Ever since the Roses came to Schitt's Creek, Stevie's life has changed...

Patrick gets engaged to Rachel but he can't help feel that things aren't right. Throwing his old life away, he starts over at a little town called Schitt's creek. Canon Compliant Story

What if a goat had scared David and made him fall to his Doom? What if he got injured and had to be looked after in his Distress? Or - Patrick is a great boyfriend, what else is new?

Patrick wasn't looking for love, he was looking for an escape. But what happens when he finds someone who challenges him in all the right ways? Will he have the confidence to face it? Slash. Be prepared for fluff, snark and happy endings. More details inside!

Set during Season 6, episode 11 "Bachelor Party". David and Patrick get a chance for some alone time in between the escape room and the Wobbly Elm. Porn without plot ensues, with some use of David's feather tiara.

David and Patrick get a chance for a night alone at Rays. Smutty fun ensues. Set sometime between 401 and 402.

Sometimes, a rainy days occurs. Sometimes it passes. But one is never the same.

David has been cursed by the gods. He has lost the will to fight. Turns out mowing a lawn is way harder than he thought.

David flails. Patrick watches.

Takes place during the series finale.

David will stop at nothing to get his perfect wedding.

Two fathers, two sons, and some wedding day jitters.

Ficmas - Day 7

Ficmas 2019 - Day 1

Patrick and David have been dreaming about having children of their own some day, but with bumps along the way, will they keep it together? Rated T just incase

A series of missing scenes and canon interactions from Patrick's POV, chronicling his relationship with David from their first meeting through their first kiss. Rated T for language. CURRENT CHAPTER: Patrick needs to decide if he wants to commit to Rose Apothecary full time — and to pursuing the possibility of something with David.

5 times David overreacted and the 1 time it was Patrick.

Rule #1 - Never let Stevie Budd plan your bachelor party.

After Moira's movie is shelved, Johnny searches for a way to cheer his wife up. Set after 'Life is a Cabaret'

David and Patrick finally have a little privacy. But they're still taking things slowly, right? Things don't always go as planned, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

David and Patrick move in together. David panics. Spoilers for season 5.

Patrick has to have his wisdom teeth extracted, and David gets to deal with the aftermath of him high on anesthetic.

David accidentally pepper-sprays Patrick. Oh, come on... you know you want to find out how.

David tries to plan a birthday surprise for Patrick. (A David/Patrick story)

TED X ALEXIS: Alexis can't help but feel an overwhelming sense of loneliness as of late. When Moira lets her down on an important day she goes for a run. After she breaks down Ted finds her on his route and calms her down.