10/12/21: AN: Minor editing, because apparently I proof-read like a five year old.

A/N: I am marking this story as complete. I'm out of ideas for more chapters, but if I have any more, I will update.

Disclaimer: Disclaimer: Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, it is the property of Yoshihiro Togashi. I do not own any stories on Not Always Right, or the Simpsons, which is the property of 20th Century Studios.

. . .

Yusuke had just opened the shop for the day and was waiting for customers. He didn't have to wait long. A young 20 something guy walked in and went right up to the counter.

In a serious voice the guy asked "Do you work here?"

Yusuke looked down at the apron he was wearing, complete with the restaurant logo. He looked side to side, verifying he was behind the counter. He scratched his head- he was wearing a bandana with the restaurant logo on it.

The customer looked at him expectedly.

"No, I don't work here."

The guy stared at Yusuke, then walked out. Yusuke decided to try and take a nap.

. . .

Yusuke was enjoying the quiet.

There were only two tables with customers at them, and neither table seemed needy. One had two girls, and the other had three guys. He wasn't paying much attention to the dining area. He was trying to get his cleaning done so he could go home when the place closed in half an hour. He happened to glance over at the seating area and did a double take. The guys had moved to the table with the girls and seemed to be giving them a hard time.

Yusuke settled in for a good time. Keiko and Shizuru wouldn't tolerate that sort of disrespect. They'd lay those idiots out flat, not to mention what Genkai would do to them. Even Boton would knock them out with her oar.

But these girls didn't do what he expected. Instead, they looked anywhere but the jerks, and hardly said anything. The jerks kept pressing, and the girls weren't reacting. Yusuke finally realized the girls weren't going to do anything, so he decided to step in.

"Hey, you three. Leave."

The biggest guy, about Kuwabara's size, sneered at him. "Oh yeah? You going to make us?"

"As a matter of fact, I am." Yusuke grabbed the biggest one by the throat and threw him out of the shop. The other two went to attack him. He punched both of them in the face, mindful to not make them go flying. He didn't need to clean up glass, nor did he want to get yelled at by Keiko again .

He grabbed both of them and threw them out the door as well.

The girls stared at him. Yusuke ignored them and inspected the floor for blood and found a few drops.

"Messy bleeders," he grumbled as he cleaned up. Then he changed the number on 'Days Since Yusuke Punched A Customer' sign from 14 to 0.

The girls still didn't say anything, just watched him. He continued on with his work. The girls came in fairly regularly after that.

. . .

It didn't happen often, but sometimes Keiko would come in while Yusuke was working. He really enjoyed those days. There had been no customers in half an hour, which was an even bigger bonus.

Two little brats ruined that though. They were around twelve years old. They had come in and ordered some food, but had been obnoxious little dicks the whole time. They been hitting on Keiko with a total lack of skill. Yusuke knew he wasn't good at any of that sort of stuff, but these kids were making him look like a champ. Keiko seemed to enjoy giving sarcastic comebacks that went right over their heads, so he just sat back and enjoyed.

"Hey, pretty lady, can I get your phone number?" one of them asked.

Keiko looked him dead in the eye and asked in a serious voice "Why, do you need a babysitter?"

That threw the kids and they both went to sit down to eat. Yusuke fell on the floor laughing.

. . .

It had been a while since Yusuke and Kuwabara had been on a mission together, but on a mission they were. Yusuke had been getting prank calls every day for the past week from some snot nosed kid. No amount of threats from Yusuke would make the brat stop. So Yusuke decided to ask for Kuwabara' for help. So far all the phone calls had been from legitimate customers. That was about to change.

The phone rang. Yusuke answered it. "Hello?"

"Hello, I'm looking for my friend, Seymour. His last name is Butts."

"Yeah, hold on. He's right here." Yusuke handed the phone over to Kuwabara.

Kuwabara cleared his throat and spoke in the most menacing tone he could muster "Listen here you damn punk, I don't know how you found me. No one finds me. I'm going to now find you, and I'm going to kill you. You got that? Your mommy won't even recognize you after I'm done with you. I'm going to- he hung up."

The two of them started laughing. They were still laughing when Kurama walked in.

"I don't even want to know."

. . .

A/N: That last one is actually from the Simpsons, one of Bart's prank calls to Moe's Bar.