Author Note: Okay this is sort of a sequel to a short scenario from "The Changes of Granger" titled Ancient Gods. Harry comes back to the muggle world and meets the Dursleys. I wasn't sure how to really end this so deux ex Harmonia occurred.
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Vernon Dursley was standing in the waiting lounge waiting on his freak nephew to return from his fourth year at that place. If he had his way he would not have bothered to make the hour long drive to the accursed station. It would have to be on the north end of the stupid city with all its congestion and stupid traffic tax. He grumbled.
At the appointed time teenagers began to wander through and meet their parents. Freaks all of them Vernon knew. He recognized their expressions. Some of them wearing ties from that accursed place.
Vernon almost choked on his tongue as four teenagers walked into the lounge. A 6'4" tall brown haired girl. Her back length hair pulled into a single braid. Large breasts jutting forward on a frame of muscles. She was holding the hand of what looked like it might have been his nephew. Only his nephew had changed and grown. Some sort of magical freakishness Vernon's mind briefly thought as he noticed that he was at least as tall as the girl he was holding hands with. Only his frame held the muscles of a broad chest and shoulders. Washboard abs peeked from under his T-shirt and tight jeans showed his legs were just as muscular. That huge white bloody bird sat on his shoulder staring around the world challenging anyone to say something.
A redhead with her hair in twin plaits walked on his other side. She was only about 6'2" but just as strong as the other girl. Her breasts showed deep cleavage in a tight shirt that outlined her nips. Vernon was aroused and scared at the same time by this but since she was holding the hand of his nephew she must have been a freak as well.
On the side of the red head was a 6'00" slender girl with lithe muscles that made Vernon very very scared. She looked at the world like a cougar from the zoo until Harry leaned over and said something to his girls and she turned her gaze upon him. The blonde wore her hair long and flowing and she smiled. Not a friendly, warm, greeting but like a lioness seeing a gazelle. Vernon felt all trace of arousal fade as his heart leapt into his throat. They wouldn't do anything in public. They couldn't do anything in public, could they?
The four of them casually strolled over to him, he vaguely recognized that the brown haired one waved to someone off to his right but he was frozen in fear. He whimpered slightly as Harry and his women, his valkyrie, the word somehow bubbled out of the depths of his memories, stopped in front of him.
"Hello Uncle Vernon. I want to introduce you to my girlfriends. They'll go to their homes but will be spending a lot of time with me this summer."
Vernon did not dare stand as his legs were quivering jelly, plus he felt a wetness in his pants.
The nose of the blonde wrinkled as she turned to Harry, "Dear I think your uncle wet himself. Does he have a bladder or prostate issue?"
"No a spine one." Harry calmly said.
"Well he seems rather rude not to be standing in the presence of a lady." The red head purred.
"Yeah. Here Vernon let me give you a hand." Harry said reaching down with one hand and casually lifting Vernon off the bench. Pulling his face up close to his own he whispered, "Things are going to change, now pull yourself together you jellyfish and say hello to my lovers."
He dropped Vernon who almost fell but managed to recover his composure at least enough to shakily stand. "He, hel, heelo." He squeaked out.
"Hello Mr Dursley." The blonde said calmly. Holding her right hand out. Vernon shakily took it.
She gripped his hand so tightly he felt his bones shift causing him to whimper.
"Careful Luna. He needs that."
"Oh yes. Sorry. I forgot how fragile his sort are." She said releasing him.
"Oh Vernon this is Ginny. And this is Hermione." Harry said pointing to the two girls who Vernon smiled like a frightened rabbit at.
"C'mon Harry I want to introduce you to my parents. Mum dad." She said turning and walking over to a couple of average normal looking people Vernon's mind described. Parts of it was still working and parts had retreated in terror into the corner of his skull.
The red head and blonde both smiled at him then glided off like predators. That is what Vernon felt. He felt like he was a poor little rabbit in a field with wolves. He looked up at Harry who was smiling at him.
"Wha what do you want now?" Vernon stammered out.
"I think we'll discus that when we get back to Privet Drive. That way I only have to do it once. Now if you excuse me I'll have to go talk to my in-laws." Harry turned and went over to the Grangers. Bending down to kiss the back of Mrs Granger's hand and shake her husband's hand. They seemed quite impressed by the tall young man.
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Reaching the normal blue color of the perfectly normal Vauxhaul car Vernon drove Harry sighed. "You better go on home Hedwig. This is not going to be a comfortable ride."
Opening the door Harry ripped the front seat out and carefully set it in the trunk. He got in the back and discovered that the roofline was just low enough to be annoying. He punched upwards until there was a nice even done over his head. Settling back Harry looked at Vernon who was a strange color and twitching, "Something wrong Uncle?"
"I haven't finished paying on this." he said in a quiet hollow voice.
"Oh well maybe if you behave this summer you'll get a new one from the car fairies."
"Car fairies?" Vernon asked hopefully.
"Well as wonderful as magic is maybe there are some right?" Harry smiled disingenuously.
"Right maybe." Vernon agreed numbly.
"You know getting in the car would make it a lot easier to drive." Harry pointed out.
"Getting in. Right. Driving good." Vernon seemed to be barely holding on to sanity at any moment Harry wondered when he would just go totally catatonic.
Vernon got in and started driving quietly. He did not shout at the taxi driver that beat him to the light. He did not call the other drivers on the motorway stupid, foreign or other unpleasant things that he normally did. He sat in his seat, obeyed the driving laws and said utterly nothing. Harry wondered if he was trying to pretend Harry wasn't there. Not that it mattered much to Harry, he rather enjoyed when they pretended he wasn't around.
