The Fire Queen's Request Is Wrong, As I Expected

by iMangoSenpai

Soubu High School's Service Club is in for a ruing shock when Isshiki Iroha, the student council president, barges in on Hachiman, Yukino, and Yui. Yumiko Miura surprisingly enters the clubroom as she stirs up problems for its members. Now the Service Club members have to figure a way to help Fire Queen Yumiko with her peculiar request. SNAFU, Oregairu

13. Chapter 13

OUT OF CHARACTER:

I'm fully accepting that this fanfiction isn't going to please everyone. So I'm stating this now, this is OOC. Again, I try not to diverge too much from the characters' profiles, but if it bothers you, I truly apologize. Hopefully, that doesn't take away from the story I want to tell.

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS:

Inei - Yumiko's older cousin from Osaka.

Ahmya - Inei's eccentric girlfriend.

GUEST ACCOUNTS and VISITORS:

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SYNOPSIS: Part 3 of 3 of Hachiman and Yumiko's vacation trip. Yumiko introduces her older cousin to Hachiman as they tour Osaka's streets of Dotonbori. Next chapter, the two Soubu High seniors head back to their hometown of Chiba with newly found experiences.

MUSIC: I've made a playlist on Spotify under the profile name iMango Senpai which is an unofficial playlist for this story. The playlist is called The Fire Queen's Request. Some artists include: Yanaginagi (the original artist that sang the Openings to SNAFU the anime), I Don't Like Mondays, Eill, and Kobore.

FANART: Check out some of my fanart posted onto my Twitter (imango_art), Insta (imango . art), and TikTok ( imango . art). There'll be more fanart in the works. I'd appreciate the added support.

Lastly, thank you so much for taking the time to read this series. I'm hoping that since you've read this far, you're all caught up with the events of the story and also maybe forming your own ideas and outcomes. I'd like to hear them in the messages. I also hope that you've gotten used to my writing style. It's a bit different, but for this story, it's my preferred method. It's a mix between Screen Play and Light Novel. To those who've followed me from the earlier chapters, you're all rockstars in my book and I can't even begin to thank you. It's like 'Thank You,' doesn't even convey my full gratitude. But, Thank You all the same. Alright, I think I held you up long enough. Please enjoy this latest chapter.

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Chapter 13 - The Promised Happiness of Being Insignificant to Everyone. I Promise, It's Okay To Not Matter.

-Hachiman POV-

A short girl, possibly under five feet, stands stern and erect. She looks up at me from a tight position; way too close. She gives me an unsettling look of gravitas with her hands lying on her hips. This pint-size girl has messy dark hair that's loosely tied in a ponytail and an overly large shirt that drapes down to her hips. She's wearing black leggings with some very heavy-duty-looking boots.

Hachiman: "Hey, can you like, back off a little? You're all in my space."

Girl: "So, you're Inei's famous cousin I take it."

Hachiman: "Excuse me?"

Girl: "Funny, you look nothing like him but you do have this similar aura about you."

An aura?! What the hell is she even talking about? Looking around for Yumiko, she did mention that she was gonna meet her cousin in front of the restaurant, but I might have found her weirdo cousin before she did. Wait, who's this Inei person she's referring to?

Hachiman: "Hey, I think you've gotten me confused for another person."

Girl: "Don't think so. I'm usually on point with these kinds of things. So on point, that sometimes I scare even myself with how good I am."

The dainty girl pulls out her cell phone and calls this Inei person. Yumiko walks back into the establishment while having her arms wrapped around some tall, slender-looking guy. Wait a sec. Is she not Yumiko's cousin? After eyeing the couple that's making their way across the room towards us, the girl puts her cell phone away as she starts to bicker with the slender gentleman.

Girl: "Hey Inei! What the hell! You cheating on me already?! That's it, I'm breaking up with you!"

Hold up, until just now, I always considered Yumiko's cousin to be a girl. Is this Inei guy really her cousin? Upset that Yumiko has Inei around her arms, it's to my conclusion that this agitated little girl is not as bright as she's making herself out to be. Don't think their being cousins had reached her brain just yet.

Yumiko: "Hikio! Meet my favorite cousin, Inei!"

He's slightly taller than me, about Shizuka's height give or take? Wearing a grey collared shirt and a ruby red vest that compliments his dark auburn eyes, this brown-haired individual reaches his hand out for a handshake. As to be polite, yet hesitant, I go for a handshake. Until he draws my entire arm close to his torso, bringing my entire body along with it. What the hell is his deal?! We aren't best friends or anything. Mental note, keep an eye on this one... in fact, keep an eye on shorty too.

Inei: "Yumiko's talked so much about you. Glad to finally meet her date."

Girl: "Ahem! Inei! Who's the hoebag?! Lady, can you like, get off of him already?!"

Yumiko with a shocked expression lowers her eyes at the girl that's shoving her off Inei.

Yumiko: "Someone loose a kid? Whose child is this?"

Girl: "Bitch! Just who the hell do you think you are?!"

Inei: "Ahmya, calm down. She's the cousin I mentioned before."

Ahmya: "Wait… you never told me… your cousin was a girl!"

Finally, she's putting two and two together. The dumbfounded brat looks up at me and bashfully tries to apologize. But honestly, it just comes off as kinda half-hearted.

Yumiko: "Oh wait, you're Ahmya?! My cousin's girlfriend?!"

Hachiman: "Umm… Yumiko, I think it's best if you introduce yourself first."

Yumiko: "You're so right. How rude of me."

Ahmya: "Right, you are. Now can you get off MY boyfriend!"

I'm starting to feel like a fourth wheel… is there even such a thing? A flat tire I guess is what you'd call it on a double date. Whatever, I've already convinced myself that I was gonna keep my mouth shut and turn my brain off. It's the only way for me to go out tonight with Yumiko and company but to also not feel overwhelmed. As the night continues to light up our party's conversation, I find myself perplexed at how lively Yumiko has become. Sure she's only engaging with her cousin, catching up and all, but it's not without her enigmatic energy. It's enticing, to say the least. After dinner, we walk around the insanely busy shopping district of Dotonbori. I hover behind everyone, watching the pair really engage with one another. If I didn't know any better, they could pass as a loving couple. Although Inei doesn't give off the same energy as Yumiko, he's still a ball of energy himself.

Ahmya: "Hey, you."

Hachiman: "Erg* It's Hikio."

Ahmya: "Hikio? Weird. Whatevs."

Hachiman: "Wait! I mean, Hikigaya."

Great, a slip of the tongue with my own name. Been around too many Miura members lately, I'm starting to forget my own name.

Ahmya: "Yeah, that's even weirder. I'm not even gonna try to say that. Anyways, what's up with your overly clingy girlfriend? I know they're related, but Gawd! PDA much? I'm getting hella pissed just watching them! You can't tell me you're not even a little bit jelly?"

Hachiman: "Huh? Why would I be?"

Ahmya: "No way. Now I get it. You two aren't even really dating! You're her gopher!"

Hachiman: "What made you figure that out?"

Maybe she really is good at sensing these kinda things! She has to be a shaman or like a fortuneteller of some kind! Right?! Then again, glancing over at Ahmya as she picks her nose with a "I don't give a crap" expression, might just be me giving her way too much credit.

Ahmya: "It's written all over your face my dude. You're in complete denial. I'm so sorry she friend-zoned you. Guessing you got stuck lugging her crap around. Man, you're one whipped gopher."

Okay, she just lost all credibility from me!

Ahmya: "Ahh such young love. Well, it's all good my apathetic-looking friend. You'll soon realize that there's more to life than having a high school crush. Believe me, I've had my fair share."

Hachiman: "You telling me that someone as short as you is actually a high school graduate? I figured you a freshman."

Ahmya: "GASP!* The mouth on you! I'll have you know… ERG!* I'm much older than you. Twenty-one in fact!"

Hachiman: "Hmm… you sure don't act it, and why are saying it like it's some sort of accomplishment? Whatever so is Inei…"

Ahmya: "He's a year younger than me. Asked me out a few months ago actually. It's about to be five months come August."

Hachiman: "You date often?"

Ahmya: "Before him, I hadn't dated in a while."

How vague can you be?! What the hell does "a while" even mean?! Months, years?! She's kinda infuriating. Dunno if she's testing my intellect, but regardless, I feel tested!

Ahmya: "To tell you the truth, Inei, isn't even really my type. We've got so much in common that sometimes, I feel that our relationship won't last for too long. But I'm prepared for whatever the case."

Hachiman: "If you had asked me, you two couldn't be further apart. He came dressed up, even wearing a fancy vest. You came in an overly large shirt and sweatpants… Not exactly attire for a night out. Plus, he seems super social."

Ahymya: "You should talk Mr. Single! I'm mega social! AND, they're called leggings! I'll have you know, it's the style nowadays! Girls aren't about going extra like how they used to… well okay, maybe your friend there is a bit extra… but she's extra all over… ALL OVER MY INEI!"

Hachiman: "Still, you wouldn't really strike me as someone I'd remember if we were crossing paths. You're kind of an average person."

Ahmya: "Average?"

Hachiman: "I mean… sorry. I didn't mean it like that. It's been a really long day. So sorry!"

She's smiling?

Ahmya: "No… it's fine. I like average. I'll take it as a compliment."

