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Chapter six

"Alright, England, this is all of the books that were both on the floor and on the desk in your study. So, which one is the book that the spell was from?" France asked as he placed an armful of books next to the other piles.

The group had spent the night at England's house, and after breakfast and some more discussions on the issue they came up with an idea. Even if England himself could not read, maybe if they found the spell they could read it to him and then fix the issue. In the very least, if they did need help they could then tell the help which spell was used.

"Umm…" England commented as he looked at all of the old, leather bound books. Was it his imagination, or did they all look fairly similar to one another? Slowly, he walked to a pile and picked up a green tinted book. As he did so he commented, "The book the spell was in had a lot of dog-eared spells. I think…it was also fairly small. More like novel size than tome size."

"Okay, that narrows it down to, oh, half of these gazillion books," Romano complained as he picked up a book at random.

"Do you remember what the name of the book was? Or the outside's color?" Spain asked as he also picked up a book, only to then placed it back when he scanned and saw no dog-eared pages.

"Most of these are just other people's notes so they don't really have title pages. If I remember right the outside was brown," England answered.

"So we just narrowed it down to three-quarters of the books. Assuming that his memory is not as unawesome as the person," Prussia remarked as he sorted all of the brown books from the other colored ones.

"England, after this is said and done why don't you think ahead and just keep all of your stupid spells that you cast on people in one book," Germany critiqued as he helped Prussia sort books. England could not rebut the idea, and simply nodded as he watched the others go through his precious, ancient books.

The group worked in silence for a few moments, only for the silence to stop when Romano asked, "Hey, England. You like to talk about how you're some kind of chivalrous gentleman right?"

"Ya, what about it?" England asked.

The group then noticed Romano's blush when he held up the random page he was on and asked, "So is that why you have a porno?"

"Stop being a child. And hold that book with more respect, it's a first edition from over two hundred years ago!" England ordered, his own face growing red at the idea of what Romano was thinking of him.

"Oho, what did you find Romano," France asked as he and the others came to see the book better.

"See, that's a picture of a naked woman. And why's she doing that with a snake? And on another page there was a different person and these two demon-like guys," Romano explained as he showed them the book.

"Well, the illustrator really did an awesome job of capturing the curves," Prussia commented as he looked at the pictures in question.

"Th-that must be one of my books on demons. The spell is certainly not in there," England tried to explain.

"Oh, my," France began as he turned the page to the next picture. He could not help the smile as he asked, "Tell me England, are there a lot of these kinds of pictures in these books? If so then I may need to confiscate them. After all, you wanted me to act responsible, and what kind of responsible adult would let a small child look at such pictures?"

England growled at France and told him to drop it. At the same time Romano asked, "What's that thing on her butt supposed to be. It looks so weird it's almost funny!"

At the comment, a slight sound came from Germany; stopped when he covered his mouth with his hands. Romano heard it, however, and asked, "What was that potato-bastard? You think me talking about butts is funny?"

Germany shook his head, his hands still firmly cupped over his mouth. Romano gave a wicked grin to this and left the group with the book to walk closer to where Germany stood away from the group. The adults watched this, confused as to what Romano was going to do.

"Hey Germany," Romano began as he reached the younger child. He then opened the book so that Germany could see the picture and shouted, "BUTT!"

Germany's face turned bright red when he saw the picture, at which point he rushed out of the room. Worried, the adults followed him to the bathroom, where Germany locked himself in.

"Wes? Are you okay?" Prussia asked as he knocked on the door? In response, he could hear Germany begin to laugh hysterically. The others could do nothing but stare blankly at the door as the laughing fit continued for several minutes. After two minutes and no sign of it stopping in sight, Romano commented, "It really wasn't that funny. Is he going to be okay?"

A few minutes later the laughter finally stopped followed by Germany as he unlocked the door and walked out of the bathroom. He frowned slightly embarrassed as he noticed that the others had listened to his laughing fit. France then asked, "Feel better?"

Germany nodded then commented, "I don't know why I found that so funny. But at the same time, I can't remember the last time I laughed that much. Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt you guys…"

"It's alright. I think we were more just surprised to see you act so…not serious. But, I guess we should get back to the books," Spain replied as he led Romano back to the correct room followed by the others.

Not as much going on in this chapter, but it was one of the first things to come to mind when i started this story so it wanted to be written.

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