A/N: Hello All! So, yes, I did find my manga and Yusuke does work for a ramen shop. I'm glad ya'll've enjoyed this story. I've found myself missing the ridiculous fanfics. A lot of current ones seem to be angsty or lots of romance. Which is okay, I guess. But I miss the humor. Again, if you haven't, check out the website Not Always Right, its very funny!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, it is the property of Yoshihiro Togashi. I do not own any stories on Not Always Right.
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Yusuke answered the phone with the standard greeting.
"Hey! I was in there earlier and the guy there punched me in the face!"
Yusuke took a moment to comprehend what the customer was saying. "You're saying someone punched you in the face?"
"Yeah! So I want a free meal!"
"You think you should get free food?"
"I got punched in the face!"
Yusuke pulled the phone away from his ear.
"Yeah, I don't give out free food. I haven't punched a customer in the face in-" Yusuke looked over to the 'Days Since Yusuke Punched A Customer' sign. There was a nine written under it "-nine days. If you'd like to challenge either of those statements, feel free to drop by." Yusuke hung up.
The customer never did show up. Yusuke was a little disappointed.
. . .
Yusuke felt like he was dying. Never had he felt this close to death after any of his fights. He almost wanted to die.
"Are you going to fix this!" The customer screamed.
"Ma'am, let me get this straight. You want a new bowl of ramen because your bowl of ramen noodles has too... many noodles?"
"Yes!" the customer shrieked.
Yusuke banged his head on the counter, denting it a little bit.
. . .
"Your total is 600 yen."
The customer put 500 yen on the counter.
"Okay, do you have another 100?" Yusuke asked.
The customer stared at him.
"100 more yen?"
More staring.
"Sir?"
The customer tried to take the bowl. Yusuke pulled it back.
"The total was 600 yen. You paid 500. You still owe 100."
Staring.
Yusuke banged his head on the counter, making the dent a little bigger.
. . .
Kuwabara squinted at the counter. "Urameshi, do you know there's a dent in your counter?"
"I don't want to talk about it!"