She's not bothered by my insensitive comment. No normal girl wants to hear that they're average, and from a boy no less. Man, even though she didn't find any offense to it, still makes me feel terrible for saying it. Ahmya shockingly links our arms together. What's her deal? HOLY COW! Her… bust… is a lot larger than they appear! That overly large shirt is a front for something majestic underneath! Stop acting weird Hachiman, besides, she's significantly older than you… which for some reason I feel is another win.

Ahmya: "Well if they're planning on being all clingy tonight, then I guess I'll have to settle for you. But I've made up my mind. I like you. You're really easy to talk to. And you're not overly expressive like how Inei can get. I think we have plenty in common."

Hachiman: "Right. I'm not gonna lie, you're a really weird girl for thinking that. Especially when we just met. And didn't you say having things in common doesn't work for you? So what gives?"

Ahmya: "…You're right. It's a good thing I'm a social butterfly and you're not. I've told you before, that I can sense people's auras. A high-functioning, active girl like myself, would suit well with a boy like you. Too bad you're still a high schooler. I'd dump Inei on the spot so we could ditch'em both."

Hachiman: "Why is it bugging you this much? They're related!"

Okay, she's scaring me. And what does she mean by high-functioning? She looks like she just woke up and got outta bed! Maybe it's an Osaka thing. After a while of strolling around Dotonbori's night streets, Yumiko looks behind her to make sure that I was still beneficent. But she was quick to react after noticing Ahmya latching onto my arm. Ahmya, with a dead expression on her face, shares Takoyaki balls with me on a toothpick; feeding me like I was some animal. To her, we looked like a couple that's been dating for years as we continue to be casual with each other. To be honest, though, I kinda dig Ahmya's vibe. She can be kinda zany with her words, but overall, she's laid back.

Yumiko: "What the hell Hikio!"

Hachiman: "Hmm? What did I do?"

Ahmya: "Looks like you're in trouble, sir."

Hachiman: "What are you talking about?! How?!"

Yumikio: "You latch on your arm to some stranger like no big deal?! I'm supposed to be your date! And why eating off her hands like some animal?!"

Ahmya: "Hi, my name is Ahmya, and that's my boyfriend you have there. Pleased to meet you."

Yumiko: "Ahm… who?"

Ahmya: "AH-EM-YA! Not Ahmhu!"

Inei: "Yumiko, I swear. I introduced you to her back at the restaurant. How could you not remember that?"

Yumiko: "I'm sorry, I just have a problem with names and faces! Don't judge me!"

Ahmya: "It's a pleasure to meet you... the boyfriend, please."

Hachiman: "Give her a minute… She tends to forget people that she feels are beneath her."

Yumiko: "Erg!* You mean that lost child from earlier?!"

Ahmya: "Okay you stuck up bitch! I don't even care anymore that you're Inei's close cousin! Imma land some hurtin on you!"

Holding the feisty girl back from any damaging repercussion to my date, Ahmya was ready to throw hands at Yumiko's unforgivable yet innocent remark about her short stature.

Inei: "Calm down. Hikio, let's switch partners."

Ahmya: "No! He's been a gentleman all night and not ignoring me for some tall, blonde, tanned, bimbo! I'm breaking up with you and dating Hikio now!"

Hachiman: "I'm still underage."

Ahmya: "Oh that's right. Damn it! Grow the hell up already!"

Yumiko: "Enough! What is this? Comedy hour?! Hikio, I leave you for a second, and you betray me like this? I can't believe you'd…"

Hachiman: "Did you just say seconds? It's been hours, I've been following behind the two of you ever since we left the restaurant. I get it, you two wanna catch up, so do you."

Yumiko: "You should have said something. Why didn't you?"

Because my brain is on autopilot at the moment and my care level is shot.

Hachiman: "Yeah well…"

Ahmya: "You can't have your cake and eat it too, honey! What do you think this is, a buffet of men?!"

Hachiman: "Hey. Keep your voice down. People can hear you."

Yumiko: "GASP!*"

Inei: "I've got it!"

He's starting to sound like a certain Hayama… I hope I'm wrong…

Inei: "I wanna get to know Hachiman Hikigaya."

He knows my name? Hmm… that's a first for the Miura family. After our little spat, me and Inei paced ourselves behind the two girls as they take the lead. From the looks of it, their relationship is like a cat and dog. Yumiko barking orders as Ahmya literally hissing back at her. From what I can gather about Inei, he's pretty self-sufficient and hard-working; relaxed and calm. Depending who he's with, he is able to adjust his mood to that person. But him trying to understand Ahmya, is kinda next level for a guy like Inei. So maybe that's why he's so attracted to her. Because she's not so easy to get.

Inei: "So what do you think about my city?"

Hachiman: "Huh? It's no Chiba, that's for sure."

Inei: "Hahaha! Well, you're not wrong. But you dodged the question."

Hachiman: "It's still too early to tell, but I don't do well in crowded areas. That said, I do enjoy how lively the atmosphere is. As I said before, it's no Chiba."

Inei: "Alright, I'll take that as an answer. Hey Hachiman, I could use a coffee. How about you? I know a place that sells some pretty tasting coffee."

Hachiman: "Sure, I can go for some."

Inei takes me by the hand as we run across the street to this small shop. His hands are soft... crap, am I blushing? Yumiko and Ahmya stop their silly banter for a moment as they shout from the other side of the street.

Inei: "Ladies, you walk on ahead, Hachiman and I will meet up with you after we get some coffee."

Yumiko: "What the hell Inei! You can't just snatch my boyfriend like that!"

She's quick to cover her mouth after shouting those words.

Inei: "For just a moment, I'm borrowing your handsome boyfriend. Don't worry, I'll bring him back."

Handsome?! Maybe he swings both ways? As for Yumiko, she just spewed another lie. And in front of Ahmya of all people. What the hell, Yumiko?! A slip of the tongue? Come on! I hope, really hope, Ahmya keeps it to herself since she knows that we aren't really a couple. Putting that matter to the side, Inei takes me to a small convenient shop that sells a bunch of different things. The exuberant boy tosses me a canned coffee but honestly if it's not by Georgia…

Inei: "I assume you're familiar with MAXIS? This shop only imports it from Chiba.

Hachiman: "No way! I thought it was only local to Chiba."

Inei: "For the most part, it is. And it's a fortune to import, but it makes great for business with the tourists that visit and want a variety of selections. Chiba is further north, so tourists who don't get a chance to visit, miss out. MAXIS is a bit sweet for me, but I do prefer Georgia's more bitter blend."

No one who's a fan of Georgia Coffee can be all bad! Sure I had my doubts before, but there's something about him I do find entertaining, to say the least. He's no Hayama, that's for sure. He picks up a darker-looking can that I can only assume is Georgia's more robust flavor as he goes to pay for both of our beverages.

Inei: "Usually I have a can before and after work. It's what keeps me through the day. But you gotta watch out for that sugar count Hachiman. You'll pay for it later when you get older."

Hachiman: "Shut up. You don't even know what you're talking about. MAXIS is the superior flavor. It's not overly sweet and still maintains the integrity for coffee lovers."

Inei: "I'll give you that much. I do from time to time find myself drinking a MAXIS. They definitely have a unique look to their design. Well, don't say I didn't warn you! Now come on, let's get back to our dates."

Hachiman: "Sure."

He's like talking to a long-lost friend… or a brother I wish I had. What's up with that? Is this how it feels to have an older sibling? Even though he came off as a bit too extra, it might just be because he knows Yumkio is like that. But unlike Yumiko's aunt and grandmother, Inei hadn't once pressed me about my relationship with his cousin. Does he trust her that much? After meeting up with the ladies, the couple walked the both of us back to our Airbnb before going their separate ways. We plan on meeting up with them tomorrow night at Inei's job. He says it'll be a blast. Then the following day, they booked us a tour at the Umeda Sky Building.

Entering our lodging, my roomy was quick to hop in the bath. It's the third time today she's cleaned her body. But after a heavy stroll around Osaka's famous district, a bath does sound nice right about now. Calling out to Yumiko, I ask her if I may have permission to use her laptop to look up some info about the skyscraper. Architecture is one of my favorite fascinations. And this particular one is without a doubt, one of the most fascinating that Japan's got to offer.

Yumiko: "there better not be any dirty videos in my search history!

Hachiman: "Seriously, do you even know me anymore? Sometimes I think you just wanna say these outlandish things that don't even make any sense."

Yumiko: "…idiot! Hmp!*"

Maybe she's just looking to strike a conversation. But I'm focused on this Umeda building at the moment. I scroll further down. Interesting… Wait a sec… no way… is this some… crazy tradition for... Before finishing my thoughts, Yumiko walks out of the bath. Crap! Shutting the browser, I fold the laptop closed. Why am I acting weird? She said I could use it, but after reading that...

Yumiko: "Hikio, I just finished. You're up. Water is still warm."

With a towel wrapped around her hair, Yumiko comes out in a very alluring silky pink sleeping attire that seems to barely hold her body's natural curves… Gulp*… I might as well be looking at smutty lingerie with how much skin she's showing. That said, the view is priceless. Nothing like her bikini, but sleeping attire is a whole other fantasy… Erg* category! I meant category! Taking a fresh change of clothes with me, I make my way to the bath. I stare at the water-filled bathtub that Yumiko was just in. Even though she's no longer in here, the room smells a lot like her. The steam from the water has her aroma. It might be best if I just drain this tub and refill it back up. That said, the owners did ask that we be mindful about being eco-friendly, which entails water consumption. Lost in my own perverted thoughts, I hop right in without another thought. It is what it is, and I'm just taking a normal bath. There's nothing wrong with this. It's not long after until a knock at the closed door pierces my eardrums.

