Peter Parker-Coulson was sweating in fear and his entire body was shaking as this was the biggest challenge of his career.
"Agent S, Director of the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement Logistics Division. Humanity's shield. The man who faced off the Mad Titan Thanos, defeated the Green Goblin several times, stopped the Anti-Monitor from destroying the multiverse, defeated the Batman Who Laughs, has finally...met his match. A dirty diaper." MJ mocked her husband from the rocking chair.
Peter rolled his eyes at his wife's comments as he finally got the diaper off and is seriously cursing his enhanced senses due to the smell.
"What do you think? Should I call the Daily Bugle?" MJ asks.
"Eh, I don't think we need the government thinking I can't deal with universal threats right now, considering they're all still a little trigger happy due to the whole Battleworld and Secret Warriors thing I pulled." Peter reminded her as he finished placing the diaper onto their two-week-old daughter, Anna-May "Annie" Parker.
"If only the Avengers could see their fearless leader struggling with spit up." MJ mocks.
"Need I remind you, Miss Jones, I have super senses that makes dogs jealous." Peter reminded her as he finished placing the new diaper onto the child.
"Oh, don't you go blaming genetics." MJ dared him as Peter finishes wrapping Annie up in a blanket and picking her up. "Yay, daddy did it."
"Yeah, kinda." Peter shrugs and walks over to MJ who gets off the chair and they both look down at their little girl. "Annie really has your eyes and hair."
"Yeah, but I see most of her daddy in her." MJ stated as the little girl gives the two a coo.
"We should've just called her Mary, because she's practically perfect in every way." Peter joked, causing MJ to smack her husband for the lame pun, but it seems Annie liked it since she giggled at the action. "And she has your sense of humor."
"I'll take it." MJ mocks, causing Peter to laugh just as they heard someone cry in the other crib in the room. "I'll take this one." She promises and goes to go take care of their younger twin daughter, Mayday Parker.