fifty bucks then." I never found out why he said that, and I saw Dad and Quinn talking at the funeral. Ha, Carole was hitting them both, and Quinn said something about your mom. Ha, God, I was just as annoying as Rachel was in high school, and Dad or Finn would have killed you. If I was the one that got you drunk and not Quinn. By the way, I might need an ice pack to sit on before Tracie gets back from dad's."

Soon they hear Burt yell, "Okay, Kurt, TMI! By the way, Puck, Quinn made the bet when she was carrying Beth. She told Blaine about it before Finn died and Kurt, you owe me a million dollars! Well, later, you two!" Then Kurt puts a pillow over his face and says, "That wasn't a bet! I said I wouldn't date you for a million dollars! Besides, it was when you were still a jerk to me! I told Blaine about that because Dad was making a joke about you two being alike. When I was dating him back in high school."

Noah takes the pillow off Kurt's face and says, "Finn told me about that back when we were going to college together. Did Santana tell you about our threesome with Matt? He only sucked me off, and he was too chicken to do anything else. So, Santana asks Brittany to have a threesome with us. Ha, I know you would have chickened out if she asked you, and I saw your eyes pop out of your head once after you joined the team. You were looking at me, weren't you?" Kurt blushes and says, "I thought I was looking at Finn until I saw your mohawk! Okay? Ha, you helped me get over Finn, that's for sure and Blaine helped me get over you. Ha, until now, that is. So, how was your first time being with a guy?"

Noah kisses Kurt's neck and says, "Well, I didn't know we were the same size until now, and we might both be sitting on an ice pack in a couple of hours. To answer your question, that was awesome! I don't know what the girls I was with were complaining about." Then Kurt turns his head before Noah says, "You took drugs to keep Blaine? That year you were named Prom Queen, I went commando that night. If you had done that, I bet Karofsky would have creamed his pants, and Blaine might have got some action that night."

Kurt was soon going under the covers and giving Noah the best blowjob ever. Before long, they were sucking each other's penises and, after sharing mouthwash in a kiss. The two men ran around the house naked, laughing. After Kurt called Noah, Tarzan, and said, "Well, it looks like you do swing my way." Noah soon pinned Kurt against a wall and pounded himself into Kurt until his whole body felt like jelly.

A month after Noah moved his things in, Noah was showing Burt his gun closet. When Noah asks, "Did Quinn pay you the money she owed you?" Burt chuckles and says, "Ha, That's why Carole was hitting us at Blaine's funeral. We both saw you two checking each other out, and Quinn knew she lost the bet at that moment. Ha, don't tell Kurt this, but I'm strict with Tracie, and I was with Tracie when Sarah told her about you. Ha, I knew Kurt would react the way he did if I said that. By the way, I have a request if Tracie tries to date at the age of twelve..."

Noah puts his hands on Burt's shoulders as he says, "I polish my guns while sitting outside on the porch now, and I'm already embarrassing her. Ha, I fight with her so much that Kurt started streaming our fights on Facebook." Then they hear Tracie yell, "Papa Nono, don't lie, you're the one streaming the fights and making me look bad!"

After Noah locks his gun closet, he storms into the living room. He then grabs Tracie and takes her to her room before he screams, "Sit down! I said, sit down! I told you if you yelled at me or your Dada while Grandpa Burt and Nana Carole were here. I was going to put you in time out! You made yourself look bad! I love you, Tracie! I want to make you a Puckerman and I know you miss Papa Blaine. But taking it out on me or Dada Kurt isn't going to help you."

Then Tracie cries, "He promised me he wouldn't leave me. He lied to me! I know he's with Uncle Finn in heaven, but he lied to me! I love you too, Papa Nono, but, but..." Soon they hear things being thrown around before Noah starts to sing "Tears In Heaven."

(Puck)

Would you know my name?

If I saw you in heaven?

Will it be the same

If I saw you in heaven?

I must be strong and carry on

'Cause I know I don't belong here in heaven

Would you hold my hand?

If I saw you in heaven?

Would you help me stand

If I saw you in heaven?

I'll find my way through night and day

'Cause I know I just can't stay here in heaven.

Time can bring you down. Time can bend your knees

Time can break your heart, have you begging please, begging, please.

Beyond the door, there's peace, I'm sure

And I know, there'll be no more, tears in heaven

Would you know my name?

If I saw you in heaven?

Would it be the same

If I saw you in heaven?

I must be strong and carry on

'Cause I know I don't belong here in heaven

Then Kurt says, "She has been snapping a lot at Puck since he moved in, and some days she just sits on his lap crying. She would never tell us what was wrong and has been getting into fights at school. Patrick and Patricia stopped calling her after the funeral. Cooper calls here. But she just yells at him about his parents ignoring her. This is the first time she got mad about it. Was I that bad when mom died?"

Burt chuckles and says, "You were a strong little boy. I know you stopped believing in God after her death. But you were a pretty strong kid, and you did okay for yourself." They then hear someone cleaning Tracie's room before Noah comes out and says, "Mr. H, I came out to my mom after I moved in here and she has gone to see Blaine's parents more than once. She also thinks Tracie will have me too whipped to be worse than you. Blaine used to joke about me being her first crush, and now I'm her papa. I'm the one that talks to her teachers, and the fights aren't about her having two dads. She was saving a girl like Unique and Coach Beiste."

Noah looks over at Carole before asking, "Ha, you remember how I was with Sarah?" Then Carole hits Burt so hard that he says, "Ow, you knew he was like me before we started dating! I didn't make Puck like this!" Noah and Kurt kiss before Kurt says, "Tracie is going to need all the help she can get when she is thirteen." Which makes Burt and Noah chuckle before they're hit upside the head.

Chapter 2 will be up soon