Hachiman: "What is it?"

Yumiko: "You need me to scrub your back?"

Hachiman: "I'm fine… thanks."

Yumiko: "It's not like I haven't seen it before."

Hachiman: "Yumiko, can you not right now? I don't need to be reminded of you seeing whatever you thought you saw."

Especially when I'm soaking in bath water that she just came out in. Calm down Hachiman.

Yumiko: "Jeez, I just wanted to talk to you. It seems like we hardly got to talk all night."

Hachiman: "Really? I feel indifferent. I think we did a lot of talking; all day in fact."

Yumiko: "Still…"

What's got her acting like this? All I really want is some time to myself. And I can't even get that while I'm bathing.

Yumiko: "Sorry… for being so needy all the time. I know you wouldn't have come out tonight if I didn't guilt trip you in some way."

Hachiman: "What are you getting at? I wanted to come out because I decided on it. You didn't guilt trip me on anything."

Yumiko: "You originally wanted to stay in, remember."

Hachiman: "That was before I knew how selfish I was being to you. I can't thank you enough for all the experiences up until now."

Yumiko: "But it still feels like…"

Hachiman: "I appreciate you trying your best. But maybe not shouting to your cousin that we're an item? I'd like to avoid any more outlandish lies if possible. Ahmya knows the truth about us not dating by the way."

Yumiko: "You've gotta be kidding me!"

Hachiman: "Why what happened?"

Yumiko: "After you two went to go get your coffee, I kinda talked us up being a couple… she kinda was curious about our relationship after I accidentally blabbed it out that you were my boyfriend. But she didn't seem to act any different… But I guess that explains her smug look too."

Hachiman: "Do you have some weird competition with her or something? I mean, it's like you two are trying to one-up each other. And yet, I don't get the vibe that she'd talk. She kinda reminds me of a hermit. She takes in information but doesn't do anything with it. Plus, she says more than she actually does. Kinda like a lazy troll that starts arguments online just for the hell of it."

Yumiko: "Oh? You've already got her figured out? You've taken a liking to her real quick. You even address her by her first name. Is she more your type then?"

Hachiman: "…"

Yumiko: "You gonna answer me or not?"

Hachiman: "I've never met a girl like her before. But… yeah. I can see myself falling for her..."

Yumiko: "OMG! What the hell?! I hope you drown!"

Hachiman: "That's pretty dark there, princess. I'm only answering a question you asked."

Yumiko: "Sorry, I've just been… frustrated is all."

Hachiman: "Well, I'm a good listener."

So long as I don't need to talk much. I'm too tired of all this. And the steam in the bath might be getting to me.

Yumiko: "Tsk* You probably don't even understand what I'm telling you. Why'd I even fall for someone like you."

Hachiman: "Dunno. It's not like you didn't make me jealous with the way you were clinging onto Inei all night. So…"

Yumiko: "What?! He's my cousin, Hikio! Gross! But… you were jealous? Cute."

Hachiman: "…"

Yumiko: "Umm… anyway! You know, for such a short girl, Ahmya has some pretty big boobs."

Hachiman: "Erg* Where did this come from all of a sudden?!"

Yumiko: "You can't really tell with her overly large shirt, but come on, your arms were locked together. You're telling me, after all that time, you hadn't noticed those things pressing against you?"

As a matter of fact, I did. I just didn't concern myself with it!

Yumiko: "She's definitely way bigger than me."

Hachiman: "Okay, you can leave now!"

Yumiko: "Listen, I don't have Ebina here to have girl talk with. So you'll have to do, for now. Besides, you said you'd listen."

Hachiman: "Ugh* I'm never going to recover from this conversation. Like I even care about breast size. Can't believe Ahmya of all people, has gotten you all riled up."

Yumiko: "You're a straight male! You should care about all that stuff! It's only normal for a boy your age."

Hachiman: "Well I don't. All my perverted thoughts are centered around the overall aesthetic of a person."

Yumiko: "You're a weird one. That's for sure…"

She pauses for a while. Is she done talking? Did she leave? No, I can still make out her silhouette through the door. She wants me to listen to whatever's got her bugging, so did I do my due diligence? If she's still here, she probably has more to say.

Yumiko: "…Hey…"

Hachiman: "…hmm? What is it now?"

Yumiko: "Do you ever… have perverted thoughts about me?"

Hachiman: "…I do… spending this much time with you, it's only natural a boy my age would…"

She fell silent again after that. Not letting out a single sound. Maybe she finally left this time. But turning back around, her seated silhouette is still by the door.

Hachiman: "Yumiko, why are you so quiet? Did I say something that surprised you? What are you doing?"

Yumiko: "Umm… nothing. Sorry. I was… umm…"

Hachiman: "Oh! I get it now! You're imagining dirty things, aren't you. I mean, a perverted girl such as yourself, would only take what I said and…"

Yumiko: "Hikio! You can be a real jerk! Shut up!"

Hachiman: "Erg* Sorry… I guess I'm just so comfortable speaking to you like this, that…"

Yumiko: "No it's on me. I wanted to know… so… and I did say I was feeling frustrated. So…"

Exiting the tub while listening to Yumiko ramble nonsensical jargon, I manage to dry myself off, slipped on my sleeping attire, and opened the door to find the girl sitting on the floor blushing profusely. So hopeless, what's up with her lately? Sigh*. I knelt down and wrapped my arms around her to pick the blushing girl up. She hesitates for a little bit, but still casually wraps her arms around my neck. What a faker. Her flushed expression tells it all. Why am I doing this though? Yumiko is capable of getting up herself. It's not like she's drunk or jumping into my arms sporadically. Do I wish for her embrace again? She's been so reserved lately. And I really did feel jealousy when I saw how close she was with Inei.

Yumiko: "Wha-wha-what are you doing?!"

Hachiman: "I kinda wanna take a boat tour with you tomorrow. I remember seeing it while we were walking along the edge of Dotonbori."

Yumiko: "So? How does that translate to you carrying me like this? You're not gonna… have your way with me, are you?!"

Hachiman: "You still frustrated?"

Yumiko: "…do you even understand what I mean by that?"

Hachiman: "Sure… I know how to cure it."

Yumiko: "…then yes… I still am. But I've… never done anything like this before… so…"

Hachiman: "…I'm taking you to bed… so we can get some shut-eye. Resting up will help with your frustration."

Yumiko: "HIKIO! OMG! TALK ABOUT KILLING THE MOOD!"

Hachiman: "Wait, did I miss something?"

Honestly, I don't think I can stay up any longer talking with anyone. My battery is depleted and after leaving that relaxing yet steamy bath, my head is a bit fuzzy. Even holding her up now is requiring a lot more effort than usual. Laying the tomato-faced princess on her mattress I take one look at her again. She's hot… I mean that in the literal sense, I hope she's not sick. But looking at her, maybe it's because she just got out of the bath too. Even so, I still drape the blankets over her.

Hachiman: "Get some sleep."

Hiding half her face underneath the sheets, she seems rather disappointed, but she agrees nonetheless. I swear it's like putting a child into bed. Just like clockwork, she passes out in a matter of minutes from tucking her in. Yumiko ended up being a lot more tired than me. Finally, some peace and quiet. Hopefully tomorrow she's less frustrated. I'd rather not deal with an angry Fire Queen. Thinking about today, it's been overly hectic. Don't think I would have been able to survive another minute being social. My anxiety would have kicked in. It's a good thing that Inei and Ahmya are so easy to get along with, it would have been harder if it were someone like Hayama or Zaimokuza who are packed with energy. Not long after getting lost in my thoughts, my eyes begin to feel heavy.

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-Yumiko POV-

The following day comes by as I wake up to a late morning glow. My first instinct was to look over at Hikio, but he wasn't in his bed. The sheets have been made too. What time is it? Plugging my phone off its charger, the time reads 10:30. It's late. Was I really that tired? That's right, last night when we got back… Hikio said he sometimes had, those kinds of thoughts about me. He then took me in his arms and lay me on my bed… then we both passed out. Erg!* He can be so upsetting sometimes! I really thought he was going to... take care of my needs. But showing up at the bridge like that was something out of a romance movie. Am I just making these things up in my head? Maybe I'm overplaying the situation.

Making my way to the bathroom, knocking before entering, I pull out my toothbrush and begin to freshen up for the day. My curls are a mess. It's gonna take me a while to look presentable. Hmm… my tan is nearly gone… That was rather quick. But I did try to avoid the sun as best I can since Awaji Island. Maybe by tomorrow, I'll return back to old Yumiko. It was great catching up with my cousin and his obnoxious girlfriend. Kinda a weird combination, and no matter how much I look at the both of them, I can not for the life of me see them as a couple. Ugh* My hair is a complete mess. But it's not like we really have any plans for today. That skyscraper tour thing is tomorrow. That's right, Ahmya wears her hair pretty messy too. For now, I guess I'll just tie up this bedhead of mine. It's not like we really have anything planned for today. Off to the kitchen, I hear the television running. Hikio is by the kitchen with a couple of bags of what seems to be groceries of sorts.

Yumikio: "Hikio? What's all this?"

Hachiman: "Breakfast. Figured we eat hear before heading out."