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The trip to Privet drive had been quiet and Harry had taken a nap. Remembering the way Peter Pettigrew's throat had felt just before it crushed under his grip. He still felt a little bit bad as he had not meant to actually kill him but his anger had pushed him a bit too hard. At least Sirius would get a fair trial and be exonerated by the existence of Peter. The smile Harry had on his face must have made Vernon disturbed as he whimpered a little bit.
Harry got out of the car, grabbed his things and the seat out of the trunk. Waving to their neighbor who looked at him hungrily before fanning herself with a magazine Harry started to walk into the house. He stopped when he realized Vernon was still sitting in the car staring straight ahead.
Harry walked around to the driver's side and opened the door. He tapped Vernon on the shoulder gently causing the man to flinch, "Hey Uncle Vernon you might want to get out of the car the neighbors might get a bit concerned.
Vernon nodded as he slowly got out of the car following Harry meekly. Harry shook his head and walked into the house. "Oh Aunt Petunia We're back!" Harry called out.
"Who cares. Just another summer we have to deal with your..." Petunia said walking into the entry from the kitchen to see Harry. She froze and looked at him. Staring disbelievingly.
"Hi Aunt Petunia. How's it going?"
Her eyes rolled back in her head as she passed out and fell to the floor.
Harry stepped over her on the way to the kitchen. Making a sandwich he came back out to find Vernon holding Petunia as she had started to recover.
"Okay where's Dudders?" Harry casually asked.
Petunia looked at him in deep fear and confusion, "Wha, what do you want with Dudders?"
"I just wanna see my dear sweet cousin. You know we're going to have to have a family discussion tonight. There's going to be a few changes around here." Harry said sarcastically emphasizing the word family.
Petunia looked like she wanted to say something. Vernon still sat on the floor behind her crying softly.
"Oh stop it you two blubbering whales. I am not going to kill you or anything. We are just not going to have the same kind of behavior around here I've put up with for the last 14 years. I'm not exactly sure what all we're going to change but there will be no more abuse, no more barely feeding me, and there WILL BE NO MORE AUNT MARGE! Her stupid dogs are banned from this place and if she cannot keep a civil tongue in that ugly face of hers I will rip it off." Harry growled towering over them. He then took his sandwich and walked out of the house.
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Harry found Dudley and his gang in the park. The neighborhood kid Mark Evans was being picked on again by them.
Harry walked up and grabbed Piers by the upper arm and tossed him several yards away. Dudley spun around to see who had interfered and froze when he saw his cousin. "Hey Dudders."
Harry shoved Dudley so hard he landed on his backside several feet away. "Guys there will be no more bullying. You will straighten up and behave right. You will go clean this park up, fix the things you broke and YOU WILL APOLOGIZE to Mark!" Harry growled turning in place to make sure all the gang members understood he knew who they were.
Alan Parsons one of the lesser members had a small pipe in his hand which he swung at Harry. The pipe impacted with a loud clang causing Alan to drop it. Harry bent down and picked the pipe up tossing it from hand to hand he bent it into a U shape. "Guys this will be the next one of you that acts like a bully. Got it?"
Dudley was still sitting where he had fallen. Piers had scrambled to his feet and ran away. The rest of the group was unsure of what to do but recognized there was a new alpha in the pack.
Turning to Mark Harry helped him off the ground. "You okay?"
The boy was unable to speak but nodded. "Good. You might want to go on home. This might not be pretty."
Mark looked at the former bullies then nodded again before taking off running away. He expected to hear screaming and crunching noises any second as the avenging angel that he had prayed for dealt with his bullies.
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A few days later Hermione walked through the door that Harry had opened. "Hey Harry how's it going?" She asked once they broke for air from their deep kiss.
"Oh pretty good. You know." He said leading her into the living room. Dudley scrambled to his feet, "Uh Hello."
"We've been working on Dudley's manners." he said to Hermione. Turning to Dudley Harry said, "You may go now Dudley."
Dudley scampered off as Harry and Hermione settled in on the couch.
"So what about your aunt and uncle are they treating you better?"
"Oh yeah. Much. Petunia was going to the shop for dinner. She's making a meatloaf. So you wanna watch a movie or go upstairs and screw?"
Rolling her eyes she laughed, "Such a romantic line, how do the women ever resist you?"
"I dunno. When I find one that does I'll let you know." He grinned suggestively.
Taking his hand Hermione stood up heading for the stairs, Yeah life was very good Harry thought.
===xxx===xx(Review Responses)
hisnhers: Yeah it was cool of Harry to stay by her side in the hospital when she was petrified. I know Evanna Lynch is an awesome woman. I hate hurting Luna even in a story too, although sometimes the plot calls for what the plot calls for. As for the one with Dave in it I have a few notes in the book for when they get on the other side of the portal. I may expand them out at some point just I seem to have dug myself into a few stories open right now.
Yeah officer Dan is probably going to just say it was a bunch of kids playing a stupid game and leave it at that.
Kimjo2: Well I did give him an out by saying that Hagrid was in the computer system as John Smith (The British equivalent of John Doe from all I can figure out) still he must not have looked too hard for him either. I have an idea for that I might expand later. Glad you're having fun.
Dennisud: About Barnaby's notebook. The answer is YES. Lololol.
Timekeeper: I know friends outside of Hogwarts or even the magical community is not something I have seen a lot of. So they will retain their balance as much as possible. As for what he gets her it'll be nice I'm sure.