AUTHOR NOTE

Genre shift alert. Odd humorous take on Harry having to have a wife for each bloodline idea.

DennisUD: Thank you. I know Ron and Hermione never felt right or natural to myself either. Glad you enjoyed.

Starie78: Thanks. Not sure I've ever heard of a breakup being described as cute but that'll work. :-)

A fine sunny day at Grimmould place only three years after the war.

Ginny Weasley let herself into the home she shared with Harry Potter. She had come home early from a month long game series to surprise Harry.

Hearing someone in the kitchen she stripped her clothes off as she headed in that direction. She could hear plates being moved around and food cooking. She would have to be careful as Harry's PTSD made him react badly to being too startled. Even if he had been getting treatment with some muggle group, but seeing her stark naked should help him relax. Maybe she could even convince him that syrup could be fun on things other than food finally.

Coming through the doors she said, "Hey baby I came home early and was thinking we could..." She stopped talking as she was staring at Hermione Granger standing in Harry's kitchen wearing a pair of Harry's Boxers and his Quidditch shirt. Her wand was pointed directly at Ginny with little crackles of electricity glowing at the tip.

"Whoa. What the hell is going on here Mia?"

"Oh uh Hi Ginny." She said lowering her wand.

"yeah hi. Care to explain why you're wearing my boyfriend's clothes?"

"Uh because mine got stolen by the Gorvach beast Luna brought home."

Ginny stood there blinking, "Gorvach beast?"

"Yeah she brought it home until she could get it to the preserve. Apparently they love synthetic polyesters so it literally ate the clothes off my body. Its tongue kinda tickled a bit."

Ginny nodded, "Okay. And you're wearing Harry's clothes?"

"Because he had to chase after the Gorvach before it ate all of the neighborhood and I didn't want to at least run around the house naked." She said raising her eyebrow at Ginny.

Ginny crossed her arms over her chest, "I am his girlfriend."

"Oh yeah about that. Didn't Molly or Ron mention anything?"

"Uh we were on the continent. We did a three game match against Romania. Charlie mentioned that you and Ron had broken up." She said with a rising ire.

"Yeah it was going to happen eventually anyways and when Harry asked me to marry him it just accelerated things. Which is okay because Ron and Lavender eloped last week."
Ginny's head was swimming as her ire was slapped in the face and sheer confusion and pain replaced it. "My boyfriend asked you to marry him?" She was going to ignore the news about Ron for now.

"No our husband asked me to marry him."

Ginny now felt nothing but sheer dizzy confusion. "OUR HUSBAND?"

"Well yeah but don't worry we all picked the ring for you out too. Its really very nice. Molly thinks it is great. Although Luna says that if you go swimming with it'll attract gulping plimpies unlike her engagement ring. And Ron and George are taking bets on which one of us will get pregnant first."

Ginny sat down feeling like the world had gone crazy. She wondered if she had somehow used the Floo wrong and gone through into a alternate dimension like in that stupid tellyshow Harry had begun to watch. The one with the flying phone box.

She started to say something, stopped then started to say something again. The front door opened and she heard voices coming down the hall. Harry's rich tenor and Luna's more breathless alto.

"I told you Harry I did not know they found those to be quite so enjoyable."
"Yeah well you could have at least apologized to that girl for stealing her knickers."

"They looked like the ones Hermione wears and they did attract the creature."

"Well at least we got it back in the preserve before any more harm was done."

"True. And she did have cute pubic hair. I might shave mine into a heart like that."

Harry walked into the kitchen carrying Ginny's discarded clothes. He walked over setting them on the table and gave her a kiss, "Hey Ginny you're back early."

"Yeah I am." she said looking at Luna who had walked over and given Hermione a hug and a squeeze on her butt while they talked about the food.

"Uh what's going on Harry?"

"Oh yeah. Sorry we tried to contact you but the post was really slow and I had to make some snap decisions or the goblins would get pissed and make the decision for me."