Yumiko: "Huh? Wouldn't you want to relax today? You seemed rather drained even before we met up with my cousin yesterday. So I figured we can just take it easy…"

Hachiman: "Yeah, but I really wanna go on that boat cruise tour thing."

Yumiko: "Oh yeah, you did mention something like that last night. Must have slipped my mind."

Wonder why... jerk. I'll never forgive him for leading me on like that.

Hachiman: "Yeah, I booked it last night on your laptop."

Looking at one of his bags, I see a case of MAXIS Coffee. OMG, don't tell me he went out just to buy more canned coffee?! It literally is his kryptonite. If he really feels like going out, then I have no problem with it. Man, and to think the opportunity to snuggle up to him while watching some cheesy movie would be my gameplay for today. Oh well, he really wants to go on that boat cruise.

Yumiko: "Well, let's eat, I guess."

Hachiman: "I kinda bought some random breakfast stuff: like these jelly-filled croissants, umm eggs, and some microwavable potatoes."

Yumiko: "So like, are you gonna cook the eggs? I don't know how to cook, so don't expect me to."

Hachiman: "Erg*… Umm… How hard could it be… Komachi does it all the time."

The overconfident boy takes out a frying pan and starts cracking some eggs. He's doing a lot better than I expected. Could be all that time baking at Yui's house. Soon after cracking a couple of eggs, he pops them on the pan without turning on the heat. Took him a minute to realize it wasn't even cooking. Soon as he figured out how to turn on the stove, the eggs started to stick to the pan. He forgot to add the oil to the pan. An honest mistake though. I would forget too. Man, this is gonna end badly. Honestly eating the croissant and having some coffee is fine by me. But watching him struggle over the counter, is totes worth it. I open the box with the sweet bread and take a bite.

Yumiko: "Is it cool if I steal a coffee?"

Hachiman: "Huh?! Yeah, go ahead. AHH! Damn it, how do you adjust the temperature on this thing?!"

Guess I could always lend him a hand, but this is my entertainment for the morning. See, this is the very reason why I'm not suited for kitchen duty or wifey things like vacuuming and laundry. That said, I can see this boy be a decent househusband while I bring home the bacon. LOLZ! Talk about absolute role reversal. What am I even thinking? Marriage at our age? We still have our whole lives ahead of us. After he wasted a whole carton of eggs, Hikio puts the potatoes in the fridge and joins me on the counter.

Yumiko: "Give up, Chef Hikigaya?"

Hachiman: "Sorry, I wanted to at least do something nice for you."

Yumiko: "Believe me, coffee and sweetbread are plenty nice…"

Nudging him with my body, I giggle at his failed attempt to cook me breakfast. That said he didn't fail in being sweet. It's the thought that counts with me. And it's easy to tell that every thought went into going out looking for breakfast. Is it just me or is he trying his best to impress me?

Yumiko: "…Plus, a boat cruise?! That totally tops my superhero theme park. I'm excited. But you should have told me, I wouldn't mind pay…"

Hachiman: "...It's fine. I didn't come on this trip without some cash to splurge on. Besides, I wanted to…"

Yumiko: "Hey, why'd you clam up?"

Hachiman: "…your hair… it's cute like that…"

Did he just compliment my messy bedhead?! I bet it's because it reminded him of Ahmya's!

Yumiko: "Huh? Really? It's all messy. You and Ebina have only ever seen my messy bedhead. Don't get used to it."

Hachiman: "I guess I never knew how much goes into making yourself look the way you do every day. The natural waves suit you."

Yumiko: "Ahmya has messy hair too…"

Hachiman: "I wasn't thinking about her. Promise!"

Tsk!* That caught me off guard. What do I say to that? He's got me turning red all over again!

Yumiko: "Hikio, if I didn't know any better, I would think you're trying to flirt with me."

Hachiman: "It's not like that. You've just done so much."

Yumiko: "And I've said, you don't have to owe me any favors. But, I am flattered."

He's blushing. So wanna lean on his shoulder badly. Hikio's being undeniably charming right now. I can't stand it; my heart. Bet my eyes are making lovey-dovey looks again, but I gotta remember to restrain myself, Yumiko. After eating breakfast, we both got ready for our outing. We headed towards the location of the cruise, back in Dotonbori. Upon arriving, we still had a couple of hours to kill. With the extra time, we enjoyed the daytime atmosphere of the shopping district. Still so crowded. It's amazing how a city transforms from day to night. Even though we've walked down these streets already, it seems like a completely different environment. Since my boy had no nice outfits, aside from what he bought last night, we decided to go shopping from some major drip. He totes needs it, plus mama needs a new purse.

Time flies by as we finish our shopping spree; it's when Hikio and I stopped for some local street food. Sitting along the edge of the canal that runs through this district, we enjoyed our light lunch together. Two different dishes. He's eating a mozzarella hotdog on a stick and I decided to be adventurous with an okonomiyaki. It's basically a pancake filled with ginger, cabbage, and my choice of meat; in this case, pork. I was worried at first if they were gonna add tomatoes, but I was still game if they did. I look over at Hikio as he stares off across the river, dangling his feet back and forth from where he sits; like a child on without a care in the world. It's slowly reminding me when we were kids. He nibbles on his mozzarella hotdog that gushes a hearty aroma. He went for something a bit more basic in flavors, and yet it smells so good. He catches me staring at him eat. Crap.

Hachiman: "…hmm?"

Yumiko: "How's your hotdog?"

Hachiman: "It's good. How about your fried pancake?"

Yumiko: "It's surprisingly aromatic with the ginger and cabbage. Never thought a pancake could taste like an actual meal."

Hachiman: "I don't know if I'd like it…"

I scoot in closer to him and feed a piece of my pancake to the curious boy.

Yumiko: "Here. Try."

Without hesitation, he takes a bite. I don't think I can get tired of him eating off my hands. I wonder how he likes it?

Hachiman: "You're right. It's really good. The pork fat makes up for the strong ginger flavor. Here, open up, your turn."

He sticks out his already bitten mozzarella dog in front of my lips. It's still piping hot. It's kinda a messy dish. But it'd be rude of me not to take a bite. I look at him as he averts his eyes away from mine while his cheeks turn slightly pink. Does he think this is an indirect kiss? OMG, I guess now that I think about it, all the times when we feed each other or share drinks, have been an indirect kiss. Thinking about this makes me blush too. I never really minded it until now. This shouldn't bug me as much as it should. So without hesitation, I take a large bite of his piping hot hotdog on a stick…

Yumiko: "Eek!*"

It's hot! And there's so much cheese oozing out! I see why he was only nibbling on it. Hikio turns back to me with shock. The gooey cheese not breaking off as planned caught me off guard as I try to keep pulling at it. I look ridiculous! Why did he choose such a cheesy dish?! This can't be good for your figure.

Hachiman: "You okay? Here, lemme help you out."

His face gets closer to mine as he bites down on the strand of hot cheese in order to break a piece off.

Yumiko: "Thanks… for that…"

Hachiman: "Hmm? Why are you…? Lol Nevermind. Watch out, you'll get your blouse all oily."

Yumiko: "Erg* Crap!"

Hachiman: "Thanks for the new clothes by the way. You didn't have to do all that."

Yumiko: "You're welcome."

Hachiman: "That lady last night ripped me off. You on the other hand were able to find me twice as many outfits and still barely spent as much as I did on the one outfit I bought."

Yumiko: "When it comes to bargain shopping, I'm a genius!"

Hachiman: "Even with all the money, you're a very frugal spender. Aside from clothes, the Airbnb too. Oh and then there was that time you suggested Starbecks over that one high-end cafe. I know I'm forgetting something else..."

Yumiko: "Are you calling me cheap?! Don't piss me off Hikio."

Hachiman: "No, I commend you for your money management. I personally don't spend money on anything unless I really need it."

Yumiko: "Like coffee? LOL!"

Hachiman: "Haha, laugh it up."

We both share a moment, laughing while we continue to enjoy the bustling city view. Well, the flannel shirt I made him wear does complement what he originally was wearing. It at least adds a sense of style to his boring outfit. And who could pass up on these comfy beanies? It was a BOGO sale! One for him and one for me. I don't think he realizes it, but his outfit now compliments mine, matching with flannel shirts and beanies. Folding his sleeves really exposes how big his forearms really are. Gulp* Crap, I'm starting to get all worked up again. From earlier this morning up until now, he's been treating me like a princess.

Yumiko: "Hey we should really get going, our boat tour is about to start."

Hachiman: "You're right."

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Making it back to our tour, the boarding staff scans our online tickets as we finally ascend the giant floating vessel. Hikio picks seats by the boat's edge. He continues to look astonished while taking in the environment. His face lights up... once more, as how I used to remember him way back when. His excitement can barely contain his love for data gathering. Although he's not minding me any attention, I'm still struck by his adorableness. Makes me wonder how... I have never noticed him before. Was I so blinded by Hayama that I missed other opportunities I could have been a part of? His genuine smile and curiosity displayed have me looking back again on how things were before I became who I am now when we were once children. It's how he used to be, without a care in the world. When he smiles, its got a contagious effect on those around him. Myself included... to a point it's harboring thoughts that I might regret thinking about. Regardless, I'm glad I can see this side of him once again. But it leaves in question, this isn't how I was back then, so is it really fair for me to be here with him? I've known him the least compared to Yui and Yukinoshita. They know the boy who he's become. We chose different paths in our lives. I chose to reject him and became somewhat of a monster to his very existence. So is it really fair of me to share this moment with him... or am I being selfish again?

