Sadly none of J.K. Rowling's amazing world actually belongs to me.
The Sorting of Severus Snape
"I hate you...I hate you STUPID HAT!"
"Excuse me?"
"Why did you have to sort her into Gryffindor? WHY? You ruined everything!"
"I'm sorry...but none of this is my fault."
"Not your fault?! She was my only friend...I don't have anyone now."
"You can make other friends...and you can still be friends with her."
"No I can't...and you know it...when have you met any Slytherins who were best friends with Gryffindors?!"
"..."
"Exactly! And don't tell me I can make new friends...If you haven't realized by now I'm not the most friendly person out there."
"What do you want me to do about it? She belonged in Gryffindor and you know it."
"She...she didn't have to go...she knew I was going to Slytherin...Lily wouldn't have wanted to go into Gryffindor...she wouldn't want to abandon me."
"She didn't abandon you…"
"Shut up you stupid hat."
"Now I know your upset but you have no right…"
"It was going to be great...I was going to be getting away from him...away from all those muggles who made fun of me...It was going to be me and Lily...now…now...Its ALL OVER!"
"Lily wants to stay friends with you I saw it in her thoughts!"
"Really?...I mean...it doesn't matter."
"I know you hate me but please don't give up on her...for both your goods."
"Fine."
"If it counts for anything...I really wish I could have put you two together."
"Just sort me...I don't want to talk to you anymore."
SLYTHERIN!
A/N: Hello Again! See you request I deliver...one Severus Snape sorting. Sorry this was short I was kinda in a rush. Anyway, thank you to everyone who has Favorited, Followed, and Reviewed since the last chapter. Keep the requests coming. Oh, and we went over 1,000 views with the last chapter...you guys motivate me. Thanks for reading.