"What decision?"

"Well apparently under ancient wizard laws I needed to have three wives."
"Bullshit." Ginny said her temper rising. Hermione and Luna had both turned when she spat that out.

"No actually under the treaty of 1378 which had never been rescinded if the final member of a bloodline conquers or inherits another blood line that has no other living members then he must provide heirs for those bloodlines or forfeit all riches, estates, and wealth associated with those bloodlines." Hermione recited. "The Wizengamut confirmed that those laws are still active and that Harry had to have three wives."

Ginny looked at the three of them in front of her then started laughing, "Alright George come out. I know you're involved in this. Funny joke. I'm glad to see you getting your sense of humor back. But this is going way too far. Even for you."

When they stood around looking awkward and concerned she stopped and blinked, "This isn't a joke."

Three heads shook at her.

"I am Lady Black. Wife of Harry Black. The legal persona of the Black family that Harry married." Luna said holding her left hand out to show a silver ring with an onyx set in it.

"Hermione is Lady Slytherin. We thought that would be funny and a real kick in the teeth to any remaining pure-blood bigots. She is married to Harry Slytherin. Last of the Slytherin line by conquest."

"Oh yeah. I couldn't allow that to go away. Besides apparently it comes with a lot of historical estates and power that if Voldemort had simply asked the Goblins about he would have been a lot more powerful." Hermione said holding out her hand with an ornate gold ring with Connemara Marble settings.

"I have your rings upstairs. Technically we were married in absentia which is also legal under ancient Wizengamut laws. But for the muggle world we'll have to figure out which one gets that position. But congratulations you're Lady Potter."

Ginny stared at him then nodded. "Oh okay. So what happened to Ron." She asked weakly wondering if they had all gone crazy too.

"Well he had run into Lavender a few weeks ago and they got to talking and she has matured a bit. Turns out Fenrir bit her while he was human so while she is a bit hairier and likes her meat raw she is fine. He was going to ask me to break up soon anyhow."

"Her breasts had also grown quite a bit larger too as well as she has put on some muscle. Plus according to Ron she likes her sex rough which excites Ron as Hermione refused to provide that."

"Not helping Luna." Hermione said sotto voice pulling the food off the stove and preparing the plates.

"Sorry dear sister wife." She said giving Hermione a kiss on the lips which she apparently responded with.

Ginny watched then said, "Uh I like it kinky too."

"Yeah I know Harry has told us some of the things you have suggested. I prefer honey instead of syrup its much healthier for the skin." Luna said as she began to eat lunch.

"Uh weren't you and Neville dating?"

"We were but he wants someone who will be a stable quiet and proper wife. I would rather not be described with those adjectives. Harry has accepted that and will be quite supportive of my eccentricities. Especially as I have no pleasure threshold."

"No pleasure threshold."
"Yes Neville passed out far too many times after a night of pleasure. It was only 47 orgasms I gave him. You would think that it had fallen off the way he complained the next morning. Oh well. My only regret is we still had several rooms in his mansion we had not had sexual relations in."

Ginny felt fear settle in her gut as Harry kissed Luna, "Yeah well she inspires me to try harder. So far we've only hit 52."

"Yeah that's without the endurance potion. And you left me to finish the job for you mister." Hermione grumped.

"I thought you didn't like girls Mia?"

"Well Luna isn't your typical girl. So I gave it a try and kissed her and discovered I liked it. No need to get so stressed out."

"Are you okay Ginny?"

"uh yeah sure. Mia your parents are muggles do they know about this?"
"Oh yeah they want to meet you. As long as I'm not marrying Ron mom is dancing on the clouds and dad is jealous of Harry but otherwise happy too."
"I have offered to give him a taste of things but Harry and Hermione feel that his heart might not be able to handle sexual relations with myself."

"yeah and the fact mom doesn't like to share."

"There is that."

"So you're good with this?"

"Sure why not. At no point has life been normal why start now."
"That's the spirit." Harry said.