Lately, I've been backing off from my more lustful desires of Hikio, suppressing my need to feel some sort of confirmation of affection. That's without saying my reconsideration with a lot of my past actions. Even though he's known the other girls longer than I have, he hardly ever uses their given names. So what makes me different from them? Was it because I was being selfishly aggressive? Trying to methodically place myself by his side at all times so he has no other person to consider? It really does hurt me when I'm not around him, so I refuse to acknowledge it being a vile gesture. This all begs to question, how are we supposed to act when summer comes to an end and school returns? What will he do? What will I do? This infatuation I have for any boy I fall head over heels for is toxic; my personal sin that I hate so much. But I need to feel needed. In comparison, his person is very much similar to my own person, and our temperaments are what make us polar opposites. It's why he'll never be able to change so drastically that he will ever satisfy my own needs. Last night was proof of that. I'm always left wanting more from him. Expecting more from him, but he catches himself before he overindulges himself. That'd be the day Hachiman Hikigaya will have completely changed as a person. And I know it's not my place to ask him to do that for me. My selfish needs will never be satisfied: no matter how cute he can get, how sweet he's being, and how much a gentleman he acts, it's never going to be enough.

And because of that, he's the worst match for me. But still, he occupies my mind. If this vacation doesn't work out and he doesn't fall in love with me, can I still remain his friend? He'll most definitely let me, but will I really want that? Knowing that I can't be more to him than a friend? I'm done forcing anything on him anymore. I need to change that about myself. So how far am I willing to go to change for him? Until I no longer know who I am? Just for a boy, I fell head over heels for? It's not just him that needs growing, I do too; I get that. I see him trying his best. But my main mission was to bring his smile back. To have him become the Hikio I remembered him to be so long ago. So you could say I had completed my mission. I hope he remembers this moment and that he never forgets that feeling. This is too damn hard for me. Looking to the boy I'm madly in love with as our boat cruise sails through Dotonbori, he has really grown a lot as a person. I'm glad I got to see it before anyone else. He seems to be striving well in society. I don't think he really has anything to worry about after high school goes. I remember him telling me that it was one of his main concerns. I really should be paying attention on this tour, but my focus on Hikio has gotten my head rationalizing everything. I may have picked up his bad habit of overthinking. He bought this trip for the both of us to enjoy, but here I am wasting it because I can't stop looking at your spark. It's making me go insane. Making me jealous even.

Tour Guide: "And that concludes the tour. I hope you folks enjoyed this amazing experience that Dotonbori has to offer. We look forward in seeing you again in the future!"

Without even noticing, the tour ended. I remain seated, stuck in my own thoughts before Hikio lends me his hand. I get up without grabbing his hand. I'm not upset with him, it's just… I have a lot to think about; a lot to consider. What other experiences am I missing because of my infatuation? Maybe it isn't the right time for us to date... Because of this kind of thinking, I've lost the reason why I wanted a boyfriend so badly in the first place. Was it to fill a void that Hayato wasn't able to grant me? We step off the boat and I tripped, yet he was quick to catch me before I hit the water. I look at him while time seems to stand still; another precious moment. He stares back at me without saying anything, just in awe. Why you?! Why does it have to be you?! We're not compatible, we're just too different from each other. So different in fact that we shouldn't work! Yet here we are... Here you are, giving me the attention I so badly crave. I can't take this! My mind goes blank and I take off running. I don't know where to, but I had to get away from Hikio. Why though?! I promised him to be his support on this trip. It was I that wanted him here with me. I placed him here! ME! So why am I beating myself up about it? This is what I asked for; what I wanted. I wanna run back to the Airbnb and lock myself up in my room, but I know he'd find me there. So my best bet is to go somewhere where even I won't know where to look!

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-Hachiman POV-

What is it now that I did wrong?! Either I overstepped in some way or Yumiko just enjoys running away from me. Regardless, I don't think she wants me looking for her this time. She left her bags behind. We've got some time before we head out tonight with Inei and Ahmya, and there's really nothing I wanna do here by myself. Guess I'll just head back home. I really hope she feels better after returning. I'm worried for her, really am. Maybe it was the tour, she did look bored. And not once was she paying attention to the tour guide. As I make my way back to our loft, I run into a familiar face.

Hachiman: "Ahmya?"

Ahmya: "Oh hey Hikio."

For some oddly fateful coincidence, the two of us begin to hang out for most of the afternoon. She also had asked me to accompany her. Is she really wearing the same outfit as last night. Gross. I mean, I get wearing the same thing twice in a row, but with how sweaty we all got, I figured she'd freshen up like any normal human being.

Ahmya: "Before you say anything, this is a completely new shirt and yoga pants…"

That's a relief, but how'd she know what I was thinking? She's holding a yoga mat? Guess that explains the yoga pants.

Hachiman: "It's not like I care."

Ahmya: "Funny, it said it all in your face just how gross I looked."

Hachiman: "You just get off a yoga class?"

Ahmya: "You could say that. I teach not too far from my university. Decided to come by Dotonbori for a snack, and yet I ended up with a main course."

Hachiman: "Erg!* Keep your filthy, pervy hands off of me."

Ahmya: "I'm only teasing my guy. Help me grab some food… well, I guess your hands are a bit occupied."

Hachiman: "It's fine. I can help."

Ahmya: "Cool! Follow me over this way!"

Accompanying the petite girl with her food cravings, she ended up purchasing a number of things: pork buns, kushikatsu, cheesecake, pudding… this girl has me running around everywhere! I thought it was only gonna be one thing?! Now my hands are really occupied! Taking the train out of Dotonbori, we made it to her apartment complex that's not too far off. So this is where she lives. The building's exterior is really nice. Fancy even. I don't expect much from her abode though, since she seems to be a lazy body that eats junk food and wears yoga pants in public.

Ahmya whips out her key card from her cleavage as she scans the card at the entrance. That's so unsanitary! Does she not have any class?! She looks over my way sinisterly grinning while she purposefuly jiggling her large breasts in my face. My head is starting to hurt just being around her stupidity. Can we just go up? My arms are getting heavier by the second. Finally making our way up to the eighth floor, I was finally able to give my arms a break as she lets me into her unit. Setting all the stuff down, I'm shocked by what appears before me, a really clean apartment. It even has a certain feng shui to it. Plants like bamboo and potted flowers are scattered decoratively. A huge glass displays the city of Osaka outside. This is amazing! What the hell is a yoga instructor living in such a lavish place? Maybe she owes money to someone. She takes off her shoes as I follow her lead. Ahmya then proceeds to move a small coffee table off to one side and lays her yoga mat down flat.

Hachiman: "I thought you were done with your yoga for today?"

Ahmya: "Ignorant boy! One can never be done with yoga! I'm done with teaching my class. Come here for a minute."

Hachiman: "Like hell, I will."

The girl ignores me as she removes her overly large shirt. WHATTHEACTUALEFF! She's donning a sports bra. Oh my god! She's got a very slender waist and a tone abdomen! What the hell did I get myself into now?! Who is this woman?!

Ahmya: "I've noticed you're off balance Hikio. So we're gonna do some stretches together."

Hachiman: "Umm, I'm fine."

Ahmya: "Hikio, go sit on the mat, this'll only take a few minutes. It's the least I can do to thank you for always being such the gentleman."

Me being a gentleman to her? What events is she actually recalling? I've been nothing but smirky with her. Did she mean when I helped carry her food? That doesn't really qualify as always! My shy demeanor takes center stage as I have no idea what to do in situations such as this.

Hachiman: "Seriously, you don't have to bother with anything."

Ahmya: "Well, if you wanna leave, you're gonna have to do stretches with me first."

Now she's blackmailing me?! There's no other choice but to comply with the assertive girl. She's really... cute. Keep calm Hachiman. She instructed me to take my flannel off. Next, my top. That's the last thing I'm taking off! This is humiliating. Compared to my body, she's toned to perfection. Her slender waist makes her bust that much alluring... DAMN IT HACHIMAN! She can't do anything too sensual right? She's got a boyfriend, plus she's a college student. Still, that bulging chest… I can't keep my eyes off of them… Yumiko was on the dot when she said she had a huge rack. Sitting patiently on the yoga mat as I look out into the city, I regretted I had run into her earlier.

Ahmya: "Alright Hikio, I'm about to begin. Just stay calm."

Before knowing it, she gently glides her arms across mine as she slowly starts to press her weight on my back. I lean in forward, complying with the yoga instructor. I hear a slight crack on my lower back. She then instructs me to raise my arms up in the air as she grabs me from behind; from underneath my armpits and starts to apply more of her body pressure on me. This isn't good, it's a bit painful but also comforting. Am I a masochist? Her breath catches me off guard as her face is right next to mine.

Ahmya: "You're so big Hikio."

Hachiman: "I'M SORRY?!"

Ahmya: "I meant your back. It's no wonder she's physically attracted to you."

Hachiman: "What are you talking about?"

Ahmya: "I saw Yumiko running the other way before meeting up with you. Wonder what happened between the two love birds?"

As she continues to stretch my body, her conversation shifts to Yumiko. Changing positions again as I lay on the floor while she pulls on my calves. More popping from my body.

Ahmya: "She filled me in about your loving relationship last night. I swear, I didn't even say much but that girl wouldn't shut up about you. But I'm glad she did. Now I got more info on you."

Hachiman: "Whatever she said, wasn't true. You know were not dating."

Ahmya: "Oh I know. You can say that again! It's really too bad I have Inei. From the sounds of it, you and I would make for the perfect match."

Hachiman: "Can you not say such outlandish things? It's making me feel uncomfortable."

Ahmya: "HAHAHA! This is so what she was talking about! You're such the tsundere aren't you? Hard on the outside but bashful and sweet on the inside."

Hachiman: "Shut up... I'm not."

Ahmya: "Lay on your back Hikio."

Complying with Ahmya, she sits on my lower back as she grabs my ankles and hoists them as high as she can. She's breathing hard, is my weight and height difference turning out to be difficult for her? As she finishes up my ankles, she lays on top of my back. What is doing now? This whole time, I got the privilege of feeling her entire body. They're super soft. Breathe man, just breathe.

Hachiman: "Hey so, what are you doing just laying on me?"

Ahmya: "If you want, I can teach you a few moves to help you out with your relationship grow with our blonde friend."

Hachiman: "Wha-wha-what kind of moves are you referring to?!"

Ahmay: "I'm sure you got an idea what I mean."

The smug girl winks at me before laughing out loud. She's teasing me! Exposing me to my weak-willed nature. This little brat.

Hachiman: "Alright, you can get off of me now."

Ahmya: "Here I thought you were the whipped one, but in fact, she's the one madly in love with you. You got game Hikio. Just how many girls do you have back at your high school that you've charmed, I wonder."

Hachiman: "I don't know. Honestly I don't think about those kinda things."

Ahmya: "It's exactly that personality why they're comfortable being around you. Whatever the case you and Yumiko aren't dating, but come all the way out here together? You're far from home kid. It begs to question what that lovestruck gal has in motion for you. She soooo wants you bad, that part is obvious. If you can't even see that, I feel sorry for her. Which also questions, why'd she run from the person she loves? As much as I dispise that blonde bimbo, she's an easy eight maybe an eight and a half. So nice picking."

Hachiman: "Can you not rank women like they're some piece of meat? I didn't do anything to make her act the way she did. One moment we're enjoying a cruise, next, she's running off somewhere. Sometimes I just don't understand her. Maybe she's figuring that part out too. I don't know. Maybe I overstepped my boundaries."

Ahmya: "Girls. Am I right? But I don't think you'll ever have to worry about overstepping your boundaries with that chick. By the way, I'm a ten. I get boys always asking me out."

Hachiman: "I really don't care. Quit ranking yourself like some piece of meat. Have some class."

Ahmya: "You don't care?! Here I am giving you free stretches while I squeeze these puppies against you and you have the audacity to tell me that you don't care?!"

Hachiman: "You insisted! I didn't want this!"

Ahmya: "See, this is why I like you. You don't expect much from people. And you really don't care weather a hot girl is doing yoga with you."

Hachiman: "…"

Ahmya finally finishes my stretches as she hops off my back. I stand up from the mat and feel like brand new… Woah! Didn't think I had so many imbalances in my body. I turn around to face the petite yoga instructor. Well, I could say, her students are lucky to have her.

Ahmya: "How do you feel? Oh, don't tell my students about this, I don't offer my personal services to anyone."

Hachiman: "Good as new. Thanks for that. And I don't think you really have to worry about that."

Ahmya: "Eh, it's the least I could do… Hikio. Man, if only we could have met under different circumstances. If I was born a few years later even."

Hachiman: "..."

What the hell, don't say that kinda stuff out loud. Makes you sound like a creep with our age gap. But I mean, I really could fall for someone as quirky as her.

Ahmya: "So..."

Hachiman: "...so, what?"

Ahmya: "So what are you gonna do now? It's not like I care about Inei's cousin, but… I guess I kinda have to, right?"

Hachiman: "I honestly don't have a clue. Where would I even start looking?"

Ahmya: "Maybe you don't have to go looking for her, I know what will solve both your worries!"

Hachiman: "Really?"

Ahmya: "See that cheesecake that you helped carry up here? That's some special cheesecake. Give some to her and she'll feel much better. Hopefully before tonight. Speaking of tonight, dress up in nicer clothing than that. She'll appreciate it."

Hachiman: "So says the girl who cares little about her own style. Besides, she already took care of that part for me."

I hold up the bags that I was originally carrying in front of Ahmya.

Ahmya: "Damn, she's more than whipped. She's buying you things without even asking you?! What a total catch! She's the entire package, my guy! At least date her then dump her if you decide she's not for you. It's stupid to waste all this time together and you're not even a thing. Ya know? And if you ever do dump her... let me know. So I can dump my boyfriend."

Hachiman: "I honestly don't think you're gonna do that. But i get what you're saying. It's just hard for me to express the way I feel towards another person."

Ahmya: "TOTAL TSUNDERE MOVE!"

Hachiman: "Shut up with that!"

Ahmya: "Anyways, I gotta take a bath and get ready for tonight, so if you don't mind… that is unless you wanna take a bath with me, Hikio."

Hachiman: "NOPE! I'm gone!"

Ahmya: "Ugh!* Rude! Lol!"

Ahmya smiles gleefully as she shows me out. She really is a cool person. Not only getting rid of those knots, but I'm also bursting with confidence. Heading towards the train station towards Dotonbori, I make my way back to mine and Yumiko's temporary abode. The aroma from this cheesecake smells so divine, makes me wonder if Ahmya really wanted to give this to me. It felt like she had some hesitations after I took it off her hands. Something tells me she only told me to take it in order to help me out with Yumiko. Don't think she ever intended to give it to me. I guess I owe her a cheesecake.

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Man, Yumiko went all out with these nice clothes. I really do owe her, even though she doesn't think I do. Guess for now I'll go freshen up then wait for her to return. After a nice steamy shower, I crank the AC up and turn on the TV. We didn't really have an actual lunch today so I take out the breakfast potatoes I bought earlier and pop them in the microwave while simultaneously popping a MAXIS can open. I haven't been alone since this whole trip started. This is somewhat reminiscent when I'm home. I'm back in my natural element. The microwave beeps, signaling my heated potatoes are done. Guess for now, I'll leave the cheesecake alone in the fridge. I think she'll like it better if we can share it together. Normally I wouldn't care to wait, but if I'm being honest with myself, I wanna eat some with her. A fork in hand, I sit crouched on a sofa watching television. But concentrating on the television doesn't help. I can't focus on anything other than what happened earlier with me and Yumiko.

That day of our midterms, she and I hit up a local Starbecks. We got to talking and came to an understanding. Even though it felt like forever ago, it wasn't. If I remember, the ultimate factor why I decided to go on this sporadic trip, was due to her reminding me of how my first year of high school went. My failed attempts in making any friends followed me from middle school. Rumors started to circulate. A moment where I was at my all time low. How did I got from a happy elementary school kid to the laugh of the school in a matter of years? The world isn't fair, it cheated me out of a decent childhood. I blamed everything on everyone, plus the entire world. That is until I found Allen and Shizuka. I survived that first year because of them. They engrained into me not to take life for granted. I think Shizuka, Mrs. Hiratsuka, said it best, "Whatever helps make you laugh at life sometimes. Don't take things too seriously. You're still just a kid." Not exactly the most inspirational speech, but still, it effected me hearing those words spoken. And because of it, I became a bit of a smartass with a wise tongue. Being overly confident in whatever joke life smacked in front of my face. Sure the cocky talk and the 'I'm better than you' persona is all just for show, but even though it masks my true feelings, they've also helped me cope. To laugh at how life is, and that I'm just a kid who doesn't know any better. If anyone tells you that they're wearing a mask to hid their true colors, know that the mask they choose to wear isn't all a lie. That the mask is there to help them cope with everyday bullshit. It's their forefront in order to protect themselves. So wearing a mask doesn't mean you're a liar, it just means you're not being the best version of yourself.

It's been a couple of hours and still, Yumiko still isn't back. We still got time to meet up with Inei and Ahmya. I don't know exactly we're going but Ahmya is supposed to pick us up and guide us to Inei's workplace. Wonder where he works? My life before middle school has very few to no memories. I was too young to hold any meaningful memories with anyone. Or it could be because I treated everyone the same that no one memory sticks out. And yet, out of the little moments to recall, I do remember forcing a smile on my face most of the time. If I was really happy, I couldn't tell you. I want to believe that I was. If Yumiko claims that she and I ever had the same class, I would have never known. I've helped and played with so many kids, yet it was still hard to make a single friend. Can't say I had a childhood friend since I treated everyone the same. I guess meeting Zaimokuza in middle school would be the closest thing to having that childhood friend. When school ended, I'd walk home alone, getting caught up with all the other kids with their parents, or their friends that accompanied them. So when I finally did come home, the neglect had already started. And that frown would take the place of my smiling mask I left at school. Mom cared to a point, but dad was well… always wanted a girl. So when Komachi was born… no, even before Komachi was born, he didn't mind me any attention. Maybe it's why I lean towards my mother most. But as I got older, she would take more shifts at work; expecting more from me as I took care of my baby sister. And again, the support I needed just wasn't there. Had I done something wrong? I couldn't blame Komachi, she was still just a baby. But it isn't the complete truth either. At that age, to some degree, I despised her. I loathed her. Jealous that she became the favorite child. Taking the only parent that gave a crap, away from me, only because my old man didn't want to deal with a son. So obviously mother had to give her more attention. Expecting me to be the better sibling, the big brother to my baby sister. I don't think I ever told Komachi but there was a time when I… I can't. Of all the memories to sneak their way back into me, why that one?! But I never forgot, just locked it up. And yet, she has the right to know, because, in fact, she was still too you to remember that I hurt her and scared my reputation.

Now that I'm older, I have a better understanding of why my life was such a wreck; why I'm the way that I am. I don't think I could ever forgive myself for what I did, even if she does. I wouldn't blame her otherwise. But what I really want to find is happiness. That precious and unique shape that glistens over all the fake smiles I've had to encounter. I wanna be able to smile like it means something. Today, I think I was doing just that on the boat tour. It sounds dumb, but I really wanted to do something and I went out and did it. All for me. It was my stupid little moment of happiness. I have no doubt in my mind that Yumiko saw it too. This could be the reason why she fled afterward. I would think she'd react the complete opposite. But this whole vacation had been subversive. From that moment I thought I was gonna enjoy a whole week at an Edo Style Palace with Yumiko and her grandmother, to sharing a whole house with her in Osaka; standing up for myself against those meatheads at the beach, never thought I'd do that. Even loving my first tomato dish made by Auntie. Everything up to today's boat tour was all so new to my experiences. Sure there were some downs as well, but I'd like to think that the better memories will outshine the terrible ones... for once I hope it does. That they become stories to tell my kids when I grow older… if I even want kids. But it'd be something to share, to make me recall a happy time I genuinely loved. Guess I'll have to settle for Komachi until then. I'm sure she'll love to hear these stories… although I might have to censor some stuff regarding Yumiko since she can get a little bit PG-18, I love her all the same. It wouldn't change anything about my opinion of her. That said, her less aggressive approach has lessened even more. And although I still feel her intent to win me over, it's like we've taken a major step back. When we had that storage room incident during the Summer Festival, was the first time I felt a real connection to who she was as a person and who she wanted to become. She has always been very touchy-feely from the beginning. Never thought she'd completely drop all of it. So it's just weird… that I'm feeling abandoned by this. She stopped calling me 'babe' too. When I was finally getting used to the silly but cute nickname. But in her defense, I did ask her to stop... still...

It's now 19:45 and Yumiko's voice can be heard outside as I try not to listen in. I just continue my gaming on my handheld console. The lock switches to open as the blonde girl walks in talking on her cell phone. I wonder who she's talking to?

Yumiko: "Anyways, I just got back. Yeah, whatever Hayato. It's not like…"

Hayama? Why is she talking to him? She closes the door and walks past me, not minding me any attention. What's going on? This feeling… it's getting me uncomfortable all over again. I shouldn't succumb to this, no, they're friends after all. I continue playing my game, trying to not mind her too. But it's not working. I wanna know what's going on but she locked the bedroom door behind her. Is she really that upset with me? What did I do to hurt her? I don't remember starting an argument or pushing her away… was my infectious smile really that awful she got upset and had to run away? In any case, I can't really make out any more of what they're talking about. I think she resorted to talking in a lower voice. About forty minutes later, she finally opens the bedroom door and comes out as I lean on the kitchen counter. I look at her as she stares back at me. First, she blushes but then was quick to put on a sour-looking face. A face that used to detest me through Soubu High's hallways. A face that said, "don't come near me, you're gross!" I shy away from her gaze, the last thing I want is to burden her if I did anything wrong. And it isn't in my place to ask her what she was talking to Hayama all about. Obviously, I can't keep ignoring her. We still have two more nights to spend together. Unless she decides to completely ditch me. She wouldn't... would she? She definitely has the funds to do so.

Hachiman: "You've been gone for some time. You alright?"

I still try to avoid looking directly at her. She's twiddling on her phone like my starting a conversation doesn't really matter.

Yumiko: "Hmm? Oh, yeah. Just peachy."

Hachiman: "I got some cheesecake. Thought we'd share it together."

Yumiko: "Thanks, but no thanks. Not hungry."

Why is she being like this? Are we not to be open with one another anymore? What about the plans for tonight? Are we canceling them?

Hachiman: "…Right. Hey so, you seem upset. Does it have anything to do with me?"

Yumiko: "Don't worry about it. Also, get ready, Ahmya is meeting us at the train station in about an hour."

Hachiman: "Are you up for going out still? You just got back. Aren't you…"

Yumiko: "Whatevs! If you don't wanna go, then just stay here, GAWD!"

This is really upsetting me, but it won't help to feel this way. I almost forgot how intimidating she could get, how angry she could get. Whatever the case, I want to find out more. I should get ready to go. Maybe we just need things to cool down between us. This would be a good opportunity. Ahmya told me earlier to dress up for tonight. I wonder what we're doing? I pull out a pair of nicely fitted straight-cut pants, with a maroon-colored button-up. A black vest that compliments the pants, and a chic-looking belt. The only thing left is this silk tie, but I really hate ties. Whatever, I guess if it'll make her easier to get along with, I'll wear it. She did spend the money on it.

Struggling to put on my tie, Yumiko barges in nagging why I'm taking so long. Saying that she has to get ready too but I was occupying the room for too long. She comes up to me and adjusts my tie to the appropriate length all the while criticizing me for not being able to put on a tie and how every man should know these things. It literally was nothing but constant nagging. By the time I put on some fancy-looking sneakers and my blazer, it was her time to change. She probably took as long as me, but coming out of the room in a black dress that ruffled above her knees and red heels that complimented her faded red eyeliner, she came out looking more stunning than ever. Black is so her color. She's wearing a darker shade of lipstick as appose to her daily lip gloss. Her hair is tied up in a half bun to the side with a red barrette that clips her golden locks into place. Her shoulders are exposed and she's wearing some black jewelry with black nail polish. But her green eyes, really pop with her outfit. She looks… mature. Still having a pissed-off look, we make our leave towards the train station where we met up with Ahmya. She looks dazzling in her outfit too and I can't begin to fathom how I'm being accompanied by two beautiful ladies. The pair talk, putting aside their differences, as it would seem they're close friends. I remain silent the whole time until we approach a really loud establishment. Is this where Inei works?

People are lined up outside waiting to get in. Ahmya grabs the both of us as we form a small huddle.

Ahmya: "So this place is for people over the age of eighteen. You have to be twenty to have drinks, if you're younger than that, you'll be stamped by the door."

Hachiman: "Wait, what exactly is this? Are we at a nightclub?!"

Ahmya: "You catch on quick, my doe-eyed friend! So what I'm trying to say is, don't act your age. Act older, like me! Inei works at the entrance. Normally there's a fee to get in, but he's gonna let us in for free. For legal reasons, you two will have to get stamped though."

Hachiman: "Why a nightclub? This is kinda risky letting underage high schoolers in."

Ahmya: "Oh? Yumiko hadn't told you? One of her favorite bands is performing tonight and Inei extended his hand since the two of you would be in town."

I look over at Yumiko as she stands idle with her cheeks turning pink. She's still so cute even when she's mad at me.

Yumiko: "Quit staring at me. Jeez!"

I guess if it'll make her happier, but this, like everything else, is new to me. It's obvious that I've never been clubbing, let alone been to a live performance concert before.

Hachiman: "Well, so long as everything goes smoothly, I don't mind."

Yumiko: "Good! Can we get in line already?"

As we make our way toward the back of the queue, Ahmya pulls me aside.

Ahmya: "You two still fighting? Did the cheesecake not work?"

Hachiman: "I guess we are. And I'm still clueless as ever as to why."

We finally make it to the front of the line as Inei lets us in after stamping both Yumiko and my hands.

Hachiman: "Are you not gonna join us?"

Inei: "I'll be in once the vibe out here dies down. But I also go on break in thirty, so I'll catch up with you guys then too."

Laser lights beam high and low towards a massive crowd of people while electronic music plays abundantly. I've only really seen these kinds of places in movies. People in all kinds of attire, weird, casual, formal, costumes, etc are jumping up and down to the MC's beats. So this is all the rage with nightclubs. There are a lot of pretty eccentric people here, regardless if they're college-age or seniors. This is totally not my scene. I follow Ahmya before getting left behind, to an empty table near the corner. Taking my seat, I take in the aesthetic of the rave-filled environment. Japan nightlife is definitely something. Ahmya takes Yumiko by the hand as the girls get lost in the sea of people dancing to electronic music. Wonder when the main show starts? I remain seated, sipping on some water that was complimentary to each table. A whole world outside my everyday high school life is right in front of me. My personal problems are completely insignificant compared to this environment. It's like nothing really matters here. People letting loose left and right. Whether it's dancing, picking guys and girls, or drinking until drunk, it's complete chaos with little regard for morals. We're seated on a pedestal-like area as the dance floor is dipped towards the center of the building. The stage where live performers play is in the center and the MC is located towards the back center. Neon lights flash everywhere as it synchronizes with each count of the track's beats. I look down for Yumiko and find her and Ahmya having the time of their lives. She really does shine the best in her element.

Inei: "Why are you up here man? Don't you wanna go dancing?"

Hachiman: "It's not really my thing."

Inei: "I get it. I was the same way in high school. After moving out here for school, I had to learn to survive, I guess one too many friends influenced me to be more expressive."

Hachiman: "I get what you're saying. You had to adapt."

Inei: "Exactly! Now I'm the guy who knows people left and right because I'm the one who lets in so many different kinds of people in one of Osaka's popular nightclubs! So if you want some advice, live a little. I bet it'd make my cousin all the happier."

Hachiman: "We're kinda not on speaking terms."

Inei: "That so. Well, this is the place to cut loose my friend. Who knows, maybe tonight, everything will be wiped clean."

Hachiman: "You barely know me, so why do you trust me so much with Yumiko."

Inei: "Huh?! HAHAHAHA! Has that been on your mind this whole time since we met?! I've encountered a lot of people. Yumiko is one of those people that does what she pleases. So it doesn't matter what I think. If she says you're good, then you're good. And from talking to you, I can tell that you're no threat to her. You may have the eyes of some Yakuza or whatever, but looks are only external… it's why I'm madly in love with her... my Ahmya."

Staring at his girlfriend, Inei made it clear how he felt for his eccentric girlfriend.

Inei: "I've never met someone as unorthodox as her. I'm thinking of marrying her once I graduate with my diploma."

Hachiman: "Excuse me?! Why are you tell…"

Inei: "You should come! Regardless if Yumiko dumps you or not. I feel a strong connection with you man."

Hachiman: "You're an idiot. Just like your cousin."

Inei: "Listen, I gotta get back on shift in a few minutes but I'm gonna squeeze in a dance with my girl. You should come down. It's better to dance if you have a partner."

He heads down to the dance floor as he takes Ahmya by the waist and dips her. He really is as carefree as they come. Even though I have a hard time agreeing to some of his antics, Yumiko was on the money when she said we'd click. A couple of girls in tight party dresses walk by my booth as I continue to sip water innocently off putting. They start to strike up a conversation with me.

Girl 1: "Hey, is like, anyone sitting here?"

Hachiman: "Umm… I mean… I guess not at this moment."

Girl 2: "There are so many cute guys tonight. Did you see the dude at the door? So my type!"

I try to not pry into their conversation but it sounds like they're talking about Inei.

Girl 1: "I so can't wait for My Last Story to hit the stage!"

Girl 2: "Now that you mention it, the club is getting packed. It's almost that time!"

My Last Story? The hell kinda band name is that? I wonder if they're any good.

Girl 1: "Hey my dude, why are you sittin here all by your lonesome?"

Hachiman: "Huh? Umm… I'm just… watching the seat is all."

Girl 2: "How sweet of you. BTDubs babe, no one comes to the club to sit."

Girl 1: "You wanna come with? We're about to hit up the dance floor."

It's kinda packed down there. And I can't even see my party anymore. She's probably having the time of her life anyway. This really isn't my scene.

Girl 2: "Yeah! It'll be totes fun. Let's head to the bar real quick! I need a shot girl!"

Girl 1: "For real tho! Good thinking!"

I don't even know their names but they both take my hand and lead me down past the dance floor near the bar area.

Girl 2: "Hey bartender! Three shots over here! Put it on my tab!"

Hachiman: "It's fine. I'm actually under…"

Girl 1: "My guy, don't be a party pooper! Take the shot! I promise it'll loosen those broad shoulders of yours."

I make a toast with random strangers as I take my shot of whatever it is they ordered. Then as soon as we downed the first glass, another set of three comes flying by. OH COME ON!

Girl 2: "Cheers!"

Girl 1: "Kanpai bitches!"

I raise my glass with them once more and take in the second shot.

Girl 2: "Hey, looking at you closer, you're kinda hot. Are you like an actor or something? You single?"

Girl 1: "Girl, No kidding! He can totes be an actor with those deep intense eyes! He was sitting by himself earlier. If he wasn't single before, he's probs single now! I bet he got dumped!"

Girl 2: "What crazy bitch would let this handsome piece of meat go? Hey, you!"

Hachiman: "Huh?"

Girl 2: "You DTF?!"

Hachiman: "Sorry, I can't hear you."

Girl 2: "I said, are you Down To..."

Girl 1: "Forget that now, let's go dancing! GAWD! Always ruining the mood with your dirty talk!"

Girl 2: "Bitch, leave me alone, kay? Mama's single!"

Girl: "Girl, are we gonna go dancing or not?"

Before I knew it, I was on the dance floor swaying in a failed attempt at dancing. I'm embarrassing myself. But no one is really looking at me. Neither were the girls that served me drinks and neither was anyone else. Like I mentioned earlier, my problems are not as significant as I make them out to be in this type of environment. Everyone is just here to have a good time. After the song ends, the MC finally introduces My Last Story onto the center stage.

Girl 1: "Woohoo!"

Girl 2: "Hell Yeah!"

Everyone cheers as the band approaches the stage. They must be successful if everyone knows who they are. After a short introduction, each of the band members start to sync their instruments in what sounds like alternative rock music. Nothing like the electronic music that we've been hearing all night, but instead has a more hardcore and poppy beat with their sound. It's catchy. So this is the kind of music Yumiko likes to listen to. Their faster-paste songs were a lot easier to dance to since it consisted of a lot of jumping up and down from their many fans. But soon as they start playing slower songs, one of the girls took a hand around my neck and made herself known to me by slowly dancing with me. The first girl found a single bachelor to dance with as I remain focus at my dance partner.

Girl 2: "You catch on quick, Mr. No Name."

She looks up at me with her flushed face and green eyes… Yumiko. I wonder if she's dancing with some random person too... Yumiko... I gotta find her! Gently distancing myself from my dance partner, I tell her that I had to go.

Hachiman: "Thanks for the dance, but I actually came here with someone."

Girl 2: "...Then go find her."

The troubled feeling she expresses of not wanting me to leave, with what seems to be a star-crossed encounter, does also leave me saddened for the now lonely girl. I hope she could find someone to make her happy, but Yumiko is my number one concern. Because I told myself I didn't want to see her upset anymore, but also, I really wanna see her. After searching the entirety of the dance floor, I wasn't able to locate her. I head back to the booth where I could get a better view of the entire area and in an instant, I find her sitting down staring at her phone in a booth opposite to the dance floor.

Guy 1: "Hey, beautiful, wanna dance with me?"

Yumiko: "Get lost."

Guy 1: "Jeez, stupid bitch. Just doing you a favor."

The guy accidentally bumps shoulders with mine after being rejected by the Fire Queen, as I make my approach towards my date. I outstretch my hand in front of the aggravating-looking girl as I lower my head to face the floor.

Hachiman: "Dance with me?"

I'm too embarrassed to look her in the eyes. Who knows if she even wants to dance with me? I don't know what I did wrong or what caused her to be so upset, but I hope this helps clear the air. Even for just a moment. Will she reject me? Logically speaking she has no reas… her fingers are touching my palm. I raise my head to her face. Walking her to the dance floor, we find a small opening through the crowd where I hold her close to me.

Yumiko: "Put your hands on my waist, Hikio."

As instructed, I place both my hands on her waist. She wraps her arms around my neck as we start to sway back and forth. Her head is resting on my chest. Inei eyes me from a distance as he has Ahmya in his arms too. He gives me a quick nod and smiles. I smile back at him.

Yumiko: "Where the hell were you all night?"

Hachiman: "Sorry."

Yumiko: "Not good enough… Idiot."

Hachiman: "I don't want to ever fight with you. You occupy my head space way too much that I start to overthink everything you do."

Yumiko: "You and I can never work, Hikio. I'll only end up hurting you in the end. I've come to realize that. We're just too different. You've been telling me that from the start. I just refused to accept it. Thought I deserved someone like you. But I was right. So after tonight, we'll go back to how things used to be."

I really don't know what to say to that. She was so sure about winning me over. But now she's adamant about not furthering our relationship. Water hits my arm and chest. She's crying and starting to shake. Shoving me to the side, she rushes to the girls' room. I wait for her for what seems like hours. When she finally exits, her face looks like a mess. She yanks my elbow and asks me to take her home. The band is practically done performing as the club is slowly wrapping up. Still, people refuse to leave the dance floor. Walking up to Inei with Ahmya passed out on his lap, I tell him we're headed back home.

Exiting the train station, Yumiko removes her heels as I carry them for her. She walks barefoot the rest of the way back.

Hachiman: "Your feet hurt?"

Yumiko: "Yeah."

Hachiman: "Here, hop on."

Crouching down to have her hop on my back, I plan on carrying her on the way back. Without any hesitation, she accepts my offer. She doesn't speak for the rest of the way back as she just rests her tired face on my back. Finally walking up to our front door, I manage to open the door and take Yumiko to our room. Laying her down in her bed, she was quick to pass out. For a moment, I look down at the sleeping girl. If you had come up to me and said those things before we went on this trip, I would have happily agreed. But with so many things we've come to share, I don't wanna stop having these feelings for you... Because I...

Hachiman: "I've watched you sleep countless times now. I hope what you told me earlier was another one of your lies, Yumiko."

Stroking her hair for what may be my final time, what happens if you're no longer in my life? Who's going to brush their fingers along your perfect scalp? Sigh* I change out of my clothes, then hit my side of the room as I quickly fall asleep. Whatever happens, happens. But one thing is for sure, I've realized how small I really am from all the countless experiences I've had with people throughout this trip. No one really cares who you decide to become, no one is really looking at one particular person. I can be as crazy as a party goer or as quirky as Ahmya. Act like a meathead like those guys at the beach. As compassionate as Auntie or as sorrowful as her grandmother. At the end of it all, no one really seems to care. High school really is insignificant. If Yumiko wants to end whatever it is we have, then it's up to her. I have no say in it. Regardless, because of this trip, I found my own shape of happiness. And so if I want it, I have to fight for it.

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